Robert Newman as Jarvis in Dependence Day

[2011nomorelies]

Having 'befriended' an 'hereditary peer' (my Mum was head housekeeper at an 'exquisite stately home' for many years), may I assure you that Jarvis is in no way representative of our 'landed gentry'. And I'm not lying either ...although he did have an identical 'smoking jacket', Bentley, and a cigarette holder...hmmmmmmm!

[80Days]

Jarvis - the master of deviancy. Very funny!

[jackjude]

This 'man' is a disgrace, everything he mentions is about or alluding to sex, fancy admitting to such grossness in front of an audience.

[mithaearon]

@jackjude Yeah I agree with you, now I don't want to come over all Mary Whitehouse but....ooooh god.

[jackjude]

...the poster above is rightfully appalled, but this toxic drivel effects them so virulently; that mid-sentence they embark impulsively on a suggestive and lewd flight of fancy at the mention of an erotically chaste moral arbiter of taste - it is this precise mode of transmission and trigger, between Jarvis and his target which is most alarming. In the intervening 17 years have we not witnesses the moral decay of this society? Now, I don't want to come all over Richard Littlejohn but...oh goddd

[johnjerrard]

thank you for this, brought back memory of my youth

[Rhademanthus]

I love this skit and the song at the end SLAYS me.

[BountyHunter233]

time to go crusing again

[middenrat]

never without an orange, myself. One never knows when one has a hour to kill in a vacated young ladies bedchamber... that's the last thing etc etc

[JekyllBoote]

Dear old Jarvis. This makes me quite nostalgic for the good old John Major days!