Freestyle Rap Battle: Translated

[tastyfleshopopo]

Doesn't sound so tough when spoken in proper employed english.

[zombiefreak2k11]

Haha

[Jasper8372]

Bahahaha very good lol

[ted199811]

where can i get this album its the best rap i've heard in years. :)

[tearsonmysitar]

theres no way dese niggas be speaking da truth.

[JxxFIZZLE]

whens the single come out im sure it will reach the top of the charts

[Igotcha06]

this Narrator hass way too much freetime on his hands,from the sound of his voice he probbally still lives witth his mama and a virgin smh

[Komanderkyle3466]

@Igotcha06

and you Sir, are bad at spelling.

So it balances out.

[Igotcha06]

@Komanderkyle3466 shit ill pick being being horrible at spelling over being a virgin anyday

[rulermy3]

this is so much more entertaining than anything they could have actually said

[TheSayfty]

who actually wins?



[shortman2195]

finally the english version is out!

[ninjastorm]

That was genius lol

[mannheim02]

This shit is just too funny.

[thewierdcrew1]

Nice music at the end

[JoshBurlingame]

LOL

[MrAbbyparis]

awesome video!

[amisie1]

this sucks

[legend519]

and a good day to you too, sir

[biggrutz410]

LOL! I love this video!

[MrKaneShadow]

"You sir, are a weak, timid, and untrustworthy homosexual." LOL amazing

[33NJAMMIN]

The dominant race is not yours BIOTCH!!!!

[KellysHeroes99]

dude, I need a transcript

[ipodtouch1996]

Translated for us white people.

[TWProhawk]

Racism is for the "weak minded"

[xijkix]

I apologize. Hitler aimed to eliminate "negros" (black people)

[xijkix]

Fucking animals. Living on welfare must be great. What happened to the good old days when slavery was legal? The holocaust was great for some reasons... Hitler did initially aim to eliminate African Americans. Too bad he was stopped :(

[ohgloriousday]

@xijkix uh you know this is just a parody right

[Changedon666]

@xijkix why go through the trouble of killing them when theyre constantly killing each other

[hoparoundme]

@xijkix Haha, stopped... Africans are physically superior as demonstrated to him at the 1936 Olympics in Berlin by Jesse Owens' so he backed off. Also, black people found by Nazis in Europe didn't fare well anyway during the holocaust. Germans have been annexing parts of Africa for years and killing people. They would kill the men and send the women and children into the deserts to die (So they technically didn't kill them). Look them up for a story, they're called the Hottentots.

[hoparoundme]

@xijkix I would like to follow that post by saying that the Germans are some of the most brilliant inventors in the world, and today and in the past have been exemplary in their social behavior and their moral values. Some of the nicest people you could ever meet, and extremely caring. A few people have just made a few bad decisions. Haven't we all?

[thisrecruit1]

Agreed.  The end music makes this video.

[ReadDoug]

this is funny I must say! SMACK

[MiniRampartSK8ER]

this is the funniest thing ever! you guys rock! :)

[ssbatmanss]

thumb up!



[ssbatmanss]

hahahhaha !

i personaly think that rap is for inbreeds and niggers ...

but

BEST RAP BATTLE EVER!!!

if all rap battle were like that i would be a fan

[tokidokilager]

@ssbatmanss i'll see you in hell. :)

[DRec011]

the ending music is what make it hilarious

[DATeenANGER]

I DONT LIKE!>:(

[MyHamsteri]

Funny

[MyHamsteri]

Finny

[HolyFuckDaniel]

Hmmm, so that's what they were saying

[HolyFuckDaniel]

Hmmm

[jackiechanman313]

this is retarded!

[anieee96]

omg! hahahahahahha

[lilshaunstv]

this is stupid

[jackiechanman313]

@lilshaunstv i agree

[joquannez]

i lo

laughed so hard. so hard.

[haroxide]

Hahaha

[warsilver99]

This is awesome..

[OWIIZA2LIVE]

@mrbananamask i am going to kill you you pompous unreliable filthy animalistic creature whom has been undefined and labeled as creature y because creature x was already tooken by @dirtyscrotumpuncher2 you both enjoy intercourse together and maintain a healthy, homosexual relationship in a racist enviornment

[OWIIZA2LIVE]

@dirtyscrotumpuncher2 I will fucking kill you. I will find you and make sure you will not live another day to be a fucking racist.im going to watch your videos now and remember your face and dream of you dying by my hands

[Igotcha06]

@OWIIZA2LIVE Very well said

[mebobbygillis]

I had to laugh out loud at the ending music.....classic.

[dirtyscrotumpuncher2]

I hate black people so goddamn much.

[Nookemis94]

@MrBananaMask Your so cool

[noobietrickster]

that shit is funny

[kenyattabrown30]

racist dumb bitches

[backstabba99]

@kenyattabrown30 lol choclate bar



[moshloops]

Brilliant

[cosmonautiks]

good script, bad reading

[STOPxHACKERS]

he he...white people...

