The 1000th Commentary (Epic Dual Planetary Fortress Rush with montage)

[ThemesongsWZ]

you just earned a subscription sir.

[fearfrozen75]

5:20 protoss fail

[asdnathan123]

sec....GOTTA PUT MEH COOL FACE ON :D

[BrianWarner1996]

Thumbs up if you muted this crap.

[Kazikox]

@BrianWarner1996 I didn't. Fuck you.

[MrShinzuzu]

haha this was a great strategy ^^

[DSFearce]

transcribe audio at 5:50.

"but no, not put off, not prints off, not restaurants off, that will not stand!"

lolololololololololol

[ndbass09]

Twas really epik. For real

[TheEvilFishAssassin]

So... Beautiful...

[dking248]

The commentary is hilarious

[48tank]

Lol

[adonut4u]

AMAZING

[MtGuyful]

lol that dude should be like writer or something

[Capeau]

man commentary sucks, not to mention al the ridiculous tralala around it

[72fr250]

Just build a new nexus somewhere else?

[MrPwNaGeNuB]

@72fr250 not enough minerals at that point

[94masso]

@72fr250 yea ur right....without 400 mineralZ

[imanelfranger]

awesome commentary man. do more please

[mcsroyals]

love the song

[Pysosis2]

This is the coolest and stupidest thing ive ever scene

[InappropriateBanana]

Wtf was that at the beginning

[wRatte]

@InappropriateBanana that was a piece from david crowder band's "a collision" album. (if memory serves correctly)

[FIipMode]

The SCV's Enter the fray. The one zealot, the scout, the warning; he is silenced he is killed mercilessly by the SCV'S.

[curtiskessler]

Lol what total noobs the Protoss were. Just save up 400 minerals and go expand elsewhere.

[nuttyJer]

Epic!

[helix400]

This was much more entertaining with the commentary turned off.

[thekoven666]

this is pure fucking gold

[phendrome]

For another 1000!

[Diyaaeddin]

Your planet? This is Shakuras Plateau. Shakuras is a Protoss planet.

[steph3n17]

it`s a custom game on shakuras plateau?...prolly fake

[smokeythebear828]

@steph3n17 Shakurras used to be in the 2v2 map pool.

[AllstarHunE]

what's the interview at the beginning about? i'm very curious.

[neoBarnett]

@AllstarHunE david crowder - the lark ascending

[AllstarHunE]

@neoBarnett

is it a real interview? or a skit?? whats the significance of the interview? the ties it has with this video? :S

[jerisiko]

:D:D:D:D:D:D wtf



[TheO0mega]

Im not gonna lie I cried a little bit

[ElMaqedonero]

His voice is truly epic! :)

[albin996]

One SCV lagging behind, thinking to himself; "Are we really doing this?" Behind his friends, behind his family members. The brother SCV, he marches bravely forward. With gas in his hands. He knows that if... if he should fail, if he should die.. he will explode in a horrible, fiery death. Yet he continuous, he marches on. He tryes to catch up to his friends. So he might too taste the glory of battle!

[frogman92981]

lol asians are so funny

[FenixT93]

oh my god that was some epic commentary XDD

[halfahuman]

SUCH FERVOR

[WeItenspinner]

It is pretty easy to interrupt this. Just take a unit, press M and klick the Command Center. It will stay underneath the CC, so it can't land.

[oamLHeadBangerLmao]

LMFAO I really don't care what else you do, I'll subscribe just for this.

[Zandonus]

hei guiz wuts krono-boost...

[haubsen]

that actually works in bronze league? or even below? ^^

[MinGophers]

@haubsen yes

[GodlessMartyr666]

or you can just mute it all and watch the koreans be wack ass koreans I swear I wish I could have fought in the war with those ppl just cause I think war vs koreans would be hilarious... prolly not tho in fact prolly really deadly n devestating but w.e

[Szeicheng]

"We will prevail with the bread post office, but there's a real chance with his shoe prints... be able to close way back to victory!"

[uutorok]

you can load 5 scvs with your base.

[Louis43thebeastmast]

@uutorok what does it change?

[lsdgod]

@nazworkshop you're horrible, go uninstall!

[lsdgod]

@nazworkshop That's due to your small mind. It's sad that you don't understand, its more sad that you aren't completely and totally blown away by the sheer amazingness of this video.

[lsdgod]

@nazworkshop go back to your modern warfare 2.

[Rallefsnumberis13]

awesome... just awesome...

great job.

[UCHILAhellfire]

haahahahaahahaha fucking amazing commentary 

[MrWaeseL]

video should be half as long and without the queer commentary

[daimyo2]

pros wouldnt allow the CC to land :D

[shun16]

wow what a fuckn nerd ass commentary

[MadBonkey]

whats the music called in the background? Very good vid :) thumbs up

[Solidus1086]

The commentary was epic but those 2 protoss where probably in copper league back then.

They both took double gas and one of them didn't even build a cyber core.

It takes a special kind of noob to get double gas and don't even have any way to spend it lol.

Great vid, but those were abysmal players. 2 easy AI opponents would have been tougher to beat.

