I JUST GOT PORTAL 2 LLEWROGKWEUROGH#*($H~!!

[kewbewm]

That's retarded...period.

[ratatatandbooger]

OKGUISEIGOTPORTAL2IMGOINGTOMAK­EAPLAYTHROUGHNOW.

BYEBYEBYE

[Sonic696onRoblox]

ಠ_ಠ

[DalekJamie12]

BTW MORE PROFOUND L4D I think its uber funny XD mostly Nick and his gnome

[MrViele83]

SHUT UP ur toooooooooooooo loud

[poochika278]

...Good for you, David.

[TheDannyzamora]

@djy1991 I know I don't have any games on my steam account but is it ok if u can gift me hl2 I'm not saying like do it now I'm saying if u want 2 my steam account is hlfan55

[TheDannyzamora]

@djy

[Thepro98]

BAIBAIBAIBAIBAIBI nuw... BEI

[huntstephen]

thumbs up if you got portal 2 before david :P

[aparato1993]

LLEWROGKWEUROGH#*($H~!!

[luidavi1053]

...



[smiLysaur]

Its called a walkthrough

.____.

And get your panties out of a bunch>

[BloodyGrovyle]

@smiLysaur

Playthrough also works

[Crazyeraser1]

I think I played through single and co-op in like 24 hours...

[vlad703598]

отстой



[spike21194]

@gunnery18 i played multiplay got... 6 hours... played again got 3 hours.. good job getting 9 hours

[carl313313]

pff .. Finished in 16hours ... ( continious play ) ... was easy ^^

[piewithapair]

@carl313313 i finished in 9.7 hours, and you're right, it was easy :P

[Spopa89]

@piewithapair I finished in 5 hours , yup it's easy :D

[xxxfuckupxxx]

@Spopa89 "hurr durr I did it with a walkthrough heh easy"

[SantuXD6]

played and finished in 1 day. Gee, this Portal doesn't make holes, but it make twists

get it? :D

[wellington591]

WTF dude!

[Raiden1091]

"Hi guys here's 5 seconds of a title screen"

*advertises t-shirts and social network links*

You're amazing David.

[gunnybird456]

i get the feeling he might be excited?

[DaMaGeVs]

lol

[2s7a2m7]

0:04 doesn't exist

[RebirthWoWGuild]

how many internet did he win for this video does anyone know?

[1NT3RV3NT10N1]

HEY GUYS I JUST HAVE PORTAL 2 OK BYE BYE BYE IM GONNA DO A PLAY THROUGH

[Evaldas256]

This spoiled the menu for me with the thumbnail....

And even worse this is a pointless video.

[Drop116]

LOL

[Nothization]

LLEWROGKWEUROGH#*($H~!!

OOOHOHHHAHAAAHAHHHHYYYEEEAAAAA­AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mickeyyeung0528]

???

[xDEADLOCKEDx2468]

WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU?

[Kaasz0rz]

GabeN is thin. GabeN is thin. GabeN is thin. GabeN is thin. GabeN is thin. GabeN is thin. GabeN is thin. GabeN is thin. GabeN is thin. GabeN is thin. GabeN is thin. GabeN is thin. GabeN is thin. GabeN is thin. GabeN is thin. GabeN is thin. GabeN is thin. GabeN is thin. GabeN is thin. GabeN is thin. GabeN is thin.

GabeN is thin.

GabeN is thin.

[3veryThingGaming]

PS3 version is the way to go. Free Steam copy is included, and on Amazon you can get a $20 extra giftcard. And you can play with players on Steam on your PS3, how nifty is that?

[Dragonfist1213]

Hold down 1 for JIZZ

[owmygawd12]

press 3 for teh sex

[Monxer]

David once talked so loud, he made 0:04 poof from reality.

[MyScorpion42]

@Monxer It exists again, somehow.

[killingbotl4d2]

LOL Keeping press 4 on your keyboard: Okay by,by,by,by,by (REPEAT) Okay by,by,by,by,by

[killingbotl4d2]

Umm... Weird?