[MrBananaMask]

NIGGERS

[zferguson35]

so thats what they were saying.

[FrivolousShara]

lol! i haven't seen this in years, this is great.

[nonayodamnbussiness]

this is so true...

[Beatles64JL]

Sigmund Freud theorized in some cases the semi conscious mind manifests its repressed desires, therefore this leads me to believe that you sir are indeed the homosexual.

[Ado4life97]

wat the hell is these.

[Paramount7Force]

Its not a proper translation its just bullshit. Good though.

[xtotalfuryx]

In conclusion I would like to leave you with a brief summary of my argument. You are a weak timid and untrustworthy homosexual. Hahahaha

[TH3D1R3CTOR]

LAUGH MY F*CKING ASS OFF!!! thumbed up! i'm dying here!

[bghomedawg]

You have my thumbs up for superior wit :3

[Trepur349]

link to the original rap, lol

[GunsRevivalCA]

It's funny, but its mis-translated, the original doesn't talk about almost all they said here

[StuffsFunny]

Thumbs up if you think the first guy was better than the second guy.

[chochoswagdev]

dont stereotype dem naggers!

[keredoyorra]

lmao...SOO many fitteds on the floor during "fisticuffs"

[peter11772]

Meanwhile in africa..

[Elementer117]

This isn't funny.

[XxGracexXBethelXx]

@Elementer117 Well maybe it is because you do not understand half the things they're saying.

[Elementer117]

@XxGracexXBethelXx

I knew someone would imply that. I understood everything perfectly, but it's just not funny to me. Why is it whenever someone says something isn't funny, another person has to say "You didn't understand it" or "You're not smart enough to get it" in a sad attempt to defend the joke?

It just wasn't funny. Sorry.

The original is far funnier. Not saying this is bad, but it just doesn't appeal to me.

[OMGaPurpleNinja23]

Internet Box Podcast!!!!!!! :D

[unclechicken]

2:53 Fisticuffs!

[MrBilderberg1]

Epic, son!

[lordtalon69]

I tried to listen to the original but it was giving me brain damage so i could not. Well done sir.

[mohamedw99]

IB rofl patrica red face wall wiper and bizzga

[HeadShotOwnage]

I brandish a nine millimeter pistol...

[GenGravyTrains]

INTERNET BOX PODCAST =D

[Soberlateral]

I.... understand this! :D!

[JuggaloGoose816]

love how this version has like 6 times the amount of views of the actual rap battle version lol. this video never gets old, seen it so many times

[metalhead2011fyi]

Is the first rapper wearing a Che Guevara t shirt??!!!

[TroubadourPariahTV]

(>◡<) HAHAHA!!! Still as funny as the first time I saw it!

[cdfox85]

"fellatio was performed forthwith and without explanation"...lost it! XD

[Slagle0216]

i finally understand what their were sayin now, it all makes complete sense. thanks for clearing up the conversation.

[dambers100]

im not racist but this isnt as much funny as it is truthfull

[kurojin97]

Lol that music at the end is the cherry on top of the banana split!!! And a good day to you, too, sir!!!

[statikreg]

epic

[GottJukrapun]

lol

[kkknl]

I like the thumbnail for hip hop battle highlights.

[620sly]

649 people were black

[MrJamdey]

@620sly racist prick

[REALAFYDE106]

Lmao

[lilvin69]

lol

[Supaduck0]

Sirs, my name is Michael Holmes, and I submit that racism and general distaste for members of separate races is an ignorant and unworthy pastime that only degenerates and those without enjoyment in their day-to-day lives perpetuate.

The presence or lack of melanin is no reason to assail eachother.

***

Wassup y'all it's ya boy Mike-Ho, peep dis niggaz and crackaz be the same shit, haterz be triflin. jus cuz the sun keeps us black and the clouds keep dem crack don't mean we gotta beef over it.

[TheRealDaquan]

This is the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life

[unclechicken]

You cant beat a good session of Fisticuffs.

[TheAzureSky1]

I learned a lot of new words from this.

[Kelnar7]

how is this funny when we can't hear what they were actually saying? it would be 10 times more funny if you could hear what they were saying and then it was translated with subtitles or the other way around

[dangerousdrnick]

Look up "Hydrogen vs Boost Original Battle." It's normally on the related videos bar.

[lordtalon69]

@Kelnar7

Nope heard the original and my brain started bleeding. This version is better.

[Deathrepper120]

240p we meet again. 

[FreestyleMethod]

nice translation dude...haha!

[PauliePaul2525]

lyrics????

[pappymcd]

niggas be wild

[cguyrr]

STILL my favorite video on youtube

[kipperisnotsoft]

Sweetj15 your a fucking idiot then

[Exsentric]

speech 100

[sweetj15]

um i dont get it.

[KidNewYork4187]

@sweetj15 lmaoo really?



[sweetj15]

@KidNewYork4187 lol..now i do

[thejcwman]

Epic!!!!!

[FreeExclusiveBeats]

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[DontSweatTech]

hahahhaha I need the lyrics!!!!

