"Congress shall now vote for approval of HR 8791, the Homeland Terrorism Preparedness Bill. Said bill request emergency response funding up to and including 1 TRILLION dollars to prepare for national level terrorist attack and/or attack from UNIDENTIFIED BEINGS. Funding for first responder personnel and vehicles will be doubled if said attack leads to more than 80% of national population being effected by UNIDENTIFIED BEINGS.
In all this game, the devil is the victim, is the scapegoat, will be acused of everything cause the GOD don’t want any rivals. Conclusion: live at the full in the freedom of GOD (praying in a right form,following the INSTRUCTIONS in the Bible - keeping the 10 commandments - including keeping the Saturday as the 7th day etc.) instead of in the incapacity and limited power of devil cause he is just a temporary puppet. Jesus Christ is our savior and our hope!
The fact is HR 8791 exists. Main stream media have just confirmed that - In 1998 Hubble took pictures of an exoplanet the media referred to as HR 8799 which allegedly went unnoticed until 2008. In the HD (Henry Draper) Alcyone Bright Star Catalogue HR 8799 is aka HD 218396.
When will they reveal that HR 8791 exists and is aka HD 218255? At 0.008 arc degree separation in each hemisphere at a distance of approximately 15,000km, Confused On Earth.... Yep that's me!
The fact is HR 8791 exists. Main stream media have just confirmed that - In 1998 Hubble took pictures of an exoplanet the media referred to as HR 8799 which allegedly went unnoticed until 2008. In the HD (Henry Draper) Alcyone Bright Star Catalogue HR 8799 is aka HD 218396.
When will they reveal that HR 8791 exists and is aka HD 218255? At 0.008 arc degree separation in each hemisphere at a distance of approximately 15,000km, Confused On Earth.... Yep that's me!
@EducatingJake no it's not, sorry, you see it is called satire, usually people get the joke (hell it's the onion for christ sake), but some crazy people just cloverfield is a real thing
THIS IS NOT FAKE JUST BECAUSE YOU NEVER HEARD OF HR8791 DONT MEAN ITS FAKE. AND I SAW THIS ON C-SPAN WHEN THEY ACTUAL AIRED IT MAYBE YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO WHAT HE'S SAYING FOR REAL CAUSE THIS IS A BILL THAT WAS PASS SO I WOULDN'T PUT NOTHING PASS THESE PUPPETS.
@Bakayaraha you're an idiot, this was never aired on c-span, this is a joke from the onion, the scariest thing about this is that there are people like you out there so willing to believe that the government is going to turn everyone into evil man eating zombies that you ignore all the posts on this page letting you know its fake
Also, please notice that the C-SPAN logo actually has an onion at the beginning of it instead of a C. Under the likes/dislikes bar there is also credit given to The Onion as the original source.
@freshsmp OK SO THE VIDEO IS ON ONION NEWS and IF YOU NOTICE "THEY" TAKE ALL THERE VIDEOS FROM OTHER SOURCES! ALSO DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW EASY IT IS FOR A TV STATION TO PUT THERE LOGO ON ANY VIDEO "THEY" WANT AND CALL IT THERES! I HATE TO SAY THIS BUT IM WITH " DADDYo930 " 100% on THIS! I TOO HAVE BEEN WATCHING C-SPAN FOR "MANY" YEARS AND I SAW THIS AIRED WITH MY OWN TWO EYES ON "C-SPAN"!
CONGRESS VOTES ON BILLS CLASSIFIED FROM PUBLIC KNOWLEDGE< HE WAS NOT EVEN SUPPOSE TO READ THAT SHIT IN PUBLIC< HE ADDED THE WORDS CLASSIFIED TO COVER HIS ASS LATER SLEEPING FOOLS OR ILLUMINATI SOLDIERS! HE'S NOT EVEN FROM PENNSYLVANIA< ILLUMINATI CHANGED HIS NAME AND DISTRICT PENNSYLVANIA IS WORLD ILLUMINATI 33RD DEGREE FREE MASON FOUNDING GROUNDS! PART OF THE WARNING AGAINST FUTURE ATTEMPTS TO GO ROUGUE AND WAKE UP YOU FOOLS!
I am a veteran and have been watching C-span for 20 years. This is not a fucking joke. I watched this session of congress. This guy just won re-election. How did the onion get onto the floor of the house of representatives and have this guy read this "spoof"? PLEASE! I am not a sheep. I am awake and will not be moved. You sheep who think this is a joke are going to find out soon enough that the joke is on you. Well, the aluminum and barium and radiation is on you. WAKE UP!
@gabovski Fine. No problem. Take your meds and go back to sleep. The government's Geo-Engineering project is real, so is remote viewing, cloud seeding and HAARP. All information posted on Wikipedia. Unless Wikipedia is not to be trusted because it's a liberal media puppet. Take your time looking these things up and then tell me everything is a joke. Don't care about who this fat fuck talking is. I know the truth. The government is trying to wipe us out.
@gabovski You still around? I was wrong about the fat fuck. I was not wrong however about HR 8791. It does exist and remains classified. Representatives Ron Paul (whom you like) and Dennis Kucinich came out and made a big stink of the secret nature of the homeland terrorism bill. A secret "blackout" meeting for HR8791 did take place. It in the records. There is nothing funny in HR 8791 because it does in fact exist.
@sandcut1 no, you just made that up, this guy is an actor featured in a few onion videos and there is no Rep John Haller who was re-elected in 2008, jeez c'mon
If you know this is a hoax why the hell do you keep it up? Hahahaha.. I'm quite aware that SOME conspiracy theories are quite close to reality, but when people see conspiracy everywhere and then they take a video that is obviously a joke to somehow validate their paranoid selves, well that looks just fucking retarded AND stupid.
@ForbiddenFish Post a link to the video on the "onion" site then. It can't be found. Could you help us out and then we can all have a good laugh together when you post the link?
ofcourse it wont matter to all you conspiracy theorists, but i'll dable in futility anyhow. THIS IS A HOAX!!! A COMEDY BIT FROM THE ONION CHANNEL! WAKE THE HELL UP!
You may have seen the "Representative John Haller" video that was produced by TheOnion News, (not c-span) and is a very realistic sounding spoof. The Onion is meant to be humor, but if you are not aware of it's logo (a stylized onion) you could believe it to be real, as they try to mirror the craziness that is happening in society.
