Touhou Soccer 2- Meiling's Hiryuu no Ken

[PokeDigiSonic]

Meiling: CHUCK NORRIS GIVE ME STRENGTH!

[dinokiller14]

Thats awfully alot of power for a ball thats rolling on the ground.

[HirosamaNadasaki]

yukari's epic fail

[PissedGrunty]

What the heck did I just watch?

[Davtwan]

Despite the "presentation" of this move, it's actually one of the more useful moves in the game. This is mostly because of two things: 1. It is a non-combination shot. 2. It's a shot from the ground. Most of the best guard moves in the game are poor against those types of shots including Letty's SGGK and Reimu Hakurei's Great Hakurei Barrier.

[shrodu]

Did Yukarri steal Zelda's dress?

[Eggmanlover]

@shrodu That's Yukari's SWR/Hisoutensoku outfit.

[shrodu]

@Eggmanlover I see....still looks like Zelda's dress. XD

[frogmaster200]

JAOOOOOOO!!!!

[BansheeHallow]

0:34 Super Robot Wars much?

[Doomed100]

I actually have the original N64 version of Hiryuu no Ken xD

[amvnutneara]

they got lazy on meling kick, like she is on gate guarding

[Davtwan]

@amvnutneara that'sthejoke.jpg

[interstellarradio]

Oh Yukari...

[sweethalogirl321]

So thats what Meiling does in her spare time...

[Reminiscable]

Spinzaku owned Yukari.

[TheLeafhopper]

Clearly Yukari was drunk.

[Davtwan]

@TheLeafhopper It's mostly because this is a non-combination ground shot. Most of the best guard moves in the game can't stop those types of shots, even Letty's SGGK has trouble against those types of shots (I.E. Reimu's Fantasy Heaven).

[GentlemanAeon777]

Yukari: SUPER MAGIC MEGA GIGA SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPYALIDOC­IOUS ANTI BORDER OF OVER KILL!

Meiling: WTF, I CANT GET PAST THAT, unless....

Yukari: THOU SHALL NOT PASS *Stabs umbrella into ground, causing ground to shake*

Meiling: Chuck Norris Sign: Roundhouse Kick!

Yukari:...FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­U-

[xtrem3rd]

This is what happens when a joke character turns into a LETHAL joke character.

[freyes00]

0:04 epic failz

[freyes00]

0:04 wtf!?!

[SonicMario777]

Sakuya: I have some news, Meiling.

Meiling: Yes, what is it, Sakuya?

Sakuya: There are those who think you fouled by kicking the ball during your special. They're also saying it during the mistress's special.

Meiling: So, I go out and punish whoever says it next.

Sakuya: Yes, and if they pick on you, call me and I will knife them for you.

Meiling: Thanks, Sakuya!

Sakuya: Now, get back to work!

Meiling: Yes!

[narutoninjutsu]

@SonicMario777 Meiling: *Fall's back asleep immediately* 

[DisgaeaDragoon]

Now I know what it feels to be in Sanae's shoes; That ball hit the ground and was coming to a crawl, Yukari overkill'd the defense, but the ball STILL smashed her and goal'd.

I blame the game and it's glitchyness.

[Well528]

...What a worthless barrier.

[YouyoumuTeam]

Yukari: Ha! you can't pass from here!! *casting SUPER BORDER OF THE BORDER OF THE BOUNDARY BETWEEN THE BORDER AND THE OTHER BORDER*

Reimu: uhhhh, yukari....

Yukari: YOU CAN'T PASS!

Reimu: umm, the mach have finished like 2 hours ago....

Yukari: damn it....

[Shyster404]

wait, If yukari controls boundaries...

and the goal is a boundary of the field...

....never mind

[cursedex]

Obviously Yukari failed to catch that ball because she could not stop laughing.

[Ushiodama]

I thought the ball hit the ground.

[Vector27X]

Yukari: Boundary of Goal and Miss!

*Sees the ball approaching the goal, not her.*

Yukari: Oh shit. *Jumps* *Get's ball'd*

Rinnosuke: GOAL!

[lightJason1]

Yukari: China has the ball easy block.

