Ralphie May - Prime Cut - 2007 - part 1/6

[CJCA915]

He's insinuating that gays can't fight... I've seen so many people proven wrong...

[blueovaltrucks]

mullet, mullet, mullet, mullet, mullet, nascar, nascar hahaha

[babanachiket]

i dont find him funny at all

[mistercha]

people who disliked are fans of nascar and have mullets.

[Chika100209]

dudes funny! Dont care who you are!! He funny!!!!

[siyo99]

I just done flipped out my flip flops

[ErlingSG]

I find it very hard to masturbate to this.

[TheNIGHTCREED13]

@ErlingSG fagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfag­fagfaggfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfa­gfagfag

[CJCA915]

@TheNIGHTCREED13 -_-

[edzick917]

Damn if I dont stand corrected

[nur226]

NEARLY ONE MILLION VIEWS! FUCK YEAH GO RALPHIE MAY!

[wickedpissa25]

@nur226 That's almost one view per pound!

[TheGreggiraldo]

76 people either have a mullet or wear flip-flops

[DjGrimmace]

@TheGreggiraldo i wear flip flops and i thought this was fucking hillaarious xD

[DjGrimmace]

@TheGreggiraldo actually technically they are spongbob sandals <_<

[edzick917]

Chastity bono??????

[OfficialJohnnysMind]

@edzick917 no ralphie may is a guy

its Chad bono ur thinking of

[fredfredburger5555]

theres a lady with a femullet that lives across the street from me...

[mrA991s]

HALF HOMO ? THEN THE REST WOULD BE COMPLETE HOMO :P

[death2man666]

NOOOO a bald mullet is called a SKULLET!!!!! bald up top party in the rear

[jonea16]

His best one for me.

[OverNineThousandths]

have you seen this dudes wife? shes good looking as hell

[filleformis]

ahhh please take off your fucking flip flops

69 people whering flip flops (please take a fucking joke)

[Martastik7]

Thanks for posting this bro! :D

[Planez4meh]

Transcribe audio. "That's a whole warlock"

[h3lldw3ll3r]

@1970kickass Hateful troll, just cause your life isn't worth shit.

[AS474923]

africombi n bitch ...

[AS474923]

he looks like an intalia guido

[yourcauseofdeath]

@AS474923 an italian guido sausage, badly wrapped in it's casing.

[pumishumi]

3:33 he just smelled fried chicken

[caltrof]

dude's gonna die soon

[CHAOTICdew]

68 ppl didn't have mullet coverage

[JesusUsesATI]

68 people wear flip flops. DAMN WOMEN'S SHOE-WEARING BETRAYERS OF TESTICULAR FORTITUDE

[slt715]

What's really sad is when people sit here continuously watching something and whining about how bad and offensive it is. Turn it off and crawl back into the hole of a world where everything is about how everyone feels, because out here, no one cares, really. If you don't like it, stay away from it. I hate ballet, but guess what, I'm not looking for it on youtube and complaining. Bitch to the mirror. The face in it is the only one who fully agrees with you.

[acwfacwc19461947]

o man is he right about the flip flops they are just nasty on dudes what a bunch a fags

[nicholasjokerbennett]

Hes pissed cause he cant fit in flipflops

[undeadarmy101]

Don't read this cause it actually works. U will be kissed in the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However if you do not post this comment on at least 3 videos you will die within 2 days. Now you started reading this don't stop. This is so scary put this on at least 5 videos in 143 minutes when your done, press f6 and your lovers name will appear on screen in big letters this is so scary cause it actually works

[thr4sym4chus]

Not only is his material lacking wit and originality, but the awkward and anochronistic delivery of his jokes fall flat. I suppose each comedian tries to pander to his audience, and after seeing the audience camera pans, I now see why his jokes were written at such a low level.

It's sad that this 'anti-intellectual pride' filled routine containing anti-gay and racist remarks sells so easily to the American People. It's sad not surprising, people don't like to think for themselves. Shame Really

[KlaykidReal]

@thr4sym4chus What's really sad is when people try to force their own ideals of comedy on others. It's sad and not surprising, people don't like other people to think for themselves. Shame Really

[MirabellaQuimbey]

@thr4sym4chus Maybe it's because your boring XD!!!