Oh I get it!!! The onion is making fun of me and not the politicians or the media!!! hahaha andy kaufman.
it is not a pedagogical tool, its narcissistic, and that is likely due to the fact that the onion is mostly homosexual. And by the way no genetic proof of homosexuality yet sorry.
If Alex Jones is right this is likely just a scam to worry people with what is classified. U automatically think zombies or aliens or whatever but alex thinks there is a plan to use a fake alien attack. Just food for thought.
@GazMysticism Dude.. unless Onion-span is a real channel, you've been had.
Dude.. do some "research" as the AJ zombies say, and you will find that at the time of airing of this "broadcast" the seat held by the guy was actually Jack Murtha's seat in congress before he passed away.
@jeromeg137 I realise its only a piss take.....just ive read the Georgia guide stones which say world ruled under 500million,so i thought at 1st this had sumthing to do with that
@mrliberty1776ma That's because it's real. The disinfo agents are desperatly trying to convince people that the congress of the united states would never do something like this. When the reactors in Japan blew, it all made sense. I have been watching C-span for 20 years. When I saw this, I was in shock. The high levels of aluminum and barium in the atmosphere combined with the radiation should have killed a lot of people by now. The powers that be are very scared now.
@Daddyo930 YEA I KNEW this was REAL but FRESHMP kept saying to me " It is from The Onion which is a fake news source that mocks the way the media represents stories........" even though i always knew he was full of BS and part of the DISINFO ORGANIZATION or JUST ANOTHER SLEEPING SHEEP that APPARENTLY does NOT do THERE "HOMEWORK or ANY RESEARCH into THINGS beacuse THEY are just TOO SCARED of what THEY will FIND OUT to be the TRUTH! I GUESS FOR SOME PEOPLE the TRUTH IS TOO TERRIFYING To BELIEVE
@mrliberty1776ma Thank you. Ignore the nay-sayers. They will have a hard enough time explaining their willful ignorance. I like to think of them as suffering from cognitive dissonance syndrome. I hope all those that don't think that their government is out to kill them will be able to forgive themselves for all the pain and misery they have caused. Example, 911 truth debunkers. May the Divine Creator bring them to the light.
@JamesRideout123 It's an actor poor young man, no John Haller, it's the onion, back in 2009 I think, don't belive everything on you tube or you'll go crazy
How can you call something taking place on the floor of Congress a hoax? This was on CSPAN and I saw it the day it occurred. What you are is a disinformation specialist trying to tell people that what they see and hear is a only a "magic trick" and should not be taken seriously. You are either an NWO shill dirtbag or a Liberal Drone who thinks utopia is just around the corner because you have been hypnotized to believe it. If you are DRONE, it just expresses your inability to understand reality.
@trivialmindz This video isn’t fake, its far from fake, it’s the real deal, you and me are expendable, sadly you and I live on the same Continent and both of us will suffer from the same wrath of fallout via chemical and biological in culling of North Americas population, Canada & Mexico not unscathed the atmosphere doesn’t know any boarders. In actuality the whole Northern Hemisphere will be affected, clear across the globe via jet stream.
@johnnybagofdonets This video is absolutely fake. That isn't C-Span's logo. It's an Onion parody. There is no Rep. John Haller, and the 12th Penn District is Murtha's seat.
Let me get this straight. There are people who think that a satirical video from a humor site featuring a non-existent Congressman talking about a ridiculous conspiracy theory is... real? Are these people dumber than rocks, or am I insulting rocks?!
they did such a great job on this video u would think it was real if u didn't know about the Onion channel..the video clip has been edited so it is different than the original Onion video
A new bill of rights, oh boy, this is not good for the rest of the population who are not awake to this. I know what to do for myself but the rest of the world, asleep will get an awakening but it's classified. These men are not human to me and they are afraid. Who are they afraid of, who is coming and who is going to attack us? Will it be a false flag event or a real event taking place? I guess we will find out what is so classified.
i want you to vote on somethink u don't understand and watse money on classified since 911 all governments around the world love terrorism because it drives people to fear and except what they wan't to do without question p.s. why is america allowed W.M.D and bioweapons but tell iran and north korea and other countries na u can't have them only were allowed ill fucking tell u why cus the U.N. are funded by the U.S. fuck wits
its fake but it still kinda annoying and disturbing couse i actually belive that and i bet so did many people but now and days you cant belive wat people say
the idea is to mix fake news with real truth to confuse you, kinda like what they do with Alcohol beverages and Health drinks , u just dont know what to expect from these Demons. Point is to confuse u and use mind manipulation to control you out of ur fear of the unknown.. this may sound crazy indeed. but this is a show made with actors. pretty crafty huh? Gotcha!
I think the point of this video is to show people how youtube controls whats filtered more, compare views from this guys other vids and say this isnt happening.
ahahaha lmfao this CLASSIFIED CLASSIFIED WAS SOOO CLASSIFIED! I THINK IMA GO TELL CLASSIFIED ABOUT THIS CLASSIFIED CLASSIFIED MANN GOTTA GO CLASSIFIED RIGHT NOW
After watching this video I got the 'CLASSIFIED'. I will now go & dispose of this 'CLASSIFIED' with some urgency. If I manage to keep this 'CLASSIFIED' under control it greatly improve my status with 'CLASSIFIED'. If, in the event that this 'CLASSIFIED' ends up all over the place, then the whole event will be classed as 'CLASSIFIED' & will remain 'CLASSIFIED' from 'CLASSIFIED' until such further notice is given
@BrightEbony I just want to say that your comment was completely and utterly 'CLASSIFIED' and will not be 'CLASSIFIED'. I belong to a group called 'CLASSIFIED' and we will be watching you day and 'CLASSIFIED'. 'CLASSIFIED' will also 'CLASSIFIED' you when you 'CLASSIFIED' on the phone and your 'CLASSIFIED' will be 'CLASSIFIED'. 'CLASSIFIED' will 'CLASSIFIED' 'CLASSIFIED' any 'CLASSIFIED' or 'CLASSIFIED' until 'CLASSIFIED' get your 'CLASSIFIED' together. Under'CLASSIFIED'? I 'CLASSIFIED' so!
well if they madre it up they are then trying to scare people of Jesus bringing the saints back to life. when a saint and the good people with compassion comes back to life they want them to fight against G-d and all of them. to fight with satan not against satan.
