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  • Wow youtube changed so much I firgot the description if the video used to be on the side

  • @TheAscension66 why. i can watch em just fine

  • The game is absolutely horrible. The movie though, is really good. Thanks AVGN. Without you, I wouldn't have found out about it.

  • they cant put a worst name??? like...cock faicy or pussy penis or...whatever

  • @FeNiXwOnG951 *Worse

  • Dick....  Just Sayin

  • What dose he put the nes game into?

  • @111random somthing called the "nes 2" just goolgle it.

  • @111random

    the toploader

  • LOL " If this game is dick then we were the balls " XD

  • Wow he actually added in that new part about how to use the hearts just for us

  • 13:24-13:50 :|

  • 13:10 ANGER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • may the name Angry Video Game Nerd live on!! Hallelujah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • this episode is why hes called the angry video game nerd

  • "They made one of the most frustrating games of all time. They took the name "Dick Tracy," and slapped it on the cover just like slapping their own greedy dick. Well, if this game is dick, then we were the balls."

    I amazed that this moment didn't make his 2008 Top 10.

  • POWER DRILL FTW..

  • why cant you just get out of the car and never get back in. you know like ditch it and just walk the whole way >_>

  • Because when you get out of the car, th screen won't scroll anymore. The car is the only way to make the game scroll the screen to new areas.

  • @Brandomaximillion thats actually how you beat it. you have to ditch the car

  • @Brandomaximillion because the screen doesnt move until u get into the car

  • next big game is called ``Cunt Assard

  • dang you blew up in the ending

  • I've never heard of Dick Tracey before, but know I know his game sucks. LOL!

  • they maby thought make a game with real detective work like real life one guy. one live i know the game sux it just is one of the worst and hardest games in the world.

  • @aroningi12345

    Probably passable without the snipers. Game looks like it gives too many cheap shots with that.

  • its funny when he freaks out at the end

  • you mean when he asks why there are no continues?

  • Yes, you're right saying that this game is bad, but the only problem is the playing mode (One life, no continue, hard to kill snipers, hard control for the car) But if the jugabilty were better, the game would be nice.

    P.S.: The life power-up is a item, you must press the "use" button because the life is added to your inventory.

  • in the video he says "i found at heart but it did nothing at all. Yeah, a fucking heart that did fucking nothing!"

  • Bandai is the company who made this horrible, frustrating game. One guy, no continues. Man, they really want this game to be a challenge. Yeah, but it's a cheap challenge. Snipers on rooftop isn't my idea.

  • This game...is TOO INTENSLY BAD for mere english...we need a harsher lanuage...one that makes even directions to the store sound like curse words. BRING ON THE GERMAN!

  • on 06,05 he dit,nt pay attention that he may fall into the gap.

    on 09,07 he was,nt even pist off that he died.

  • HAHAHAHAHAH OMG OMG THE ENDING OMGGGG. I DIED!!! HAHAHDHAHDAHDHASFHFHH THE ENDING xDDDDDDD

  • GO Dick-ard!

  • read the description it may have the answer -_-

  • have you seen the gremlins game i tried and the enemies are rediculous

  • why are there no continues why are there no fucking continues whyyyyyyyyy!!!!! fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck drills a screwdriver into the game and bashes it with a hammer

  • yeaaaaah, that was pure insanity.

    when i watched my first AVGN vid, i expected him to completely lose it at one of his games.

  • you should change your name to james rofl

  • i have ADD and people say thats what i look like when i get angry

  • XD at the kid in the hat

  • avgn makes me laugh as well! hahahahahah :)

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  • this game is dick ass!!!

  • i remember that game i hate it it was a reall pain in my ass.

  • Dick dick dick dick TRACY!!!!!!!

  • That's pretty funny: James' dad having a problem with him saying "Dick" as a child. I wonder what he thinks now with his son grown up to say things like "shitload of fuck", "ASS!" or "motherfucker" or just "fuck"

  • screaming into a pillow? daaaaaaamn, thats angry

  • holy shit man, you got mad!!!!!!!!!! that was by far the funniest video yet.

  • damn u really got pissed at the end of that review O.o

  • that was the madest ive ever seen him

  • 0:02 - 0:03 lmfao!

  • Dick Tracy? MORE LIKE, Dick Lazy! Cause with a crappy game like that, I doubt the developers' dicks ever got any pussy! M I RITE?

  • dAMN

    at the end i think thats the angriest ive seen the AVGN

  • That's because it wrong him almost 20 years ago.

