Pretty Intense Japanese Lesson

[Cap661]

Does sarcasm always smell this bad?

[CharlotteMadison]

Ringo ... neko ... what was the last one again? OH IT'S SO CONFUSINGGG.

[mariopc05pc]

U R NOT

%100

[Shoot1ngStar]

I want to slap u and then thank u afterward for the lesson :D

[cfvcfvcfvcfvcfvcfvcf]

you're WEIRD WTF !!!

[beatboxpeej]

THIS....IS...SO...INT....ENSEE­EEEE

[MoonchildOfDarkness]

Please... PLEASE try to look normal and not acting, you're not pulling it off. It's awkward to watch.

I think if you work on the "appear normal" thing, people will like it more and trolls will lessen. O_O

[webmaster4894]

arent you supposed to have super big tits and look like vampira? i dont get it. also, how do you say "fap" in japanese, you macfag

[thatmanadz]

She might speak Japanese, but she'll never sound Japanese. Man! That accent!

Also, I think she should lay off the pills for a bit.

[itstam619]

@thatmanadz how can she not sound japanese? speaking japanese will make you sound japanese, im thinking you mean she doesnt sound like a native japanese, actually from japan. but thats ok neither you and me, and she knows more japanese then me..currently

[dynelol]

EMIRY sucks butt. Check out here ED page.

[Wurmo]

Your hot

[sassymarvin]

I agree:

Creepy, annoying, and kinda hot.

[ElDrHouse2010]

@sassymarvin I find the other people more creepy, most sound like freaking perverted stalkers.

[gamefreak99028]

wow what a weeaboo looks like she got yellow fever.

[Aasmaema]

@nipplit lol. look up c.cedille on you tube. thats her now.

[MrPueblo10]

I can now say orange, dog, and bird! Thank you!!!

[LuckyPR0ductions]

It takes a lot to scare me, but this scared me.

[byrmk123]

Sen neredesin?

[Xcqtr]

Creepy but kinda hot

[MrSuzuki222]

What an annoying woman.

[ThePrinceRyou]

oh damn that's some intense stuff LOL

[rollercoasterfweak]

Can someone explain how this person scammed her friends? I just wonder about it... and why she is off youtube.

[Blitzbok]

@rollercoasterfweak What?

[xXBloodySacrificesXx]

Wow very -intense- haha this is funny. Guy's it's a joke. Stop bashing on her, she's not that bad seriously. I guess her videos are -okay- if you think this stinks post of video of yourself doing better.

[Tork64]

dumb weaboo scum downrated

[HITK45]

日本語うまいねぇ：）

[crankmeup1]

wierd she is to be teaching us, not bragging on how good she is

stupid bleep LESSON ya right

[kristinaF54]

I kept looking at her teeth.

[kryhappy96]

lol "my clothes are apples"

[NS222]

she's cute !

[sajonaee]

I did learn! More intense lessons please

[Awesomepowers30]

Haha, this was pretty awesome. Thanks for the intense lesson!

[GloGlo236]

Ryuk thought the apple part was so intense

[gregorybleach9]

no offense but your stare seemed very intense in this video, however, thank you for the lesson

[carnivalcruisefanRR]

Yeah, pretty intense!

[myeyeswillburn]

i need the full applemilk scandal explanation please , i feel something very awful happened to this girl

[redorino]

I have the weirdest boner right now.

[Karoodiaencoure]

私はねこにりんごを食べられてしまいました。。。。LOL

[OtakuCorner]

this is legend

keep it up^^

[quagmireforsale]

5150 likes. Fucking Van Halen man.

[dangeresque429]

Why does this have so many views.

[musicalturtle1]

りんご！ ねこ！  すし！

[brachmed]

wtf is this shit ?

[MrSpeedMachine14]

>cheesy voice< "I don't think cats really eat apples, but if they did, you would know how to say that phrase." WTF?

[linc69]

Kyou wa sushi wo tabemashita

[ser89ers]

i guess she doesn't know what humble means

[realeques]

I like her... but id rather speak japanese too :/

[Clesarie]

Douche. I think that pretty much sums this up.

[RandomNinjaOfEvil]

ZOMG APPLES! ZOMG CATS! ZOMG SUSHI! \^_^/ Roflmeow :D

[xXBloodySacrificesXx]

Haha you amuse me XD Anyway it was a good lesson. You're holarious, others found it annoying, but I dunno why. Can you get better audio or background audio? It's hard of hard to pay attention to your voice with all the sounds in the background. Continue more lessons! :D

[Eddieguitarloebs]

Your very cute and very irritating....sorry,just being honest! Did you make your Malt video yet?

[Eddieguitarloebs]

Your very cute and very irritating....sorry,just being honest!

[kazesamurai1000]

MY GOD! IT WAS SO INTENSE!

[carnivalcruisefanRR]

The title is misleading!!!

[MrSweetlife92]

fucking weird

[Sesshomaru132]

My cat eats apples if i eat them :)

[willlliw]

are you in panera?