Athesist you have nothing to fear the ones who are being talked about here are those who name the name of Jesus, anyone who is Moslem and American patriots, who support the Constitution of the United States. all the others who have sat on the fence will be free because they are not a threat. They are going to pass the health care bill and it provides for this bill if it isnot inclluded in the Health Care Bill allready Of course you can only stay free if you let them chip you.
UFOs are not pleasant. The UFO is a transdimensional entity; it is not solid anymore than a ghost is solid. However, that doesn't mean they are not deadly. Remember, they can talk directly into your mind without u realizing it. They can suck ur energy to feed off you and make you sick. Their game is control, aided and abetted by the Snake that feeds authors who promote the space brothers-solid-UFO myth. It's the reverse psychology of the government's denials that makes UFOs real
To understand things, u always have to go in the opposite direction to the flow. In denying that UFOs exist, and by promoting stories of a cover-up, the government gets u to believe in UFOs. Clever? Why do they want you to believe it? Why is Hollywood colluding to sell us this idea? Disinformation. Its a set-up.Here comes the phony UFO attack. "If you are going to lie, make it a big lie"
It is a very critical time in American history and its right now, not years down the road but right now, we must tread lite and speak strong. Yell out to the house of washington and it decendants let them know that we are here and that we are many.............
i dunno should i cry or laugh that some ppl belive, that this is true. Its THE ONION a comedy channel. i have been a subscriber for a long time to the onion
you tube u suck every time i try to write a comment i have to do it 4 times before any of what ive wrote is there for people to read people just write the words out that he says and fill in the spaces WITH OUT using the words OR anything to do with ALIANS and tell me what u come up with . ive looked on the net for hrs and noone has come up with anything OTHER than aliens..... please were r a smart race of human beings if u come up with anything post on my wall please Thanks
the real question is who made the vidoe if its fake then were does it come from send it to CNN and ask them why it was made have them look into it ......the shadow.......
As for Northwoods? Isn't that somewhere up in canada, or was it Alaska. I think I remember Palin talking about it though. Supposedly they have great moose hunting there.Wait! that was supposed to be bleeped about because, wait for it, wait for it. It's a state secret and it's(classified)
its not fake you fools the last bill put forward to be passed on health reform had 300 pages later added without oversight you should see what was in there ...look agenda21 is real and so is codex alumentarius all those who dontr get it they soon will :(
Look at the bottom right on the video: It says "O"Span for Onion, not C-Span. I don't know about the bill, though. This joke may be an attempt at disinformation so no one looks it up. I know I didn't look it up.
i know its been changed but i saw the first of the press vid look up oliver north exx 84 and bread sherman threat of martial law if no bailout is given people still cant exsept 911 was an inside job ?? lok operation northwoods ?
This video is fake...But! Yes I cheated on the test...But! Sure I know it was wrong to steal.... But. Yah, But! Yah...But! Yah...But!
So if the video is real, the government is trying to kill us....But! If the video is a fake? ....But! Hmmmm?
The video is a fake...No But! People acted like it was real...NO But! Now the ones that admit it is a fake, after waiting for you to get sucked in first, say..... Yah the video is faked. BUT! watch this one on my site. It's really, really, the truth.
What the hell is wrong with us! You want power? Then how about acting like you deserve it. You want control of your own life? Step up and take it. You want the government to do what you want for a change? Stop bitching and run for office. You want to change things? DO IT! Stop asking what the hell is wrong with... insert anything you like... And start asking what the hell is wrong with us, for a change. Don't act like your stumped and dumb- founded. How do you think we got this way?
the onion is great! this isn't a "hoax" though because your supposed to know its a joke. its meant to make fun of how everything in the government can be obviously shady.
xxjes. Yah....But? That was the problem. We were supposed to know it was a fake. Look at the comments. Yah. That really worked out well, didn't it? They assumed everyone would get it... or did they? Was this a video to jare the viewer? Or was it a video to measure the gulablity of those predisposed to think it was real? Hmmm? I think we mostly failed the test.
Yeah well I don't think its their fault most of the public are sheer idiots. I think the whole thing is supposed to be a joke and I won't read into it more than that. if they wanted us to think it was real .. they simply would not put a logo on it. How would they go about "measuring" the results of gullibility anyway? You have some validity in saying that they may be poking fut at the public for believing such nonsense or possibly they overestemated the intelligence of the public.
Overestimate the intelligence of the public. Kinda like military intelligence. A conflict in terms. As for the gullability? On the gully scale. It's kinda like the fujiama scale, just more numbers. Way more numbers. Love grilfers comment though. Yah. that last health bill was a beatch. As for Agenda 21. I think that's a sub room found in studio 21. Either that or it was the code name for gemini 21. Can't remember which for sure.
robby the robot. Don't worry. Will Robinson always gets saved in the end. Oh yah. The video is a fake.....BUT! even if it is, I KNOW the government really is this way anyway? WTF! Oh yah. We all know what we all know. Damned the truthpedos, full speed ahead. Why try to understand how we got this way? Hell. WE always have the government to blaim. Why try to figuere out how to fix it. That's not our problem. That's why we have the government. Oh? I forgot. Government bad...us good.
No. They're not pranking him. He works for The Onion. Come on people..."Flesh-eating"..."far surpassing our darkest nightmares." It's comments like these that make me worry about the future of humanity.
"Congress shall now vote for approval of HR 8791, the Homeland Terrorism Preparedness Bill. Said bill request emergency response funding up to and including 1 TRILLION dollars to prepare for national level terrorist attack and/or attack from UNIDENTIFIED BEINGS. Funding for first responder personnel and vehicles will be doubled if said attack leads to more than 80% of national population being effected by UNIDENTIFIED BEINGS.
declassified at pastebin(dot)com/6SsVVEdd
not a joke not fake
squillyb7718 1 month ago
In all this game, the devil is the victim, is the scapegoat, will be acused of everything cause the GOD don’t want any rivals. Conclusion: live at the full in the freedom of GOD (praying in a right form,following the INSTRUCTIONS in the Bible - keeping the 10 commandments - including keeping the Saturday as the 7th day etc.) instead of in the incapacity and limited power of devil cause he is just a temporary puppet. Jesus Christ is our savior and our hope!
diptdipt 2 months ago
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The fact is HR 8791 exists. Main stream media have just confirmed that - In 1998 Hubble took pictures of an exoplanet the media referred to as HR 8799 which allegedly went unnoticed until 2008. In the HD (Henry Draper) Alcyone Bright Star Catalogue HR 8799 is aka HD 218396.
