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  • Target fixation is awesome!

  • that tree jumped out of nowhere!

  • how can you call him an IDIOT. its his FIRST time on a bike!!!!!

    he is defenitly going to make a mistake

  • if you can ride a bike, u can ride a damn motorbike. i think... i never rode a motorbike yet but planing on it and im gonna do the safety course and im getting a 600. but im smarter than this guy, LOL lets go n stare at the tree and not hit the clutch n stop.

  • That must've been that Kids dad...

  • WHAT A LEGEND AT LEAST I NOW UNDERSTAND WHY THEY ENFORCE RIDING SAFE TRAINING COURSES BECAUSE OF STUNTS LIKE THIS WELL DONE WHAT A KNOB !!!!!

  • WHAT A FUCKING STUPID FUCKING IDIOT MORON TURN THE GODDAMN STEERING WHEEL OR BRAKE!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE U MISSING BRAIN CELLS OR WHAT JESUS

  • HAHAHA!!! FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!!

  • Damn, such a nice bike.

  • classic target fixation

  • Ducati Monster?

    HAHAH he fucked that up

  • Another SPECIAL person who needs to lower their bike

  • Fucking trees popping out of nowhere goddammit

  • OMG it's walther white's car :O

  • jeez people. COMMON SENSE… u see a tree, you STOP, you don't give it more throttle….

  • I hope the tree is okay :)

  • This is why you learn how to ride on dirt before you hit the road... jeez.

  • "Don't hit the parked car!" "Ok i'll go for the tree instead!"

  • I guess 2 ppl hit a tree

  • Why is it peoples first reaction to give it more throttle? If you dont have common sense you shouldnt be riding

  • "Yeah dude I fuckin' ride bro just let me take it for a trip"

    "You sure you know how to ride?"

    "Yeah bro, trust me bro...I'm pro..."

    Now play video...

    "Oh shit...."

  • George, George, George of the Jungle, Watch out for that tree!

  • Wamm Bammm thank you Man for a nice uTube vid (1 noob dislike)

  • hahaha 

  • haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa  thats a classic

  • i think the true question her would be how do u run into an object that is not moving at 5 miles an hour?

  • Had to watch this again lol ohhh shits right hahahahahah

  • I think ill pop the clutch ohh shit i should look where im going..... Next time use a axe to take down the tree okay buddy..........lmfao

  • Okay now I actually watched the video. Dude's a dumbass.

  • Doing something you can't do doesn't make you an idiot.. I mean if I tried to do a handstand, gymnasts wouldn't think I'm an idiot if I couldn't get it right the first time ಠ_ಠ

  • OMG.. It's never to late to learn how to ride a motorcycle.. Rember CLUCTH then break..... LOL.......it's funny watching people ride 4 the first time, you'll expect somthing to go wrong.

  • hell naa. dumbass

    

  • OMG THERE'S A TREE INFRONT OF ME, BETTER HIT THE GAS!

  • how disrespectful of that tree not to move out of the way !!

  • = totaled

  • i love how people start to ride and they have their feet down like they cant even ride a damn bicycle! then they hit the front brake and lay it down or run into something no knowing how to stop.

  • Oh god, that is funny. Hope he's okay though. Poor tree.

  • Of all the places he could have gone....he picked the tree.

  • no one told him bikes dont work so well in trees

  • Is...Is that guy seriously *STARTING* on a Ducati? Please don't tell me that's a Ducati and that I'm just seeing things x_x

  • @CaramelDingo Pretty sure that is a '99-'02 Suzuki SV650.

  • u have u turn, what a bitch

  • "Who put that tree here"? lmao

  • Looks like he panics and let's go of the clutch, therefore causing it to jump forward. Shit like this happens, the first time. Go to motorcycle school, and start fresh. Rather then damaging your mates bike.

  • what an absolute tool ..

  • That's why you starts with 50ccm automatic !

  • what is so hard to learn a bike or a car ? just use a Bit of gas and look where u going. If Noob, just use scooter 100cc or something.

