Axe Cop Episode THREE

[Mister86Productions]

This story makes working at a fruit stand the greatest thing to do.

[Ghettoavenger]

I think I'm going to order an "Axe Cop with Lemon" next time I go to a bar, it sounds awesome

[drewmic323]

Flute cop (now avocado solider) has the most absorbent DNA.

[GaaraXRaven]

NO! UNICORN BABY!

[CaptainPositron]

I don't think Lemons and avocados would make crunching sounds when eaten :D

Unless they went rather bad.

[SNKennedy100]

Lemon Grenades, Cave Johnson would be proud.

[wbaker82]

Your Dinosaur Cop evolves into... Avocado Cop!

[Yosefhouser]

Unibaby and Telescope gun cop growing apples for hands that shoot apples was the funniest shit ever!

[publius02]

Basically the greatest thing ever.

[fireflocs]

Wait a second, if eating those apples let Telescope Gun Cop and Uni-Baby shoot apples from their hands, doesn't that means the Fruit Stand SELLS SUPERPOWERS?

[smbvms]

man, flute cop really gets a raw deal in this series

[BelleAndTheBoy]

RIP Dinosaur Soldier. Good night, sweet prince.

[LoD100]

@BelleAndTheBoy He'll be back.

[lodawg333]

so wait two people get a little angry at two cops then they buy apples so the cops kill them?

[ncs649]

"Then they grew apple hands that could shoot apples."

[doopathekoopa]

CUMBUSTABUL LEMMONS!!!

[hurtado4325]

Must get televised on Adult Swim

[HatethisnameSodoI]

@hurtado4325 No still to sensical to be on that.

[multiYellowHorse]

@hurtado4325 that would rock butt every ep is 2 boobs long though ..

[HuginnG]

that kid is a genius

[XxDreamBotxX]

This kid rights pretty graphic stuff lol

[tgseason12]

This could make for an awesome vidya game

[CptBobbossa]

Lemon incendary grenades!

[burrowingduck]

Well, crap! Unibaby was shaping up to be my favorite character.

[TimbobJames]

I liked UniBaby

[lodawg333]

i think dinosaur soldier was much cooler

[cubeface21]

This is a fucking badass episode

[neighthinn]

telescope gun cop and unibaby are so misunderstood.

[Stickett]

hahahahahahaa

[SamECircle]

Cool! The voice of avacado soldier just won an emmy (for futurama)

[sajbertoffe]

Is Axe Cop an Ex cop?

[h4mster906]

combastible lemon

origin

[halo3gamer9]

for some reason, i'd think that id find this on adult swim :)



[Vrud2601]

waaiitt..... how does uni-baby come back later on if he was destroyed now? STILL FEPEIF!! EPIC

[theunsanereaper]

epic!

[halfdragonhal]

lemon granades? cave johnson going to sue.

[CoffeeAddictNL]

@halfdragonhal this demonstrates exactly what is wrong with the copyright system. If a 5 year old imagines and publishes it, is it then not his intellectual property because someone else imagined it earlier? shame on them legislators...

[undeadPunchmaster]

@CoffeeAddictNL Cave Johnson is a fictional character. He couldn't really sue. HURP

[ventHARAS]

they fought all of the bad guys.

all of them.

[bjerjosh]

...combustible lemons!

[FapioLopez]

Axe Cop had the ability to throw lemon nades. This kid just might be a genius!

[XxBeatlesAreTheBest]

ha.. the baby is the big penis analogy.. a baby holding an apple

[rgfgfv]

This is indescribably awesome.

[Quiet1nside]

now how does a baby eat an apple. that's just crazy.

[Wolfsrain90]

"Avocado Soldier"? What is he, Darwin?

Loool.

[Javer80]

They murdered Telescope Gun Cop and Uni-Baby even though they- they hadn't actually done anything bad yet!

Axe Cop. ): Come on, now.

[sparky7josh]

Even 911 likes!!

[donjr22]

These comic series are JUST long enough to capture my attention. Anything longer and the show becomes "The First 48" or "CSI"

[HubbeKing]

For some reason, "Axe Cop became... Axe Cop. With lemon." makes me LAUGH MY ASS OFF EVERY TIME I WATCH THIS.

[Ricorolu]

...Makes sense to me.



[Musikkingofthecookie]

Axe Cop is better than Chuck Norris. Enough said

[TaraKaboom]

WHO'S BABY IS THAT?!?!?!?!

[AssholePatrol]

"Our gun bill is really high!!!"

[hamakavulla1]

a five year old wrote this?

[Klaveir5555]

i liked Dinosaur solider better but what will you do

[MordaciousFilms]

If any comic book needs a movie adaption, it's this one.

[mindtoonz262]

axe cop has an axe

[soulstudiosmusic]

Where's the axe cop opening theme song? The one posted doesn't have the kick-ass saxamaphonage?