[CoolIncarnate]

Wheatley takes you to glados, she wakes up, wheatley breaks you free, you replace glados in the core with wheatley, wheatley goes mad with power and tries to kill you, you take glados with you through old test chambers underground, it turns out glados has Cave Johnson's assistant's brain stored in her, you and glados get back to wheatley and you switch them back and defeat wheatley by putting a portal under him then shooting one at the moon, glados turns evil again but lets you go. Whoops!

[shadowcloak5]

Did anyone unsub this guy? Cause i did.

[BlarkUntVhite]

@shadowcloak5 nope

[BendowsXP]

@shadowcloak5 ....... Almost worse than dividing by zero.

[coms758]

Heheheee... i a past GLaDOS awakening. And on very far way towards.

[Namikagekun]

This guy sounds as happy as I was with Reach. See; Awesome Reach.

[jonazz48]

hai gays i jizz on portal 2 aoek baey baey baey bay

[1337ballsofsteel]

LOL

[Iskrax1]

Lol it's picture :DDDD



[supersupermario765]

@Iskrax1 that moves?

[tonton9598]

2 excited

[SirSkidPlank]

you cunt!



[falmatrix2r]

DJY just lost his life now, RIP

[coms758]

HEY GUYS I JUST GOT PORTAL 2 BYEBYE IM GONNA DO A PLAYTHROUGH BYEBYEBYE

[TotalitarianPacMan]

BUT DOES IT HAVE MONSTER TRUCKS?

[miguelk12]

I STAYED UP 8 HOURS LAST NIGHT PLAYING THE SP!

[Camxor]

this video was gay and not funny

[Markduderino]

@Camxor U MAD

[Camxor]

@Markduderino u gay?

[78DeathTheKid78]

Hey blalalalalasdñba portal 2 aasldafjalksdfhjz bye

[naruto12345678912]

Glados*

[naruto12345678912]

I prep ordered this, I played some of it today, I LOVED it, but when gladis killed wheatly I was SOOOOOO pissed, that gives me the fuel for revenge, not to mention, I litterally laughed out loud multiple times, the humor was great, still has the dark undertone too :D

[twisterfield651]

@naruto12345678912

did she kill him? you can see him through numerous points of the game

[Neilmustdie]

@naruto12345678912

You mind not spoiling the game for others? It's only been out for 24 hours now.

[prestoncantrell]

BAHAHAHAHAA I GOT SCARED SHITLESS FROM THIS I LOL'D!!!! TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Enevert]

FUCK YOU why talking so loud i was scared

[TheQUAKERoatmeal]

I am jelly

[link12431]

@TheQUAKERoatmeal No. I'm peanut butter. YOUR JELLY *trollface*

[TheQUAKERoatmeal]

@link12431 *Close enough face*

[meeps4tetris]

HEY GUYS I'M GONNA TALK REALLY LOUDLY ABOUT A VIDEOGAME AND THEN UPLOAD IT ON YOUTUBE. OKAY BYE.

[type87randomXD]

Now i'm gonna have to hate you. D:

[signaturemover]

what do they mean "tf2 doing in my portal 2"?

the multiplayer is just like tf2?

[TheKarmacharger]

@signaturemover No they stu[idly added hats

[MrGlassKeys]

@signaturemover The character customization is similar to that of TF2's.

Mann-co store included,

[Argov82]

I do love the single player. Classic Valve at its best. But the co-op...

TF2 DIE ALREADY. NO ONE LIKES YOU. LEAVE MY HL and PORTAL THE FUCK ALONE.

[lampyish]

funniest video on youtube xD

[Sandvichslammer]

Lollololthtwuzfunykbye

[Iridescent93]

MY BODY WAS NOT READY FOR THIS GAME

[aparato1993]

KASBHFKHAEBGESKA

I WANNA PLAY IT

[sammyharvest]

iv got it as well but for the xbox 360 :DDD



[ridvan1995]

@nandris94 Name says it all : Gay-ben.

[ShadX222]

O_O ?

[soderholm13]

This is the best video in the world and anyone who disagrees with me should consider suicide.

