The Crucial Man: Art Appreciation

[koolkat534]

ROTFL!!!! "artistic photos of my aunt" "Help Me"

[CaptainFluffy6644]

I draw frequently and consider myself a good artist, I know many artistic-minded girls

If you show any appreciation for a black square I can guarantee you, you will look like a moron.

Art is subjective yes, but the only thing a black square can symbolise is how pathetic and gullible some people can be.

[mrsbarrybadass12]

the description says- "Jon learns that a photo of his dead grandmother isn't art, no matter how beautiful she may look" that's fucking disrepectful.. y'all some fuck heads

[nickjin00]

Jarrett's cute :)

[BeyondInfinium]

Gabrus is funny whenhe's NOT doing the crucial man

[dadeskr]

The majority of 'contempory art' is rubbish. Art is not about 'intention', that is a terrible idea. And 'anyone could have done it' is definately true about contempory art, so what if we didn't and the artist did. That technically means I can define anything I want as art, absolutely anything. My entire life is a work of art. Art requires some skill or talent otherwise it is NOT art, writing your name on a urinal is not art, it's just shit.

[PesarTarofi]

this is missionary with three condoms on, loll

[MooxSensei]

hOLY CRAP THAT GUY IS SO FUCKING HOT, I WISH HE WOULD JUST SHUT UP I WANT TO RAPE HIS HOT ASS SO BAD.

[demonx200]

you scare me

[MooxSensei]

@demonx200

I was just trying to prove a point. I see so many comments about how the chick is "so hot" and how these guys would 'do so many things to her' that I thought I'd try some role reversal. In no way do I find rape sexy.

[demonx200]

Ok , it just sounded... a little blunt. I've seen lots of people post sexual things, but never one quite so unnerving.

[395276]

@MooxSensei your intention had a good concept, but the delivery just killed it

[TMurphProductions]

if those last two are art then i hav every reason to not appreciate tht bitch doesnt no wat shes talk about, a fucking black square? and the toilet she is sayin cuz they wantd to display a toilet its artistic but NOT ITS FUCKIN NOT

[395276]

@TMurphProductions wow, you should be a legitimate art critic

[dadeskr]

Yeah it's a sad world when a black square and a urinal count as art... complete lack of any skill or imagination. My dog could do better. Damn.

[mythov85]

the guy is hilarious... really. It lead to my dungeon and dragon movement.

[ChefTokyo]

woh she looks like Mila Kunis

who more attractive to you lexi or jarrett?

[SourSeayow626]

cute artsy girl is cute and artsy.

[ratgirl407]

Haha even though I knew every piece of art that was shown they were all ones I absolutely hated to learn about in class.

[kimilu1]

i used to hate these but now i kinda like them....scary right

[Alexandurs]

boring

[comachow]

Rofl I'm watching all of these now, I actually these. o.O

[tvaddictman]

ive started to actually watch these videos, they're actually useful

[Pablos420]

@tvaddictman yeah same at first i wanted to knife that fat fuck and rape that sexy lexi but after a few there actually pretty useful hahaha

[ChannelFresh]

I first watched this new series and thought it was cock, however on second view I really like this shit, don't get how that works but I've come around.

[specialworks10]

lexis hot

[JJakaThaNiitemare]

THE CRUCIAL WOMAN would be hawtttt

[TheTauren13]

Oh, Ill help her...

[OneWhoRunsWthZombies]

Gabrus is funny. Check him out in the All Nighter: Bathroom Attendent skit. =Funny. I like how she tries to compare a black square to wild sex.

[kwamo92]

jarrett is so cute! and lexy is hot!

[clintkyksa]

I just love her voice. Scratchy is sexy.

[Cactuar182]

Lexi is hot and attractive.

[gazm2k5]

If it wasn't for her this show would suck more than it already does.

[TMurphProductions]

tht black square was not art! i thot crucial man was bad, bu not this awful!

[sesyyammber]

wanna find a fellow who can satisfy my needs... Lol.

