"They made one of the most frustrating games of all time. They took the name "Dick Tracy," and slapped it on the cover just like slapping their own greedy dick. Well, if this game is dick, then we were the balls."
I amazed that this moment didn't make his 2008 Top 10.
they maby thought make a game with real detective work like real life one guy. one live i know the game sux it just is one of the worst and hardest games in the world.
Yes, you're right saying that this game is bad, but the only problem is the playing mode (One life, no continue, hard to kill snipers, hard control for the car) But if the jugabilty were better, the game would be nice.
P.S.: The life power-up is a item, you must press the "use" button because the life is added to your inventory.
Bandai is the company who made this horrible, frustrating game. One guy, no continues. Man, they really want this game to be a challenge. Yeah, but it's a cheap challenge. Snipers on rooftop isn't my idea.
This game...is TOO INTENSLY BAD for mere english...we need a harsher lanuage...one that makes even directions to the store sound like curse words. BRING ON THE GERMAN!
why are there no continues why are there no fucking continues whyyyyyyyyy!!!!! fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck drills a screwdriver into the game and bashes it with a hammer
That's pretty funny: James' dad having a problem with him saying "Dick" as a child. I wonder what he thinks now with his son grown up to say things like "shitload of fuck", "ASS!" or "motherfucker" or just "fuck"
im mean seriously why are there no continous WHY WHYYYYYYYY GRABS BEER GRABS PILLOW AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ROFLCOPTER SO HILARIOUS XDD
HAHAHAHAHA WHY ARE THERE NO CONTINUES!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?! *goes crazy grabs pillow* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! XD
Wow I -never- had problems with the roof snipers, once i realized to jump out the car within a second or so of seeing em. Figured out when i played this game when i was 3, it was awesome. the car chases sucked though, but besides that the game was pretty damn easy, dont get why people saying it so hard.
Ah gamers these days is why most games i never die once even on "hard" mode.
I wish these game designers would make a response and take responsibility for sucking so hard. I wasted so much time and never got anywhere in this game too (when i was a kid). I thought I just sucked at videos games half the time b/c I couldn't beat half the shit I owned. Why did they make them so brutally difficult? it's a kid's game for fuck sake
o my goodness that was the craziest freak out ive seen from you. i almost never want to experience this game in real life because i think i might saw my own head off. sorry it blows yo. man i hate when childhoods get crushed like that.. :\
Why didn't James just walk the whole way. His car made him a larger target and being on foot (believe it or not) would maybe help him dodge the snipers' bullets.
Thats true but his reviews arnt about finding alternative route to beating the game your ment to use the car for speed and hes basically sayings its just impossible to go through it all the real way your ment to. like if ur givin a car why the hell would you walk if you get what im trying to say.
I'm hoping someone will be able to help me remember the name of a game. I remember playing a game for the original 8-bit Nintendo that was 3-D (not real 3-D, but had a overhead perspective look to it like the game Q-bert) where the character you played as was a ninja in an action adventure style game. (not Ninja Gaiden which is side scrolling)
I just bought this game today, and the hearts are first aid. it sucks to use though! you have to go to the option before it, and hold select then press b.
I remember this game....you can actually go around town at the beginning of each level and kill all the snipers and they will stay dead. It still makes the game suck though....and just like you I would keep playing and playing this game even though it pissed me off.
I even wanna play it right now after watching this...hahaha
I've seen little difference between LJN and Bandai games for the NES. Both companies turned out a bunch of shit games, and almost nothing worth playing.
Wow youtube changed so much I firgot the description if the video used to be on the side
TheLegoRetroChannel 1 day ago
@TheAscension66 why. i can watch em just fine
HazardHighlander 6 months ago
The game is absolutely horrible. The movie though, is really good. Thanks AVGN. Without you, I wouldn't have found out about it.
UnownName1025 1 year ago
they cant put a worst name??? like...cock faicy or pussy penis or...whatever
FeNiXwOnG951 1 year ago
@FeNiXwOnG951 *Worse
onilink422 6 months ago
Dick.... Just Sayin
TheDoopliss2 1 year ago
What dose he put the nes game into?
111random 1 year ago
@111random somthing called the "nes 2" just goolgle it.
TheRomanPraetorian78 1 year ago
@111random
the toploader
theRAGINFmoviecritic 1 year ago
LOL " If this game is dick then we were the balls " XD
xrevolution46 1 year ago
Wow he actually added in that new part about how to use the hearts just for us
snipersEND 1 year ago
13:24-13:50 :|
dancer12012 1 year ago
13:10 ANGER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dancer12012 1 year ago
may the name Angry Video Game Nerd live on!! Hallelujah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dancer12012 1 year ago 2
this episode is why hes called the angry video game nerd
Liamxx8 1 year ago 4
"They made one of the most frustrating games of all time. They took the name "Dick Tracy," and slapped it on the cover just like slapping their own greedy dick. Well, if this game is dick, then we were the balls."
