300 Subs Special: Modern Sonic Teaches Classic Sonic How To Grind A Rail

[Xjamescrampton2495]

sonics son does look like him but sonic has 2 kids. a girl in a boy. his son has a gap between his teeth and he has to buckle on both of his shoes. and his daughter has dark blue hair and darker red sneakers

[Netherwolf6100]

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!

I can honestly see who the dumb ass kids are on this video because anyone who's a true fan of Sonic knows for a fact that Sonic was able to speak before the Sonic Adventure Game and he has a crap load of shows to prove it. The only reason why he never had a voice actor in the older games is because there was no voice acting for platformers back in the 90's. Seriously if you're under 14 and you don't know that get out of here and go watch Chowder or something you dumb fucks

[Marthlee09]

classic sonic can't talk...

thumbs down please

[AuroraMisery1]

Modern sonic: Hey, son! I think you fell off the rail!

No shit sherlock! Of course he felll off the rail! xD

[jeffhardyajstyles]

Ok son today I'm going to teach u how to grind a rail.

I know I should get my mind out of gutter. XD

[Sprinxmix301]

ewww..... it looks like a dick.....

[Tvaaranen]

oh, the balls..

[masterofdoom5000]

What about modern sonic teaches classic sonic the homing attack?

Modern: If you can homing attack a wrench, you can homing attack a ball.

Classic: What? OW!

[thunderboyAAC]

Modern reminds me of Dragonball Z Abridged Goku....

[ggctuk2011]

And that's why he rolls on rails.

[solosoloblackdude]

20,000 views?

You're sure active on youtube.

[OfficialSonicSEGA]

Congratulations on the 300 subs! Heh This Would Be Kinda Painful though...

[TailsSonicPaige123]

AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAAHAH­AHAAAAHHAHAAHAH! *ahem* The Good Old Times. *thumbs up*

[Snowthehedgehog1000]

I think the rail burned his rings/balls.

[Pokebob1]

poor classic sonic

[Ep1cShad0w]

Fucking lazy architects, making the rail stop halfway down the staircase.

[AgentAdam33]

lol made my day

[TheRobloxLegoGames]

classic sonic does not talk

[Oblivion709]

@TheRobloxLegoGames yep. He sure doesn't. cough* SONIC OVA, COUGH* SONIC CD, COUGH* Adventure of Sonic The Hedgehog, COUGH* SatAm

[marplatense31]

@Oblivion709, cough* SEGASonic The Hedgehog Arcade, cough* Sonic Underground.

[xRed5433x]

@Oblivion709 Hm, you might wanna get that cough checked out...

[MrCrazyToad]

@Oblivion709 The fans can make him speak if they want. Sega just didn't want to.

[yTRYxXL3G3NDXx]

if he was scared to go on a rail, then he didnt even have a dick

[6DarknesstheHedgehog]

jajaja

[2sparky101]

0:39 - 0:45 XD

[gokuvegetabatle]

classic sonic was grinding on his dic at 0:39

[SantuXD6]

Classic just destroyed his PINGAS

[alexets]

What said clasic sonic on 0:20?

[bray987]

Should've been

Modern Sonic: Ok son, now I'm going to teach you how to grind...

Classic Sonic: YAAAAY

Modern Sonic: A rail

Classic Sonic: Awww

[mailrod1]

grinded nuts ouch

[LogInator999]

0:24 Sonic rapes his son

0:40 PINGAS grind... CLASSIC STYLE

[MegaNickyw]

classic Sonic YOUR A FUCKING RETARD

[vincemarz]

IM NOT YOUR SONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN­NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN­NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN­NNN!

[SystemOfASonic485]

Classic Sonic doesn't speak...

[Oblivion709]

@SystemOfASonic485 who cares, this is a parody

[tb825c]

@Oblivion709 I lost my top comment.. :'(

[MrLarryorr]

@SystemOfASonic485 why dosen't he speak?

[XprixenX]

IM NOT YOUR SON!!!!!!!!!

[004antman]

eh in the game he doesnt grind he goes down when hes in a ball and skateboard

[WitnessMySk8inPower]

knux was here!