When will they reveal that HR 8791 exists and is aka HD 218255? At 0.008 arc degree separation in each hemisphere at a distance of approximately 15,000km, Confused On Earth.... Yep that's me!
ConfusionOnEarth 4 months ago
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The fact is HR 8791 exists. Main stream media have just confirmed that - In 1998 Hubble took pictures of an exoplanet the media referred to as HR 8799 which allegedly went unnoticed until 2008. In the HD (Henry Draper) Alcyone Bright Star Catalogue HR 8799 is aka HD 218396.
When will they reveal that HR 8791 exists and is aka HD 218255? At 0.008 arc degree separation in each hemisphere at a distance of approximately 15,000km, Confused On Earth.... Yep that's me!
ConfusionOnEarth 4 months ago
Stupid americans ,there is noting fake in here ,this is the HomeLand Security Plan ,see for yourself .....
adriatikus25 4 months ago
@adriatikus25 bro its from the onion, thats like saying that your not stupid from reading the "National Enquirer"
11JSWIZZ 3 months ago
NO CHAIR BEHIND HIM IN WIDE SHOT
GREEN SCREEN
bluebakerpie 5 months ago
I would like to read what he says here, word for word.
lucyk6992 5 months ago
How can you vote on something that you have no idea what it is?
RevNagi 6 months ago
GOD help us!
theman4ever2003 6 months ago
HR8791 is a real bill. The Onion thought it was funny BUT DID NOT MAKE THIS!!!!
HR8791 is very real
EducatingJake 7 months ago
@EducatingJake no it's not, sorry, you see it is called satire, usually people get the joke (hell it's the onion for christ sake), but some crazy people just cloverfield is a real thing
gabovski 7 months ago
THIS IS NOT FAKE JUST BECAUSE YOU NEVER HEARD OF HR8791 DONT MEAN ITS FAKE. AND I SAW THIS ON C-SPAN WHEN THEY ACTUAL AIRED IT MAYBE YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO WHAT HE'S SAYING FOR REAL CAUSE THIS IS A BILL THAT WAS PASS SO I WOULDN'T PUT NOTHING PASS THESE PUPPETS.
Bakayaraha 8 months ago
@Bakayaraha you're an idiot, this was never aired on c-span, this is a joke from the onion, the scariest thing about this is that there are people like you out there so willing to believe that the government is going to turn everyone into evil man eating zombies that you ignore all the posts on this page letting you know its fake
burn435353 7 months ago
@Bakayaraha Yes brother!
JamesRideout123 6 months ago
look up CBNRE attack on internet, read bibles!!god help us all in jesus name!MARANATHANA
pineappleseer 8 months ago
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freshsmp 8 months ago
Also, please notice that the C-SPAN logo actually has an onion at the beginning of it instead of a C. Under the likes/dislikes bar there is also credit given to The Onion as the original source.
freshsmp 8 months ago
@freshsmp OK SO THE VIDEO IS ON ONION NEWS and IF YOU NOTICE "THEY" TAKE ALL THERE VIDEOS FROM OTHER SOURCES! ALSO DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW EASY IT IS FOR A TV STATION TO PUT THERE LOGO ON ANY VIDEO "THEY" WANT AND CALL IT THERES! I HATE TO SAY THIS BUT IM WITH " DADDYo930 " 100% on THIS! I TOO HAVE BEEN WATCHING C-SPAN FOR "MANY" YEARS AND I SAW THIS AIRED WITH MY OWN TWO EYES ON "C-SPAN"!
mrliberty1776ma 8 months ago
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@mrliberty1776ma There is no Rep. John Haller and there never has been.... look it up
freshsmp 8 months ago
@mrliberty1776ma Then you're a skyzo, get some help
gabovski 7 months ago
CONGRESS VOTES ON BILLS CLASSIFIED FROM PUBLIC KNOWLEDGE< HE WAS NOT EVEN SUPPOSE TO READ THAT SHIT IN PUBLIC< HE ADDED THE WORDS CLASSIFIED TO COVER HIS ASS LATER SLEEPING FOOLS OR ILLUMINATI SOLDIERS! HE'S NOT EVEN FROM PENNSYLVANIA< ILLUMINATI CHANGED HIS NAME AND DISTRICT PENNSYLVANIA IS WORLD ILLUMINATI 33RD DEGREE FREE MASON FOUNDING GROUNDS! PART OF THE WARNING AGAINST FUTURE ATTEMPTS TO GO ROUGUE AND WAKE UP YOU FOOLS!
eternalblackproject1 8 months ago
@eternalblackproject1 w w w.theonion.com/video/proposed-classified-bill-will-defend-against-flesh,14175/
freshsmp 8 months ago
@freshsmp the onion is illuminatti, this was not a joke, ypu'll see in septembwr elinin pole shift annunaki
eternalblackproject1 8 months ago
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@eternalblackproject1 There is no Rep. John Haller and there never has been.... look it up
freshsmp 8 months ago
I am a veteran and have been watching C-span for 20 years. This is not a fucking joke. I watched this session of congress. This guy just won re-election. How did the onion get onto the floor of the house of representatives and have this guy read this "spoof"? PLEASE! I am not a sheep. I am awake and will not be moved. You sheep who think this is a joke are going to find out soon enough that the joke is on you. Well, the aluminum and barium and radiation is on you. WAKE UP!
Daddyo930 8 months ago
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@Daddyo930 w w w.theonion.com/video/proposed-classified-bill-will-defend-against-flesh,14175/
freshsmp 8 months ago
@Daddyo930 he didn't won any election, he'S an actor, there is no one of that name in congress, please grow up or get your head checked
gabovski 7 months ago
@gabovski Fine. No problem. Take your meds and go back to sleep. The government's Geo-Engineering project is real, so is remote viewing, cloud seeding and HAARP. All information posted on Wikipedia. Unless Wikipedia is not to be trusted because it's a liberal media puppet. Take your time looking these things up and then tell me everything is a joke. Don't care about who this fat fuck talking is. I know the truth. The government is trying to wipe us out.