[aidancorbett]

YESH, YESH. - M.BISON

[Exbrolly2000]

The coop is fucking awesome, just finished playing it with a friend on splitscreen and its simply the best shit ever

[AxlCake]

AWSOME AWOSEM MOSMEOAWMEOSMEO M

[CupOFruit]

AAAAAHHHHHH PORTAL 2 WON'T WORK NOOOOOOOO..

[15Larsy]

Y is this video so bad?

[MoonR1d3r]

ok everyone thumbs down for this vid

[Ecsporas]

You lose one Subscribe , dumbass !

[kryskiller666]

Okay. Worst video ever?

[Theodosiou74]

did not know you could shoot portals out to the moon

[Will6753]

i beleive i was trolled (qoute from the spy remade)

[BlarkUntVhite]

portal 2 is out?

:(

[Muliox82Gamer]

I HAVE PORTAL 2 TOO!! :D

[SCGmovies]

LOL

[Shorigun]

WHEATLY IS THE FINAL BOSS!

[ridvan1995]

portal 2? Left 4 Dead 2? WHERE THE HELL IS GORDON?

[XxEmoSnowdayxX]

@ridvan1995 Half Life 2 DOES exist you know =P

[PearlsAvenuPictures]

mahahaahahaahahah xD

[kryskiller666]

Portal 2 singleplayer : Oh men, nice

Portal 2 multiplayer. what the fuck is team fortress 2 doing in my portal 2?

[M30W3R]

@kryskiller666 it's growing like a tumor

the brain kind

[McSpizzy]

@kryskiller666 I think you are referring to "Hat Fortress."

This new game is called Hat Fortress 2!

[gimly222]

@kryskiller666 holy doodley! exactly the same thought i had. i mean, keep the tf2 stuf in tf2 and keep portal 2 stuff in portal 2! is it so hard, valve?

[ValenM1997]

@kryskiller666 How is the multiplayer like TeamFortress 2?

[4DCrunch]

@ValenM1997 Hats, fucking hats.

[ValenM1997]

@4DCrunch ...That doesn't strike me as being like TF2.

[4DCrunch]

@ValenM1997 Really? This is Hat Fortress 2 we're talking about right? xD

[ValenM1997]

@4DCrunch Ya i know they have hats in TF2, but 1 the game is made by the same company (so duuur ya its gonna have copied stuff in it) 2 i find hats to be a really small part of it because they look microscopic when put on the bots.

[4DCrunch]

@ValenM1997 Just getting a bit tired of the Hat-Obsession, did they really have to infect P2 with them?

[ValenM1997]

@4DCrunch Every game company has there own THING this is Valves thing, if you like their games so much then respect their THING ( i couldn't think of a better name :P)

[4DCrunch]

@ValenM1997 There was a Steam Announcement earlier today about the hats, look on the TF2 Blog, post titled "Well That Was Close"

[kryskiller666]

@ValenM1997 Hats everywhere.

[CODMASTA]

Spoiler:

at the end of the game, you get

captured by

LAMBDA

[MrTonychester]

@CODMASTA and exacly what is LAMBDA? besides it being a greek word...

[chcc12]

@happysack1 have you not seen the extra in portal two for a game called super 8.

[Eedwart2007]

I know how this game ends..... the ending is pretty nice :P

[cockmaster2006]

damm you i want portal 2 D:

[1534015]

You lucky bastard!!!

[XBillums]

is there coop matchmaking?

[eartbhounds]

Oh HEY GUYS I GOT PORTAL 2 IMMA PLAY IT RIGHT NOW SOOO BYE BYE BYE

[koof4]

you like them ass

[Rugaas91]

wtf... attencion seeking ftl. unsubscribing atm

[JackOFBlades111]

@Rugaas91 Uhm?

[Rugaas91]

@JackOFBlades111 im using my anonymity to say that all these videos from Djy1991 lately is just crap.

[Galodude]

LOL PWNT AMERICA!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[DerBertRam]

CONGRATS!

[TheMotion01]

F*CKING AMERICA! I STILL HAVE TO WAIT 'TILL FRIDAY!

