Howard Stern - Artie Calls in Sick Prank Call

[sasquatch268]

"I'm gonna try and get rid of this today." Nooooooo

[thundertower]

just remembered how funny this is

[dan5979]

What bleep? bleep wha wha you talking about? LOL

[knoxklay11]

what a rude asshole

[1w72st]

The show is much better without that fat Cole addict on there.

[1w72st]

The show is much better without Artie's drunken/whore/drug stories.

[OzzyFan87]

@1w72st The show sucks ass now.

[Mommyrox78]

Go see the dr. before you drop dead...Ahrie? Whoz Ahrie?

[XXAviatorXX]

well its 8:00 in the morning, not 5:00

[fattony123082]

maybe on more SubuTex

[Maddman27]

I can't stop throwin up...or shittin!

[toddyfex]

he should have walked into that place the next day and started working

[BJZnRPZ]

hey gary, it's artie, i stabbed my fat gut 7 times and i am unable to make it. I am leaking out alcohol thank god thtat's keeping me alive by cleansing my wounds and thank god my blood is banking because of all the cholestoral in my system. PS i gotta hi up the nearest dunkin doughnuts before surgery. HAAHA jk love you artie

us junkies got somethign to livbe for...

[vondurcult]

@BJZnRPZ A fucked up as this is it's hilarious.

[uptumusprume]

@BJZnRPZ holy fuck. spell check, faggot

[BJZnRPZ]

@uptumusprume do you suck your dads dick with that mouth?

[uptumusprume]

@BJZnRPZ yup.

[w00dst0ck415]

Gary its artie...

[3xilewarrior]

@w00dst0ck415 art-tie?

[hypersphere]

Would've been an amazing bit if they had Artie actually go to this place, get behind the counter and start working like it was the most natural thing in the world.

[sinsemillaman]

I like the sound of the "coughs"

[heyyfiona]

COME BACK ARTIE...

[Jefffromsandiego]

I MISS ARTIE!

[quicklern818]

so great

[coverchenko]

They took these clips from when Artie was on a heroin bender and would call in sick.

[joeprice010]

hahahahah

[hattrickster33]

lol i could listen to this a thousand times....

[erikesemo223]

"Go see a doctor before you drop dead"

[bigtaxdizzle]

this is my favorite bit!!! Artie rules i hope he does a show before howard leaves/retires.

[t2p]

throwing up or shitting....lmao....

[JasonVoorheesLives]

llooll

[Scorpion14]

He just tells some random guy that he's sorry that he has to bleep what he's saying. This is amazing.

[deanpap]

I lo ve this guy, can't Gary book the guy speaking to artie?

[carnage2423]

i know seriously

[Constavlos]

you go for it artie, make sure him knows you're not gonna be in today.

[lvl9001Troll]

'go ahead, deal with it, and go fuck yourself.'

[rubberguard83]

@lvl9001Troll

lolz

[puhdussyrampage2010]

LOL

[petemar1025]

The next time he goes on vacation, the HSS needs to have one day of nothing but prank calls, ba ba booey and robin songs

[0985504]

Omg, my ribs are hurting cuz of my laughing!!!

" It's Thursday morning and I cant stop throwing up or shiting... "

LMAO!!

[Dibrini]

Artie's 05 Meltdown, man this brings back memories!

[bbs805]

"yeah go see a doctor before you drop dead..."

[613bo]

LOOL

[EricTheAcktor]

Funniest thing ever.

[371st]

yOU DONT WORK HERE!

[kelil68]

"i see you coming in the store I promise you will I will punch you in the mouth..."

[hiPlasma]

get rid of what?..... NO.....

[dunkinconstruction]

"hey gary, its artie. I got some more ammunition"

[ryansaif]

@dunkinconstruction "...Giving you more ammunition." says Artie. 

[flix825]

"deal with it & go f#$% yourself"....precious!

[613bo]

lol

[lastardriver]

Double LOL!

[gayeyez]

"go see a doctor before u drop dead, go ahead deal with it and go fugg urself"

[timber2009]

this sweet keep it comin

[jumpoutatree]

I love how the guy says "yeah?"

[jazztronaut]

fucking great.

[jumpoutatree]

I love this one, it's my favorite Stern prank call.

[EXTREMELYhardcore]

he sounds like the guy of Mario Frustration

[allenrw3]

why does the asian dude stay on the phone for so long?

[lastardriver]

I'm usually good with accents. but, it sounds like an asian dude with a sort of brooklyn accent. Ha Ha.

[druha10304]

is that dude hes talking to asian?

[toddgurule]

What bleep, bleep what?

[rauls054]

funny shit

[lastardriver]

deal with it and go fuck yourself. ha Ha.

[VanillaLatte007]

Just hang up... you big dummy!

[Haywerth]

"I'm sorry, man" LOLOLOL

[enriquem2872]

i'm sick, i'm sick as a dog

[notbendable]

"I can't stop throwin up... or shittin"

"Sorry Gar"

[zlyrikal]

classic

[theBigTakeover]

Richard and Sal make the best fucking prank calls.

[Dibrini]

Still 2 of the best prank calls!