[alahad]

@Solidus1086 in fact... you just need to wait until the terran lands... not build anything, save 400 minerals and go to a high yield OR another expa... terran will be doomed since their command is not going to be an orbitan AND it's going to be far from minerals... those were actually really really noobish

[korrdxl]

A lone zealot runs to the corner as if to think "maybe i sense something amiss; I sense my own doom on the horizon". And he sees it coming over the ridge, briefly floating over his head. He flees to tell the others.

[gje96fcb]

@korrdxl thanks for quoting the movie we all just watched. because i had no idea thats what he siad, even though i just watced the video. thanks.

[korrdxl]

@gje96fcb No problem. Try the transcribe audio button if you're having trouble understanding him.

[gje96fcb]

@korrdxl ahhahahahaaha your so fucking retarded

[korrdxl]

@gje96fcb you're

[gje96fcb]

@korrdxl lol

[Jophus999]

LAWL

[mrnoob62]

well,if your smarter,you should have loaded your cc so you get 5 alone with the cc...

[HancockAndLuffy]

Well.

That was rude.

[xminmatenx]

We will prevail with the bread post office, indeed my friend.

[AGameGem]

Wow, that was actually quite epic. Well played.

[iplayvideogames1]

this is so creepy

[sjok101]

@iplayvideogames1 yes, very creepy

[x3Noobx3]

Epic music + epic commentating = subscribe!

[eternity00000]

he's getting his gas first ,because he's going to need gas @4:40

wow!

i laugh out loud in a library !

[lamyunholic]

WITH A GAS IN HIS HAND

[atttt5]

so glad I found one more commentator who actually doesn't bleed my ears :] thank you

[kingofnee]

lol rofl. "And he is going to be getting the gas..because he will need gas"

[TheMouanology]

Those idiots could have prevented that with simple scouting. That's what they get! Map knowledge and scouting is about half the game.

[kopoguyrs]

@TheMouanology Lol or... they coulda put a probe under the CC

[nknoori]

fakn halarious

[Raycu2]

Zealot

[RojoGatto]

its not zelot its Zeelot and great commentary btw

[nofgob]

@RojoGatto it is actually pronounced zelot. It's one of those funny words that doesn't follow english pronunciation. anyway loved the rush good times indeed. :D

[TheUberMuffin]

@RojoGatto Unless starcraft randomly has their own pronunciation it is pronounced zel-ut like he said in the video.

[ruinawish]

Cool vid, weak commentary.

[nefarious4209]

this is too busy to beat lol

[brainfood]

setting up base in the enemy's base

[Armageddon9I]

When the video actually starts at 4:10

What song is it?!@?!?

[foxbroha]

lol grieve mourne, im practically cracking my sides apart laughing at these subtitles as they pop up, oh my goodness....... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHhhHhHH­h

[PublicNibbleStick]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhA

[sheeplovebeer]

is this bronze? All players sucked

[officialjonnyyoung]

turber xD

[ButCritically]

INTERRUPTED LANDING SEQUENCE

[index4four]

Fervor.

[Xiaoramza1523]

The funny thing is, if you pay attention to the 3 remaining SCVs, you'll see the one who lagged behind with the gas tank is still alive.

Before him, his friends, family members fell as he assisted the 2 survivors mine minerals.

[hobbesrs]

song?

[wariordave3]

3 BRETHREN STILL REMAIN OMG NO 2 REMAIN.... erhm 3 BRETHREN REMAIN XD

[kazuroni]

i LOLED irl

[dWSurreal]

fKING EPIC VOICE!!! I Love you dude its Funny AS HELL!!!! ill say it again. EPIC VOICE!!!

[Mekose]

That was epic! HD needs to take some notes from you my friend.

[MrRemyBonjasky]

Haha lol !!

[SweetMelonxD]

HAHAHAHAHA, OMFG , THIS COMMENTARY, HAHAHAHAHA .

LOVEVEVEVEVE ITTTT !

[billiondollardan]

Pure awesomeness. My friend has been doing that but I had never seen someone else do it

[Rith9789]

But my god this commentary is Legendary. My god Legendary.

[Rith9789]

Holy shit what the fuck is the garbage before 4:20?

[BladedCookie]

YES!!! *shift to normal voice*

[romicmi]

that was pretty f'ing epic

[isbilensinbil]

but never with an epic voice. haha, true!

[isbilensinbil]

- But never with an epic voice. haha

[gundrag000]

this is my assday

[brandspankinNEWB]

imagine a facory or a barracks that had a planitary fortress cannon

[Rehwyn]

"they will take this pile on down they will bring victory to the Tehran race"

o.O

CC is funny

[IAmPhotoBucket]

wow what the fuck is this lmao hahahahaha

[stevz0r]

epicc

[steamrolledboy]

this is my birthday :]]

[legendsville]

"are we really doing this?"

[pimaster]

We have to wait another 1000 videos to see something equally as epic?

I can't believe I hadn't seen this earlier.

[SkySparkZ]

Appreciate the beauty of Protoss

[guitarplyr26]

oh. my. god.

