Patton Oswalt--Gay Retards/Alvin & the Chipmunks

[welarge]

b b b SPOON BREAD....haha

patton is amazing

[Ingr9821]

Brilliant. He manages to forge on through the drunks.

[tasteflavored]

douche- do your Christopher Walken

Patton- .......I will

[sanchitchadha]

Hutch and Respawn brought me here :)

[doctender77]

Wow that's a lubricated crowd

[residualbill]

@BrainofJTD Well, it's different when you're actually there. Then it's a good time. When you're watching it on screen like this, and the audience sound levels are so overbearing, then it sucks. The professional footage we see on tv tends to filter/balance it out, not to mention that it's not recorded from inside the crowd, like most amateur clips are. So it's a different ballgame.

[Elandri]

HOLY YES. I've owned that LP since I was 7, and did this all the time. Nice to know someone else did too.

[DarkGladiator64]

Alvin and the Chipmunks hang out with Satan, which proves that they are demonic and not to be listened to

[budqt1]

Haha he should be in a death metal band

[stuco]

not funny at all

[116Bears]

Patton is the only comedian I have ever seen that takes audience requests.

[yamon98]

frat boys ruin everything

[reverendflash]

Having it on LP would mean you could play it as FAST as you want (45, 78). To play a 33rpm LP slower would require having the rare '16' speed. Otherwise, Oswalt would need to have 'The Chipmunk Song' on a 45rpm single so he could play it slow on 33.

[mtszabo]

@reverendflash

Well, unless you spin it manually with your finger....

[doobiesmoke15]

The chipmunk demon was hilarious

[brokenseatbelt]

These guys are wayyyyyy too obnoxiously drunk.

[mastashaker916]

@brokenseatbelt

They should have stopped serving beer after the 7th inning.

[SamAndrew27]

HAHAHA, I lol'ed my ass of about the demon from Alvin and the Chipmunks!!!

[hcabmellaK]

If anyone knows where online to find Patton Oswalt's bit about a lounge entertainer singing "LOVE ON THE ROCKS," please send a message to this YouTube account (hcabmellaK). The bit is so genuinely hilarious.

[mattdstone]

cook E. crumb. "love on the rocks. it's a bitch, baby, it's a goddamn bitch."

-- Feelin Kinda Patton Live

This man is absurdly funny.

[cchainsawc]

1:47* XDDD

[raoulduke12]

@BUNGBUNG to be fair, he was hammered and doing a 3 hour long set asking the audience to yell jokes at him.

[bungbung13131]

hahaha that sounds fuckin awesome

[zaengo]

oh man, i did this in audacity, i was freakin horried!

[EricMetalGuitarist]

That growl is awesome.

[bungbung13131]

i hate the people screaming patton's jokes at him

just let him do his fuckin routine

[getoffofme24]

what does he say at 0:25?

[CodyRicheson]

Spoon bread?

[ThePurplekitteh]

Ladies and gentlemen, this man is the greatest comedian of all time!!!

[bdowden23]

He's certainly one of them. He's tied for me with Louis CK. I cry with laughter listening to these two guys.

[ThePurplekitteh]

I know, right? Although, I think Dane cook is pretty awesome as well. I mean, come on! Isolated Incident was the funniest thing!!!!!

[JoeyBagODonuts612]

you're gay. dane cook blows

[zep123dmc]

ah yes Louis CK is the funniest guy Ive heard, not to mention Mitch Hedberg...

[existenceisrelative]

Please, mention Mitch Hedburg!

[zep123dmc]

lol technically i did mention mitch hedberg when i wrote his name in my comment

[existenceisrelative]

Well, I suppose I would prefer a direct mention. As opposed to a "not mention". While both are technically mentions, a direct mention invites others to think about the subject. While not mentions do the same, they pretend not to. And I don't care too much for those subversive "not mentions". I prefer my mentions right out in the open! Sort of, "voyeuristic mentions" if you will.

[WaitingforGuiteau]

I hate nothing more than an audiences that demand comedians spout the same thing they've memorized from last year. Comedians have new material and are artists, let them give you new things.

[djalfi]

and i hate nothing more than YOU

[WaitingforGuiteau]

The high school ownage, it is amazing. I have been shamed off the internets.

[DejectedPanda]

Idiots yelling out the name of old bits. What a horrible crowd.

[aha45]

crowd sucks ass

[myukili]

I guess you had to be there... and drunk.  :\

[myukili]

..because this is not funny.

[mrdo4funandWtrabbit]

pa pa pa spoon bread? what does he mean?

[djalfi]

he means shut the fuck up and grow some balls you homo

[johnlaneiscool]

i hate all of the hecklers in the audience. they ARE ANNOYING DOUCHEBAGS.