  • One of my favourite AVGN vids ever.

  • Yeah, the blowup at the end of this one is truly legendary.

  • I remember this game! My grandma had it and I played it. It was torture!

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  • #1 shittiest is now officially Plumbers Don't Wear Ties.

  • they should use the ending of this video for a gamefly commercial. hell, all of his videos could be used for gamefly commercials.

  • HA ha ha on the ending DAMP!!!

  • You use the hearts for power ups. They're first aid kits. I think you select it and press up and "A".

  • this was me palyin cars on xbox trin to win races

  • im mean seriously why are there no continous WHY WHYYYYYYYY GRABS BEER GRABS PILLOW AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ROFLCOPTER SO HILARIOUS XDD

  • No one is safe when it comes to Gamer Rage

  • You know, He should have used an NES zapper to destroy the game instead of a drill.

  • That's been done countless times before.

  • HAHAHAHAHA WHY ARE THERE NO CONTINUES!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYY?!?!?!?!?! *goes crazy grabs pillow* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHH! XD

  • When he got angry so much, it just made me laugh to shreds haha! Keep'it up AVGN!

  • they probably wanted it to be a challenge, but this isn't a challenge, it's IMPOSSIBLE.

  • god damn i remember playing this game lol.

  • "idk im just a sucker for dick tracey....sucker for dick, that didnt sound good...lol

  • lol i laughed so hard when he was spinning the game on the drill, the face he made was priceless :)

  • LOL love the end

  • Sucker for Dick!!!!!!!!

  • AVGN's funniest review...lol

  • Wow, I have never seen AVGN that pissed off before in my life.

  • I wish these game designers would make a response and take responsibility for sucking so hard. I wasted so much time and never got anywhere in this game too (when i was a kid). I thought I just sucked at videos games half the time b/c I couldn't beat half the shit I owned. Why did they make them so brutally difficult? it's a kid's game for fuck sake

  • Hahahah He goes crazy at the end xD

  • I have the movie Dick Tracy on DVD.

    I tried the video game for NES, and never got far into the game.

  • DICK!, DICK, DICK!!

  • i too still have this game in storage somewhere...I just might donate it for use as a target for skeet shooting....

  • at the ending is fucked up

  • lol i keep thinking james rolfe is james rofl

  • this is nerds craziest video

  • did u know that there is a dick tracy on sega i say do an nerd vid on it

  • man i remember marketing being ALL over Dick Tracy.. fun times

  • i own this and yeaaaahh, it's fucking terrible

  • he goes ape shit but i kinda understand his point of view the game does suck alot.

  • i found out there are some game genie code. one of em makes you be unstopable

  • This has to be one of the Funniest episode , could not stop Laughing at the end ^^

    "Why are there no continues, WHY ARE THERE NO FUCKING CONTINUES!?WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YY!!!!??

    *Chucks the bear in his throat*

    *Picks up pillow and slams it on his face*

    WHYYYYYYYYY!!??

  • This is one of his funnier reviews.

  • how can a game be so awful? *cry*

  • dude wtf you started to cry and scream

  • o my goodness that was the craziest freak out ive seen from you. i almost never want to experience this game in real life because i think i might saw my own head off. sorry it blows yo. man i hate when childhoods get crushed like that.. :\

  • lol i had this game

  • if he was the dick, we are the balls.

  • Most disturbing thing to ever exist.

  • "X is dick/my ass and Y is the balls"

    is that some kind of regional insult or something James came up with? i'd never heard it before he used it in some of his reviews

  • Ending was the best!

  • why did you go crazy at the end my screeen was vibrating

  • man , this video makes me laught so much!!!

    5/5 =)

  • Actually in this game this little hearts are a first aid kids. Just select it, then press SELECT+B and u have regained full life.

    Review was funny as always :) One of the best imho

  • you would have to be on crack to play this!

  • Omg! I was expecting his head to explode at the end!!

    O__O;

  • what was the nes when he put the game in???6

  • THE BEST REVIEW JAMES HAS DONE EVER!!!! This review is the reason he is named the ANGRY video game nerd

  • you shot that guy in the balls...lol

  • funny i never watched this one but VERY GOOD!

  • stupid banana raincoat wearing dick!! lol

  • Haha. Like in the Ninja Turtles review where he's talking about April: "Stupid banana-raincoat-wearning bitch!!"

