Motorized Couch Banned From BYU

[ThePostal67]

Are you guys saying mormons or morons?

[inmyculo]

that's a chill ass Wendy's drivethru!

[GarlandJE]

mormons are fags

[itsWetWilly]

BYU. The biggest fail when it comes to colleges. Can't have sex with you girlfriend and can't drive around on a motorized couch.

[thegodphreaker]

Now after they lay a girl on the couch they can simply have the couch take her home. Epic win.

[Zanmatt2g]

definitely mormons

[maxp8ntballer]

hmm, this will make lazy ppl even more lazy

[Zanmatt2g]

@maxp8ntballer

lmao

[jackstrawfrmwchta]

Who can a hany micky mack slick slack on the fany of your granny get back and down town with a brown hooker shes a looker ten bucks to fuck ass getting cheap you reap what you sow dont you know ho ho ho santa clause here dear I fear youre drunk on beer switch to liquor and then stick her the rear end of days get laid while you can its a sham flim flam man and then calm this down ill take the crown royal that is then fuck your sister i really missed her. Regards, Jack Straw, Wichita

[puuP183]

Do you boys have a licence to drive that couch?

[jerradallen1985]

ban creativity...dicks.

[fukinzeppelinman]

Hahahahahahaha

[ineedsacoke]

You can sell this to that lazy Steve Carver (AKA Duval County Ninja) in jacksonville florida. He is a city employee who is too lazy to walk around downtown so he rides in a golf cart. His co workers call his golf cart the mobile sofa.

[Paulynices]

i have lots of gripes about BYU but i will plead the 5th on this one considering how most of my views would start arguments. Love the school, hate the nazi-esque rules. BYU= "No soup for you!"

[zekejammah16]

@Paulynices agree man

[GamePreorders]

I want one

[ty16080]

Man, I love BYU with all my heart and soul, but banning a motorized couch? Come on...

[Paulynices]

byu sucks b@lls and i'm momon, and i go there

[zekejammah16]

@Paulynices '?'

[zekejammah16]

@Paulynices '?'- George Washington

[Paulynices]

byu sucks balls and i'm mormon and i go there

[ty16080]

@Paulynices wait what the heck? what are you saying? $

[Bobsplosion]

The only reason I could think of that it MIGHT be banned for would be that it covers most of the sidewalk?

Still, 3 people walking would have the same effect as 3 people sitting on that couch.

[pjwithbread8]

its not even gas powered, might as well ban electric wheel chairs that has extra padding, cause thats what this is

[SplitDemonIdentity]

I seriously cannot grasp why on earth that would be banned. It just seems silly. A motorized couch isn't going to cause any problems. It moves along perfectly fine. I just don't see the point.

Whatever now I'm gonna ask my BYU student cousin if she ever saw the motorized couch...

[zekejammah16]

good thing they banned it. imagine how much damage 100 pounds of soft coushion and fabric going 5 miles per hour on the sidewalk could cause? oh wait... nevermind. it wouldnt do anything

[javiersuarez15]

Talk about driving with style!!

[Peoplesuuck]

I LOL'd so hard. That thing is just fucking EPIC!

(Stupid that it's banned)

[bob100494]

so sick!!!!

[nachodate]

Check out the Motorized Couch story by MSNBC. Much better and the remote cooler is hillarious.

[MeoMiyo]

You should have drove that couch right thru the fucking Deans office. Todays society sucks, everyone takes everything so serious. Its a fucking cool ass couch. get over it BYU. Im not sending my kids to BYU now because of this. In fact we are moving out of Utah. Oh by the way Mr. Dean at BYU, when your ass cant walk anymore and you need a wheel chair, you know your going to wish you had that couch.

[teemuruskeepaa]

All universities that ban inventions should be abolished.

[randy242008]

call it a motorized love seat

[DeReCk120]

Lol wendys drive thru be like WTF?!?

[wonggongs]

freakin mormons.. never let people have fun

[SuperJoeAnonymous]

Typical university.....stifle your creatively and learn to OBEY...only then will you make a good citizen. Steve Jobs and Bill Gates both understood what college meant early on....

[ihmen]

not the first time ive seen one of these. some guys from UCSB made a motorized couch a few years ago, and ive also seen college guys driving another one around capenteria, my uncle even made one 10 years ago but it wasnt motorized it was made from an old bike. infact i think just about every university in the country has one of these couches. these guys arent original at all

[caddyshack12190]

They just need a motorized TV set

[MacBoyExtreme]

Man I've always wanted to do that.

[Roeshamboe05]

OH

MY

GOD

THANK YOU now where can I buy one?

[elpadroney]

their invention???????? this has been done YEARS ago by DIF ppl

[CB4toJO]

They took laziness to a whole nother level

[GanonMasta]

So, when will these things be mass produced?

[theyvegonetoplaid]

LunchwithRob, you are gold. Pure gold. 

[zinkerled]

It was in clear violation of the BYU no fun policy

[bluecoatguy03]

mormons once again ban fun........

[zekejammah16]

@bluecoatguy03 mormons once again invent fun....... and then ban it

[drumsrus100]

@bluecoatguy03 they didn't "ban" the fun. you don't even know if the officials that did were mormon or not. sure a lot of them are but still you can't make a BS judgement like that, get your facts straight.

[chalkmaze]

@drumsrus100 "The university banned their creative invention"...  BYU is a private mormon University, so yes, the mormons banned fun. You get your facts straight.

[drumsrus100]

@chalkmaze BYU isnt all mormons..i have relatives who are alumni of there. I'm mormon as well, and no, i'm not afraid to admit that. Either way they had to do what they had to do

[chalkmaze]

@drumsrus100 WIKIPEDIA - "Approximately 98% of the 34,000 students at BYU are [mormon]".

But it's not the students that banned it, it's the University administrators which is likely 100% mormon or very close to it.

You're not afraid to admit you're mormon, big deal, who said you should be? That being said, there's not one doubt in my mind that it's 100% bolgna.

[drumsrus100]

@chalkmaze well sheesh don't make a big deal out of it....take into consideration the fact that they never said it was banned "outside" of the campus.

[nephilism]

0:29 The Wall of Rules! Genius, man.

[alansfraser]

Kills me when he talks about owning the rule on the wall. Funny stuff.

[RedHotChilli88]

of course, we get all laid

[beckyekg]

Yes, let's encourage creativity. By banning it. Sheesh!

[BTBAM4life1]

imagine how much pussy those guys get

[amnesiai]

man that is awesome! what a lame decision to ban it

[MadyWilson]

yeehaw

[McGturtle3]

That's sexy

[SavannahFaerie]

those crazy mormons :D

[NordicOten]

Kudos.

[hiddenopal]

Whoah. Dream big.

[DrZsbl]

Next we must ban dancing!

[1a2asdf1a2]

AS LONG AS POLYGAMY IS FAIR GAME, IT'S ALL GOOD

[JerseyG84]

@1a2asdf1a2 Latter Day Saints do not practice polygamy.

[zubieta]

Genius! Motorized Couches FTW