[dangermous1968]

His problem is a cocaine induced bad mood with a need to take it out on everyone else that gives him attention...lol

[ShazzlovesJohnny]

Not good compared to other Collage Humor videos. Although the comments of people arguing over a video is quite comical.

[mojache3]

the guy could use a good phillips :P

[Releaf231]

I don't know how much Phillips paid College Humour just to put this crap...but I can't believe that College Humour is that short...

[goldragon988]

Where do think they get the money to destroy office equipment from?

[toilet1029]

im seriously thinking about un-subbing from college humor just because of this shit

[wkret]

this one doesn't even have a hot bitch in it... disaster

[rainbowsmakemecry]

This video makes me not want to touch anythin by Philips Norelco.

btw @ chipmunkjohn i agree with u.

"Oh, and Lexie should make porn. "

[Cycloud]

BTW The museum curator looks like shes 15/18 or something .... o.o;

[Cycloud]

This is a black square, its worth 3 mil,

and this is a upsidedowntoilet. which is worth 5 mil. :)

[Lyckojazz]

This was the first Crucial Man I've ever bothered to watch until the end... It really does contain some pretty crucial info about understanding art.

[moowman]

i like this, good ideas!

[7xXSE7ENXx7]

This is depressing, why should someone have to tell you how to think about art or anything else for that matter? You should say this, do that, think this. Art is there for you to make up your own opinion like everything. And that black square was a pile of shit. Americans all fall into this sheepish copy cat behaviour. If your of younger age please heed this warning. THINK FOR YOURSELF DO NOT BE ONE OF THE MASSES. Your welcome.

[rogums]

Your taking his seriously?...College HUMOR

[classicorion]

jarrett gregory is totally beautiful

[chipmunkjohn]

THE CRUCIAL MAN IS NOT FUNNY STOP IT.

Oh, and Lexie should make porn.

[nina3sakura]

she really should.

[thisispoopy]

2:42 - 3:06 is pretty funny.

[bradwolf07]

There is a piece of music that is a few minutes of silence where whatever noise the audience makes is what the music is... Gotta love College, right?

[lilross2k6]

yeah i saw that...what a fuckin joke. wish i woulda "wrote" that

[antonioromero209]

actually i learned some pretty good stuff

[TheDayIsNotLost]

Oh, I'll help you, Lexi.

[Tryffelsvampen]

why are these getting so low rates? These are pretty funny :D

[marceloBOY10]

because of hackers and the quality of the vid...below standards realy

[cenia3003]

jake and amir commercial yay!

[044047]

This show should be canceled already... I can see CH guys making fun of this in future videos.

[vincent10kd]

That thing he said about him being rejected a bunch leading into him playing Dungeons and Dragons was pretty funny though.

[feind232]

both of the chicks on that show are pretty fucking hot

[IllogicalGenious]

Different strokes for different folks. This isn't that bad of a series. Not my favourite of CollegeHumor, but BleepBloop can be equally as lame at times. Give them a break, it is general knowledge that every guy should know. I bet there are at least 30 bachelors out there that learn something from these videos.

[b33jal]

FAIL!

[PedtheFox]

LOOOL 3:36

"Help me"

[jefferyklassen]

why would anyone want to watch some guy being cute and trying t flirt with a girl. its not funny its fukking stupid...it does not fulfillthe roll of laughter

[jefferyklassen]

crucial man sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

[Schmidt54]

yes, crucial man is fail. the best thing in it is the ad for philips.

[dancerlegs14]

I wonder if guys actually take this stuff seriously....

[kylemartin55]

Its not too bad, but i agree that Crucial Man has to go.

[Xero933]

can i fuck lexy? Also stop hating guys, this is entertaining.

[nozerty]

It would be cool if the dude didn't throw in so many retarded jokes and it wasn't on a humor channel.

[Ramsez]

Why only two stars??? This girl is one of the hottest girls i've ever seen!!! Wtf??