Meiling: My name is Hong Meiling! *kick the ball*

Yukari: That thing won't get through me. *get hit in the face by the ball and the ball hit the net*

Cirno: That lady is really a baka.

[Archimonde259]

Yukari: I got it, I got it, I got it! Whoopsie-daisy.

[travischan03]

When I look at this, I think of those cheap ripoff games that was made in china...related?

[GentlemanAeon777]

People see Meiling as useless, I however, avert this.

Shes not weak, shes just surrounded by overpowered freaks.

She could easily kick Sakuya's ass If she couldnt stop time.

The goalies usually expect goals fro m the air, usually propelled by danmaku.

But because this is soccer, and Meiling didnt use danmaku, Imagine Yukari's suprise at a ball getting through one her her boundaries.

[excalibursystem]

she kicked the ball. FOUL!

[narutoninjutsu]

Until :41, I wanted Yukari as my goalie... still, she's better than Meiling

[xxpaygexx]

Idk what was better, the hit or the miss.

[DJstagen]

That was very anti-climactic... Rofl at Meiling multiplying and flying in random directions. XD

[ihappy1]

The ball is already dead

[Dewani90]

@ihappy1 hokuto no ken reference, almost nobody will get it

go meiling, show them your chuugoku satsu

[Fluid4]

0:13 Meilingcopter has liftoff!

[jettythesunfish]

Meiling is awesome. 'Nuff said.

[Spiderpig2398]

SHE KICKED THE BALL LIKE SOME OTHER PEOPLE.

FOUL

[Maduo]

@Spiderpig2398

careful, you don't want to cross china, her kick is lethal towards balls =x

just look at how powerless yukari was against it!

[Tsukiyomaru0]

Foul! She kicked the ball!

[LUMBARDO12]

....... Wow.

[TetraHikari]

I think it should be called "Meiling's Spazzum."

[GentlemanAeon777]

I think Meiling just became my new favorite character. And she's possibly the only one to ACTUALLY outsmart Yukari.

Yukari: SUPER MEGA BORDER FROM HELL. Pass that bitch. >:)

Meiling: JAOOOOOOOO! *Ball falls under border*

Yukari: WTF!? *is sent flying*

Meiling: SCREWW THE RULES I HAVE RED HAIR!

[tuackanxu]

lolwat

[JRocker873]

FOUL! 

[TESTER610]

The logic here is simple: Meiling outsmarted everyone. While everyone else is making earth-shattering kabooms and rending the fabric of space-time to score, she kicks the ball like a normal person (albeit with a fancy display)! NOBODY expects it cuz everyone is prepared for the world-ending attacks that are commonplace, so everyone winds up all O_o? (How she managed to outsmart everyone, well, I'll leave that for you guys to ponder.)

[11bearhunter11]

Pfft...Someone got lazy creating this.

[MasterVageSha]

CIRNO PUSHED THE BALL RIGHT BEFORE YUKARI WAS SENT FLYING. THAT IS THE ONLY EXPLINATION.

[8BitManiac]

HIRYU NO KEN! FUCKING PWNED

[kakashiJAVB]

Yukari Goalkeeping = English Goalkeeping

[SnakeManEXE]

Mkay. Time to ruin the joke. Yukari's save is exclusive to airborne shots.

[Maduo]

@SnakeManEXE

so basically she can bend the borders of night and day, but not the border between ground and air? ;-)

[SnakeManEXE]

@Maduo Yes

[TripleFactorial]

*Sees the big red star on top of Meiling's head*

No wonder Sakuya always knifes her high. It's a potential One-Hit KO.

[FelixFalora]

Yukari: CHARMING QUADRUPLE BARRIER! Try to get it in now!

Meiling: *kicks the ball in* There.

Yukari: Wh-Wh-WHAT?! YOU DUMB BITCH, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KICK THE BALL, YOU... GAAAAAAAAH, WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU! Oh fuck it, I'm going back to sleep.

Meiling: Night night >3

[GentlemanAeon777]

Goal Keeper: FOUL SHE HIT THE BA- *Gets hit with Hiryuu no Ken in that...area*

Meiling: ANYBODY ELSE GOT ANY THING TO SAY ABOUT IT!?