[tgquagmire]

WHY DO YOU PUT THE FEAR OF GOD IN MY BONER CAUSING A FEAR-RECTION

0_0

[myrphe1801]

馬鹿でしょう？

[ZeXXXP]

Man, do you have to be such a bitch about it?

[Agnesstation]

"intense"

[dou0022]

boring video, chick wasn't even remotely attractive either.

[danpluso]

@dou0022 lol your life must suck.. Going around on youtube watching Japanese lesson videos then complaining about them being boring and how the girl isn't "remotely attractive"... Sounds like you have a rough life.

[dou0022]

@danpluso I have every right to be angry, I was promised a 'Pretty Intense Japanese Lesson' that appears to be a very misleading title as I didn't find it intense at all.

[danpluso]

@dou0022 Your right.. In that case rant on.. lol :P

[LozerClub]

cats should eat apples!!!!

[monkeyrdaage]

Aha, this video is so fucking strange, I love it.

[alejovj7]

you're so unfunny, trying too hard to be hip

[messi7japan]

かわいいね！

[ElCapo696]

Manzana en japones dice que es gringo, jajajajaja

[leopoldnicolaibi]

where do you live now ?

[thousandsunny627]

you are fucking wierd

[tulsaguy1974]

I think she's cute.

[witlitecumsdarkness7]

random question~how long did it take you to learn japanese?

[thewolfPrince]

sweet fancy moses was she channeling the spirit of patrick bateman or some shit?

[Scum71succer]

this was just weird

[alex199595]

Did she just say Ringworm,Nickel and Sushi? :S

[Naizgroth]

@pipichico HAHAHAHA

[Naizgroth]

fucking weeabos

[webbum]

This will come in handy next time I'm in a Cat House looking for an apple!

[Master0fHamsters]

CREEPY

[payamnet]

lol

[W81HotPotLickin2nd]

cats do eat apples!!!!

[MavenJayne]

LMAO you cracked me and i actully remmber the words rofl u turly are one great sensi U.U

[ButterscotchsMirror]

she got fucked by her friend (girl) shortly after this video

[RandomVidsFTW14]

i miss these vids:(

[Youronmyshitlist]

i miss these old vids! hop you're alive

[kaykayannm]

@Youronmyshitlist me too

[deathbert]

why does she hate me?

[pinpono843]

　あっぷる　あっぷー　あぽー　アポー　･･･完璧に発音が出来た。　パイナップル・・・・・ぱいなっぽー・・・・ぱいなぽー　ぱいぽー･･･これは違うか　WWW

[TakeruItsumo]

I've been studying Japanese for a while.. and you have an accent kinda.. but your Japanese is still epic.

[THOMASkaaz]

something's missing. oh yeah. the cat ears and a giant pair of tits popping out of a tight shirt.

[LovRAngel]

...creepy O.o

[Tentacleed]

Go, world, more dislikes!

[milosQaX]

We?

[frenchmeasles]

more like intense staring. Its creeping me out.

[CityHunter84]

how do you say "help me im mutating into a ghoul from radioactive fallout" i wanna learn useful stuff, not where are the apples.

[noooodl]

@CityHunter84 助けて！放射性降下物からグールに変異する！

[Stiffler2k4]

stupid c_u_n_t

[shadyRAV3N]

This girl is both hot and creepy at the same time. My private parts are confused!

[Mantov4]

teach me some pretty intense sex lessons LOL

[lazigal101]

Your really good :D

[dhksrksalem]

これから日本語の価値はどんどん下がってゆくんでしょうね。放射­­能に汚れた日本に行くことももうないし。

[ldshmj1992]

your japanese is very well. ( I 'm Japanese)

[AisuErufu]

@ldshmj1992 アメリカで彼女は嫌な女の人だけど。横柄な態度で話す。ほとんど­皆は消極的なコメントを書いてる。

[JuelzZantana]

I don't get it ...

You said: "Watashi wa kio ringo tabemasu ta"

If I say: "watashi wa ringo tabemasu" am I saying it wrong ?

Thankz, love ur videos!

[noooodl]

@JuelzZantana "kyou" means "today", "tabemashita" is the past form of "tabemasu". What you're saying is more like "I eat an apple", she's saying "Today, I ate an apple."

Also, don't forget the (w)o particle after "apple", it's the direct object of the sentence.

[JuelzZantana]

@noooodl Oh ok now I get it ... Thankz alot dude.

[r3verser]

looks like crazy orange video from youtube. Are u??)

[ivanoblu]

I met a japanese girl but she don't speak english and say me many times "pelecato"

Anybody knows whats mean "pelecato"?

[TheNubbbler]

@ivanoblu

Pelican?

[KFDraven]

@ivanoblu It means, "fell o cat oh". I think she's trying to say that her cat fell. I'm also fluent in illiteracy and I can tell you that you're good at it.

[TheDareDase]

@ivanoblu I think she was might saying ari-gato. that means thanks.

[ivanoblu]

@TheDareDase I don't think ... I met her in a station and I think she want from me an information or I dont know....