[Computerbugs]

LEMON GRENADES?! I'LL MAKE MY ENGINEER INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!

[yanny77]

FUCK this is the funniest shit

[Rasamith]

LMAO, What did telescope gun cop and unibaby do, that they deserved to be obliterated!? Really, they just made their own team and ate apples to get really horrible powers, that they didn't even get the chance to use! Then Axe Cop and Avacado soldier just burst in and murder them! You know what I think.. I think Axe cop and Avacado soldier are the true villains...

[DroidBeetleBatallion]

the kid is a visionary this show is soooo great

[guerilla619]

fave one out of the animated comics

[XHereNumberThere]

A story thought up by a five year old...yet so interesting!

[Cookiecan113]

Hang on, combustible lemons? Cave Johnson Riped you off!!!

[DonivDecap]

The best part is, it's completely unpredictable.

[EpicUltraKingSmizzy]

thay should probably stop selling those fruit...

[paulieiscoolie]

where can i get an mp3 of the theme to this?! , soo gooood!

[tweekyseagull]

Poor Flute Cop..... he just can't hold an identity together for 5 minutes.

[glennoz383]

they should make a game out of this

[mcxios]

omg, im having a boner everytime I watch an episode of the axe cop. Its like porn.

[001Raksha]

Telescope gun cop and Unibaby went back to their secret lab and ATE the apples...then they grew apple hands. lmao that just cracks me up!!!!!

[internetexplorer92]

What kind of mentally retarded person would dislike this?

[robotfamilygchicken]

better than the dark night

[Krypticalin]

wow this is ridiculous...... MORE!!

[MrDapple42]

Dude where can I get an axe, a sidekick, some avocadoes, and a lemon?

[vangkevinvang]

i swear the ending theme song is like LIFES!

[slevscythe]

Uni-baby was innocent =(

[blackkakari]

Oh, how I wish the world of Axe Cop were real! Life would be so much more epic.

[smoothercow]

avacado cop rules

[21piercing21]

wth?

[thethyregod]

"there is lemons everywhere, it must have been a massacre"

"looks like the lemons..."

'puts on sunglasses'

"...has been ChOPED"

YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

[ThePyromaniacalcow]

@thethyregod dun dun dun duuuuun dun duun dunn dun dun duuuuunnnnnn! We don't get fooled again!

[hillcrestG]

this should seriously be on tv in 20 minute episodes

[YeahSickBro]

So... When you eat fruit you mutate into it?

[vydran212]

Telescope Gun Cop disliked this video 3 times.

[Magegg]

@vydran212 No. That's a lie.

[eeek143]

somehow.....this made sense to me.

[P3WNAGE]

Thinking about being Axe0Cop for Halloween gave me a nosebleed.

True Story.

[DetectiveOlivaw]

This is my favorite Axe Cop of all time.

[AceOfSpiders]

Dude, this stuff amazing, very talented artwork here.

[Magegg]

Who would win? Axe Cop, or Bobobo?

[MasterMT6]

@Magegg

this is totaly the western equivalent of Bobobo(only better). :D

Axe Cop FTW!!!

[seiaidorei]

more more more!!!!

[javalavadingdonglolz]

SEEE? 5 years old are awesome!!

[roarcoar]

Telescope Gun Cop and Unibaby dislike this video

[BriteNiteProductions]

What would make this better? Axe Cop with a mutton chop......yeaaaahhhh........

[antitroller101]

This is loaded with epic

[aceW3RM]

OMG this is GENIUS!!! just BRILLIANT LOVE IT, IT ALWAYS CHEERS ME UP :)

[xXswedishplayer]

the 2 guys who voted down where telescoope gun cop and unibaby

[saymana11]

LEMOMONOMONOMON GERNADES (unforgotten reals you lead my to more awesome

[Rachman1337]

Axe Cop with lemon is one of the most badass things I've ever seen in my life.

[joke788]

This is a much better comic

[nobs200]

i have a question WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

[Jaiyeson]

@nobs200

its a lesson in morality. Never have apples for hands. ::Eats an avacado::

[Armenrules]

2 people hate justice

[Armenrules]

2 people hate justice

[ninjajoy]

This kid should write movies... XD

[10DarkMoon]

man, this crap is too EPIC! need more axe cop

[EarthTremor]

Axe Cop became Axe Cop... with lemon.

[JonezCola]

@EarthTremor that axe is gonna burn when youre hit by it now.

[ReservoirDog1026]

i like Dinosaur Soldier more than Avocado Soldier

[kilkeny6767]

@ReservoirDog1026 He turns back into dinosaur soldier, just read the original comic.

[poopskinTheLiar]

Your little brother is one badass writer.

[frozenkiller7]

I BOUGHT THE BOK

THIS IS THE MOST EPIC STORY EVER!!