  • this game was horrible! I hated it, good thing a friend rented it instead of buying it!

  • This is the best one yet. XD

  • Why don't you just post the video on youtube?

  • Why does Chris Bores bother?

  • "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK­"

  • BEST PSYCO FREAKOUT EVER!!!

  • This is my favorite avgn rage of all the episodes

  • he did in ghostbusters

  • anyone would do it that time

  • avgn actually tortures himself in his reviews and hardly ever uses a game genie when the irate gamer just gives up

  • Thats because irate gamer is a crappy rip off of AVGN

    no offence to and irate fans

  • what fans?

  • ye they are different ones a ripp off and ones a true reviewer

  • his retatded ones

  • stupid banana wearing coat dick

  • Why didn't James just walk the whole way. His car made him a larger target and being on foot (believe it or not) would maybe help him dodge the snipers' bullets.

  • Becouse that would take longer time andJames dont have much patiecene.

  • Thats true but his reviews arnt about finding alternative route to beating the game your ment to use the car for speed and hes basically sayings its just impossible to go through it all the real way your ment to. like if ur givin a car why the hell would you walk if you get what im trying to say.

  • Is It A Good Idea To Microwave Dick Tracy? (No offense to JPizzle1122)

    NOTE: If I ever bought shitty games, I would donate to dovetastic

  • I saw the whole review and James got SO PISSED at the end

    He destroyed the crap outta that game!

    AWESOME!!

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  • I remember this trash. What a fuckin', cock suckin', piece of shit. FUUUUUCK! :-/

  • wow! this is probably the angriest i've ever seen james

  • This game reminds me of what a valuable service the Game Genie provided to America.

  • Lmfao at the end.. most hilarious thing I've ever seen.

  • I agree.

  • THe end is funniest thing i have ever seen in my life! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

  • WOW! He was REALLY pissed off in this review...

    Grettings AVGN,

    From Brazil.

  • lol gremlins is so funny

  • I just bought this game today, and the hearts are first aid. it sucks to use though! you have to go to the option before it, and hold select then press b.

  • I've never seen this one, but I remember playing Dick Tracy for... I think Sega. And it was fun.

  • Between Dick Tracy, and April O'neal- banana raincoat wearing characters make for bad video games.

  • I remember this game....you can actually go around town at the beginning of each level and kill all the snipers and they will stay dead. It still makes the game suck though....and just like you I would keep playing and playing this game even though it pissed me off.

    I even wanna play it right now after watching this...hahaha

  • Did he think dick tracy driving stage was worse than ghost busters when he made this?

  • Well dick can be short for richard because another name that's short for richard is rick and dick and rick have both ick is the name.

  • which do you hate more dr jekell and mr hide or dick tracy

  • I just watched the dick tracy movie yesterday

  • Well if this game is dick, then we were the balls lols.

  • james man dang you have some anger eshuses

  • I saw the video, and I think that's the most pissed at a game you've ever been at.

  • The heart does something. When you come across it you press select and B at the same time.

    I know you most likely know that, but I thought I would throw it out there.

  • I think james really wants a good Dick Tracy game

  • lets dick-tating

  • woooa you got pretty angery at the end =p

  • i saw it thats the biggest freakout uv ever had

  • James at the end is me when I play Super Empire Strikes Back on the SNES. I hate that freaking game!!

  • I've seen little difference between LJN and Bandai games for the NES. Both companies turned out a bunch of shit games, and almost nothing worth playing.

  • The dick tracy on Sega was a million times better :P

    Great Review!

  • I watched the video of this review by him.

    Needless to say, I was scared like all fuck how high his voice got at screaming at this game. Damn....It's pretty fucking epic.

  • that heart is the power up you got to push the select buttton till you see first aid select it and get back HP

  • The end of The Gremlins 2 review scared the shit outta me!

  • do another vid of the game using game genie......(if it even works after the drill XD)

  • dOES ANYONE KNOW WERE TO find a nes top loader kind of cheap tthenks!!?!?!?!

  • his angriest review yet

  • love the ending xD

  • Wow he REALLY got angry in this one! I haven't seen him that mad since Superman 64 and Dragon's Lair!

  • i like dragons lair well the remake

  • I meant the NES game. The arcade version was awesome, but the NES was a massive letdown.

  • i know the arcade version was later released for pc. it ruled i downloaded the nes rom of it wanted to pul my hair out

  • Yeah the nes version sucks so much in comparison.

  • lol i got a rock wen i was like 7

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