Merton's Guinness World Records 2011 improv piano songs!

[MUSICisPOISON]

"I probably did not speed up this video." with the high pitched piano sound was awesome

[alexandra101player]

better then rebecca black ;)

[Latvian1boy]

cmon he have better skill then that record maker! Record breaker

[MultiSooWoo]

i talked to mrton an hour ago i swear he was on chat roulette!

[Blaaa348]

"wait that was the world record for cup stacking".......several epic fails and some notes to make the moment more dramatic, thumbs up to you my friend

[unseenvision1]

"I'm fine! I'll be fine I just need to find number 1786!"

[bolipichi1]

ur freakin amazing merton! absolutely hilarious \

[ericsantiago011]

he is a guy from chatroulette... the one who making fun for his chatmates..lol

[AndreaKChen]

OMG!!! hahah

[iamthejuggler]

The mouth tune is great. Shame he got grossed out and stopped it :(

[EleCtroPlaneT99]

Discusting

[SumptuousNails]

o jeez when he's cup stacking the low notes sound high.... so easy to tell that he speed up the video!!!

[Tale0fTheTape]

@SumptuousNails you are a monumental idiot.

[SumptuousNails]

@Tale0fTheTape Hey.... just pointing out the obvious. Sheesh.

[CaylaJewel01]

Imagine the guy with the big mouth kissing someone...He would attack your face!

[oliver18754]

@HundredYard

You suck at sucking in the sucking insults. Stop sucking YouTube comments and give YouTube a blog job.

[poissonCHA1]

hooo i love u merton ! :P

[therockdiiva]

LOL

[iAmirx]

2:17 = Smells like teen spirit?

[XboxPhantom]

the cups are still stacked just not by the cup stacking regulations. o-O

[sarajiou28]

this guy isnt ben folds.. ben folds dosent have blue eyes like merton... i love them both. also if you look closer they dont look the same.. just saying. ps. i love the part where he does the speed stacking! haha he isnt even making a stacked triangle.. its more like just putting them on top of each other haha :) diffidently a thumbs up for me

[rolandberndt123]

ilove you merton merton4ever

[SteBATW]

how meny fools think he is ben folds give me a thumbs down ,he clearly is not ben folds u morons

ae86dude,fool number 1

[Facapalca]

sos un genio

[KingUDERZO]

LOL

[ae86dude]

I swear that this guy is Ben Folds

[commenterofsorts]

@ae86dude His names Merton. He has a channel here on YouTube and does Piano Improv of different things. On his channel it has him on Chat Roulette, he's pretty good ! Cept idk if I'd personally wanna go on there. You might just get a surprise incounter *wink* (Ahem...jerkoffs..*cough*)

[ae86dude]

@commenterofsorts I know who Merton is, it's just that he seems suspiciously a lot like Ben Folds; I mean like voice, facial structure, glasses.

[commenterofsorts]

@ae86dude Come to think of it ... >.> Hmm yeah he does

[kwrkrlz]

2:00 WTF

[MrManofdahour]

lol "um lol. now its grandmas 104th birthday"

[starbuckspoet93]

The woman with all the Mickey Mouses seriously disturbs me 0_o

[GameReviewerSnow]

Merton Ruleez!

[klmstars]

Steven Tyler's is still bigger. Just Sayin

[HundredYard]

@klmstars Interesting how you contradicted the purpose of the apostrophe s contraction by writing the shortened word again following his name. I shall call it... stupidity!

[klmstars]

@HundredYard Interesting how you're a FAGGOT!!!!

[HundredYard]

@klmstars Your lack of creativity and mimicry shows respect for the manner in which I insulted you. Whatever you think I am, you're worse.

[klmstars]

@HundredYard I think you're just upset because you missed a few periods.

[10finaldays]

@HundredYard "Steven Tyler's [mouth] is still bigger." Word in square brackets was implied making the apostrophe use correct. Had he just said "Steven Tyler is still bigger" (as you assumed it should be) the meaning would be different and not what kimstars intended. Stop being a pedantic twat when you're the only one showcasing their stupidity.

[HundredYard]

@10finaldays Nice words, but you're a little slow to be using a thesaurus.

[exodian92]

@HundredYard

You are also retarded.

They obviously weren't saying that Steven Tyler is still bigger, they were saying Steven Tyler's [mouth] is still bigger. With the apostrophe s used to denote possession. L2Grammar

[HundredYard]

@exodian92 Interesting that you think he meant mouth. I shall call it... stupidity!

[exodian92]

@HundredYard

Wow how on earth could you possibly think it isn't anything but that. Steven Tyler is known for having a large mouth, and there is a record for world's largest mouth.

I shall call it... BAD TROLLING!

[HundredYard]

@exodian92 Lol'd. You suck at sucking.

[lovjordan1996]

I love how when the guy with the big mouth came up, he stops playing and's all like, 'oh no! no of eww!'

[JadeePanda]

"now it's grandmas 104'th birthday, you think sparky would have some respect" got me

[alisha700]

I loved the bit urm... ALL OF IT ...