  • LOL!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA............ why don't you newbies learn to ride with some protective gear on your bodies and on a small bike, like < 250cc..... and make sure that you have lots of open space around.......

  • lmao

  • Weeee straight into a tree lol

  • why did he speed up when he was about to to hit the tree?? :L

  • oo ooooo oooeroooooooo SHIT

  • hahahahahaaaa

    

  • que hace ese puto arbol ahi????hahahaha retrasado mental

  • Maybe you should learn how to ride a manual car first. O and learn some basic braking and clutch control.

  • "Don't hit the parked car."

    Okay I'll hit the tree!

  • Pahahahahahaha

  • "watch out for the car" what about the tree should I lookout for that too

  • the clutch and brake are your friends not your enemies

  • its called a break, you should try it out...

  • Wish he hit the aztek. Worst car ever.

  • Why do people alway's give more gas when the almost hit a tree

  • haahahahaha lmao

  • Another Darwin Award Candidate!!!!

  • bring him down tree

  • awww..i woulda loved that sv650!

  • im 12 and i ride better than him

    

  • @theblonde1198 Yeah, you pass the first tree and hit the second :P

  • @theblonde1198

    you are 18

  • @theblonde1198 cuz hes new to it u lil idiot?... doesnt matter hw old u are hw stupid do ppl get...

  • @theblonde1198 and you probably crashed into five trees your first time

  • boy meets tree... tree wins... 

  • Did the person filming say watch for the cars i think he should have been watching for the tree

  • man my first ride on a bike which was a gsxr1000 was delightful. i dont know what is wrong with some people. i guess its the people teaching them.

  • is the Sv650 ok?? haha

  • target fixation haha

  • lmao! ok the first time i got on a bike this almost happen to me but luckly i pressed the clutch and heeled the power :) i did not fall but just berly side swiped againts my riding lawnmower lol

  • I hope the tree weren't damaged enough......poor tree ...so innocent.

  • That's why you do your CBT! Idiots wrecking these awesome bikes. Such a shame. Respect the bike else you're going to fall off...

  • well at least he didnt hit the parked car

  • lol the OHHHHHHH SHIT at the end made my day

  • HAHAHAHA WHATS WITH THE IDIOTS RIDING THESE MONSTERS WHEN THEY CANT EVEN TURN THE HANDLEBAR

  • @topPLAYboy You must not ride much because you don't really even turn the handlebar to turn.... you lean, yeah you turn it but if you don't lean you aint turnin

  • Let go of the throttle, pull in the breaks whilst pulling in the clutch <.< = STOP

  • I laught my ass off!

  • "don't hit the parked car..."

    Well sure I'm not gonna hit that parked car...but...i seem to be heading for this tr...*crashes*

  • lol, the camera guy was so calm. the guy is heading towards a tree and the camera guys like

    ''oooooooh :|''

    *guy hits tree*

    ''ooh shit ;/''

  • WOW! stuff like this never gets old lol...but why do you put an idiot on a freakin Ducati??? give him a gsxr or something like that instead lol

  • at least he had his protective jean shorts on..

  • too funny

  • noooo not the ducati!!!!

  • He should thank god for that tree. It saved him from something potentially worse.

  • Fucking TREE!!! I would of kept riding straight if it wasn't for that tree...

  • Tree abuse!

  • all that open road and he hits the tree

  • Good gear!

  • Maybe someone should have told him that it was NOT a trail bike!

  • was that a ducati ?

  • she should have said dont hit the parked tree.

  • stupid

  • stupid 

  • he wanted that tree tht is why he hit it hahaha

  • Why did he give the engine more gas when he saw he was going to crash? After watching this i started thinking did he crash on purpose or what?

  • poor bike.

  • Why the fuck, stupid ppl in america can(actually cant) ride the fuckin bike without a fuckin license...

  • Ducati Monster was too much beast to handle lol. Hope the bikes alright though

  • @mschuette88 lol, its suzuki sv

  • Ducati Monster was too much beast to handle lol. Hope the bikes alright though

  • where is the brake ?? WHERE IS THE BRAKE und where is the steering-wheel OMG

  • @GuitarLeuchte steering wheel? what? where?

