I Adopt a White Baby!

[CCowie123]

how the fuck do all the youtube celebs know eachother

[iloverade]

im gonna adopt a white baby!!!

[hannahhollywood123]

no offense tht baby has huge eyes.

[Koblich4ever]

Wait a second… isn’t this a place where MysteryGuitarMen lived? (2:14, 3:32) Because, I remember it from his video.

[myanusisbleedingomg]

Omfg... Kassem, Shane Dawson, and Shay all in one video.

The only thing that's missing is Smosh and Nigahiga and we would have an epic youtube party.

[twirlyWIZ987]

@myanusisbleedingomg you forgot timmmmmmmmy :)

[DjRiches]

I take offense to cat soup

[TheSyncere09]

is he really adopted by you?



[IGotBakedWithJesus]

4:30 FLYING HIGH IN MY SUPER-MAN SOCCKKSSSS !

[AskShaneAndBrittani]

i love shane but why does he look so fat in here :I

[RaynaOfSunshine]

Phil look like shit? IMPOSSIBLE!

[realdumbblonde]

Adderall omnomnom it keeps meh skinny! ...and my grades up but whatever...

[scraffs224]

did kassem adopt the kid?

[sportychicken1]

it's in the top 100 now (Y)

[jackafa92]

the title is too funny man

[alesia1234567]

is that baby from gloizell's video??

[notKiidrauhl]

did shay just say his chode was sore? at 5:19

[xx528491xx]

well now he is in the top 15! try making fun of him now

[juniperlei]

that baby is so cute

[chiquitamaria]

5:03 :(

[CrazieDeisy]

hahaha! "the colored person has to walk in the back"

[XCMAX10X]

If I saw them all together on the street I would shit SOLID GOLD bricks

[Londonbird87]

Aw kassem

[petseatpows]

0:01 all he needs is a hitler mustache..

[ognimoddd]

@petseatpows the hitler mustache is cool. too bad one person had to ruin it for everyone :(

[ShiaFromDublin]

kassem getting bullied

[starsthatfly]

THAT BABY is the cutest little thing:D 

[strongestofemall]

Elbows too pointy.

[lossie101]

LOL at that hobo!

[HoyehItsCheyenne]

That baby i think, will end up looking like peter pan, the disney movie kid. he's adorable :3

[ButterCupDee]

I love how Kassem has more subs than Phil and Shay now

[Noorluvsya]

Lol tht babys in glozell

[00Ankh]

@Noorluvsya

OMG it is lol

[UberT0mm]

blink-182 in the beginning. :>

[sumchick345]

is that homeless man the superman socks guy from the street music video? they both have blue socks. coincidence?

[rfoxfa1]

Is that really ur gf?!?!?!?! .....nice dude

[JavierMartinezThe3rd]

dint appreciate the homeless joke but your still cool

[JavierMartinezThe3rd]

@JavierMartinezThe3rd lmfao rotffl sxyphil is fat SMH

[2334amberful]

I have to give that a 1 star what does that have to do with adopting a babby

[Drew927]

that is the whitest little cracker i ever saw

[verdefull]

@Drew927 racist fuck

[PaigeisRage]

Kassems my BBF= best brown friend.

[cookiepuss1987]

I HEART PHIL DEFRANCO !

[EEE89]

ewww thumbs down @GreatestHooligan douche.

Phil may have some insecurities, but that's his thing. Props to Kas for being mature and dealing w/ rudeness.

[rodeesha019]

did shay jus say (hehe that rhymes) chode????!!?!

[SodaMyPlatypus93]

i love how now kassem is in the top 20 most subscirbed XD

[zainadlr]

Kassem. Who is your GF? The entire female population of earth wants to know!

[lukejohnspencer]

oh wow! sxe phil looks way chunkier than he does now

[gootil]

04:45 justing bieber

[istabuinface]

damnit i lost the game

[twilightofinsanity]

Omg!! Shaycarl "My chode is so sore" hahaahaha hilarious.

[abcdefgwynn]

What video were you guys filming for?

[D2NNY]

thumbs up for adderal

[shikamarufan]

NO LONGER IN THE TOP 100 MY ASS

THUMBS UP !!!

[MissKittieChaos]

Fer Serious... do all my favorite youtubers know each other and just chill? Awesome.

[shikamarufan]

@MissKittieChaos

Youtube is a tight knit community and that all the popular youtubers are friends with each other and rarely do they hate one another. Just thought u wud know : )

[MissKittieChaos]

@shikamarufan I found that out afterwards. Defs moving to LA just to get in on the love.

