This has nowt to do wiv nazism or whatever, but I think Stewart is quite right, I'd say, I mean, it's his experience ov the 80's, and as to many, I think the vid is just great cos it shows how the 80's were a moment to react. It aint a 'how to' shave one's head vid, but it represents PERFECTLY the experience of the 80's many people got. Mr Home, respect! Great author, great artist... such a great story-teller, even if it aint the sort ov stories most people like to read.
This not a demonstration video. This type of haircut is more normally done with clippers. I'm not trying to show how to do anything. This was shot in 1986 which was in the 1980s in case you hadn't noticed, and the haircut I start with is typical eighties, and the eighties was also when cropped and shaved heads became ever more fashionable for gay men. When were you born? If it was yesterday that probably explains why you don't understand what the eighties were about...
Over 35,000 hits in less than a year, now that's what I call a smash! The world needs more of your vids! And what about putting the full length version up somewhere?
honey I am sex on a stick and I found myself long ago... so I really don't have much use for your site... I got great ass jumpin' all over me as it is... BTW: I'm not free but I'm cheap... 4 you just a thousand bucks an hour...
Hey I know I have a reputation for swinging both ways but your url is dateHERwow and Monday's I'm afraid is strictly for boys... and anyway I don't need a dating service or paid for net porn; I'm a sexy SO HOT blonde (well blonde when I was a kid, brunette now) doing WILD things.... Besides commoditised sex is a drag, wild sex is also always FREE, money is about the most unsexy thing in the world! So get down and get with it with the gay communists, didn't you listen to the song dumbhead?
Hey I was out in Shoreditch last night and someone asked if they could sniff my sneakers, felt like old school is the new new school... erm, or something....
You're thinking of Uhuru, the short-lived glue for assembling USS Enterprise kits. Unopened tubes are, of course, a rarity with even encrusted, folded demi-tubes fetching serious money on the 'sticky trekky'circuit.
oh gimmie those old time glue trips, the problem with kids these days is that heroin is so cheap they just don't bother being inventive about getting their highs...
Tell me about it. I tried to offer some kids a toke of my Tetley blunt the other day and they looked at me as if I was a middle-aged romantic without a crack-dealer. The younger generation...Pah! A bout of national service would put them right.
There is no freedom in the world of the eighties moustache and the nineties/noughties crew cut. Any major or even minor self-distinction is to be pounced upon with violent dismissal. Their credos is 'We are scum born from scum and no-one will force us to abandon our tradition of scum-bearing'
The proletariat: we're here because there's beer because there's beer because we're here.
I'm all glued up. I must have dripped a pint of snot on the way down these comments. Which room are you in at The Tate? Do they allow visitors after 9pm? Can I bring a carryout? Do they have nice towels?
I'm in the room at the bottom of the Tate crack (New York toke joke).... towels are rubbish, not visitors after 9pm unless you can prove you are married to them (don't know if they accept gay marriage but we can try) and no food in the rooms... I'd rather be at the Holiday Inn....
I'll get them to send you their Writer in Residence form although I think you need to have stayed two nights in a broom cupboard in two different cities to qualify.
but I spent my entire childhood trapped in tailor's dummy shouting 'come come feel my love muscle' at passing damsels, so do I really need to do anything else to qualify like stay in a broom cupboard (done that as a kid too...)...
yeah, those haircuts for example didn't feel so funky at the time, but now wow both start and finish look great... and wow didn't I look even more like my mother when I was younger.. still look a lot like her but wish I still looked pretty like her in her twenties like that....
Nobody believes all this stuff about your mum except me and I only believe it because Moorcock told me before he found out that you'd found it all out.
Seriously though. I haven't come across a single person who doesn't believe it's a scam. lol
Thanx. Yeah, that Pete Horobin could have been a shoe shine boy... what a waste, what a waste, underground art don't mind... and I could have been a Britney Spears double before she was born....
...but don't gag me, coz you wanna know the full story of how come no one knows I'm actually Britney's dad! And whatever you do don't tell the tabloids...
i couldn't see it before but yeah...there is a Wittgensteinian familiail similarity...shame you didn't pass on the musical ability...unless she's making a post-taste irony statement on avant garde porn.