[Manonthe3up]

@GentlemanAeon777 *get in wheelchair and raises hand* You wouldn't hit a crippled, would you?

[GentlemanAeon777]

@Manonthe3up

Meiling does not discriminate.*KICK*

jk jk XD

[Mojinr]

You're kidding me! This made my day! She copied that old super move from Flying Warriors on the NES? With the music?! My god that is great!

[DarkAce212]

Why is it that Mei ling gets the coolest potrait and theme music(besides MANnosuke) but the weirdest move ever.

[shadowtheswordsman]

@DarkAce212 cause she's lazy... but it makes for a funny shot

[Pr0b3Dr0n3]

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Woodplain]

This is the most epic parody of NES fighters EVER.

...I'm just disappointed that poor Meiling had to suffer the lost of a kickass animation to make me laugh so hard.

[shunkwugga]

She's more skilled in physical fighting than danmaku...probably why she opted to actually kick the ball as opposed to use a super attack.

[krawky398]

Who said that wasn't a super attack?

[StarforceOnAir]

FOUL! FOUL!

SHE KICKED THE BALL!!

[EBA273]

Meiling, your supposed to shoot the ball with danmaku, not kick it

[RayXDGreatX]

Marisa: No way! That's Impossible!

[OmegaChosen0]

Meiling-THAT IS HOW YOU PLAY SOCCER!!!!!

[RyuLucius]

FOUL!

China kicked the ball!

[Gizi64]

@RyuLucius They are allowed to in their super kicks!

[TARDISES]

@RyuLucius

Could be worse. Ran kicks it and SPLITS THE DAMN THING IN HALF.

[tenryuu]

This is epic.

As Meiling finishes her special, the ball rolls on the ground SLOWLY, then Yukari gaps and tries to block the slow-moving ball and gets sent FLYING.

Meiling is teh strongest

[Clone394]

this hsows that you dont need over kill to score a goal jus tap it...it work better for some unkown reason?

[anihilator100]

Since when Sakuya bought Nintendo for Meiling? O_o

[blaqbbw]

what when did everything go 8-bit

[Aberrant17]

When they decided to let the characters do their own animations. You know how lazy Meiling is.

[xxYakumoYukarixx]

Too powerful.... Meiling is a god among us....

[DrAWily]

not to mention that the ball was rolling when Yukari started the barrier.

[nsssj]

And then after all that, failed to break the net like just about every other super move. A true mindfuck all around.

[mfregien]

Well, the weakness of Yukari and Reimu's Barrier thingys is ground shots,like this and Master Spark.

[BlackWaltzX]

@Sondow22

The flat out strongest save in the game, paired with Letty's already insane goalie statline makes for a pretty crazy combination. However, much like Reimu's Great Hakurei Barrier, it's flaw lies in 1v1 shots. So while pretty much most aerial and trick shots (which are generally most all of the good shots in the game) won't break through, any simple shoot from the ground shots will. For example, Master and Twilight Spark, Dream Heaven, and even Meiling's Hiryu no Kiba.

(SGGK)

[BoneBeastKimimaro]

@Sondow22 Not to mention it sent her flying WHILE IT WAS ROLLING ON THE GROUND.

[Bigbattle22]

@Sondow22 Meiling's pent up rage from being a lesser knowed Touhou character gave her the power she needed to get a goal with a 5 mph kick.

[RanYakumoShikigami]

@Bigbattle22 Are you kidding? Meiling's won a character popularity contest before. It's just that nobody can remember her name.

[Bigbattle22]

@RanYakumoShikigami

Why? I don't think it's that hard to remember her name.

[RanYakumoShikigami]

@Bigbattle22 Really it isn't. But when she's universally called China, Chuugoku, or Kurenai by so many Touhou fans the name Hong Meiling gets lost apparently. If you've ever seen the filenames for replays in the fighters, the name is something along the lines of "Fighter 1 (underscore) Fighter 2". Even here Meiling is listed as "China".

[ShadowkingSonic]

@RanYakumoShikigami That is actually a joke in the game. She is constantly annoyed by being called China. In fact, she breaks the fourth wall in the first scene when she says "The name display says China!". BTW, your master made a Border Fail.