I amazed that this moment didn't make his 2008 Top 10.
Tubewings 1 year ago
POWER DRILL FTW..
southpark1029384756 1 year ago
why cant you just get out of the car and never get back in. you know like ditch it and just walk the whole way >_>
Brandomaximillion 1 year ago
Because when you get out of the car, th screen won't scroll anymore. The car is the only way to make the game scroll the screen to new areas.
ReneAramis 1 year ago
@Brandomaximillion thats actually how you beat it. you have to ditch the car
ilovemesomechicken 1 year ago
@Brandomaximillion because the screen doesnt move until u get into the car
xX101ki11sXx 1 year ago
next big game is called ``Cunt Assard
Nuke0Mania 1 year ago
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Oh come on, this game was a classic. It was a pain, but it wasnt that bad.
yozarian1 2 years ago
dang you blew up in the ending
DavidKing407 2 years ago
I've never heard of Dick Tracey before, but know I know his game sucks. LOL!
TheClassicalgamer1 2 years ago
they maby thought make a game with real detective work like real life one guy. one live i know the game sux it just is one of the worst and hardest games in the world.
aroningi12345 2 years ago
@aroningi12345
Probably passable without the snipers. Game looks like it gives too many cheap shots with that.
laughingfurry 2 years ago
its funny when he freaks out at the end
pervysage35 2 years ago
you mean when he asks why there are no continues?
gutchman84 1 year ago
Yes, you're right saying that this game is bad, but the only problem is the playing mode (One life, no continue, hard to kill snipers, hard control for the car) But if the jugabilty were better, the game would be nice.
P.S.: The life power-up is a item, you must press the "use" button because the life is added to your inventory.
nicolasdelariva 2 years ago
in the video he says "i found at heart but it did nothing at all. Yeah, a fucking heart that did fucking nothing!"
gutchman84 1 year ago 2
Bandai is the company who made this horrible, frustrating game. One guy, no continues. Man, they really want this game to be a challenge. Yeah, but it's a cheap challenge. Snipers on rooftop isn't my idea.
1989gamemaster 2 years ago
This game...is TOO INTENSLY BAD for mere english...we need a harsher lanuage...one that makes even directions to the store sound like curse words. BRING ON THE GERMAN!
Scottthespy 2 years ago 8
on 06,05 he dit,nt pay attention that he may fall into the gap.
on 09,07 he was,nt even pist off that he died.
johneymute 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAH OMG OMG THE ENDING OMGGGG. I DIED!!! HAHAHDHAHDAHDHASFHFHH THE ENDING xDDDDDDD
Robben911back 2 years ago
GO Dick-ard!
skillzbeat 2 years ago
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Is the full episode out? Where can I watch it?
prep4md2 2 years ago
read the description it may have the answer -_-
datpoint 2 years ago
have you seen the gremlins game i tried and the enemies are rediculous
stickmaster124 2 years ago
why are there no continues why are there no fucking continues whyyyyyyyyy!!!!! fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck drills a screwdriver into the game and bashes it with a hammer
thedestructionguy95 2 years ago
yeaaaaah, that was pure insanity.
when i watched my first AVGN vid, i expected him to completely lose it at one of his games.
necros782 2 years ago
you should change your name to james rofl
jamesaw07 2 years ago 2
i have ADD and people say thats what i look like when i get angry
matthewwood1995 2 years ago
XD at the kid in the hat
kktdeming 2 years ago
avgn makes me laugh as well! hahahahahah :)
Apemopo 2 years ago
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kktdeming 2 years ago
this game is dick ass!!!
johneymute 2 years ago
i remember that game i hate it it was a reall pain in my ass.
THEANIMEPERV 2 years ago
Dick dick dick dick TRACY!!!!!!!
mariofan5100 2 years ago
That's pretty funny: James' dad having a problem with him saying "Dick" as a child. I wonder what he thinks now with his son grown up to say things like "shitload of fuck", "ASS!" or "motherfucker" or just "fuck"
ExplorerDS6789 2 years ago 5
screaming into a pillow? daaaaaaamn, thats angry
turboracer98 2 years ago
holy shit man, you got mad!!!!!!!!!! that was by far the funniest video yet.