Predates Sine'ad and Linda Evangelista Transformation
lawrencewraith 1 year ago
@lawrencewraith Yeah! And I'm better looking too!
stewarthome 1 year ago
nice one
norniron57 1 year ago
@norniron57 toot toot!
stewarthome 1 year ago
This has nowt to do wiv nazism or whatever, but I think Stewart is quite right, I'd say, I mean, it's his experience ov the 80's, and as to many, I think the vid is just great cos it shows how the 80's were a moment to react. It aint a 'how to' shave one's head vid, but it represents PERFECTLY the experience of the 80's many people got. Mr Home, respect! Great author, great artist... such a great story-teller, even if it aint the sort ov stories most people like to read.
TheFactoryOfLight 2 years ago
Whenever it rains I think of you and I always remember that day in May when I saw you walking in the rain.....
stewarthome 2 years ago
awesome :P
clowntju 2 years ago
thanx!
stewarthome 2 years ago
what bot girls like you do best is fail to deliver on anything... so dream on....
stewarthome 3 years ago
This not a demonstration video. This type of haircut is more normally done with clippers. I'm not trying to show how to do anything. This was shot in 1986 which was in the 1980s in case you hadn't noticed, and the haircut I start with is typical eighties, and the eighties was also when cropped and shaved heads became ever more fashionable for gay men. When were you born? If it was yesterday that probably explains why you don't understand what the eighties were about...
stewarthome 3 years ago
Over 35,000 hits in less than a year, now that's what I call a smash! The world needs more of your vids! And what about putting the full length version up somewhere?
demafenetre 3 years ago
toot toot!
stewarthome 3 years ago
honey I am sex on a stick and I found myself long ago... so I really don't have much use for your site... I got great ass jumpin' all over me as it is... BTW: I'm not free but I'm cheap... 4 you just a thousand bucks an hour...
stewarthome 3 years ago
Hey I know I have a reputation for swinging both ways but your url is dateHERwow and Monday's I'm afraid is strictly for boys... and anyway I don't need a dating service or paid for net porn; I'm a sexy SO HOT blonde (well blonde when I was a kid, brunette now) doing WILD things.... Besides commoditised sex is a drag, wild sex is also always FREE, money is about the most unsexy thing in the world! So get down and get with it with the gay communists, didn't you listen to the song dumbhead?
stewarthome 3 years ago
The comment I was commenting on appears later in the commentary. Erm...or something,
jimixsx 3 years ago
Must be a Martian time-slip.... happens to the best of us....
stewarthome 3 years ago
Although my comments only apply to protestants.
jimixsx 3 years ago
oh mine apply to pretty much everyone, apart from myself of course, coz I don't exist....
stewarthome 3 years ago
It's just as well I turned up here to prevent the rebirth of the Soviet Union. Your papers, please, gentlemen.
jimixsx 3 years ago
you can't have our papers, how do you expect people to roll spliffs without their papers?
stewarthome 3 years ago
Weed-sniffing is getting big in parts of Azerbijan and Kensington
jimixsx 3 years ago
Hey I was out in Shoreditch last night and someone asked if they could sniff my sneakers, felt like old school is the new new school... erm, or something....
stewarthome 3 years ago
Oh sniffer-sneaking is the latest jazz fad, daddy-o. As for the old school, it's been identified as 'failing' by Norman Brown and the tories.
jimixsx 3 years ago
are all the coffe@ kids sneaker sniffin' now???
now I wanna sniff some sole
now I wanna stuff my pole up your hole...
all the kids wanna sniff some sole
all the kids wanna get up your fun hole....
weird this is starting to sound like Chinese Rocks rather than Glue...
stewarthome 3 years ago
It's about time there was a proper Glue revival and I'm talking Bostik rather than Uhu
jimixsx 3 years ago
Yeah, Uhu was close but so far with that name... they should have called it Ubu and created a real sniffers cult....
stewarthome 3 years ago
You're thinking of Uhuru, the short-lived glue for assembling USS Enterprise kits. Unopened tubes are, of course, a rarity with even encrusted, folded demi-tubes fetching serious money on the 'sticky trekky'circuit.
jimixsx 3 years ago
oh gimmie those old time glue trips, the problem with kids these days is that heroin is so cheap they just don't bother being inventive about getting their highs...
stewarthome 3 years ago
Tell me about it. I tried to offer some kids a toke of my Tetley blunt the other day and they looked at me as if I was a middle-aged romantic without a crack-dealer. The younger generation...Pah! A bout of national service would put them right.