[JSdodgem37]

FAIL

[LeStatC14]

is there a way to get all the collage humor vids without getting these stupid crucial man videos??????????

[ashkii007]

okay why does it look like this guy never showers?

[famezo12FUHQ]

College humor only has a few good things they post. I wish I could block/filter these STUPID crucial man videos since they are frickin retarded and I'm a GIRL!

[bbaconb3]

what is wrong with this? I hate crucial man. They need to stop

[BrennanBB]

I effing hate getting this shit since I am subscribed to CH!

[Adamiskew]

YOU SUCK! CRUCIAL MAN!

[freelander]

If you want to get crazy technical, it's a Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren.

[TechnicCreations]

0:43 Mercedes McLaren SLR XD

[pimpmyshoppingcart]

not to be a jerk but its Mercedes SLR McLaren

[1988SurajB]

art's great... it's just contemporary artists, especially young british artists atm, who suck. Tracy emin? what a joke.

[FridayFightsBack]

for all those of you who are saying art sucks and all that, fuck off

[TheFlow666]

Art is retarded.

[crephotos]

Yeah, posting stupid comments on youtube is much more productive than painting, cooking, filming, etc.

[TheFlow666]

Exactly, because I get rich buy doing that, and the guy who drew a pitchblack square didn't get a cent for that.

[crephotos]

art isn't about money

[TheFlow666]

I give you that, but they still sell those paintings, and there are people who buy them for a lot of money...

How a black square which every 4 year old child could have drawn can be considered art just isn't clear to me.

[shufk77]

i like this series.

Fuck, dont watch them if you dont...

[bitmap]

me 2 man. Great things to have!

[zachariaha14]

fuck the crucial man

[Pimkins]

Loved it. Laughed so hard at the "Dungeons and Dragons-movement"

[UNIpanthers12]

Anyone else noticed how crappy these video are doing... I DID! they are not college humor quality, they are very boring.

[ZbassDJ]

nyone else noticed how ignorent u are!?

stop watching them!!!

[UNIpanthers12]

First, learn how to spell.

I can type what I want, when I want. College Humor has WAY better stuff out there.

[ZbassDJ]

CH has better stuff??? Dude, it's not about what CH has to offer, it's about what you like to watch. There are things that are even funnier than CH!

And as you say, You can type what you want, but you'll still be an ignorant Youtuber...

Follow my advice, simply stop watching them!

PS: I can write well enough, grammar nazi... THIS IS CALLED THE INTERWEB, alright???

[simplybusby]

word

[UNIpanthers12]

Ignorant... Your making yourself look ignorant right now. You can't force people to like what you do. This is the second one I have watched and I don't like them, so yes I will not be watching them. Look around I am not the only person who dislikes it now am I. Get over it, it is a VIDEO stop throwing a fit like your a little kid.

[ZbassDJ]

Besides ignorant, you are stupid... Please take a dictionary and search for the word: ignorance. Not knowing what I can do and can do not isn't called ignorance... i call you ignorant because you don't understand subtle jokes.

When you see people disliking so much this video, why do you want to make sure you think just like everyone else? I'm not forcing anyone, I'm giving you advice! I'll stop arguing right now...

[wbrycem]

Wtf are you talking about ZbassDJ?

[UNIpanthers12]

So not liking those kind of jokes makes me stupid.... Arguing your the one taking low blows by saying i'm ignorant and stupid get over yourself. IT IS A VIDEO.

[ElementalSigma]

stfu and gtfo this crucial man shit sucks get over it you fuckin idiot. and this is not about what unipanthers12 likes to watch its about you being an idiot and making a big deal of it.

[soymilkakira]

i love the placement of the quotation marks when he said artistic XD

[obstaclecorse]

That curator is kinda hot in a weird way. I'd appreciate her art any time. The female body is the most beautiful art in the world.