ShadowrealHedgehog 2 years ago 3
damn u really got pissed at the end of that review O.o
huntingforspam 2 years ago
that was the madest ive ever seen him
clank4g 2 years ago
0:02 - 0:03 lmfao!
TEZZLE27 2 years ago
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this game is so fucking horrible that i inserted my dick inside of it yeah i inserted my dick inside a shitty game!!!!
3 words about it :
FUCK
THIS
GAME
jhonnykiller45 2 years ago
Dick Tracy? MORE LIKE, Dick Lazy! Cause with a crappy game like that, I doubt the developers' dicks ever got any pussy! M I RITE?
eggiex1 2 years ago 14
dAMN
at the end i think thats the angriest ive seen the AVGN
Bowserslave 2 years ago 5
That's because it wrong him almost 20 years ago.
fatcatbuzz 2 years ago 3
One of my favourite AVGN vids ever.
LewisDre4m 2 years ago 2
Yeah, the blowup at the end of this one is truly legendary.
ratchet1215 2 years ago
I remember this game! My grandma had it and I played it. It was torture!
Aquarius199 2 years ago
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thedestructionguy95 2 years ago
#1 shittiest is now officially Plumbers Don't Wear Ties.
lla26 2 years ago 4
they should use the ending of this video for a gamefly commercial. hell, all of his videos could be used for gamefly commercials.
megaman1791 2 years ago
HA ha ha on the ending DAMP!!!
TompanX 2 years ago
You use the hearts for power ups. They're first aid kits. I think you select it and press up and "A".
KlassyKamikaze 2 years ago
this was me palyin cars on xbox trin to win races
ralphymanthegreat 2 years ago
im mean seriously why are there no continous WHY WHYYYYYYYY GRABS BEER GRABS PILLOW AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ROFLCOPTER SO HILARIOUS XDD
animefan0258 2 years ago 3
No one is safe when it comes to Gamer Rage
IAMMIKE456 2 years ago 5
You know, He should have used an NES zapper to destroy the game instead of a drill.
mario19885 2 years ago
That's been done countless times before.
powergannon 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA WHY ARE THERE NO CONTINUES!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?! *goes crazy grabs pillow* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! XD
qwerty6894 2 years ago 3
When he got angry so much, it just made me laugh to shreds haha! Keep'it up AVGN!
JoshuaMouncer 2 years ago
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Wow I -never- had problems with the roof snipers, once i realized to jump out the car within a second or so of seeing em. Figured out when i played this game when i was 3, it was awesome. the car chases sucked though, but besides that the game was pretty damn easy, dont get why people saying it so hard.
Ah gamers these days is why most games i never die once even on "hard" mode.
Sk2k52 2 years ago
they probably wanted it to be a challenge, but this isn't a challenge, it's IMPOSSIBLE.
westridgemattlyman 2 years ago
god damn i remember playing this game lol.
schiggy182 2 years ago
"idk im just a sucker for dick tracey....sucker for dick, that didnt sound good...lol
door2darknesss 2 years ago 11
lol i laughed so hard when he was spinning the game on the drill, the face he made was priceless :)
Madb0mber77 2 years ago 4
LOL love the end
MckaiserDragon 2 years ago 2
Sucker for Dick!!!!!!!!
doesyourgodcomeinaca 2 years ago 2
AVGN's funniest review...lol
SalvatoreDuran 2 years ago 2
Wow, I have never seen AVGN that pissed off before in my life.
UnholyCrusada 2 years ago 2
I wish these game designers would make a response and take responsibility for sucking so hard. I wasted so much time and never got anywhere in this game too (when i was a kid). I thought I just sucked at videos games half the time b/c I couldn't beat half the shit I owned. Why did they make them so brutally difficult? it's a kid's game for fuck sake
jbartz 2 years ago
Hahahah He goes crazy at the end xD
123TauruZ321 2 years ago
I have the movie Dick Tracy on DVD.
I tried the video game for NES, and never got far into the game.
1985Nebraska 2 years ago
DICK!, DICK, DICK!!
seploud 2 years ago
i too still have this game in storage somewhere...I just might donate it for use as a target for skeet shooting....
ash007A 2 years ago 3
at the ending is fucked up
durnssh18 2 years ago 5
lol i keep thinking james rolfe is james rofl
Barraki148 2 years ago 2
this is nerds craziest video
greendayrox12 2 years ago 4
did u know that there is a dick tracy on sega i say do an nerd vid on it
link2jason 2 years ago 3
man i remember marketing being ALL over Dick Tracy.. fun times
germyfromirc 2 years ago 3
i own this and yeaaaahh, it's fucking terrible
BENSON018 2 years ago 3
he goes ape shit but i kinda understand his point of view the game does suck alot.