[MrDDurst]

Epic!

[JacksEpicFail]

I don't know what I'm watching.

I need an adult?

[killerrayray]

EPIC!!!!!!!

[bardockshanks]

good intro songs men

[bardockshanks]

jajaja nice mennn, ''epic voice'' jejej

[MyMindIsMyWill]

In the words of Starcraft Players every where ....WHAT THE F*&&*&*

But hell it was pretty damn EPIC!!!

[chocowcow]

Best video never made by any race in the univers.

[agro0]

"police have failed" X'D

[Agromoose]

Too bad this game sucks.

[JonnyMosay]

@Agromoose let me guess, you dont own it?

[metaitachi]

@Agromoose let me guess, you cant run it with your pc?

[gundrag000]

the protoss had to gather many zealots ... but he lost all of zealots.. and he is lost retardly..

[FalcconPawnch]

The song thats playing during the epic fortress rush, where can I get it? It's just too awesome not to have! And ofcourse, best damn commentary ever in Starcraft history!!

[arf900]

Video starts @ 4:10

[theabyscalls]

lol ion transibe

red protoss = bread post office LOOOOOOL!!!

[grievemourne]

seriously, the transcribe audio is killing me. XD

"as you can see he's getting his captors because he's going to be gas"

"yes we are going... for eight year rule planetary fortress rush"

"two of the most formidable colors... in the entire put off funding"

"sitting there very gently. and some ugly"

"but NO not put off not prints off not RESTAURANTS off that will not stand"

"maybe i can i say something to mister simpson

"the desperation canada's walked in"

transcribed audio. hours of fun!

[zapper8999]

@grievemourne Wow, I am going to have to use the transcribe more often. You missed: "we will prevail with the bread post office."

[jihgfee]

I felt like crying over the Lone SCV, deserted by his breathren.

[STarCRAFT4BRITS]

lol the scv with the gas in his hand was fucking hilarious. such a great commentary!!!!

[MrMilchkaffee]

greatest FUCK ever watched

[Qwerty48121]

he didn't even use probes to stop the landing lol

[genebrady]

09:39 "The desperation canada's walked in but is sadly the red bull frogs this fall"

[Paladin0228]

lol hilarious

[adion33]

@LoudMouthTim troll

[Pwn4geDJ]

he is proxying his supply depots!

[flectz]

will the red protoss... with his arrogance.. with his HUBRIS.. be able to claw his way back to victory?

[swaparcher]

@flectz You mean "with his shoe prints"?

[flectz]

@swaparcher No. I didn't.

[dudtonNE]

@swaparcher LOL WTH SHOE PRINTS?

get some ears kid

[swaparcher]

@dudtonNE <- obvious troll, We read captions with our eyes, not our ears.

Transcribe Audio ftw.

"with this shoe prints" 8:44

[IIItirlits]

hahahha epic) i use this

[ImPhoSho]

holy shit. couldnt stop laughing. lolol

[serenitytyaena]

Thumbs up if you watched this with Transcribe Audio (Beta) closed captioning on.

Made it 10 times more hilarious. Best line? "we will prevail with the bread post office" 8:43

[Andrewboobtube]

thats David Crowder!

[pat8034442]

Do transcribe audio at @9:23 "It's to higher office of felons, handful of parole now the left in the field"

"The desperation canada walked in.

[grozmo1]

Glad I skipped to the actual commentary, that was hilarious!!

[allendk10]

from 6:50 i couldnt stop laughing xD

[zzzEPICxFAILzzz]

Skip to 4:10 for the replay.

[N10DansMaTeam]

wow

[aimoto]

4:14

[LOLFLUSHDRAW]

this is exactly like will ferell's impression of james lipton

[jokacho21]

Houston: We have a Planetary Fortress Rush!

[akapral115]

This is one of the best videos about Starcraft 2 ever.

[Fosterdude13]

i skipped to the end cos i knew what you was doing, but it was kilarious, 2 of his bretherin!! :L funny shit

[pushpoppushpop]

LMAO BEST EPIC VOICE EVER :D

[Grim1Tuesday2]

Globus: Preliator is the music for those curious...

[willman808]

I was dying when I saw he was mining the red tosses minerals rofl

[Muzhluthrum]

BIBLICAL!!!

[Vimes839]

That is made of purest winidium.

[Vimes839]

That is made of purest winidium

[Apolloaded]

"A Desperation cannon is warped in" DDAAAAAA.

[Dogtar2]

If you transcribe audio, he says "Sitting there very gently building gateways"

[Hellknight3d]

"Sitting there arrogantly and smugly... building gateways.." lol!

[ElTorago]

starts at 4:16

[iluvmywii99]

@adi1096 ROFL GOOD JOB IN FINDING THAT I WAS ROLLING MY ASS OFF WHEN I READ THE SUBTITLES "I can i can talk to mister simpson but i dont see him on the horrizon" AND HE SEES IT! XD

[Exzear]

EPIC vid!

[ELsAnToDon]

xD!!!! i want to listen to the protoss epic side of the story