[Humanure22]

hahahahm Patton wins

I am laughing harder than I have in a long time, literally in tears rolling around on my bed

Best comedian ever

[phizgp]

I second that!

[salmaboon]

Apples :D

[salmaboon]

*Appuws :D

[150133]

that crowd is soo annoying. Damn hecklers...

[xcodytattoosx]

for real, they're yelling requests at him like he's gonna play free bird or something.

[TrojanLarsen]

Wow, literally in tears right now!

[p2pjoe]

"the ninth level" lol XD

[ToruKun1]

I have that LP, too. XDD

[ThreePuttinDude]

LOL, this guy's great

[cleeeea]

hahahahahhahaha!

[vir123456]

"Naturally" lol

[MrPsychic8472]

I actually had that LP when I was little. It was great, I used to spin it around on the record player, and it was exactly like that!

[vdubmerc3]

Patton Oswalt just referenced Dante's Inferno, nice.

[residualbill]

awesome but the drunk dickheads in the audience ruined it.

[NyimaWongchuk]

sound isn't sync'd... That always gets under my skin

[SBV123]

It is, you just need to put &fmt=18 on the url.

[frollun2]

thats hilarious.

[theeponym]

lol

I had that LP and did the very thing.

[NashKato]

People who yell out stupid shit during stand-up routines should have their god damned faces smashed in with a fire hydrant.

[qben9354]

tell me about it. i hope the miss everything funny and die angry

[magicmanyea]

@NashKato He takes joke requests dude thats why everyone is shouting out shit lol

[mokora]

@NashKato Afire hydrant? Why not a grain thresher?

[JaquiPaige]

I really want that LP now

[Shotgunnova]

LOL

[SBV123]

The audio/video will match up if you put fmt=18 onto the end of the url.

[ismite123]

the top 5 people i have ever heard in my lifetime.brian regan being #1

[54spiritedwill54]

terrifying. haha

[ToastmachineIdiot]

LOLOLLL!

That chipmunks bit is awesome!

Where was this, anyway?

[ccisbeast]

rofl that's so fucking funny!!!!

[Mariamousie]

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. Holy cow. Alvin and the chipmunks meet the exorcist. xD

[CommunistFury]

rofl

[elcynic619]

Wait... I was at this show! Funny as all hell.

[MrPsychic8472]

Oh my God, that was the funniest thing I've ever seen, I couldn't breathe cause I was laughing so hard.

[mf0rz]

He's recorded. People, why don't you get it?

[thEannoyingE]

that was freaky Devil dave!

[wceagle4life]

How the hell does he do that voice at the end?

[Brian3219]

Microphone effects.

[hendrixonlsd]

mic effects?

lol

[kidaloha]

if you hold the mic close to your mouth it will distort, especially if you talk loud and your mic can't handle the volume.

[royalfowey]

Its called the "proximity effect" ...the closer the mic to the source, the higher the bass response.

[fulltruth]

But isn't everybody dumb on youtube?

[KoroOutbreak]

I like Patton Oswalt but his fucking fratboy fans are the most irritating people on the planet. Just get alcohol poisoning and die already.

[unpoppy]

David Cross is a terrible excuse for comedian, so please don't confuse him with Patton. CIAO !

[troyehenry1]

Wow your fucking dumb

[5amGordon]

they are both funny ------_____-------

[bassist916]

Are you crazy? Their material and demeanor are very similar to the point that I actually got into Patton because I liked David Cross so much. What makes Cross so bad in your books anyway? Bottom feeding comics as far as I'm concerned are guys like Larry the Cable Guy, George Lopez, Carlos Mencia etc.

[vaskar1]

You said ciao.... Dude... GAy..

[miketaggart138]

That sounds more like David Cross than Patton Oswalt. I think maybe it is.

[rimshotrulz]

the video doesn't match the audio

[cocephus]

I'm a huge Bill Hicks fan, but as far as I know, on the 8 or so albums I have, he never did a bit about Alvin and the chipmunks- as was said before, he did do the Satan voice and quote Dante, but Patton himself has said that he's a huge Bill Hicks fan. I'm sure he's just developing his own jokes from Hick's line of humor.

[Raven9940]

LOL that is awesome! I can't understand what he's saying in the satan voice though. Can somebody translate?

[tigermoth]

something like THEDORE!! SIMON!!! ALVIN!!! ALVIN???!?!? ALLLLVVVIIIINNN!!!!

[punchcar]

What's even more screwed is they made a 'chipmunks sings the beatles' LP. that was a bong trip slowed down....lol. they had a lot of Albums that weren't just Christmas ones.

[9ner]

Wow. i fell off my chair laughing.

[jojomehndi]

OH MY FUKING GOD!! Im crying Im laughing so hard!!

