Season Premiere- Tom DeLay - Dancing With The Stars

[samsonite8881]

In prison for 99 years. I doubt he'll live.

[chewbaca1989]

What a joke, I'm so embarrassed by our politicians.

-a Conservative.

[trunitemare]

Convicted felon. He will surely dance when he becomes a prison bitch.

[MsArtGeek]

Now he gets to do the jailhouse cha cha!

[Auntkekebaby]

Look, he's so happy to be OUT for a few minutes. Disgusting!

[Aubreyautumn]

Am I the only one whose gaydar was going off?

[MARYLANDSTATEVOTERS]

what a fucking asshole !

[Textynn]

OMG, my eyes, my eyes. someone get a doctor.

[superwhiz88]

fking crock .. he sell his our country by the pieces.. this is guy who orchestrated the pay to play power trade in our government..

[slickableandsoulful]

why does he flounce his ass like that?

[cywyhot]

I thought it was hilarious.

[EdgarDirby]

This is one of those things you wish you could unsee.

[schilzy1]

What straight guy would tune in to see a corrupt ex-politician dance? Cheryl is gorgeous and would get my vote any day of the week!

[YesYou123333]

I'm so glad you put so much thought into your vote. People, like you, who vote with something other than your brain have given us what we've got.

[Fishstix9000]

Give the guy credit, most guys his age couldn't dance because their hip would blow out.

[MOOaCOW]

All the poor insects he killed now have their revenge.

The roaches are laughing. The ants are having a picnic.

Wild thing...my feet.

llalalalala

[bigbt0623]

Not to bad for a old guy.Takes alot of balls to go on TV and dance.That piece of crap Harry Reid woluld have a heart attack if he tried.The producers should give him a call.

[DukeofSanchez]

He can practice that in prison.

[YesYou123333]

I'm not hungry anymore.

[RazzyDiane]

Gosh, it is sort of like watching a six year old learning his dance in the school program and looking to the teacher for approval. But, it was good of him to go on the show. I bet you would never see Harry Reid or Nancy Pelosi on this show.

[westx19]

Now the world knows Tom DeLay can't dance. But at least he looks like he's having fun.

[capemello]

You know what, I'm a ragging democrat, but I must say, its nice to see Tom Delay in this light. It shows that he is human. When we see Republicans act like this, it helps us see a more personal side. Thats something I look for in a human being!!

[Fanaa4ever]

Exactly! I think its nice to see another side of the contestants. We saw another side of Tom and Kelly Osbourne that most people won't expect to see.

[DapperZach]

He made a total ass of himself....but it doesn't surprise me. He was an ass as a politician as well.

[renato113]

Now you know where the party stands.

Total ASSSSS..

[solfegg]

it's creepy seeng tom delay dance like that but I like Cheryl Burke. She's really hot.

[princesstinymeat]

Old men shouldn't dance like that. It's horrifying and wrong.

[frisco21]

Oh

My

GAWD

[abby495]

OHh GROSS NOO stop

[piklhed]

i bet his bathroom foot-tapping is better than most

[mossad1assasin]

He's good!

[mossad1assasin]

He's great for a 'non-dancer'!  He didn't make a fool of himself...

[mossad1assasin]

Gotta hand it him, for a 'non-dancer' of his age he's great! He can let it all hang out...Dancing with the Stars rating went up!

[GarthsWorld]

Hopefully, this fulfills his "Ill be back promise. Must admit, he does look like a senator again when he's on his knees pretending to hold a mic. A senator from Idaho, that is, and not a mic...

[lk2230]

LOL

[brandenburg75]

Tom DeLay rocks! A true conservative and a damn good dancer.

[jaymemn]

I just puked in my waste basket......

[sashamobley]

The Cha Cha and Wild Thing (beat aside) are not compatible pairings. The air guitar/lip syncing...all these combine in a perfect illustration of someone who doesn't base decision making on reason but on his own strange concept of reality.

[ac4zu]

No too bad for an old man.

[powerman19782007]

do you see what republicans can do?

[meenakhan22]

His partner did a good job, but I think I need a tylenol after watching Tom DeLay shake his booty....

[stupivideoswithKnE]

lol This is so entertaining. :) He's pretty awesome in an old guy that got drunk at his son's wedding kinda way.

[megalisstudio]

haha, yeah, exactly. some dad who had a few too many and hits the floor. it's hilarious--so forced--dude is so white bred it's ridiculous.

[SelenaCyrus1112]

I think everyone knows that he's probably one of the worst dancers this season- I mean there ALWAYS is someone who is bad. And I sware he was partnered with Cheryll because she has won more then the other dancers (right? I think so!) but you know what it doesn't matter, it's just fun to dance!!