jimixsx 3 years ago
oh I think moving from riot to insurrection might suit them better.....
stewarthome 3 years ago
There is no freedom in the world of the eighties moustache and the nineties/noughties crew cut. Any major or even minor self-distinction is to be pounced upon with violent dismissal. Their credos is 'We are scum born from scum and no-one will force us to abandon our tradition of scum-bearing'
The proletariat: we're here because there's beer because there's beer because we're here.
jimixsx 3 years ago
According to the comment you left after this, this and all the above don't apply to me.... are you drunk???
stewarthome 3 years ago
I'm all glued up. I must have dripped a pint of snot on the way down these comments. Which room are you in at The Tate? Do they allow visitors after 9pm? Can I bring a carryout? Do they have nice towels?
jimixsx 3 years ago
I'm in the room at the bottom of the Tate crack (New York toke joke).... towels are rubbish, not visitors after 9pm unless you can prove you are married to them (don't know if they accept gay marriage but we can try) and no food in the rooms... I'd rather be at the Holiday Inn....
stewarthome 3 years ago
I'll get them to send you their Writer in Residence form although I think you need to have stayed two nights in a broom cupboard in two different cities to qualify.
jimixsx 3 years ago
but I spent my entire childhood trapped in tailor's dummy shouting 'come come feel my love muscle' at passing damsels, so do I really need to do anything else to qualify like stay in a broom cupboard (done that as a kid too...)...
stewarthome 3 years ago
do you shave your pubes with a Bic razor too?
demafenetre 3 years ago
no, I tend to use a more up market brand for that....
stewarthome 3 years ago
eighties is the best era!
giannigianni1 3 years ago
seems even better in retrospect!!!!
stewarthome 3 years ago
exactely! absolutely true!!
geoliti 3 years ago
yeah, those haircuts for example didn't feel so funky at the time, but now wow both start and finish look great... and wow didn't I look even more like my mother when I was younger.. still look a lot like her but wish I still looked pretty like her in her twenties like that....
stewarthome 3 years ago
Nobody believes all this stuff about your mum except me and I only believe it because Moorcock told me before he found out that you'd found it all out.
Seriously though. I haven't come across a single person who doesn't believe it's a scam. lol
jimixsx 3 years ago
Yes but that's the best scam of all, telling the straight up truth and having no one believe it....
stewarthome 3 years ago
...oh well in that case gimmie some Spanish fly....
stewarthome 4 years ago
eightys are gone its the spanish era!
newjersey98 4 years ago
Thanx. Yeah, that Pete Horobin could have been a shoe shine boy... what a waste, what a waste, underground art don't mind... and I could have been a Britney Spears double before she was born....
stewarthome 4 years ago
shit it's Britney! tie her down! oh hang on...it's Stewart Home! shit! tie 'im down!!!!
1amjapan 4 years ago
...but don't gag me, coz you wanna know the full story of how come no one knows I'm actually Britney's dad! And whatever you do don't tell the tabloids...
stewarthome 4 years ago
i couldn't see it before but yeah...there is a Wittgensteinian familiail similarity...shame you didn't pass on the musical ability...unless she's making a post-taste irony statement on avant garde porn.
1amjapan 4 years ago
oh it's definitely post taste irony on Britney's part, my daughter is a groove sensation!
stewarthome 4 years ago
Britney will lead the revolution, whilst Timberlake will mourn his loss.
1amjapan 4 years ago
yeah Britney is a pop princess who just turned red, communism comin' atcha!
stewarthome 4 years ago
great song, love the spit'nt'polish at the end.
1amjapan 4 years ago
10/10
jeanpierrebasiaux 4 years ago
hey thanx!
stewarthome 4 years ago
yeah mainly it is shaved, but I've always gone been the shave and growing out once in a while since about 1978....
stewarthome 4 years ago
Wow; you look a million times better with the shaved head! Are you going to keep it shaved?
boris77 4 years ago
and the views pile up... dig that mop... reforgotten future classic... you certainly are getting fresh for the weekend and showing out...
such a great guitar riff, but this version is relative audio mogadon thanks to the bizarre pitch drop - compression?
hexfraenum 4 years ago
yeah, weird....
stewarthome 4 years ago