[sillylittlehil]

Oh my god I almost died laughing about the Alvin and The Chipmunks Xmas Record...I so have that record and SOOOO have to try that! Hahahaha

[nonew3]

OMG I just about died laughing! LMAO!

[novice8814]

It's true! I had the album. We did it on 16 r.p.m.. David Seville was satan!

[Samtheheretic666]

terrifying. hahah

[wiglaugh]

HAHAHAHAHA! Patton Oswalt is the SHIT!

[GintaLover99]

Holy shit, man!!! Demon!! lol

[GintaLover99]

know what? SHUT THE FUCK UP! He's just a (ha-fucking-larious) comedian so calm down already!!! (lol...this wouldn't be the time to say that my e-mail is simeon_the_chipmunk@(something you don't need to know).cm

[TubbyTheChicken]

the alvin and the chipmonks part was so funny.

[blampow]

Bill Hicks did this in the exact same words.

[friendlier]

My next point.

[derbomber86]

no he didn't, that was the fevered egos sucking satan's cock, not a slowed down alvin and the chipmunks record

[blampow]

I'm not sure what you mean, but I'm sure I heard Hicks do this routine, describing it as his "favorite christmas memory", and even used the expression "demon from the ninth circle of hell." Admittedly I can find no evidence, and am bored with trying. Anyone else have a source?

[bunnyrunner]

Bill Hicks did indeed use the same technique to emulate Satan's voice, but the fact is, if you ever play around with a microphone, it's only a matter of time before you'll do this voice too. At least once. And Patton's description of Dave Seville as a "demon from the ninth level of traitors and murderers" is not a ripoff of Bill Hicks' "demon from the ninth circle of hell". They are both quoting from the same source; Dante's Inferno. They're just being literate.

[blampow]

No, no, I don't mean Hicks' frequent roaring noises, and I don't mean the Dante quote in itself. I mean, Hicks did this act, describing slowing down the Chipmunks' Christmas record as his favourite childhood christmas memory. He acted out the voices, he did the "AAAALVVIIIN" thing, he used the Dante quote.

If noone else agrees with me, it's possible I got an Oswalt mp3 mislabelled as Hicks, but I'm pretty sure I heard Hicks doing other typical bits alongside it.

[twh115]

Hmm, I have every Hicks' CD and every book (why yes, I am a fan...how'd ya guess). Nope, no Chipmunks bit.

[blampow]

Seriously? Guess I got a mislabeled Oswalt mp3 then.

[friendlier]

I heard this guy was so funny, but really, it's just the same old straight guy shit. Americans get dumber and dumber...

[PottyVsEarth]

FUCK YOU

[PottyVsEarth]

Friendlier, the garbage you post is some of the lamest crap I've ever wasted my time viewing. You insult Americans and straight people over a light hearted clip intended to make people smile and laugh? You are truly a piece of worthless crap. I've never hated queers before, but thanks for your inpiration!

[friendlier]

Never hated fags until one of them had an opinion, yeah? Go listen to your Plasmatics and Gwar records, you tired old piece of punk rock shit.

[PottyVsEarth]

Wow you seem angry! Does you butt hurt?

[jakebass74]

i hate to be picky but gwar is metal. i know a some gay people, and they would all know that. so you suck.

[indieabby88]

That almost made me wet my pants. Hope you're happy.

[mrm98115]

The chipmunk bit is my favorite too -- I cried from laughing too hard!

[buffness80]

Don't get me wrong, I love Patton, he's funny as hell. But how can this chipmunk bit be your "favorite ever"? It's hardly funny and I barely cracked a smile. I love his bit about the homeless guy that does open mic night at a comedy club, haha. Check that one out if you haven't seen it.

[Sandbagger300]

Black Angus steak I think is his funniest joke.

[neuroxcore]

It's funny as hell but you're right about the nutcase at the open mic at the comedy club.

[xenogilmsz]

though hilarious, video not in sync with sound.

[italyjerry]

pattons album is honestly my all time favorite comedy routine. the chipmunk bit made me actually cry.

[Gabzthevamp]

I cried from laughter too!

[RedIce08]

the audience is soo fucking annoying

[sonofthesheriff1]

lmfao...Patton is GOD !

[ShinTofu]

There is such a thing as a crowd being into the performance... And then there is this bullshit. People, just shut the fuck up and laugh. This isn't some goddamned house party.

[jccw227]

Oh man, that was funny!

[deej7]

Patton is the funny! I shart my pants forever in laughingter!

[ir1337]

The chipmunk bit is one of my all time favorite comedy bits, but this audio is terrible. I've heard it on XM with good audio, and it about made me drive off the road.

[Fairia]

ROFL LMAO, the chipmunk bit was great!

[JAStewart]

Patton is the best.