[TheCircusfreak777]

@thr4sym4chus You and me both! This guy isn't even remotely funny or clever. Plus I've heard off stage he's just a jackass to everybody.

[Jahkayhla]

Does anyone know what he said he did at 4:58? There's an obvious edit there where they cut out what he said he did, followed by the mullet's reaction.

[elcesar999]

Eric cartman is funny as hell in flesh

[TheMailboxproduction]

67 people got offended by him talking about their mullets.

[lezdothis]

was that Kathy Griffin at @7:29 ?

[MICHAELMEMISBACL]

@lezdothis: was that Kathy Griffin at @7:29 ?

No, that is not Kathy Griffin.

[RosesofWillows]

my two uncles had mullets.

One of them actually kept it until about five years ago.

The other got rid of his as soon as my aunt took a fancy to running a curling iron through it. xDD

[MrColbyhorton]

he reminds me of a future grown eric cartman

[HillbillyDan159]

66 Men Wearing flip flops watched this

[GIBBDAMN]

3:09 ... WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! that bitch better get in the damn kitchen... woman shouldn't drive...

[TheVentrilomaster]

Anyone else notice that there is no 9:59??

[SuperTeenSpaz]

@TheVentrilomaster Holy shit, no 9:59 !? we must have jumped to the future.

[TheNIGHTCREED13]

@TheVentrilomaster really huh cool

[realitytl151]

wow other vids funny this no he cant see his toes so thats why hes makeing fun of flip flops...

[Angelofmusic303]

@realitytl151 That was a bit uncalled for...

[SilenozisGod]

65 people just got added to the "Suck My Dick" list.

[TheBloodshead]

65 ppl have no soul

[Jessrock09]

You got to admit tho..he wouldnt be funny if he were to lose weight.

[goldglove221m]

For every body who likes this video.... Search (on youtube) Ralphie may Just Corect... Its alot funnier..... But fir younger viewers it is VULGAR.... Make sure you click the 53 minute one by gortjx(dont quote me on that name)

[ninja360te]

he such he is not funny

[asblackaswhitegets]

7:28 Milf

[ZombieKiller766]

5:18 WOOOOOOOOOH XD

[TheGhettoDynasty]

Murret haha

[fluffyduckii]

i absolutely love you Ralphie May :)

[3heroin]

were r the other two ppl w/ mulets

[3heroin]

62 ppl r haterz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[CronistImperialis]

i was just hearing him, havent never seen him , i swore h was an african american lady , that is weird as hell

[Skydrifter420]

he was just in vegas to bad iam not 18

[weirdcitykid]

God I bet his shits are massive!

[mgread51]

hey in Hawaii flip-flops are slippers and because you live right next to the beach its completely acceptable to wear them.

[pauleypauleypauley]

i bet i could beat up ralphie may while wearing my flip flops

[mrkkerekes]

ralphie may is a comedic god... 

[scruffypete1]

He's quite funny, but when is he getting a stomach stapling operation? He's not healthy like that, the poor bastard

[iEatPorkchop]

61 people can't TAKE A FUCKING JOKE.

[themonkey2468]

@iEatPorkchop make that 62

[otakuploader]

@themonkey2468 Hey! I wanted to say that! :(

[lastdracon]

@iEatPorkchop amen to that brother. they need to know comedy is no holds bared, all topics are available for jokes. and thats all they are. jokes. if you dont like then just dont clap dont be little bitch and whine and complain 'oh you shouldnt say that... its not right... i know someone like that or im someone like that and we find it offensive'

[DudeSinger]

@iEatPorkchop 68 now

[thebeast712]

to save you time 0:26

[weirdcitykid]

@thebeast712

To save you time 10:00

[kjjmac]

Hey "Jesus",

From the looks of your user name, you would be one of those "stupid" people. You managed to make your user name sacrilegious, offensive to women, and profane all at once. I'm pretty sure you have a mullet too.

[2595Curtis]

when they are making fun of white it is not racist but as soon as some one nig the naacp is called and bam law suit

[MrMalusDeus]

Hahah I agree with him on the flip flops on guys shit XD

[thr4sym4chus]

Not only is his material lacking wit and originality, but the awkward and anochronistic delivery of his jokes fall flat. I suppose each comedian tries to pander to his audience, and after seeing the audience camera pans, I now see why his jokes were written at such a low level.