[saogurl101]

Ftw, I want that Chargers blanket! lol

[Lochee1000]

The guy in the video is mean. The child is beautiful. Almost wish I had the resources to adopt more than one white child.

[101beachbabes]

Is he SERIOUSLY ur child?

[singingirl818]

your right!! people dont adopt white babys anymore!

[101beachbabes]

@singingirl818 My neighbor did! Shes 3 now her name is Erica but she had Down Syndrome!

Olivia

[mackc6r]

Just curious, how often do you knock shit down, trip, or even fall when you're scooting around vlogging shit?

[XXsuperbadchickyXX]

i loled when he said coloured people have to walk in the back XD

[xoJulesHatesYou]

lmfao did he say "my chode is sore"?

[FangsUpCobraFans]

The colored person has to walk in the back. LOL!!!

[XOXON1kk1]

Shaaane

[mydancehalldrug]

Lol, don't you have more subscribers?

[bubsy6324]

what the hell, shay carl has less subscribers...haha

[PizzaIsGood101]

I'm obessesed with eyebrows too ! Oh and u guys have changed so much since last summer

[sexysharni]

ThEY ALL GOT NICE EYEBROWS

[kanwan4]

heather has a great butt

[persianprince2012]

kassem wud like that..why dont you all guys fom the station make an orgy and post it on you porn? haha

[bun182]

going away to college at the start =D

boo yah kaseem

[WICKEDREGRETSgaming]

PHILLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!

[happieeyore]

ahaha i love shane!

omg that hobo was creepy..

[BlairA1995]

Yes! Lets watch ShayTards! Lol

[dslides]

ha its in the top 20 now phil!

[enburst]

Actually, big eyes are supposed to be attractive. So that baby might turn out to be good looking

[SamyBecca]

2:44 masturbation in the backround

[innonni]

YOUTUBE ALL-STARS FTW!!!

[fatsotomuscles]

That's would be crazy if that crazy lady threw some shit

[CrAzySkittles98]

Love the description!! "shane dawson still has long hair"

I LUB YOU!!!

[XeresKyle]

Hahaha Shane still has long hair.

[tititentel]

aaaWw i so wanted to hug him wen he made the fake sad face! u are top 1 on my list kassem! ;) then its raywilliamjohnson (in case u r curious to know!)

its 4 am i have to stop watching these vlogs and go to bed! (like anybody wants to know what i wanna do!) lol i think for some reason i have this delusion of being a youtube celebrity!

[tititentel]

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[ryguy1997]

shay carl on his channel he is all nice and dosnt cuss but then on here "my chode is sore" haha funny(:

[RoarTP]

that baby is adorable :D!

[madz3333]

what video was that from again? of that porn one? lol.

[cupcaaake14]

awh, least no of sunscibers xd

we love you kassem :P !

[wcreason]

5: 20 lofuckinglol

[tanialm08]

whose your gf??

[ayagurl]

i love u kassem. ur way better than phil!

[charmaineraynbow]

@ayagurl i agree!

[Lzibbah]

holy fucking shit, those hotdogs and fries made me soooooo hungry.

THANKS KASSEM :[

[teamforteress]

is that Phil Collins?

[TheSafetyClub]

Fake. You can clearly see that this baby is CGI. If this were a real baby, thing like "gravity" or "horses" would exist also. Babies just aren't real people. Get over it.

[StealthyEnema]

Going away to college by blink 182. That baby has some nice taste in music. Most babies you meet these days are all into hip hop and what have you.

[zigzota]

Haha, "my chode is sore."

[sunnysideup986]

'the coloured person has to walk at the back'

i laughed so hard, your hilarious (: <3

[hiddengen]

someone who can spell ! wonderful

[killa420herb]

its cuz its mormon.......mormons are ugly

[liquidgrey]

lol i like your old vlogs! phil is one ugly mofo ugh i cant even look at him without gagging... shay is looking better nowadays though!

[doghowlett18]

he is in the top 100 now phillip defuckhead

[kanepimp]

are they all gay or just shane dawson

[anitakthxbai]

akdfjlakjkadjflkagajld the baby is TOO CUTE! D:

[Purplecake94]

Thats baby isnt ugly or creepy!!! He's adorable:) and cute:) dont ever call a baby ugly cause when u get a baby urs will turn out ugly and u cant say anything then!!

[bubsy6324]

@Purplecake94 when did he say that? what exact time? wait...who said that??