[KrazyKain]

yeah.. black square.. thats freaking art alright...

and an upside down urinal... of course!

what a load of crap

[Flaargleberry]

I think if collegehumor keeps posting these videos they will lose a fairly large portion of their subscribers who can't be bothered to just ignore it...

[Ramozof]

starting with me

[mubutukinkeke]

Hasn't Collegehumor noticed how poorly these videos are being rated, especially when almost all their other vids are 5 stars? I'm sure there's a ton of people that would want to see this kind of video, but i don't think CH subscribers are generally included there. I preferred it when CH wasn't getting paid by sponsors for everything they did...their videos were just as funny back then, if not better...

[Invaldi]

I don't think it's meant to be ridiculously funny.

[SgtLion]

Eh, I dun' really like. Will ignore these videos from now on :3.

[dillzy1986]

unsubscribed

[MarciusWhithood]

Unsubscribed.

[RisingEidolon]

get rid of this shit

[Mountaindewdudezxcvb]

This series is horrible. eiher get rid of it or put it on a seperate channel

[Amadman114]

im wid you

[Mandalorx10]

There getting payed BIG!

to put this shit on here i'm afraid :3

So if we want our Jake and Amir We need to deal with this shit :(

[Mountaindewdudezxcvb]

Jake and amir are butt buddies. They suck!

[dumbacrew]

No one's forcing you to watch it

[plasticPlaystation]

this series arent funny

[stabdabunni]

Hey, to everyone that's threatening to unsubscribe; when I'm watching a show i don't like, i just change the channel. I don't cancel my cable subscription. Stop your whining. if you don't like this certain show, then just open the video, close it and it will be out of your subscription box. Takes about five seconds. You dont have to bitch about it, and you'd basically be getting rid of something that you get for free

[893165009]

Are these jokes?? Showing that no one actually cares about this stuff. I think the only crucial man thing they should of had was Dressing to impress cause you know the ladies love a man who can dress.

[AnonUser504]

The idea of crucial man is to show how retarded it is.

[AnonUser504]

As in, that's why CH posts it, the guy himself is serious.

[killian32]

ill second all the threats of unsubbing, this guy wrecks my head, and everyone elses by the look of it!!!!!!!!!! NOT FUNNY

[suttersmax]

The Crucial Man contrasts extremely badly with the rest of CH's content. Get rid of it NAO.

[DarkSteele]

I agree. I mean, I guess there is a niche for this but college humor really isn't the venue. They should have at least created a sub-channel we could unsub from.

[marealowe]

I am SERIOUSLY thinking of unsuscribing because of this shit, and its sad bc i love jake and amir, but you need to be punished for this.

[ejbot]

exactly!

[Th3Coog]

Take this off COLLEGE HUMOR or I PROMISE YOU I WILL UNSUBSCRIBE!

[ejbot]

dude seriously i hate this its so boring

[ir0ckfartz]

ahhh you're all talk stfu

[sblackandblue]

booooring

[alexrempel12390]

Lol. Woman's rights.

[ElectronicCukie]

CH.... take them off..

[10kblades]

Wow 2/5 stars average! Thats terrible!

[ResentfulButtocks]

"Crucial Man"... huh?

Another show that teaches men how to fake their way into a woman's pants.

Depressing, pathetic, enraging.

[nozerty]

Is it a pair of buttocks that are resentful towards something? Am I resentful for not obtaining said pair of buttocks? Is it a pair of buttocks at all, or is it a large group of buttocks that are all resentful towards a person, thing, or idea?

I have so many questions...

[kittygirl792]

What is the point of his co-hostess being there?

[Clazzy8]

That dude was on 30 Rock... haha

[tyfighter18]

that chicks cute, who is she?

[RANDOMLYxME]

College Humor..

These are terrible.

Stop making them!

[ulmwarrior]

they get paid to make this shit crap so they can show the awseome crap

[jkloea]

bad

[arragoth]

Jarrett Gregory can tell all she wants about art...wow.