[Doshu0007]

Funnnnny! I think this is the third or fourth time I've seen it... STILL FREAKIN HILARIOUS!

[Lionsgrrr]

The oboe (clarinet) was a lovely touch during the fisticuffs, if only they could have hugged instead of punched each other. Love is the answer dawgz.

[MegaWensel]

Hehe, nice video! I would like to see more coming alrighty!

[StallionDragoon]

The music at the end added even more lulz.

[Thekeymaster11]

more then 3 times as many views as the original video>>>>>> lmao



[minto420]

class man

[ElroyAndrew]

CHECK my BEATS

[TheKanethegreat]

thoroughly entertaining these guys are the new weird al

[SRthemonster]

where life is not very comfortable.

[ronjoshua1980]

the video is hillarious but go back a few pages and read some of the comments - now those are funny as hell

[Boricua7276]

WOW!! That was fantastic! the subtle white boy dubbing and verbiage is very much in contrast to the brash actions displayed by the video... and then the fight music added yet another level of hilariousness!!! well done guys!

[nyse413]

This is the funniest thing I ever heard!

[Theirishmyth1]

I like this... Very much.

[ElSatchellDMV]

Ayeeee this funny

[runescapeglicthes]

In conclusion, this video is much more superior in comedy as the original lacks vocabulary. Showing my appreication to the content in this video, I will now like this video.

[gamersxs]

Personally, I find the fact that black people are offended by this video funnier than the video itself.

[Stupendouskidd]

what a qeer

[donnydoyle777]

Doctor, I concur. 

[mizzSHADYgurl]

Lol this is funny i showed this vid to my bros and they found it funny as well

[NARUTO5086]

Nice... love it

[sahdowlord]

theres no rap



[mars1423]

hahahahaah, how cool is it to take piss out of black people

[YurAvrgH8er]

LOL

[Doshu0007]

HILARIOUS !!!! And oh, u black dudes on here... Quit trippin . The video is a parody... Ignore the racist commenters and learn to enjoy and laugh at shit that's funny. Ive seen a white people vid that some black made and it was funny as hell. So relax. You'll live longer. Besides, noone is on that race shit. If they r, their world is way small. If your not liked, chances r it's bec of your character.

So, ENJOY YOURSELF!

sincerely,

Hydrogen

[bambamnigguh]

Wow it's funny how u talk bout it like that yet there's white ppl out there tryin to do wat they were doing but of course they can't caz the only thing they can do is sit around do meth and xomplain about not having n e slaves to do there work for them

NIGGER PRIDE WORLD WIDE

[Underdogpiano]

@bambamnigguh

You are a disgrace to black people and white people..

[benderlikesbeer]

You Sir Are A Weak, Timid, And Untrustworthy Homosexual !

[tkdman360]

both did well but i think ima have to go with hydrogen on this one

[providg]

Typical hunky humor,I hate you motherfkrs

[SuperOnionBread]

@providg Go cry to your mom about it. It's supposed to be a joke, fucking dumbass.

[jwhiteyaknoww]

free hats!

[demblackfeet]

A nigga moment

[wherearewegoing]

All you racist 'homo ignorantus' specimens, please just stfu if you use this video to serve your own purposes. Quite pathetic and I know that it's only because you've had some bad experiences, maybe at home or elsewhere. Rest assure that three years of therapy will make it all better. So stop buying crap at the store to try and fill that void inside of you and go get some help. Hating is too easy and loving is something that really requires an effort so I know why you do what you do, you're lazy

[hounddnuoh]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHH­A OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Samirious88]

the original one is worse than this thats best thing hahaha

[Samirious88]

hahaha stupid fukin yanks ur all the same

[StallionDragoon]

Originality: 10/10

Entertainment Value: 10/10

Overall Score: WIN!

[Drewbinashbin]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha



[GothamCity2100]

wow white ppl love us. To actually take the time to talk about sonething that has nothing to do with you is woooow. White ppl are always curious about black ppl. They Love us but hate to admit it. Dumb fuckin Milky white sour cream honky. Get a life before you lose what u have. Fuckin Pecker Woodz

[3rni3PL]

I can just see all the black people reaching for their dictionaries at the start of 0:15...

[wherearewegoing]

@3rni3PL Looks like they're all black, wouldn't 'people' then suffice? Or are you hung up about the outside appearence of our bodies to categorize people and give them properties of your temporary opinion?

[GothamCity2100]

thats not at all what they meant. you stupid honky, do you u know what these guys would do to you if they knew who you were and where u stay? Lol only behind a conputer my friend haha only behind a computer

[cursedlemon]

@GothamCity2100 lol, shutup stupid

[bf2lover42]

@GothamCity2100 You literally came back to this video a day after you posted that? That's resilience.

By the way, do you even get the concept of a joke? Because I think that the point of this video went way over your head. 17,683 likes versus 640 dislikes kinda prove my point.

[Konkretersoldat]

Finally! Some Sophistication!

Thi