[Gewok666]

I like how it always builds up for something amazing then ends xD

[chopin65]

Malachai buddy, I am on the edge of my seat. Awesome action man!

[Kekskuchen666]

Best title song ever.

[virulentvids]

You and your brother are a dynamo team. My god, I couldn't stop laughing...

[frankyofl]

what kind of drugs were you taking ? xDDD i want some of that shit xDD

[0rangeFlamingo]

Cool guys don't look at explosions...

[happyspandex]

One person is Telescope Gun Cop.

[Tehstupidest]

@happyspandex let me guess... the second is unibaby...

[ZeldaDD]

Surely I'm not the only one that would watch this on TV, or buy a DVD (or better yet, Bluray!) of them.

[10DarkMoon]

@ZeldaDD you're right, i'd watch this on tv and buy dvd's of it too. this is too EPIC to pass up on

[zubestr]

@ZeldaDD i would buy the shit out of this

[cooldude1886]

@ZeldaDD actually after making all these, releasing it on DVD would be a good idea

[16SKB]

THIS IS SOOOO UNPREDICTABLY RANDOM

[Henkeman77]

Amazing! :D

[vegettosonlab]

I love this. I really want to see more of this.

[DemonEyeOfFire]

aw... I will miss telescope gun cop... HIS GUN HAD A FLASHLIGHT!

[PsychoJosh]

Tell your little brother to never grow up. Ever.

[mrnaderdude]

Cool guys don't look at explosions.

[bigdenful]

I love the credit song!

"axe cop" LOL!

[ronspeck]

Saw this on Ask a Ninja and had to check it out, you have no idea how addicted to this I am, this is hands down my favorite web comic!

[ZetaVS]

Excuse me while I hammer on the subscribe button.

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[DRealfriknKeenan]

the logic is irrefutable

[IceboxQueen]

Donald Lim is my real Unncle! Seriously! Im not joking

He lives in melbourne coming now to PERTH!

[tehblckdeth]

Damn your brother, how could he change a great character like Dinosaur Soldier?

[GuitaroMAN44]

Avocado Soldier is my new favorite superhero!

[ifixapaches]

Hahaha! Axe Cop, WITH LEMON!

[chunkymilk]

i was going to post a quote of a funny part for hilarity, but realized it would take too long to type the whole video. also, i'm really baked. your little brother is my hero.

[CabeBiken10]

"They were getting lots of money..."

[CommentWriter96]

'Dinosaur soldier ate an avocado and axe cop ate a lemon. dinosaur soldier turned into an avocado... and axe cop turned into an axe cop- with a lemon.'

i'd love to live in malachai's world... but then i'd be dead i guess cuz i got killed by that doodoo soldier i pooped out.

[TheHeroOfTime913]

The theme is so badass.

[KittyDunmore]

This is just so beautifully genius it's impossible to not enjoy. Five year olds friggin win.

[whade62000]

You can see it was written by a kid because you can make money working at a fruit stand.

[ScientistCat]

@whade62000 Don't forget that eating a fruit will give you its awesum powarz.

[tomskelley247]

i cant wait to see whats on the list

[rjakobi]

Hang on, hang on...you managed to get Maurice LaMarche to do a part in this video?

That's...that's AWESOME! I'm subscribing right now!

[JohnMooreification]

Axe Cop just always manages to get more and more awesome!

[Criscogurl21]

I love Axe Cop so much. lmfao :)

[volcompro180]

haha lol

[UNIT9731]

wtf

[MisslyckadPorrfilm]

Avocado Soldier!

How freaky and awesome at the same time!!

[Sed1er]

Keep doing more motion episodes i love the music and voice acting its perfect with the comic.

[PimpDragon108]

The battle for the internets is OVER! AXE COP STANDS ALONE!

[Omegashadowyoshi]

This is a million times funnier than the comics-and the comics kick incredible amounts of ass!

5/5+fav

[gamerfire3]

I don't think lemons make that sound when bitten into

[Purplewoosh]

This is just amazing. The motion comics keep getting better and better! :)

[NewMexKush]

The one person who disliked this should be bombarded with avocado & lemon gernades!

Axecop, you've done it again.

=)

[marknnate]

im so glad this is animated now! i read a bunch of the comics, i loved it!

[Ramentastic]

ok, this is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time.

[farhammer1]

these are AWESOME!

[TigerClawTV]

Yay! Axe Cop we love you!

[glowworm2]

I can't believe you got Maurice LaMarche to voice Avocado soldier.

[Lloydeeinspace]

MEGA EPIC

[ParaSwarm]

I can't believe Avocado Soldier's voice is done by the Brain from Pinky and the Brain... that is pure win.

[Xalamae]

"Axe cop became Axe cop with lemon" So brilliant...

[TimeSplittersChimp]

I am going to make my wife have sex to this video

[masterofdorkness]

Axe Cop is just pure awesome :D