[OverHedge99]

why is everyone acting like such an ass? If you don't want to see Crucial Man, then don't watch it! Stop trying to kill it for those of uswho actually enjoy it!

[OCDavoh]

@OverHedge99 b/c ppl who subscribe to CH are used to/ expect a certain type of humour. when they see something that is more clever in, i guess a traditional sense, they arent going to like it. not always though, i enjoy all things CH especially the crucial man.

[OverHedge99]

@OCDavoh

I understand why people might not like it. That isn't the question. My question is why people feel the need to comment on a show only to leave negative comments?

[LordExarKun]

It's called feedback.

[OverHedge99]

No, feedback pertains to the content.  This is simply people who feel that their narrow-mindedness and resentment are things that demand to be displayed on the internet. And why not? It's not like anyone's going to punish you for being an ass on the world wide web

[OCDavoh]

sorry, i misunderstood. it is b/c ppl like to voice their opinion , no matter how ridiculous or childish, it a beautiful thing in a weird way. look around youtube, random hate is everywhere. i guess some ppl know that if enough negative "feedback", if u want to call it that, is generated they wont have to see this anymore. plus, ppl can be much more harsh and abrupt online than in real life.

[thatguywiII]

Wow the ratings is 2* are CH blind?

[bradd1212]

i guess money makes people blind. (they are getting payed for this)

[Rosemoon98]

not funny!!!

[Erno181]

don't comment they're gettin monies from comments and views of the crucial man

[chirico61093]

woah good job, u jus gav money

[TomWojtk]

this still hasn't been cancelled? WTF collage humor, get on that will ya!!!

[sickbasterd123]

This show is the only one that the college humor fans seems to detest. lol

[gnovakIII]

HOW about making a crucial man episode on TALKING TO WOMEN... I believe most of the nerd herd here would have an interest in such rather than art appreciation...

[belaistbela]

How about just try and learn from your errors. There's no pattern, no right and wrong for communication because everyone reacts differently.

[comfortablesofa]

not funny and a black square is a black square.

[ChasinBoppola]

this show is good, but like coromaster said, this isnt funny. sorry collegehumor...

[coromaster]

The site/channel is called collegeHUMOR. It seems to me that this crucial man videos are nowhere near funny enough to be on this channel.

[popcorn10124]

dude. if you were offered money to stick this on your channel no matter how bad you think it is, you would too.

[coromaster]

True, I would. But then again, I don't generate anywhere near as much revenue as CH does, so I'm desperate for cash. They shouldn't be this desperate. Plus, I really wouldn't mind so much if they attempted to throw in even a little more humor, smart or stupid.

[popcorn10124]

its a little funny, just not upfront. but i see where youre coming from. and i should really shutup since before the crucialman videos start i hit the 1star button :D

[Bellingham1997]

then again, humour is diverse and certain people find this funny. Keep your unschooled opinions to yourself. Cheers,

[Sangasan2]

five stars for dnd movement

[breezyfish]

Everyone gives such low ratings, but I think they are great.

5/5

[morine111]

The host is on "30 Rock" as one of the writers of the show Liz Lemon (Tina Fey) is in charge of.....so obviously he's doing something right. I like the Crucial Man. He's funny, and there are some good lessons.

[TetraPack]

haha I've noticed him on 30 rock too :D

Altho I'm not a fan of crucial man, he was good in 30 rock.

[classicpenset]

10/10!

[freshfishbowl]

To be honest, i think The Crucial Man is funny. It's the subtle comments and witty remarks that make it fun to watch. It's not in your face humor, which is a change for CH. But come on guys, about the Phillips thing...if you were offered a crap load of cash to make a 3 min video with their name in it for half a second, wouldn't you do it...don't answer, i know you would.

[Ayowta]

well said

[c0gentman]

This was extra funny because I have a degree in Art and I play Dungeons and Dragons.

[Hawdkoah]

It's a grim day when I care more about the artwork in a Colleghumor video than the actual jokes.

[verduras]

Awh, Jarrett is cute. :3