Daddyo930 6 months ago
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3 QUESTIONS 911 TRUTHERS DON'T WANT YOU TO ASK THEM:
Since WTC 7 was constructed over a Con Ed station, how did the structural framing compensate for the station and how did that influence the collapse?
How much nanothermite did Niels Harrit estimate was used in the supposed controlled demolition of WTC 1, 2, & 7?
If a postcard could survive the Hindenburg inferno isn't it possible for a passport to survive the WTC collapse?
ctcole77 6 months ago
@Daddyo930 I will and don't stop beliving the onion, the mighty illumati ONION!
gabovski 6 months ago
@gabovski You still around? I was wrong about the fat fuck. I was not wrong however about HR 8791. It does exist and remains classified. Representatives Ron Paul (whom you like) and Dennis Kucinich came out and made a big stink of the secret nature of the homeland terrorism bill. A secret "blackout" meeting for HR8791 did take place. It in the records. There is nothing funny in HR 8791 because it does in fact exist.
Daddyo930 6 months ago 2
@gabovski Republican U.S. Rep John Haller Retains Seat in Pennsylvania's 12th District in 2008, look it up.
sandcut1 6 months ago
@sandcut1 no, you just made that up, this guy is an actor featured in a few onion videos and there is no Rep John Haller who was re-elected in 2008, jeez c'mon
gabovski 6 months ago
@gabovski Yes you are right, I apologize for saying such a stupid thing. Sorry about that. got to love those Onion videos.
sandcut1 6 months ago
If you know this is a hoax why the hell do you keep it up? Hahahaha.. I'm quite aware that SOME conspiracy theories are quite close to reality, but when people see conspiracy everywhere and then they take a video that is obviously a joke to somehow validate their paranoid selves, well that looks just fucking retarded AND stupid.
ForbiddenFish 9 months ago
@ForbiddenFish Post a link to the video on the "onion" site then. It can't be found. Could you help us out and then we can all have a good laugh together when you post the link?
Daddyo930 8 months ago
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freshsmp 8 months ago
Rolling on floor laughing *Classified* rofl.
a4638dc 9 months ago
this is not fake
telek101 10 months ago
lol too funny
slick8o5 10 months ago
...how is it possible for people to be so stupid?
Scorp316 11 months ago
Did he say birthing centers? So sad.
4282011RaptureRepent 1 year ago
ofcourse it wont matter to all you conspiracy theorists, but i'll dable in futility anyhow. THIS IS A HOAX!!! A COMEDY BIT FROM THE ONION CHANNEL! WAKE THE HELL UP!
avalsonline2 1 year ago
When i first saw this i thought holy schnike!!!! But if you notice in the close up shot there's chair behind and to the left of Rep. John Haller.
In the wide shot, the chair is gone.
Pretty funny/scary bit by the onion.
TheEnigmatical1 1 year ago
You may have seen the "Representative John Haller" video that was produced by TheOnion News, (not c-span) and is a very realistic sounding spoof. The Onion is meant to be humor, but if you are not aware of it's logo (a stylized onion) you could believe it to be real, as they try to mirror the craziness that is happening in society.
wackygrl09 1 year ago
What is he on about Flesh Eating ( Classified ) ???
Makaveli175 1 year ago
I don't think this is particularly funny...
TheaterX 1 year ago
Oh I get it!!! The onion is making fun of me and not the politicians or the media!!! hahaha andy kaufman.
it is not a pedagogical tool, its narcissistic, and that is likely due to the fact that the onion is mostly homosexual. And by the way no genetic proof of homosexuality yet sorry.
Mezocosm 1 year ago
my comment is classified
MrGunoholic 1 year ago
I vote HELL YES! Are you kidding? That's best piece of legislature I've herd in YEARS!
pattio666 1 year ago
FOR EVERYONE WHO THINKS THIS IS REAL..... leave your hole of fear and go check out the onion - LOL
polyparticle 1 year ago
Are you stupid? This is a joke from The Onion. Get your facts straight.
trees9696 1 year ago
this is a joke but its not like some bills dont get passed like that
shitydrumer 1 year ago
Classified is code for "You better wake up America!"
DigitalPraise7 1 year ago
this looks nothing like an onion production, have you people even been to the onion sight?
MsAqualion 1 year ago
hope this actually happens, Zombie Invasion all the way !
iRHAPEzombiies 1 year ago
If Alex Jones is right this is likely just a scam to worry people with what is classified. U automatically think zombies or aliens or whatever but alex thinks there is a plan to use a fake alien attack. Just food for thought.
Gnostic279 1 year ago
Zombies.
superbri007 1 year ago
Only the Alex Jones followers would believe this is true.
jeromeg137 1 year ago
@jeromeg137 well it came out of his mouth u goon
GazMysticism 1 year ago
@GazMysticism Dude.. unless Onion-span is a real channel, you've been had.
Dude.. do some "research" as the AJ zombies say, and you will find that at the time of airing of this "broadcast" the seat held by the guy was actually Jack Murtha's seat in congress before he passed away.
jeromeg137 1 year ago
@jeromeg137 I realise its only a piss take.....just ive read the Georgia guide stones which say world ruled under 500million,so i thought at 1st this had sumthing to do with that
GazMysticism 1 year ago
It is from The Onion which is a fake news source that mocks the way the media represents stories........
freshsmp 1 year ago 17
@freshsmp Do YOU have the link to the page from The ONION BECAUSE I can NOT FIND THIS ANYWHERE on THAT SITE??
mrliberty1776ma 9 months ago
@mrliberty1776ma That's because it's real. The disinfo agents are desperatly trying to convince people that the congress of the united states would never do something like this. When the reactors in Japan blew, it all made sense. I have been watching C-span for 20 years. When I saw this, I was in shock. The high levels of aluminum and barium in the atmosphere combined with the radiation should have killed a lot of people by now. The powers that be are very scared now.