[u7alll]

@TheMotion01 have it as well and in english lol, get steam if u dont have it

[TheMotion01]

@u7alll my computer sucks too much :(. I actually had to wait five minutes for this video to load properly. :P

[u7alll]

@TheMotion01 oh well then get a new computer or just buy upgrades for the one u have now

[FMLAndrewR]

@TheMotion01 *steam, it's a wonderful thing :)*

[Galodude]

@TheMotion01 lol pwnt

[Wotvr]

@TheMotion01 Use Steam

[Indiemovieguy]

@TheMotion01 In Finland you can play it today :D

[ZombiPlan]

@TheMotion01 Australians got it today. Which is yesterday now.

[TheMotion01]

@ZombiPlan my brother just told me that his friend has been playing it for 8 hours now. WHERE DID I GET MY DATES FROM!?

[xixJazmaNxix]

@TheMotion01 valve released it early for steam users, they did a marketting franchise thingy where the more people bought an dplayed a certain game, the earlier it got released

[soderholm13]

@TheMotion01 gotta get down on friday (???)

[ThisIsntMyAccountShh]

@TheMotion01 America? I live in Pennsylvania and it came out this morning at 12:30 AM. So Fuck You!

[stunterz100]

@TheMotion01 and i cant portal 2 because this town sucks

[ZombieB00ze1]

@TheMotion01 i pre orderd witht the super fast delivery and it comes out on thursday so ill get it wednesday

[AlTheUnderdog]

@TheMotion01 What are you talking about? It came out today in America too (steam)

[TheMotion01]

@AlTheUnderdog Yea, that's what i'm saying, i'm from Scotland and it's not out here until Friday.

[AlTheUnderdog]

@TheMotion01 Oh sorry, I thought you said "F*CKING AMERICA!" like you lived in America and it didn't get released.

[Momo5775]

@TheMotion01 Poor you! I'm from France, and i have it !

[TodesSchamy]

@TheMotion01 i got it in switzerland

[resistance2fan10]

@TheMotion01 i live in america and i already have it

[plokkkkkkk]

@TheMotion01 it's friday friday gotta get down on friday

[khodo63]

@TheMotion01 DJY IS CANADIAN HE DIDNT HAVE TO WAIT TILL FRIDAY!

[Puffinyat]

@khodo63 NO SHIT SHERLOCK THATS THE REASON HE SAID HE HAS TO WAIT TILL FRIDAY DERP

[LHunterO78]

@TheMotion01 lol?

[supergeek46]

@TheMotion01 You mad Europe?

[TheMotion01]

@supergeek46 douche. :(

[Warzulg]

D: GIMME THIS

[Funbandza]

such awesome comentary

[MunchyToast001]

How the fok did you got it *sniff* i had to wait like a fool all those days decrypting the ARG and being happy of the countdown for our (reallife) car to break... delaying my RETAIL ONLY] copy of Portal 2 to the end of the month ? WWWHHHAAAIIII D:

If theres a guy called "god" up there , im gonna beat his ass till i hit rock bottom.

[GruntofAction]

@MunchyToast001

Might as well, he's already been beating your ass pretty hard judging from all that whine.

[MunchyToast001]

@GruntofAction I kno rite B) *forever_alone.jpg*

[KINGDotSlashFacepalm]

I liked Portal 2's End song. It was nice.

[rubetjeT]

Send me a copy K?

[legendofzeldafan111]

YES,wait,i dont really feel excited 3: NOOOOOOOOOO

JK!!!!

[GreatSteamingCatBox]

hnnnnggg

[nomanis2cool]

ME TOO

[EASTEDERD]

YES!

[amped46]

I feel the same!! Tiijueufjdyeyydydbxhudhrhdhhzd­vdhsjhwiiwofofjxb

[HeiHolaHello]

PORTAL 2 IS OUT OH GOD

[HeiHolaHello]

PORTAL 2 AAAAAAAAAH GAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAUGH *heavy breathing* OOOOAAAAAAAAAH OAAAAAAAAAHO HOHOAOOAOH GAAAAAAAH HAAAH KYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA *cough cough* OH GOD OH GOD WHAAAAT IS HAAPPEEENIIING IM LOSING MY VISION STUFF GETTING BLURRY *breath* WAAAAAAAAAAH WAHHAAUGH KAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHNNNNNAOOOO WHOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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