[BISONSRellacp]

poor classic sonic

[MrShadowfire117]

you should have put a spot of blood on his croutch

[DarkZekromXD1001]

um i think sonic didn't grin, it was his Penis and his balls that grin'ed. lucky he didn't scrape them becouse that would HURT LIKE HELL!!!!!!!!!! O_O

[jessedog8091]

WTF

[XxStardustStudiosxX]

......but classic sonic is older lol :D

[donthate9000]

HEY SON I THINK YOU FELL OFF THE RAIL!

[BuzzsawtheHedgehog]

@donthate9000

I'M..NOT..YOUR...Aw screw it...

[janis65ff]

why does classic sonic has a gay color and modern sonic classic sonic's color ?

[Oblivion709]

@janis65ff it was a pretty old video, besides I didn't animated it silvernazo97 did. But yeah classic sonic should've had that color.

[JDaMac815]

@janis65ff Your gay.

[janis65ff]

@JDaMac815 hey the color is to white to classic sonic don't need to get fucking serious

[JDaMac815]

@janis65ff why do you have a lotion bottle next to your bed?

[janis65ff]

@JDaMac815 why are u pedo why are u a psihopath why are U A MOTHER FUCKING #@!$#@%#$!^@

[janis65ff]

@JDaMac815 FUCK OF MY LIFE U HOMO

[JDaMac815]

@janis65ff uMad Fag?

[janis65ff]

@JDaMac815  #@!%$%^!#T^~!

[Shion1001001]

If Sonic (Classic) is hurt, this will occur to Sonic (Modern)

[swif123]

so if classic sonic broke his back would modern sonic be paralyzed

[tb825c]

ok youtube... why did you take my too rated comment away?..-_-'

[327Vex]

Not gona lie, but that's some derpy artstyle right there.

[Oblivion709]

@327Vex ah its fine, this video was rather old anyway.

[327Vex]

@Oblivion709 I mean it's not THAT bad, I've seen far worse, but the faces are a lil stretched and the eye placement is a bit off.

[Oblivion709]

@327Vex ah I see, well the video was animated by Silvernazo97 if you want to give her some advice via animating, that would be much appreciated, but anyway thanks for the criticism :D

[Silvernazo97]

@327Vex Yeah I can sorta agree a little with you there XD I was kinda new to animating back then, and had only been animating for a few months, and only had paint to work with. I'm a bit better now at it though and have sony veges to help me, and plan to learn flash animation soon. But still, thanks letting me know the errors that I need to work on :)

[pokemontrainerash611]

im sad classic got hurt. :(

[membership4]

how come classic sonic always going to be fat or fatter

[IluvShadowSonicKunx]

lol love the music " citty escape " :D lol  i started singing and laughing

[zigazav]

@TheRandomdude509, I saw knux was in the background! Written in red!

[MayuriUrahara]

classic sonic: im not your son if anything your MY son

[Ludicrey]

I didn't like that at all... It would be easy for me to be a troll, but read this as criticism that might help for future vids. Classic sonic was really blue not turquoise. oh... Well actually that's the only thing wrong with it story wise. I just didn't like it. Calling him son? Just that whole thing kinda stunk... But glad you got 300 subs, I guess...

[Oblivion709]

@Ludicrey The blue ordeal was a complete accident that was fixed in the next one, and the reason why the whole son joke was in there was because it was to reference my very first dub, thanks for the criticism though, I really appreciate it :).

[Andrewthehedgahog11]

LOL 0:39 slip down andget hart

[Hazra909]

@TheLetsplaydudes all caps rage ??? ^^"

[chechago170]

cool

[theepicvideosrcomin]

OWNAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nodog438]

If I was CS, I would of kicked MS in the balls, down the rail, and see how he likes it.

[MrSonicandtails]

if that were me i would be in the hosbitle

[nikir8977]

thumps if you seen knux was here

[Darksuperchaossonic]

@nikir8977 Thumbs up if you saw Sonic.

[Brandon919192]

CS got his dick scrached from a rail

[samuelguzz]

tont pero jajajjajajajajajjajjajajjajaja­jajjajajajjajajajjajajajajajaj­ajajjajajajajajajajaja

[hanbury9Mincraft]

@silversonic99 Meh. I could send you the faceless girls head in a box. If she EXISTED.