Daddyo930 8 months ago
@Daddyo930 YEA I KNEW this was REAL but FRESHMP kept saying to me " It is from The Onion which is a fake news source that mocks the way the media represents stories........" even though i always knew he was full of BS and part of the DISINFO ORGANIZATION or JUST ANOTHER SLEEPING SHEEP that APPARENTLY does NOT do THERE "HOMEWORK or ANY RESEARCH into THINGS beacuse THEY are just TOO SCARED of what THEY will FIND OUT to be the TRUTH! I GUESS FOR SOME PEOPLE the TRUTH IS TOO TERRIFYING To BELIEVE
mrliberty1776ma 8 months ago
@mrliberty1776ma w w w.theonion.com/video/proposed-classified-bill-will-defend-against-flesh,14175/
freshsmp 8 months ago
@mrliberty1776ma Thank you. Ignore the nay-sayers. They will have a hard enough time explaining their willful ignorance. I like to think of them as suffering from cognitive dissonance syndrome. I hope all those that don't think that their government is out to kill them will be able to forgive themselves for all the pain and misery they have caused. Example, 911 truth debunkers. May the Divine Creator bring them to the light.
Daddyo930 8 months ago
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freshsmp 8 months ago
@freshsmp That is what they say but watch his lips move etc and you can see the opposite is true. if this were fake it would sound choppy and weird.
JamesRideout123 8 months ago
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@JamesRideout123 There is no Rep. John Haller and there never has been.... look it up
freshsmp 8 months ago
@JamesRideout123 It's an actor poor young man, no John Haller, it's the onion, back in 2009 I think, don't belive everything on you tube or you'll go crazy
gabovski 7 months ago
@freshsmp WHY DO YOU FUCK HEADS ALWAYS RUIN IT FOR THE PEOPLE THAT DON'T NO.
Chansulus 6 months ago
@freshsmp WHY DO YOU FUCK HEADS ALWAYS RUIN IT FOR THE PEOPLE THAT DON'T NO.
Chansulus 6 months ago
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On You Tube, Watch this,
cut-n-past below on browser
EMERGENCY UPDATE! SPREAD THIS VIDEO FAST!
Then watch this clip from Hollywood.
Outbreak part 19
Which isn't far from the truth...
Ignorance is bliss…
johnnybagofdonets 1 year ago
It isn't a hoax. It's a joke, please learn the difference.
jonnypatton 1 year ago 18
@jonnypatton so u mean to tell me that man went up there and read all dat crap..and it was just a joke?....wtf kinda joke is this
koolkidJavon 1 year ago
@koolkidJavon It's called the onion, it's satire, smart folks get it, you don'T
gabovski 7 months ago
god dam what is it now real or fake ?
Underdogpiano 1 year ago
How can you call something taking place on the floor of Congress a hoax? This was on CSPAN and I saw it the day it occurred. What you are is a disinformation specialist trying to tell people that what they see and hear is a only a "magic trick" and should not be taken seriously. You are either an NWO shill dirtbag or a Liberal Drone who thinks utopia is just around the corner because you have been hypnotized to believe it. If you are DRONE, it just expresses your inability to understand reality.
WhatTheHellOver 1 year ago
What if it wasn't a fake?
trivialmindz 1 year ago
@trivialmindz This video isn’t fake, its far from fake, it’s the real deal, you and me are expendable, sadly you and I live on the same Continent and both of us will suffer from the same wrath of fallout via chemical and biological in culling of North Americas population, Canada & Mexico not unscathed the atmosphere doesn’t know any boarders. In actuality the whole Northern Hemisphere will be affected, clear across the globe via jet stream.
johnnybagofdonets 1 year ago
@johnnybagofdonets This video is absolutely fake. That isn't C-Span's logo. It's an Onion parody. There is no Rep. John Haller, and the 12th Penn District is Murtha's seat.
You've been had.
OneVoiceMore 1 year ago
@OneVoiceMore ,know its fake, stirring the mix…
johnnybagofdonets 1 year ago
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Let me get this straight. There are people who think that a satirical video from a humor site featuring a non-existent Congressman talking about a ridiculous conspiracy theory is... real? Are these people dumber than rocks, or am I insulting rocks?!
badtux 1 year ago
i love THE ONION. thanks for posting this video which is very clearly from THE ONION. it is america's finest news source.
garfalk 1 year ago
Lol. Apparently you don't control what you see (or believe).
MasterPrime01 1 year ago
they did such a great job on this video u would think it was real if u didn't know about the Onion channel..the video clip has been edited so it is different than the original Onion video
xadam2dudex 1 year ago
A new bill of rights, oh boy, this is not good for the rest of the population who are not awake to this. I know what to do for myself but the rest of the world, asleep will get an awakening but it's classified. These men are not human to me and they are afraid. Who are they afraid of, who is coming and who is going to attack us? Will it be a false flag event or a real event taking place? I guess we will find out what is so classified.
spiritprofessor 1 year ago
@spiritprofessor You know what to do? What?
Edgehead178 1 year ago
i want you to vote on somethink u don't understand and watse money on classified since 911 all governments around the world love terrorism because it drives people to fear and except what they wan't to do without question p.s. why is america allowed W.M.D and bioweapons but tell iran and north korea and other countries na u can't have them only were allowed ill fucking tell u why cus the U.N. are funded by the U.S. fuck wits
nicko198718 1 year ago
PEOPLE RELAX AND HAVE A NICE TALL GLASS OF FLORIDE DONT WORRY ABOUT A THING ;p
4sanken4seerer 1 year ago
classified classified classified classified classified......................its like my sex life hahahahaha
umero78 1 year ago
totally had me going. there is so much actually real weird stuff going on that this barely stands out.
williemccoy1 1 year ago
its fake but it still kinda annoying and disturbing couse i actually belive that and i bet so did many people but now and days you cant belive wat people say
akaLunacy 1 year ago
It's not a hoax; it is a parody. The Onion's purpose was comical, not to fool us.
Aphrocraft 1 year ago
go classify yourself!
bballeng 1 year ago
the idea is to mix fake news with real truth to confuse you, kinda like what they do with Alcohol beverages and Health drinks , u just dont know what to expect from these Demons. Point is to confuse u and use mind manipulation to control you out of ur fear of the unknown.. this may sound crazy indeed. but this is a show made with actors. pretty crafty huh? Gotcha!
elsadiq2 1 year ago
"Flesheating CLASSIFIED"
lol
So fake, but the point they are trying to make is real enough.