MegaDarth666 2 years ago 6
i found out there are some game genie code. one of em makes you be unstopable
davistoa 2 years ago
This has to be one of the Funniest episode , could not stop Laughing at the end ^^
"Why are there no continues, WHY ARE THERE NO FUCKING CONTINUES!?WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!??
*Chucks the bear in his throat*
*Picks up pillow and slams it on his face*
WHYYYYYYYYY!!??
LichKingOfWoW 2 years ago 4
This is one of his funnier reviews.
almondtealeaf2 2 years ago
how can a game be so awful? *cry*
starfox300 2 years ago 6
dude wtf you started to cry and scream
jeremyjak3 2 years ago
o my goodness that was the craziest freak out ive seen from you. i almost never want to experience this game in real life because i think i might saw my own head off. sorry it blows yo. man i hate when childhoods get crushed like that.. :\
vannT3Hmagnificent 2 years ago 7
lol i had this game
coolman13131313 2 years ago
if he was the dick, we are the balls.
dhruvluke 2 years ago 3
Most disturbing thing to ever exist.
spacejerk37 2 years ago
"X is dick/my ass and Y is the balls"
is that some kind of regional insult or something James came up with? i'd never heard it before he used it in some of his reviews
ramonoski 2 years ago
Ending was the best!
Exoal 2 years ago
why did you go crazy at the end my screeen was vibrating
JACKBOT3000 2 years ago
man , this video makes me laught so much!!!
5/5 =)
KageDensetsu 2 years ago 2
Actually in this game this little hearts are a first aid kids. Just select it, then press SELECT+B and u have regained full life.
Review was funny as always :) One of the best imho
mishiranu1985 2 years ago
you would have to be on crack to play this!
TheWorldWideGamer 2 years ago 2
Omg! I was expecting his head to explode at the end!!
O__O;
VitaminD313 2 years ago
what was the nes when he put the game in???6
zilabazila 2 years ago
THE BEST REVIEW JAMES HAS DONE EVER!!!! This review is the reason he is named the ANGRY video game nerd
magicman205 2 years ago 3
you shot that guy in the balls...lol
BanJoKazoowi 2 years ago
funny i never watched this one but VERY GOOD!
james2322 2 years ago
stupid banana raincoat wearing dick!! lol
desertdragonme 2 years ago
Haha. Like in the Ninja Turtles review where he's talking about April: "Stupid banana-raincoat-wearning bitch!!"
GuildOfWhores 2 years ago
this game was horrible! I hated it, good thing a friend rented it instead of buying it!
desertdragonme 2 years ago
This is the best one yet. XD
Metroidfan10000 2 years ago
Why don't you just post the video on youtube?
lazysquirrelproducti 2 years ago
Why does Chris Bores bother?
archertrio 2 years ago
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"
PRPDthe3rd 2 years ago
BEST PSYCO FREAKOUT EVER!!!
noobtube117095 2 years ago
This is my favorite avgn rage of all the episodes
SamDakota86 2 years ago
he did in ghostbusters
adventureman64 2 years ago 2
anyone would do it that time
caller347 2 years ago
avgn actually tortures himself in his reviews and hardly ever uses a game genie when the irate gamer just gives up
FuzzyDaKirbyFan 2 years ago 17
Thats because irate gamer is a crappy rip off of AVGN
no offence to and irate fans
kingzilla40 2 years ago 8
what fans?
FuzzyDaKirbyFan 2 years ago 7
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im a fan of both reviewers bitch and they are diffrent asshole
2kaleb98 2 years ago
ye they are different ones a ripp off and ones a true reviewer
FuzzyDaKirbyFan 2 years ago
his retatded ones
caller347 2 years ago
stupid banana wearing coat dick
yoshi553 2 years ago
Why didn't James just walk the whole way. His car made him a larger target and being on foot (believe it or not) would maybe help him dodge the snipers' bullets.
JLangk 2 years ago
Becouse that would take longer time andJames dont have much patiecene.
demoleramera 2 years ago
Thats true but his reviews arnt about finding alternative route to beating the game your ment to use the car for speed and hes basically sayings its just impossible to go through it all the real way your ment to. like if ur givin a car why the hell would you walk if you get what im trying to say.
Stephenlinds 2 years ago
Is It A Good Idea To Microwave Dick Tracy? (No offense to JPizzle1122)
NOTE: If I ever bought shitty games, I would donate to dovetastic
lla26 2 years ago 2
I saw the whole review and James got SO PISSED at the end
He destroyed the crap outta that game!
AWESOME!!