[mardt123456789]

@Purplecake94 thats wy iam ugly

[Mriceefreeze]

wow that baby has HUGE eyes.........hes guna grow up to be a rapist im so proud....wait

[Saveens]

daym what a creepy kid :L

[superlou1s]

It's in the top 100 now philip debitch!

[bestofrock945]

haha sorry but thats a ugly kid xD

[Scorix]

fat americans

[vanilkachill]

wow @ 4:34 u can actually hear the homeless person say "YOUTUBE" u guys r more famous than i thought!

[vanilkachill]

5 stars for illegal amphetamine abuse!?

shit ive been to Pinks! fuck them the skin is too thick on their dogs

[flubot]

thats all the youtube stars? shit anyone can get famous through youtube damn

[teddet87]

spoiled rich people

[TheILubPiano]

TIM!!!! HES AWSOME!!!

[ze000ez]

00:35 who's that super hot & sexy chick ?! whith the red toy

[Deere842]

shut yhe fuck up you idiot you cant even see her face you gets none from no girl

[Deere842]

this is bigbean843

[ktjrfj]

pervert.

[ScoKimber]

@ze000ez Probably just a busty for the long hair dude.

[Pettetje]

@ze000ez LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[GiantPinnapple]

i just heard going away to colledge. WIN

[waterproofduck]

shit, if they bombed kassems place the only person left on youtube would be Natalie from community channel. and maybe thats kassems plan.. hes building bombs in his basement. profiling at its finest.

[faceofficer]

The homeless people are the same in the whole world. In Lithuania we have same screeming, talking, mumbling to God knows who, homeless people.

[whONeEDZNaDeZ]

did shay say my chode is sore

[wutdeeheck]

5 stars for the blink-182 music in the background at the beginning of the vid :D

[Mistoffelees11]

catsoup and crush

[AuqaBlue69]

at the end were you guys walking on the streets in marina del rey?? that little place down the streets from ralphs or whatever??

[xxstarkiee]

ha. look at the way shane looks at britanny. <3 they secretly love eachother.. :D

[anoseta]

so do rwj and meekakitty... look at rwj's hot chicks do stuff video look at the end there hair was messed up i think they did it

[xxstarkiee]

your comment makes NO sense.

[anoseta]

=/ am i suppose to care if my comments make no sense im suppose to do that pwn!

[blazilfrazil2]

i saw that place pinks on the travel channel. arent the lines always long?

[gavin802]

or maybe she dumped you ?

[gavin802]

you cant love ur GF that much cz u dumped her

[Audria124]

Kassem,

I love you:D

[vivasteph]

Did you guys all know each other before you started making youtube videos??

[PhillyBlunt6988]

@vivasteph I think all these guys met on youtube a couple years ago then they all ended up living in la and hanging out

[atreyujuggalo666]

holy shit shane dawson TRAPHIK kassem and brittiney larson woot utube orgy

[takemeaway408]

hahahahhaha, dont worry, you're one of my favorites (:

lol, "the colored person has to walk in the back"

[GarageGlamour92]

is dat the same girl friend he has now???

[CZ303043]

pinks is always full cuz they have thee best fucken hot dogs.................

[keylea123]

funney But Not as fuuney as shaycarl videos

[OfficailKeg]

whos baby is that ? xxx

[iluvu2muchchai]

The colored person...has to walk in the back. LMAOOOOOO

but you're barely colored bro lol.

[FelicidadQ8]

the friz looks yummy and im hungry =(

[Xyanzii]

" the coloured person has to walk at the back "

hahahahha

[colongil]

BUNCH OF FAKE ASS COCKSUCKERS.

[colongil]

Hey Kassem,fucking asshole, instead of taping that homeless guy, why didn't you give him something to eat, like one of those hot dogs that you had earlier. That shit is not funny.

[JoyNine7]

The early days of the beard...

[rock1chica]

aww the baby is so adorable in the first couple of seconds especially!

[MyFunnyShow]

that baby has big eyess

[LuisJosephSongs]

WOAH shay's beard is so short

[lukestrecker]

He should be at Handsome Boy Modeling School

[nyCharlez24]

ur should be top 10

[missy101kt]

blink 182 at the beginning woo hoo

[Chieko98]

omg that baby is cute!

[Kturtle17]

Is this kind of behind the scenes of "KISS ME THRU THE PHONE"?

[nikemd]

that kids on shrooms!!!

[NrdsGonWildNewsCrew]

KASSEM YOURE SO CUTE!!!

[leppy228]

yea he is!M ;D