It's sad that this 'anti-intellectual pride' filled routine containing anti-gay and racist remarks sells so easily to the American People. It's sad not surprising, people don't like to think for themselves.

[IAmAMooseYo]

@thr4sym4chus I think it's because others find it funny and don't get butthurt over shit that he says. And he seems to be more of a genius then you if his ''low level writing'' is earning him a lot of money and not someone else..

[swiftyninja420]

@thr4sym4chus well if everyone was like you this world would fucking suck

[101proofcountryrebel]

isn't a bald mullet a skullet?

[daonlyspud]

Ralphie is awesome but the only reseaon he doesnt like flip flops is because he cant get any that fit has fat ass feet

[ShadyRaver88]

@daonlyspud Lmao. I took that seriously too.

[GhostDog65]

58 now.



[playydoe2]

I'm a guy and I love wearing flip-flops. :)

[xXOFAXx]

@playydoe2 your a fagget then

[CJCA915]

@xXOFAXx ... and you can't spell...

[MrSramirez13]

@playydoe2 gay

[bjzorn]

all the guys here in Europe in the summer wear flip-flops

[bryceisbatman]

muleet scence is tingleing 2 aaaaahhhhhhhh mulet

[jakehopt]

@bryceisbatman I sincerely hope English is NOT your primary language

[bryceisbatman]

i put the coffe down crap my pants

[T1RAVS]

australia's got rat tails....it's scary

[wolflover9876]

Mullet mullet mullet mullet mullet mullet mullet. Nascar nacar nascar!

[Eradarus]

If someone grabs my girl by the hooch...two things happen.

1: I take off my flip flops

2: I kick his ass up between his ears

Some of us don't NEED shoes to beat the shit out of someone

[95railflip]

@6:01 Yeah, my face is just magnetic y'know?

[babypaul92]

i cant stand flip -

 flops

[chamblizi]

LOL I JUST COUGHT ON WHAT HE SAID FLIP FLIPS IS UNTHREATENING AND THEN FLIP FLOPS DON'T PROTECT YOUR FEET LOL

[Muckymuckmuck]

@matttylove2 You like the gays don't you. Look at you, can't get enough of it: Gaygaygay.. you love that shit shit!

[prymas58]

don't disrespect the mullet, Chuck Norris and MacGyver will be after you

[Blasted2Oblivion]

@prymas58 Chuck Norris can kiss my ass. All he did was kick people. MacGyver is worth respect. The guy could make a nuke with a paper clip and a used tissue.

[ralphymanthegreat]

@Blasted2Oblivion true but chuck norris can roundhouse kick him in the face and take it

[83ishgirl]

"Stop, drop, and roll little girl!" LOL!

[scmrblue7]

hyahahahahaha flip flops. stop drop and roll hahahahahahahahahaha

[undead97ful]

fuck flipflops

[snowlover45]

if u want some mullets and rattails come to mine school were sure to please

[J1NGL3Z]

lol look at the pierced up dude in the middle of the vid hahahahahahaha

[XanderRush2]

how can anyone hate ralphie may??? he is amazing and so so so so funny. people stop hatin. you clicked on this video, if u like it, great, if u dont u clearly dont know what comedy is. and if u argue this point with me ur stupid, so ill buy u some crayons and u can color until ur ready to comprehend good comedy. oh and if u hate this, u probably wear flip flops and shop at hollister, abracombie, and american eagle :)

[xxOuTsIdExx]

8:46 rock chalk jayhawk!

[martinwettig]

how can this guy be in a playlist with dave chappelle...?

[perpetualvoice]

@martinwettig Cause he's funny as fuck.

[martinwettig]

@perpetualvoice

nope.

isn't.

[perpetualvoice]

@martinwettig Well what's your idea of funny? I'll admit this set was kinda boring but that doesn't mean he's not funny haha.:p

[81tflores]

54 people voted for Dat Phan instead of Ralphie May

[300thedonk]

thongs cunt

[chechin1091]

woow ralphie cartman is gettin bigger and bigger hahahha lol!!!

[Ner0381]

eric cartman?