[UmbreonDarkShadow]

Rail RAPE!

[hoochiemanable]

whats a rail anyway? sonic points* aww it look like a dick

[DarkwolfX37]

it's called GRINDING ona rail, you really shouldn't being sitting while GRINDING.

[chaosmaster747]

sonic; quit your bitchin

[ChaosControler999]

Lol Knux was here

[greentermojo]

Lol

[Redxyellow1]

classic sonic spin on grind

[Oblivion709]

@Redxyellow1 I already know, this is just a parody dub

[awesomedude894]

sonic is cinda cute i like classek sonic he is the best i like him

[anothaninjaguy]

Fun Fact: Classic's been grinding rails before Modern was even born :l

[Oblivion709]

@anothaninjaguy Yeah, but its a parody. Seriously.

[anothaninjaguy]

@Oblivion709 lol i know, just sayin'

[Oblivion709]

@anothaninjaguy sorry about that, its just that certain people have been on my tail over this kinda stuff. So, when did classic sonic learn to grind rails?

[anothaninjaguy]

@Oblivion709 really not sure if they're called rails or what but classic sonic does plenty of grinding in his games. But hey, a rail may be different than just grinding on anything. I understand though, people have been on your "Tails"(badum psh) but yeah, they just feel the need to act smart to feel smart but in reality they're just making themselves look like douches :l

[Oblivion709]

@anothaninjaguy yeah. 

[SilithMetsu]

IM...NOTT...YOUR...SON!

[SonicX796]

>.< Ohhhh....that looks painful!

[supermancatcool]

so it seems like sonic fags are still alive 

[xxOblivion709xx]

@supermancatcool so im a sonic fag just because I decided to make a parody video on him? Yep. that makes total sense.

[supermancatcool]

@xxOblivion709xx yeah that pretty much sums it all up you sonic tard

[xxOblivion709xx]

@supermancatcool well arent you a brain dead twat. Sonic tard? Best insult ever am I right or am I right?

[xxOblivion709xx]

@supermancatcool no response? What a disappointment. I thought I could have abit of fun with an obvious troll like yourself.

[supermancatcool]

@xxOblivion709xx obvious sonic fag is a brony and i don't like talking to them very much

[xxOblivion709xx]

@supermancatcool haha, brony?! I dislike mlp more than anything! Its one the most overrated franchises yet. friendship is bullshit is a better name.

[ScottQB4]

Have Classic teach Modern how to NOT stand on the frikin' vertical plane.

[AnarchyofAdam]

Thats how you fix a hedgehog

[sonicfan456]

and thats how sonic lost his genitals

[pkmntrainerful]

XDDDDDD , nice men xDDD ,ummm , can i dub this to the spanish?(giving you credit at the end)(and......sorry if my english is bad xDD)

[Oblivion709]

@pkmntrainerful sure!

[HALOROKE]

please make more they are awsome

[Sonicslayer13434]

...That rail didnt go all the way 2 the ground... worst rail ever... LOL!

[Bugsyae]

AWW QUIT UR BITCHIN XD

[Oblivion709]

...looks at the amount of views*... What the F---!!! Seriously! Im mean wow, more than 110,000 views already? Thanks you guys for watching and I hoped you enjoyed it but seriously, I did not expect this! This is my 2nd most viewed video, and at the rate its going, its only a matter of time until its 1st! Thanks for Watching! :D Also go check out silvernazo97 for animating this, if you can't find the channel then just click on the annotation on the video :)

[mr0igor0hacker]

0:46 me : who made pain to classic sonic?

the crazy dave (from plants vs zombies) : IM CRAZYYYYYY

igortheboy (my roblox user) modern sonic ._.

me : WTF!

[aliluvsmonkiis]

0:27

o.0

[chaosfortyx]

jajajajaja PWNED XD

[PufflePower]

I  technically, classic sonic is sonic's dad lol

[Silvernazo97]

wow, that's quite a lot of views seeing how it was only uploaded in June XD

[Oblivion709]

@Silvernazo97 Hey get on skype :3.