OMG I also love the cup stacking;

Thats it thats the record, Watch this..

[SprayedToTheBone]

Wow this guy is pure awesomeness! Merton rocks

[Dicd179x]

Wow steven =D

[jamzog]

88 people owned those balloons, and really wanted them back... :(

[RickyPayneTV]

If you dislike this video enough to give it a thumbs down,. then you have some serious lack of joy in your heart.

[LuvableBaka]

@Distance9240 They didn't. Merton didn't know the records or the people and he improvised that. xD

[longdali82]

HAHAHAHA I loved his reaction when the guy stretched his mouth

[AndreaKChen]

Merton is awesome :D

[evnbrw]

He's f*cking awesome...said the dog

[poopinmolly]

he's the greatest

[flighting1]

lol when i was arund 9 6 years ago i did cup stacking. that boy doesnt really look all that fast but i do know that i can do the rotation in like 8 seconds or so

[sparce6]

haha the cup stacking one was the best

[dannyyuwu]

world record for.....smallest dick in the world on chatroulette!?!?

[jakovasour]

@dannyyuwu You're not funny, stick to masturbating.

Cats.

[wweadx2]

2:11 is it me or does that beat sound like smells like teen spirit?

[norbiwlodii]

Brad pit ?;p

[Leekduck]

NOT PAUL MERTON

DISAPPOINT 

[8smellyjelly8]

you're very good with your hands :P

[CrazyNinja2008]

@8smellyjelly8 That's because he's seen so many guys on chat roulette jacking of

[yoogoogilizer]

i legitimately love your cup song

[TheZeusgoose]

mertons got to make more vids



[marioluigi321]

@grafkokshathunger maydeha ramzadeha kaleya

[habboteacher]

FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER!!! :D

[thumminxy]

WAKE UP!

[Numlocq]

Ok fair enough but answer me this, if this was improvised then surely that should be the first time he has seen the videos other wise he could pre plan it in his head. So if this is the case...then why did he have those cup sat behind that mirror? Seems far too ironic to be a coincidence

[delamrio]

@Numlocq Good God, man, you've just solved the Internet! What do you want, a medal?

[lexalolsicnh]

@Numlocq it clearly paused on the cup video. face palm.

[LaGeordie]

@grafkokshathunger dude ur crazy, i got the number of a shrink if u want it

[SomeNightElf]

Its not 2011 yet. I go around everywhere on the internet and some one/thing says something on the lines of "xx/xx/2011". WTF.

[wheate]

@grafkokshathunger.. so you get really angered by a guy playing a piano and singing about a dog called sparky.. i think you may need to see someone about that

[harryb325]

@grafkokshathunger Well ur just a first class dick head

[tenormantwins]

#1786!! yessss Merton you f'n rule!!

[just4laughs76]

guy with the big mouth would be popular in prison....or the navy.

[rill9000]

hahahahahaha

[JohnGuitarSolo]

Im my favorites for sure !!!

Love this video

John

[Rubberdinghyrapids]

kenny got a job?

[LoadedLondon]

That dude with the mouth was crazy he could fit like at least a whole roast beef in that thing!

[ShirtlessBauer]

@JDshowify Explain the cups?

[harley1211]

like this if your listning to this high in the morning, please say im not alone. >< hahha

[ShirtlessBauer]

This isn't even improv, but nice nontheless I guess.

[Xobiiii]

@ShirtlessBauer it is

[lovedabud420]

Hahahahahahahah funny fuckers!!!!

[Hdormain]

bahahahahha that was awesome

[abbieraismyname]

aha so funny!

[SaavaageX]

hes so funny xD

[nogum100]

SOOOO FUNNY!

[freitasnetuno]

LMAO!

[gachman]

He's awesome u all know that...

[Cloureku]

66 people thought Merton's hoodie was red.

[SKAB8023]

man, u should get a record for stacking and playing piano at the same time

[ScorchinBeats]

At first I thought this was going to be some retarded chatroulette world record.

[ppjt141287]

wow bro your hilarious...

[tincre10]

Oh Merton, you're such a sell-out.

[kenmasters007]

Merton surprised with a big Mouth ?? What about the nastiness on Chat Roulette... ! Lots of video editing...

[yamfeaeb]

Imagine how fast he has to think. That is one intelligent person.

[543joe]

Songs+ GWr = balls

[max100191]

id def give the record to you merton

[r3retry9]

Merton's awesome thats cool that he got into the book

[Uberubert99]

Awesome, youtube cannot get too much Murton :D

@r3retry9 Murton didn't get a record for anything, he just made a funny video about records. "Here at guiness we've been big fans of merton...etc"

[xin1806]

why does everyone calls those type of dog Sparky??? :/

[NormallyUpsideDown]

Lol sped up video is sped up :P

[FersotJ]

He's disgusted by the widest lips, yet he goes on chatroulette.