DanDanBoys2 2 years ago 2
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lla26 2 years ago
I remember this trash. What a fuckin', cock suckin', piece of shit. FUUUUUCK! :-/
Chemognoza 2 years ago
wow! this is probably the angriest i've ever seen james
SpinoGod2008 2 years ago 3
This game reminds me of what a valuable service the Game Genie provided to America.
dascottjr 2 years ago
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I'm hoping someone will be able to help me remember the name of a game. I remember playing a game for the original 8-bit Nintendo that was 3-D (not real 3-D, but had a overhead perspective look to it like the game Q-bert) where the character you played as was a ninja in an action adventure style game. (not Ninja Gaiden which is side scrolling)
HELP PLEASE. THANKS!!!
joeyjoejoejrshabidu 2 years ago
Lmfao at the end.. most hilarious thing I've ever seen.
Nyy002jeter 2 years ago
I agree.
dad3i 2 years ago
THe end is funniest thing i have ever seen in my life! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
snozer2 2 years ago
WOW! He was REALLY pissed off in this review...
Grettings AVGN,
From Brazil.
saulo1009 2 years ago
lol gremlins is so funny
TUDORISSOOOCOOL 2 years ago
I just bought this game today, and the hearts are first aid. it sucks to use though! you have to go to the option before it, and hold select then press b.
CutBudget 2 years ago
I've never seen this one, but I remember playing Dick Tracy for... I think Sega. And it was fun.
Doogeedoo12 2 years ago
Between Dick Tracy, and April O'neal- banana raincoat wearing characters make for bad video games.
Meanlevee 2 years ago 2
I remember this game....you can actually go around town at the beginning of each level and kill all the snipers and they will stay dead. It still makes the game suck though....and just like you I would keep playing and playing this game even though it pissed me off.
I even wanna play it right now after watching this...hahaha
mrgimp420 2 years ago
Did he think dick tracy driving stage was worse than ghost busters when he made this?
bewd6797 2 years ago 3
Well dick can be short for richard because another name that's short for richard is rick and dick and rick have both ick is the name.
bewd6797 2 years ago
which do you hate more dr jekell and mr hide or dick tracy
timtim575 2 years ago
I just watched the dick tracy movie yesterday
caller347 2 years ago
Well if this game is dick, then we were the balls lols.
Nadav667 2 years ago
james man dang you have some anger eshuses
mariofan5100 2 years ago
I saw the video, and I think that's the most pissed at a game you've ever been at.
homicidalpandastudio 2 years ago 3
The heart does something. When you come across it you press select and B at the same time.
I know you most likely know that, but I thought I would throw it out there.
Sumgui2009 2 years ago 2
I think james really wants a good Dick Tracy game
IAMMIKE456 2 years ago 3
lets dick-tating
SSonicfan 2 years ago
woooa you got pretty angery at the end =p
HushedDeath 2 years ago
i saw it thats the biggest freakout uv ever had
THandSC 2 years ago
James at the end is me when I play Super Empire Strikes Back on the SNES. I hate that freaking game!!
humanconvertable 2 years ago
I've seen little difference between LJN and Bandai games for the NES. Both companies turned out a bunch of shit games, and almost nothing worth playing.
NinjaGhostScorpion 2 years ago
The dick tracy on Sega was a million times better :P
Great Review!
Samcubegamer 2 years ago
I watched the video of this review by him.
Needless to say, I was scared like all fuck how high his voice got at screaming at this game. Damn....It's pretty fucking epic.
Teryumo 2 years ago 2
that heart is the power up you got to push the select buttton till you see first aid select it and get back HP
newkrueger 2 years ago
The end of The Gremlins 2 review scared the shit outta me!
Giritinafreak 2 years ago
do another vid of the game using game genie......(if it even works after the drill XD)
95pureowns 2 years ago
dOES ANYONE KNOW WERE TO find a nes top loader kind of cheap tthenks!!?!?!?!
nesbeast 2 years ago
his angriest review yet
lovealltube 2 years ago
love the ending xD
Apemopo 2 years ago
Wow he REALLY got angry in this one! I haven't seen him that mad since Superman 64 and Dragon's Lair!
balrog13571 2 years ago 3
i like dragons lair well the remake
paulspruill 2 years ago
I meant the NES game. The arcade version was awesome, but the NES was a massive letdown.
balrog13571 2 years ago
i know the arcade version was later released for pc. it ruled i downloaded the nes rom of it wanted to pul my hair out
paulspruill 2 years ago
Yeah the nes version sucks so much in comparison.
balrog13571 2 years ago
lol i got a rock wen i was like 7
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