[cman1997sonic]

quit your bitching! lol times infinity

[vegetashadow95]

i think classic sonic is peein something... :P 0:25

[masshadow1]

i'm notour son

[74SonicMario]

Knux was here.

[TehComentar]

??? Classic sonic are you okay next time just go in a ball and roll down

[Funkermonster]

What the heck is with the quotes? Classic and Modern are the same person, so why would they be arguing or insulting each other? Why are so many people pitting them against each other?

[drmario442]

I'm not your ss ow screw it

[RaidonzAnimationFact]

Who here doesn't give a dam which Sonic is better?

[Oblivion709]

@RaidonzAnimationFact I know I dont.

[JDaMac815]

@Oblivion709 I 2nd that.

[theultamatelife666]

@Oblivion709 Its really a contradiction if you think about it.

[MultiGamemaster1]

@RaidonzAnimationFact I don't. Both are pretty cool.

[sonic4697]

@RaidonzAnimationFact i dont eathier

[Supersonic2463]

@RaidonzAnimationFact I DONT GIVE A SHIT

[moniqwa14]

Boges father

[Swiftthehedgehog100]

LOL

[TheUsernameIsLoading]

knux was here

[JBpsc09]

0:31 classic sonic gets raped

[203dragonballz]

LOL He grind on his balls.

[JuanelYeti99]

thumbs up for the wall that knux was!!

[finalformsonic]

Knux was also in the comment box.

[atabinelim]

Hahaha i like this :D ''Im not your son''

[lightsen]

i love it when sonic shouts at classic I THINK YOU FELL OF THE RAIL that bit earned it a fav XD great job

[Oblivion709]

@lightsen well crap, thanks! :D

[TheNeroDaniel]

LOL I think Classic Sonic's Dick got cut

[darkredsupersonic]

i know why classic sonic can't graind

because of his shoes and sega

[Oblivion709]

@boltsonic Yep.

[Dronewolf1]

lol grinding with his between-the-legs!

[zeroandcielforever]

@Dronewolf1 Because he was a little kid?

[dill4561]

That was just terrible your a disgrace to sonic

[Oblivion709]

@dill4561 oh noes! Im a disgrace, oh shame. Sonic will not be pleased. Even though he's a fictional character. lol.

[BuzzsawtheHedgehog]

@dill4561

Curse Oblivion709, how DARE he made this video. Oh well, it goes to show you that even some Sonic fans, like you can't be pleased with everything.

[Oblivion709]

@BuzzsawtheHedgehog YES CURSE ME FOR ME A EGOTISTICAL FAGGOT FOR MAKING ONE OF THE WORSE SONIC VIDEOS OF ALL MANKIND! My god if sonic was here he would SURELY TEACH ME A LESSON in the arts of getting my ass beaten senselessly! Despite, that he is not real! Oh dill how I love you so XD and thanks for the comment buzzsawthehedgehog!

[BuzzsawtheHedgehog]

@Oblivion709

Hey, no prob. Awesome video BTW, and great use of sarcasm. =3

[JCween4]

Wait thats a rail? Eww ut looks like a dick

[AZthehedgehog]

Eye-lids are the wrong colour, try again...

[Oblivion709]

@AZthehedgehog Gasp! The eye lids! Oh no! Ruined forever :'c. On a quick note though I was not the animator I was the scripter/person that came up with this video basically. 

[AZthehedgehog]

@Oblivion709 Haha, it's cool man... keep it up...

[adonis97101]

thats a raill it looks like a dick

[OfficialSasukeG]

I'M NOT YOUR SON!

[Animegirllover1996]

THIS IS GOOD THIS SHOULD HAVE A MILLION VIEWS!

[Oblivion709]

100 likes? damn...

[MrSuperbanjo]

I wonder how many burns Sonic suffered on his junk.

[TheNonaggression]

Modern Sonic: OK! ON THE COUNT OF 3, I'M GONNA PUSH!

Classic Sonic: O_O

[Oblivion709]

@TheNonaggression Classic: SHIT.

[HyperSonicXtreme]

@TheNonaggression

Easy.......... get soap shoes