[tomgannon21]

He's the total package--ass shaker, drunkerd, and all around D-bag. And he's a birther too! Except that he wants to see the president's gift certificate...

[AnException]

LOL!  hilarious! XD

[HellodaHell]

can someone please tell me how it ended? after :15 I turned completely blind.

[Mudpro]

What a FOOL

[twohornunicorn]

dont care about this show but she is too fine. Who cares about the old man

[61Terri]

I thought he was cute. He did better than what I thought he would. I don't care for him pesonally, but I found myself laughing, and I really enjoyed his performance. Chery is great she really knows how to bring out the best of her partners.

[RB1952]

I think he's trying out for the Cowboy in the Village People revival.

[nohokid]

This officially confirms Delays status as a complete and utter crackpot. I

[DMANpictures]

Jon Stewart: There's only ONE way this could have been any gayyer.

[detoth67]

I bet that the last time he was on his knees, he wasn't miming a mic up to his mouth.

[dpmduran]

This actually made me like him a little....since it's so not expected from a conservative politician!

[xohaleylandxo]

I thought this was adorable!!! It shows what a good sense of humor he has and I thought it was great fun. This is what this show is supposed to be ALL aobut! He is clearly having a blast! I ususally date younger men but that is one older man I would date. :)

[Adagio2424]

mt memory doesnt serve me well but wasnt he talking smack about jerry springer for being on one of these shows so why is on now what a hypocrite

[Adagio2424]

OMFG i thought when my friend told me he was on a dancing show she was messing with me but holly shit lmfao

[shoebeacon1]

inappropriate song for the dance. Rock mixed with a kind of pseudo latin line dance. Of course, because I think he is an evil jerk may influence my view.

[ZoeTheUninsane]

the world has gone mad. plain and simple.

[harvardkarbodie]

I second the motion.

[JasmineXiao]

lol cheryl got stuck with the guy who has a bad reputation so it seems {I have no clue who this guy is until i googled him}...but I don't get why ppl is talking about politics since this IS a dancing show. Anyways I think this performance is pretty funny and cute in a way lol i know many ppl will not agree to this but w/e :) go tom and cheryl! hope you guys go a long way! lol

[JasmineXiao]

aw...poor cheryl she got stuck with the good guy xD but why are ppl judging poor tom about the politics...this IS a dancing show. anyways i love this performance it's funny and cute in a way lol xD i know ppl will not agree to this but w/e :)

[psyfilover]

Lighten up people! He did a wonderful job!

[TechNinja]

There is no hope for mankind.

[supafla777]

hot tob tom needs to come out of the closet

[greyseal5]

I think I just threw up in my own mouth

[Angryrnmedic]

Any Republicans here who can answer this? Has he lost his MIND?? He might in the future ended up with some nice soft job like an ambassador to France or something, but not now. Likes like a fruitcake of some kind. FYI, I'm a strait man, as straight as one can get, but I have a couple of gay friends who I get along well with and have worked well with GAY people as long as they would pull their fair share of the work on the job. Delay has absolutely LOST his last brain cell. RN

[timpipe]

This is almost as vile as assisting a textile tycoon in lying to, kidnapping and enslaving women to work in Chinese owned factories in the Northern Marianas Islands (American Territories) manufacturing goods that say "Made in U.S.A".

[alexisrg7]

He needs to leave next for sure.

[MsMaiysha]

Why is he not in jail for his crimes? The rich really are privileged!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheMagicaltheater]

maybe this is his punishment?

[emilygoo]

oh.

my.

god.

[jadeloveselliott]

LOL

[theorganichispanic]

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

[shipnerd]

I think he did more than just get in touch with his feminine side, he let her out of the closet!!! Does he know just how GAY he looked?!? (I'm a gay man so I can say that!) And I'll never be able to listen to that song in the same way again, he really ruined it for me!

[fixpert]

This dovetails so nicely with Amusing Ourselves to Death by Neil Postman, which I'm currently reading.

[cindiburkey]

figures repubs are fuming about this. i think it's the coolest thing i've ever seen delay do. he should keep his mouth shut and just dance.

[gmr7494]

I think I'd rather watch a flaming bag of shit dance than see this asshole.

[redstatesrule]

I don't get why this show is such a hit while So You Think You Can Dance, which features people that actually CAN dance sort of meanders in the ratings.

That said -- the clip was kind of fun.

[fluffho]

goooooo tom!!

[akala7]

let this be a lesson to everyone. NEVER let a freak dance! XD I just can't stop laughing!!!

[Brad2070]

I love this! ROFL 0:34!!!

[vworre]

I love it when we can look at ouselves with some humor.....hey Nancy and Harry show us what you can do! Time for a little more laughter in this crazy world. If you can not see the fun and humor you may as well be brain dead.