"Contains Content From: The ONION"
just thought i'd point that out for those who think its real.
729Drew 1 year ago
What, What ? What did he say? When was this made? Help
STRIVERAJJ 1 year ago
I think the point of this video is to show people how youtube controls whats filtered more, compare views from this guys other vids and say this isnt happening.
thalogic2012 1 year ago
I laughed my [CLASSIFIED] off this [CLASSIFIED] video
:)
70rm3n70r 1 year ago
Onion-SPAN
LOL
70rm3n70r 1 year ago
ahahaha lmfao this CLASSIFIED CLASSIFIED WAS SOOO CLASSIFIED! I THINK IMA GO TELL CLASSIFIED ABOUT THIS CLASSIFIED CLASSIFIED MANN GOTTA GO CLASSIFIED RIGHT NOW
dodgertown24 1 year ago
alien reptilians
narutocaprirequest2 1 year ago
wtf is going on i think i need to run for president or governor.
MrNocommunism92 1 year ago
this is real people beleive it or not the choice is yours check out FEMA and what they got goin on...
LadyNiceNC 1 year ago
@Krantz2389: Republican US Rep John Haller Retains Seat in Pennsylvania's 12th District.
MikeHaeL 1 year ago
Republican US Rep John Haller Retains Seat in Pennsylvania's 12th District.
MikeHaeL 1 year ago
this is genuine but they put a bullshit name and logo on it so it looks fake...u can tell its real
mattkingnz 1 year ago
so much classified LOL
SmackThatWhat 2 years ago
you " do not want to know what this man said" JESUS" ??? burn then ...
tstatic08 2 years ago
if you look at the yellow SPAN thing it has an onion.
the symbol of onion news.
a joke.
Megapurrr 2 years ago
c*^&%"!ied
trj23100 2 years ago
After watching this video I got the 'CLASSIFIED'. I will now go & dispose of this 'CLASSIFIED' with some urgency. If I manage to keep this 'CLASSIFIED' under control it greatly improve my status with 'CLASSIFIED'. If, in the event that this 'CLASSIFIED' ends up all over the place, then the whole event will be classed as 'CLASSIFIED' & will remain 'CLASSIFIED' from 'CLASSIFIED' until such further notice is given
BrightEbony 2 years ago
@BrightEbony I just want to say that your comment was completely and utterly 'CLASSIFIED' and will not be 'CLASSIFIED'. I belong to a group called 'CLASSIFIED' and we will be watching you day and 'CLASSIFIED'. 'CLASSIFIED' will also 'CLASSIFIED' you when you 'CLASSIFIED' on the phone and your 'CLASSIFIED' will be 'CLASSIFIED'. 'CLASSIFIED' will 'CLASSIFIED' 'CLASSIFIED' any 'CLASSIFIED' or 'CLASSIFIED' until 'CLASSIFIED' get your 'CLASSIFIED' together. Under'CLASSIFIED'? I 'CLASSIFIED' so!
Davijai 1 year ago 2
( Sorry, you cannot view this comment , is Classified)
jonathanlink 2 years ago
Kiss my... classifed
NuclearWarhead1111 2 years ago
well if they madre it up they are then trying to scare people of Jesus bringing the saints back to life. when a saint and the good people with compassion comes back to life they want them to fight against G-d and all of them. to fight with satan not against satan.
sjkflies 2 years ago
Onion-punkt!
MethodicalMadness 2 years ago
i used to think this vid was meant to hide reptellians lol
BonkersTheBear 2 years ago
Athesist you have nothing to fear the ones who are being talked about here are those who name the name of Jesus, anyone who is Moslem and American patriots, who support the Constitution of the United States. all the others who have sat on the fence will be free because they are not a threat. They are going to pass the health care bill and it provides for this bill if it isnot inclluded in the Health Care Bill allready Of course you can only stay free if you let them chip you.
Mrpl778 2 years ago
UFOs are not pleasant. The UFO is a transdimensional entity; it is not solid anymore than a ghost is solid. However, that doesn't mean they are not deadly. Remember, they can talk directly into your mind without u realizing it. They can suck ur energy to feed off you and make you sick. Their game is control, aided and abetted by the Snake that feeds authors who promote the space brothers-solid-UFO myth. It's the reverse psychology of the government's denials that makes UFOs real
dwayne1138 2 years ago
To understand things, u always have to go in the opposite direction to the flow. In denying that UFOs exist, and by promoting stories of a cover-up, the government gets u to believe in UFOs. Clever? Why do they want you to believe it? Why is Hollywood colluding to sell us this idea? Disinformation. Its a set-up.Here comes the phony UFO attack. "If you are going to lie, make it a big lie"
Bin Laden and the UFOs are coming, eek!
dwayne1138 2 years ago
FAKE Video- do ur research: Rep. John Murtha
(D) Pennsylvania, 12th District
It is a very critical time in American history and its right now, not years down the road but right now, we must tread lite and speak strong. Yell out to the house of washington and it decendants let them know that we are here and that we are many.............
crazywolf75 2 years ago
i dunno should i cry or laugh that some ppl belive, that this is true. Its THE ONION a comedy channel. i have been a subscriber for a long time to the onion
Oozy9Millimeetah 2 years ago
VERY SEAMLESS FAKE
Crustydraw 2 years ago
If you look at the symbol on the bottom right that suppose to say C Span... you will see that it is not C-Span.. old onion has got yall again.
pinkcherry32 2 years ago
How you say it is fake i don't understand if it a congressperson and is in the US. congress, where is the joke ass holes!!!!
facundosg 2 years ago
that bill not fake and you're a bitch motherfucker to say it is !!! BITCH !!!!
franklinfever 2 years ago
lol. onion is real silly.
ryopatience 2 years ago
I hope everyone knows that this video was made by The Onion...check it out
Kylebikinas 2 years ago
you tube u suck every time i try to write a comment i have to do it 4 times before any of what ive wrote is there for people to read people just write the words out that he says and fill in the spaces WITH OUT using the words OR anything to do with ALIANS and tell me what u come up with . ive looked on the net for hrs and noone has come up with anything OTHER than aliens..... please were r a smart race of human beings if u come up with anything post on my wall please Thanks
TheCheese30 2 years ago
lol
TheLowEnd4life 2 years ago
Classified. These assholes should be hanged from their left or right foot on life support and fully awake in extereme pain until dead
ThoughCriminal912 2 years ago
lol
TheLowEnd4life 2 years ago
what the fuck, damn america is really going to get fucked
madzane94 2 years ago
this is a movie scene
studi011 2 years ago
The Onion is a comedy site. Type "The Onion" into the search box. This is fake.
clutch1245 2 years ago 2
wats the Onion r u trying to say Union.....the shadow.........