[Technature7567]

@RanYakumoShikigami

Actually, that's a joke. She's called Meiling in the beginning...but that quickly gets changed in the first scene.

Her name eventually gets changed again to Jack.

Poor girl...

[OmegaChosen0]

END GAME

Scarlet-WINNER-1

Yakumo-LOSER-0

STAR OF THE GAME-CHINA!!!

For the last time MY NAME IS HONG MEILING

Lei-Meh..I could have done better

[Pretztailfan95]

Lily White got pwned~

GO MEIRIN!!! :D

[rdj522]

Is it just me, or was this video uploaded at a higher quality than the others?

Probably just to showcase Meiling's special brand of awesome.

[OmegaChosen0]

Lol the ball respects Meiling cause she didn't OMG!OVERPOWEREDLOLISCOMINGTOKI­LLMEARMPITSGALLORE etc,,,,

[Archimonde259]

It looks like Yukari hs to work harder on not getting her "Boundary Between Goal and Miss" broken.

[Reyllyoc]

The sun was shining, so yukari was 9/10th part asleep.Anyway, it's a very nice move that Meiling does here :3

[DrAWily]

... wait..... why can't anyone block.

I mean... Yukari lost to MEILING!

....even I know somethings wrong with that picture.

[ZepherENocora]

no, somethings wrong when meling blocks correctly

[Aberrant17]

Relax, it's not like she got pwned by Cirno... Now THAT would be embarassing.

[DrAWily]

would it?.....ok. yeah. but cirno is to busy getting hit in the face.

[Riolu7]

0:26 - 0:28

SPRING IS-

not here now, Lily. >;D

[SaitoKojima]

Hiryu no ken....

Wow... I remember that game...

[sig519]

omg it brings so much good memories..

[jagus12]

Yukari: SUPER BORDER ANTI-MEGA OVERKILL SOCCER SHOTS! Pass through that, bitch >:)

Meiling: *rolls ball on the ground* *passes under Yukari*

Yukari: Dammit...

[Archimonde259]

Lol Hyryuu No Ken is a Ground Shot, Secial Saves don't block it =P

[Tsukiyomaru0]

@jagus12 Actually, I think it is somthing like Quadruple Barrier. If memory serves me well, in UNL, the weakness of this is behind and under.

[jagus12]

@Tsukiyomaru0

Wasnt it called "Yukari's Large Hadron Collider"?

Quadruple Barrier was from Imperishable Night

[Tsukiyomaru0]

@jagus12 No, it is Quadruple Barrier. Large Hadron Collider is a funny video made with mirrored Yukaris using the quadruple barrier.

[ViperKirby]

This is the best shot ever.

[celexter]

So much for:

"I'll say it one more time. My gaps are invincible!"

[somrandomgrl1]

Yukari couldn't even block!!?? 0_0 >.> * stares at Meiling* alright wut you give her, WHAT WAS IN IT!!?? ahh screw it your lucky that i think you kick ass XD

[OmegaChosen0]

Yukari is EPIC on anything she does..even on Failures

[jagus12]

Is that a double negative?

[PLZSSSBB]

Special Save-Blocks Air Shots

Hiryuu no Ken-Ground shot

Special Save does not block it.

[omgimodio]

I can't believe that O_o

[s0niKu]

Magic is not Meiling's forte. Turns out, this is.

[Archimonde259]

I'm gonna quote Shao Kahn, because it seems to me his words are the best description of what happened here.

"That was pathetic."

[hikarisalterio]

*face palm*

[cYsmix]

LOL, YUKARI CAN'T STOP A BALL ROLLING ON THE GRASS?

JUST FUCKING TRAIN IT! i mean.. what?!

[eisvogel01]

actually the failur of yukari was that her berier skill is an air block skill and Meiling's Hiryuu no Ken

is a gorund 1v1 shot most special saves work only vs air shots so meiling can even break SGGK with this skill

and actually if i stay in goal i always have a harder time with slow roling balls then with stuff that fly around the area of my head.

how ever slow roling balls kanot knock out a keeper

[Sondow22]

Is Yukari actually using a special save here? If so, what's it called?