[sbrooks0178]

This is comedy platinum!

[McSpacerson]

There is no way this man is not gay

[sbrooks0178]

I always thought something like this would be an SNL skit, not reality.

[kymmyiam]

What a hoot! Tom Delay! Whoooooda thunk it?!

[jsheas53]

I'm not certain if I should laugh or cry.

[fucinfulleffect]

he's gonne be doing a lot of 0:40 when he's in prison

[kelliS5S5]

creepy...

[kelliS5S5]

that was a bit....ah...creepy..

[CaseyGoodDog]

next thing ya know, Pat Buchanan will be on.

[BRENDAMAJORS]

Jesus is dancing through him.

[BRENDAMAJORS]

There's too much smut like this on TV.

[Jmp8108]

Oh no... I hope Tom gets put through. We can use yet another video to play of him when he gets sent up to prison for those corruption charges.

I never laughed so hard in my life... the outakes of the practice session were even funnier. This is so embarrassing for him and for the rest of the Republicans.. and the funniest thing is that they don't even realize it.

[agirlonacomputer]

people like you that have to inject partisanship into every aspect of life drive me nuts. lighten up

[bobbruman]

Shameful.

[trebby2]

That poor woman. DeLay should be dancing with Jack Abramoff at Leavenworth since they were in bed together for over 10 years.

[doncjs]

These comments just blow my mind. Keep politics out of it, any 62 year old man who can shake his hips like that, I am blown away! As a former dance instructor, I can tell you he did awesome! He is an inspiration for older folks , that they can do anything they set their minds to.

[twotimingpete]

I don't know a lot about this show, but that girl the old creep is dancing with is the hottest woman I've ever seen

[gotami2500]

he's got that old-man belly sack hanging just above his crotch. Add to that his face-lifts and fake teeth and you pretty much have the whole package

[VioletBuddha]

PUKE PUKE PUKE!!!

Bugman is disgusting and belongs in jail!!

[graywarrior]

Now I know what Voldemort would look like with twinkle toes. That was creepy. I need a shower.

[gvtrai58]

I can't believe it but it wasn't bad for the first dance.

[donco6]

I hope he lasts to the end! He's a laughingstock! I love it when the GOP looks stupid.

[vworre]

What you never did anything fun that made You look stupid....give me a break!

[cruciblelion]

TOM TOM TOM!!!! DeLay for President!!!!

[AmurricanOriginal]

Give the partisanship a rest, people. For a 60-something white dude, DeLay wasn't half bad...

[LaEnchiladita]

He can only get better. ROFLMBO!!

[imtrueblue2007]

Delay was the worst of the men dancers. He was awful Stiff as a board.

[cruciblelion]

I love Tom Deay For President!!!!

[Trittydi]

Disturbing. HIGHLY disturbing.

*

[IreneNY2]

That was funny, cute, disturbing and I am very confused, but I was entertained. LOL!!

[babakmo]

is Jesus ok with this ??? anyone from the party of god or family value care to comment?

[vworre]

Hey nothing wrong with having good fun,,,who is the stick in the mud?

[cruciblelion]

TOM TOM TOM TOM!!!!!

[pmjahn]

I wouldn't have voted except his enemies are campaigning against him and well, I want to torture them

[RocRizzo]

This vid is a great substitute for Syrup of Ipecac.

Delay belongs in JAIL, not TV!

[MeritisDE]

This is disturbing.

[sherifffruitfly]

Horrible. Just horrible.

[beasleybrother1]

Holy Shit! This is too funny! Guess who is not going to the "Value Voters Conference." Tom DeLay doing his Elvis impersonation!

[TheEmoPepsi]

I like this!!!

They showed it in clas s and I saw it on the view.

YOU GO TOM!!!

Shake that thang. xDD

He's cool!

[cruciblelion]

Let's fight for TOM!!

[imtrueblue2007]

The WORST dance of the evening.  Delay is a CREEP

[datooie]

television in this country has hit a new low

[deepwell07]

after seeing that i do not think the country is worth saving

[kenn264]

what a creep

[Themusicintheair]

This is funny! ROFL

[kakompo]

It is funny. I'll tell you what.. republicans are not laughing at all about this. I listened to radio this morning and republicans are fuming ! ROFL .. he did pretty well.

[Veggieplatter]

Disturbing...utterly disturbing!

[bigbenkentucky]

He was so much fun to watch. You could really tell he was trying hard, getting into it, and having fun. His technique wasn't great, but I went ahead and gave him a vote anyway. At least he was better than Ashley Hamilton.

[Im4hm]

LOL! Too Fun! Way to go Tom!

[PandoraPeanut]

ick.  I'd say he' s made a horse's ass of himself, but he already was one.