[ComputerPR0]

ano neko wa ringo o tabemashta.

[asdfmosin]

lol

[nekochibi135]

Omg このこはわたしのすしをたべましたよ！〜

[TiffanyDoll]

OMG NAO I NOW JAPANESE

[kaptansjok]

@TiffanyDoll ¨xDDDDDDDDD

[ImmatureShenanigans]

Hilarious

[TheFairchild]

/watch?v=2dYIKPyHzsA#

Check her out! Wow Emily!

[BliksemSP]

I wonder if she survived the earthquake? Does anyone know? Hmm. :/

[therasppberry]

@BliksemSP she died bro

[Timur123456789101112]

Эта дура считает, что она преподала полезный урок по японскому языку. "Кошка есть яблоко", "Я люблю яблоко" и т.п. Хьтьфу!!!

[BliksemSP]

I fucking love this girl. I don't care what anyone says.

[Timur123456789101112]

@BliksemSP Ты идиот как, впрочем, и эта шлюха

[therasppberry]

@BliksemSP no1 cares what you say or think anyways lol

[BliksemSP]

@therasppberry Just because that's true for you, doesn't mean that's true for all.

[caguendew]

she's scary...

[comhonee15]

This woman stared the shit out of me! O_o'

It's like she's staring into my SOUL! I'm DEAD-ASS!!!-_-

[specter99]

1,337,xxx Views

XD

Reminds me of her attitude the entire move lol

[newtonrox]

Warning: this video contains a huge amount of SARCASM!

if u don't get it, don't post...

[fuyu102]

it wasn't really intense. the words used were pretty basic, even the sentence structure is basic. :)

[weruletheschool]

YOU ARE AT PANARA BREAD



[delpotroable]

i like nipples......

[iMaDeMoN2012]

You would like cats.

[COldfusionstorm]

Not really intense enough. a little intense but you lost it

[Shattersky]

You look like you'd want some Japanese in you , hit me up!

[VinzZissou78]

She speaks japanese like a typical white bitch.

[toastyovens]

You can't even pronounce sushi right.

[toastyovens]

No, you don't speak fluent Japanese. Your Japanese is shit.

[nakariri]

her eyes kinda scary..

[LordBarlock]

I would truly like to eat your apple milady

[akeguchi]

何でこんな低評価が多いの？

[lol02468]

@akeguchi

なぜなら彼女は誇らしいです。

[akeguchi]

@lol02468

どういう意味？普通に喋ってるだけでマジで謎なんだが　過去に何かやったの？

why lot of people doing a low evaluation?

[lol02468]

@akeguchi

低評価の理由が分かりません、だが可笑しいじゃないか？日本語を­話すの白人。

[songwriter4artists]

Me Like Sushi because it remind me of Bukkake.

[rflooker]

if by "intense" you mean "said too fast for me to understand" then yes i guess it was. other than that, no it was not intense.

[piekarnew1]

how do u say: "i ate a cat today" ?

[saad6633]

@piekarnew1

loooooooooool

[vaidkun]

@piekarnew1

kyou watashi ha neko wo tabemashita

[methodize808]

@piekarnew1 watashi kyo neko o tabemeshita

[EveryThingIHateIsNot]

@methodize808 you forgot the particle "wa" after the subject!!!...

Greetings from Italy!!!

[methodize808]

@EveryThingIHateIsNot well...im speaking informal so it doesnt matter.

[nerosparda26]

@methodize808 even if you were speaking informal you STILL have to put a particle in between watashi and neko no matter what. to really make it sound like you're being informal you change the ending and NOT ditch a particle ever! I'll humor you and write your sentence how it should be written: kyou watashi [wa/no] ("wa" is written as "ha" when you write it in Japanese) neko o (written with the character "wo") tabeta. 今日私[は/の]猫を食べた。

[nerosparda26]

@methodize808 following up on EveryThingIHateIsNot, you also forgot to put kyou before watashi and misspelled it so you have a completely different sentence than you originally planned on saying.

@EveryThingIHateIsNot I'm pretty sure the particle "no" would fit in better than "wa" because if you use "wa" it would translate as "I ate a cat" and unless methodize808 is a cannibal that would sound so wrong in many ways.

[fantasticmura]

I love apples because they look like hard penis

[kali1457]

This is what made applemilk famous

[abridgedkid]

"That cat just ate an apple" ROFL

[kluck345]

Kawaii.

[teknojo]

Sarcasm limit reached. Sarcasm containment unit failure. Wert wert wert!

[ilikemusicdawg]

To tutor? Can you tutor me over email? Email me at : 18alvaka@gmail.com

[Animeprincessmaria]

that cat just ate an apple

omg gosh i love how u speak japanese

how did you start?

[DeathStar9903]

im scared

[ahhhhhron]

its pretty intense alright. intensely cute!

[AlexanderKupo2184]

@ahhhhhron omg yes

[Phepheron]

Kisu žnabl, OK!

[johntetzel]

:: blink :: 

[IloveHamlet]

I don't know why this video made me lol, but it did.