[llamahamfat]

lol the cup stacking record is pathetic

[Arcterion]

@llamahamfat I'd like to see you give it a try without fucking up horribly. :)

[llamahamfat]

@Arcterion im not admitting to being able to do it im just saying its pathetic

[360GamesProductions]

LOL It Is Grandma's 104th birthday

[Callmepure95]

This is amazing, good job (:

[leeshawbrown]

"I probably did not speed up this video" XD

[deoed99]

2:10 "nirvana - smells like team spirit" chords

[daregularperson]

LOL I loved how Merton picked up on the Mickey Mouse lady's neurotic and quirky movements! "I just need to find number 1786..." :^D

[deathdestructiondoom]

Hilarious.

[Jordanhowardd]

"i probably did not speed up this video" XD

[sufilix]

Dear guiness plz give this man a big marketing check.

[waywardbard]

The last song was my fav ^_^

[MadnessInsane]

1:57 Gomu Gomu No :DD

[civilizationsss]

@MadnessInsane YES, A FAN

[Athenaisamonster]

Brilliant!

[super1337will17]

ooo... what else could Merton have back there? He probably has a bunch of stuff for unique situations

[CpTheKatLolCp]

i thought this was chatroulette at first

[Seregfaroth]

Yeah. He obviously DID watch the videos beforehand; how else could he have known that the last guy was a cup-stacking champion (and thus have his own cups at hand), when he claims that he didn't know what the records were going to be about.

Yeah. He couldn't. Retard.

[ironpizza]

@Seregfaroth

He said he didn't learn names and records. He didn't state not watching it.

[Seregfaroth]

@ironpizza I know that... but if he watched the video it also meant that he knew the record, simple as that. (and the names are useless.) Also; whatever the case, he still tried to misguide his viewers one way or another by saying something which can be interpretated in different ways.

[ironpizza]

@Seregfaroth

yeah, i don't know why he bothered to say that in the 1st place. Everybody is used to his habit of making up names for people.

[himynameischris15]

@Seregfaroth You're stupid.

[Carnifexism]

'Now it's gran's 140th birthday' xD

[0322iceman]

@Carnifexism  104th birthday...

[Gam3d]

@Carnifexism You quoted it because you're not original and you didn't even get the quote right.

[Carnifexism]

@Gam3d My god I put two characters the wrong way around, shock horror, end of world starts...now. Oh wait, it doesn't

[Gam3d]

@Carnifexism That doesn't change the fact you lack any comedic ability.

[Carnifexism]

@Gam3d I wasn't trying to be funny...I was stating the obvious..

[JohnXT7]

Merton is awesome

[bohrokking]

mieckey mouse what about oswald the lucky rabbit

[danstyle93]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD you've got a big like from me.

[krystleemindfreakk23]

omggg i love this guy!

[larslu1]

Hey, i remember that guy from chatroulette!

[MrVulgaris]

@larslu1 Have you actually seen him on there? If so, you're lucky!

[larslu1]

@MrVulgaris nope, i saw him on youtube on chatroulette xD

[masicklazik]

they made it like chatroulette because hes known on it, that's basicly where he got discovered, hes awesome!

[Pengocent]

cool

[Hotora86]

Merton hold the Guiness world record for most penises seen on Chat Roulette.

[TheDonster2]

@Hotora86

Hahahahaha damn that's nasty and funny... made my evening :D

ty

[loaaarrr]

@Hotora86 That's probably true XD

[Zz0ne]

@Hotora86 yeah you are right

[hantusaburo]

@Hotora86 in deed, anyone who has ever been on chat roullette can tell ya that thats a alot of meat

[spartan4732]

@Hotora86 what?!?

[IammFer]

3:12

[DrDumb002]

0:45 lol Is that why there's a helium shortage?

[Cruzito3000]

I thought, for half a second, that he was actually doing the stacky cups thing the asian kid was doing.

[nelylight]

You are stacking cups so fast, it made me dizzy.

You are the most fastest cup stacker.

[marypiglauyu]

Great ideas!!!

[louiseeandciara]

"He never closes it, and it reaches to his ea...aaaah aaaahhhh aaah NO! ah!"

BEST PART

[MarcioYTchannel]

greaaaaaaaaat

[MarcioYTchannel]

old

[MrPavelBazhenov]

lol ; )

[xXPureSweXx]

Its not hard to set a record if no1 have tried it before...

[jimbobmcgee]

@xXPureSweXx Not true. Guinness World Record set a target for someone to pass if setting a record for the first time

[wishmastter2]

"Now it's grandmas 104:th birthday..." lol

[RightHandGoddes]

How it can be improv?

he has cups there before Oo?

[AdaamGee]

@RightHandGoddes that wasnt a song thoo

[AbstractGreenDude]

OMG !! the red hooded guy is so frikin amazing !! :O you are my musical life model, except the piano... i play guitar :D

[codeman9090]

@AbstractGreenDude

His hoodie is green...

[AbstractGreenDude]

@codeman9090 yes... green XD

[lsofomo]

@codeman9090 this dude is daltonic, haha.

[reelo2228]

@AbstractGreenDude color blind :D

[HyperactiveEmoGirl]

@AbstractGreenDude Color blind ?