[CentennialCripple]

Screw you fat man, find me now.

[JesusTittyFuck]

comedy for stupid people

[lambferrgatti]

the reason hes so big is to contain all that comedy thumbs up so hell see it

[Dylanretard]

Thts some nice shiz

[mspaigebg]

mullet mullet mullet nascar nascar nascar lol peed my pants

[AFROtron1]

i coundn't stop lookin i was like ooohw

[sizzla123]

man or woman???

[MrWwefan15]

@sizzla123 man, he has a hot wife too

[sizzla123]

@MrWwefan15 lol whats her name, i gotta see here?

she as fat as this unfunny fucker?

[MrWwefan15]

@sizzla123 how much do you weigh?

[sizzla123]

@sizzla123 75kilos.

whats her name?

[Microglia1]

wow...this guy is famous....

[metssteelersfan]

51 people dont have mullet coverage

[gauth2011]

He can ALWAYS make me laugh! TOO funny!

[theknucklehead92]

Lol murret. I have an asian friend with a murret.

[zanishah]

he has amazingly hilarious facial expressions!

[qais33]

how many cows did it take to make that jacket?

[HeadRage]

Doesn't he talk about wearing flip flops in his other special?

Taking the blister and all that

=P

[sparklepanda100]

He hits all races...and fat people. The jokes are racist but I don't think he actually is. While his jokes aren't always hilarious, he does have a good delivery.

[stephenpopp]

So many hilarious comedians out there! This just ain't one, u'd figure he's "fluffy" and has a lady-like voice would help his cause but his jokes are as funny as walking in on your parents doing it. I don't know how the Black guys at the back who weren't smiling didn't get offended at an over-used, "smile, I can't see you" joke. I'd love to burn calories by setting this guy on fire. HE SUCKS!!

[konkrete19]

@stephenpopp so you typed in the name of a comedian you dont like just to talk shit? wow what a fucking loser move out ya mammas basement faggot

[noxonmatt]

I wonder if this cat coughs up grease-balls.

[mdandmb4ever]

6:13 <3

[ROFLmao35216]

This man make racism funny...

[4cellar2door0]

There is no such thing as "racist in a good way".

Saying something hateful about a race is racism.

If it aint hateful, it aint racism.

[Zaodai]

@4cellar2door0 Hateful is subjective, which is part of the issue.

[4cellar2door0]

@Zaodai Racism itself is subjective. So I don't see your point.

[Zaodai]

@4cellar2door0 Uh, no. Racism is objective, in that it's any discrimination based on someone's racial background. Hateful is subjective because it's based on motive. While people would like to make racism subjective, it's not if people are capable of logic and reasoning.

It's just that most people on both sides of a racism discussion aren't capable of either.

[4cellar2door0]

@Zaodai Wrong.

Hate is not based on motive.

Making-up-shit-fail.

[MrChance200]

@4cellar2door0 you are fully retarded sir

[4cellar2door0]

@MrChance200 No, you are, if you don't understand that I'm absolutely fully correct sir.

[wertylop567]

racist in a good way

[jhuereca1]

flip flop..flip flop flip flop hahah lmao

stop drop and role little gril stop drop and role!!

[GeeAmison1]

It's funny how you can't get mad at him when he says a disrespectful or racist joke :P

[Honeyangel101]

48 people are half a homo

[TheGameLover666]

@Honeyangel101 like you?

[broncomatt1]

@Honeyangel101 10 people are half straight

[Gamingman34]

@Honeyangel101 Its actually 61 now

[tabasoccer12]

damn the mother fucker is like 6 tons

[yum2177]

so cartman got a job doing stand up? lol

[univeralmusic97]

damn the audience looks like milk lol where the color

[Blasted2Oblivion]

@univeralmusic97 its in the south. what u expect?

[7GNRSLASH7]

i guess 48 ppl wear Mandals.

[tjswife4life]

This shits hotter than 2 mice fucking in a wool sock. lol

[asisorfree]

How did this guy even get on stage hes not funny at all...

[ihateted11]

@asisorfree

u must be one of the 46 d-bags

[asisorfree]

@ihateted11 no i didn't thumbs down, but it does really suck.

[crush2196]

im suprised he can still walk