My guess is that this damn shot's unblockable. x)

[OmegaChosen0]

Now we need a Meling-DYNAMIC ENTRY or FALCON KICK..and Chuugoku Satsu oh and a Team Shot with Lei and Hong would be awesome..especially a EX RUmia/Flandre combo as well

[Jaimas]

I love how Yukari can stop a ball travelling at NINETY-FIVE THOUSAND MILES PER SECOND launched using the powers of HELL ITSELF from Remilia or Flandre, but a ball that isn't even kicked that hard by Meiling manages to get through.

Epic Fail, Yukari. Epic FAIL.

[Burruni]

Here's the issue the ball was on the ground, and she's used to apocolyptic shots in the air.

As you see at 0:37 (or 38) the barrier is high enough for the ball to just roll under it.

This has been me making a random guess.

[OmegaChosen0]

See Scarlet cast?

You gals don´t need to overkill the ball to make a goal..just train a lot like Hong!

[gigaslave]

She did this with HARD WORK AND GUTS!

[winterchild004]

ROFL BWAHAHAHHAA!!!!!!!!!!!

[UzumakiNaruto94]

Wow someone actually KICKED the ball....no Sparks and no lasers. Finally one of the girls understood the concept of soccer xD

[gigaslave]

They play Gensokyo Rules Football, where the ball can be launched with Spellcards.

[asmadeous]

Well, at least they never used their hands.

[BenHutchinson1]

Did you know there's a Megaman Soccer game too?

[MeilingNotChina]

Best video ever!

[GensokyoCPUservice]

but you never do your job right!

-remillia-

[hypersonicblaze]

So let me get this straight. Yukari can make borders to keep the world intact but she can't stop a soccer ball rolling at what everybody here assumes is 5 miles per hour into a goal?

The border between logical and inlogical has just been broken. lol

[gigaslave]

The ultimate technique forced the ball to travel much slower than it should, so the inertia contained by the ball is massive. This mkaes it far stronger than Yukari expected. BONK

[Katsukage0]

Yukari could just gap everywhere she needed

[SouthernRiprey]

Well, that's why it is Touhou LOL...

[hypersonicblaze]

And thats why its awesome. XD

[kensaya]

@hypersonicblaze yes

it has been

[disgaearapesall]

gawd this sure as hell beats any soccer game.

[KurisuBlaze]

Looks like Yukari guarded high against a low attack there. That was the mistake.

[TNinja0]

She failed to stop a rolling ball. :P

[gigaslave]

Yukari put the border up wrong - when the ball connected, there was the force-feedback loop which caused the barrier to backfire catastrophically. BONK

[DemyxCD]

No one can beat China´s powerfull shoot not even the strongest youkai that can simply destroy all gensokyo if she wanted

[Elinie]

Yukari Epic Failed

[IsuKen]

Remilia: *pulls her aside* Hey, um, Chuugoku? HOW THE HECK DID YOU DO THAT?!

Meirin: Ancient Chinese Secret. :3 *dagger hits her in the head*

Patchy: Maybe we should give her a soccer ball to guard the Mansion with.

Remilia: *looking at Meirin bleeding unconciously* Maybe we should call Eirin. -.-;

Flandre: *pokes Meirin's body*

[IchigoArlekin]

Yukari get ⑨WNED

[StrawberryMirror]

I find it funny that Yukarin has to use a SUPER MEGA ULTRA BORDER just to stop a ball that's rolling at less than 5 mph.

And fails. Horribly.

[hypersonicblaze]

All I gotta say is....FALCON KICK!!

[Y0tsuba]

You have failed me for the last time, Miss Yukari.

[tthething]

the ball was already on the floor

it was just rolling

and it kicks yukarin away?

LOL

[sinaves]

wow, I bet the touhou cast pulled a '...' to a full frontal faceplant.

[fenixspirit367]

remilia and sakuya: *facepalm*

[ReiKusanagi]

China just (9)ed Yukari.

[Kihova]

GO China GO !!!

[kitsunehanyou09]

To be able to break through Yukari's border...it cannot be!

[hikarisalterio]

THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE as everyone might say. Since Yukari had the impregnable border... Until now.

China is good at destroying borders, not keeping then. See, how well she guards the gates of the SM?