RVsleep 2 years ago
fake out he ass...look for the sings
daimasfury1 2 years ago
the real question is who made the vidoe if its fake then were does it come from send it to CNN and ask them why it was made have them look into it ......the shadow.......
RVsleep 2 years ago
its "the onion"
UKNOWTHEIROUTTHEIR 2 years ago
oh so this is fake then?
yayayair 2 years ago
Cops jump on swine-flu power: Shots heard 'round the world
Pandemic bill allows health authorities to enter homes, detain without warrant Look up that headline and gawk ^.^
Heavensburden 2 years ago
What THE F***K??? What in the Hell was that?
Tadow001 2 years ago
As for Northwoods? Isn't that somewhere up in canada, or was it Alaska. I think I remember Palin talking about it though. Supposedly they have great moose hunting there.Wait! that was supposed to be bleeped about because, wait for it, wait for it. It's a state secret and it's(classified)
101orson101 2 years ago
its not fake you fools the last bill put forward to be passed on health reform had 300 pages later added without oversight you should see what was in there ...look agenda21 is real and so is codex alumentarius all those who dontr get it they soon will :(
grilfers 2 years ago
Look at the bottom right on the video: It says "O"Span for Onion, not C-Span. I don't know about the bill, though. This joke may be an attempt at disinformation so no one looks it up. I know I didn't look it up.
Crzykjn 2 years ago
i know its been changed but i saw the first of the press vid look up oliver north exx 84 and bread sherman threat of martial law if no bailout is given people still cant exsept 911 was an inside job ?? lok operation northwoods ?
grilfers 2 years ago
its the onion, a joke government/news show and newspaper....
ekjohnson9 2 years ago
REPTILIAN ATTACK IMMINENT.
titanosuarus 2 years ago
Its fake just like vampires are fake. I see them in the movies so they must be fake. The elite scum must tell us what they plan to do.
EMPIRE0FLIES 2 years ago
This video is fake...But! Yes I cheated on the test...But! Sure I know it was wrong to steal.... But. Yah, But! Yah...But! Yah...But!
So if the video is real, the government is trying to kill us....But! If the video is a fake? ....But! Hmmmm?
The video is a fake...No But! People acted like it was real...NO But! Now the ones that admit it is a fake, after waiting for you to get sucked in first, say..... Yah the video is faked. BUT! watch this one on my site. It's really, really, the truth.
101orson101 2 years ago
what the hell is wrong with our goverment
FutureFireFighter01 2 years ago
What the hell is wrong with us! You want power? Then how about acting like you deserve it. You want control of your own life? Step up and take it. You want the government to do what you want for a change? Stop bitching and run for office. You want to change things? DO IT! Stop asking what the hell is wrong with... insert anything you like... And start asking what the hell is wrong with us, for a change. Don't act like your stumped and dumb- founded. How do you think we got this way?
101orson101 2 years ago
I vote "YAY!"
MrAubery 2 years ago
the onion is great! this isn't a "hoax" though because your supposed to know its a joke. its meant to make fun of how everything in the government can be obviously shady.
xxjessicalauren 2 years ago
xxjes. Yah....But? That was the problem. We were supposed to know it was a fake. Look at the comments. Yah. That really worked out well, didn't it? They assumed everyone would get it... or did they? Was this a video to jare the viewer? Or was it a video to measure the gulablity of those predisposed to think it was real? Hmmm? I think we mostly failed the test.
101orson101 2 years ago
Yeah well I don't think its their fault most of the public are sheer idiots. I think the whole thing is supposed to be a joke and I won't read into it more than that. if they wanted us to think it was real .. they simply would not put a logo on it. How would they go about "measuring" the results of gullibility anyway? You have some validity in saying that they may be poking fut at the public for believing such nonsense or possibly they overestemated the intelligence of the public.
xxjessicalauren 2 years ago
Overestimate the intelligence of the public. Kinda like military intelligence. A conflict in terms. As for the gullability? On the gully scale. It's kinda like the fujiama scale, just more numbers. Way more numbers. Love grilfers comment though. Yah. that last health bill was a beatch. As for Agenda 21. I think that's a sub room found in studio 21. Either that or it was the code name for gemini 21. Can't remember which for sure.
101orson101 2 years ago
This video might be fake, But this is how the government really does things.....
ROBBBLOCO 2 years ago
robby the robot. Don't worry. Will Robinson always gets saved in the end. Oh yah. The video is a fake.....BUT! even if it is, I KNOW the government really is this way anyway? WTF! Oh yah. We all know what we all know. Damned the truthpedos, full speed ahead. Why try to understand how we got this way? Hell. WE always have the government to blaim. Why try to figuere out how to fix it. That's not our problem. That's why we have the government. Oh? I forgot. Government bad...us good.
101orson101 2 years ago
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VIDEO IS HOAX.... YOU HAVE BEEN FOOLED
jrivasag 2 years ago
VIDEO IS HOAX.... YOU HAVE BEEN FOOLED
jrivasag 2 years ago
I really dont think this is a joke.How the hell does this Orion whoever they are get this guy and prank him??
A prank like this is stupid.Aint this guy part of government? thats like foxnews pranking bush
Demov12 2 years ago
No. They're not pranking him. He works for The Onion. Come on people..."Flesh-eating"..."far surpassing our darkest nightmares." It's comments like these that make me worry about the future of humanity.
bok255 2 years ago
This man is an actor. The Onion is a "fake news" organization.
RandleEl11 2 years ago
Question in what way is this a hoax? Im just wondering like was it just randomly made up or something?
Aftermath9999 2 years ago