  • @LordDanZor i want to say that he dont know anyting about the bike

  • Where is the helmet?

    Anyways nice attempt

  • lol

  • TURN!!! 

  • haha funny

  • hey who parked that tree there!?

  • if when you get on a bike, it doesnt feel natural. you shouldnt be riding. the only people who should be riding is people who just feel right on them. it would save a lot of people some heartache.

  • hold tight tree....daddy's coming

  • THAT TREE JUMPED OUT OF NOWHERE I SWEAR!!

  • Can you really call someone an idiot for a first time rider, is it really that simple to pick up and ride with ease?

  • I mean....really?!?! Does he not know how to use a clutch?? Or the brake??? Or just plain letting OFF the gas? Who let him ride this bike?!?! What a tard.

  • Nice and it's a ducati...

  • @jsmith823 looks like a cagiva raptor to me.

  • i dont get it... why do everyone when they are heading towards a tree give more gas? like they thinking "i cant turn around it cause im retard so i give more gas so it hurts more" or what?

  • turn nigga turn dam tree

  • lmao

  • Dumbass, First time on a bike. Not wearing a helmet....

  • ok i dont get this, how can a first time rider not wear any gear, this dude didn't even have a helmet for god sakes

  • The bike is barely as wide as the tree, how do you run straight into that?? lol.

  • Ha ha I saw my neighbor do this into another neighbors minivan

  • yeah... its easier to ride when u put ur feet up on the bike

  • How the hell can you not grasp the concept of turning???? If you rode a pedal bike and wanted to avoid something turn the BARS!! Some people are just so retarded. Hit the brakes genius!

  • HAHAHAHA

  • pricelllllllllllllllllllllllll­lleeeeeeessssssssssss

  • Ok i'll be like the 5th person to say it... "Who put that tree there?!!" OMFG....yeah dude crashed into a tree...we get it...

  • lmao

  • How the fuck do people not know how to steer a fuckiong bike.

  • I love how the guy says OH SHIT at the end!

  • oh christ what an ass,good laugh though!!

  • dam

  • lol

  • Thats a Ducati init? Looks like a monster or streetfighter

  • Lmao its funny how people can be that stupid... when he goes up the curb he opens up the throttle

  • born for a bicycle

  • jesus what a cluts.....

  • hey i wanna buy a gsxr 600 ive never driven a bike before is it really that hard?

  • starting on a bike with that kind of performance is stupid...

    get an old 250 ninja and learn to ride first, or you will learn the hard way (possible permanent injurys, expensive repairs, possible law suits etc...)

  • hey was that a ducati? I'm sure it was really nice before the tree lol

  • watch out for the tree dumbass

  • lol the fat guy was the quickest one out there! :P

  • it's like titanic, just straight through all obstacles.

  • u gotta turn? ducatti+tree=sadness

  • hit the gas baby!

  • Oh shit! I'm heading right for tree!

    better gas it...

  • @SilentAssassin450: LOL man! :))))

  • @SilentAssassin450 lol i seriously just cracked up for 10 mins at ur comment

  • Good place to learn to ride. Well done to the guy, he's a stupid asshole.

  • i think if you really ride your lay it down at sometime,at least he got that out of the way

  • oh no, there will be plenty more where that came from with this guy

  • is he ok!!

  • Why is he an idiot if it's his first time?

  • LOL???????????????????????

  • I did something similar when I was praciticing, lol.

  • he will think twice of getting a bike.

  • who placed that tree over there! LOL

  • fuckin' trees are always in the way

  • that's funny dude....move tree!!!

  • fuckin retarded

  • And no gear HA!

  • WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE !!!!!!!!!

  • LOL

  • LOL i Have a friend who rammed a brand new bike in to his parking lots wall

  • lol thats what happens when your first is a Ducati Monster

  • lmao thats not a ducati retard.. try sv

  • it doesnt matter what bike he was riding he still would have ran into the tree.

    he's an idiot and thats what idiots do =]