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  • lol I'm from Canada , this was really funny.. But the Metric System is used by more people in the world then the system the U.S.A Uses. :P

  • Hey don't judge the metric system!!

  • canada can ummm go suck a baby seals dick

  • ha "canada ruined bacon" canada can suck our dick 

  • Im canadian and I have a sense of humour

  • I like how so many people are butt hurt about this. It's time to grow up kids :)

  • canada's leader is called the prime minister not president.

  • lol

  • We're still a global power. And what is Canada? Tree huggers, right? Correct.

    Besides this isn't meant to be racist you dipshits. Rucka Rucka Ali makes racism look stupid. So shut the fuck up you treehuggers.

  • racest

    

  • @TheLaplants why do u think he put stuff like this on youtube

  • AND WHO THE FUCK STARTS A FIGHT AT 6:00 AM

  • Lol aleast in Canada we are not FatAsses like u amercians and Fyi we do not have a president Stop going on the net all of your lives and finding out false info u dumbasses

  • LoL all jus like a typical AMERICAN... talking shit.... jus mind u own damn business n u wudn't have the whole world against ur asss... obesse corrupt people lol

  • @carloeramos faaaags.... you posers made Canadian football... that sport is a joke

  • @carloeramos i think its funny how you think its cool to type like a moron but what do you expect from a fuckin canadian. AND second if you do your research AMERICA has quite a few FUCKING ALLIES!! so maybe just maybe you should go get that canadian bacon shit and shove it Right back up your Ass...

  • @guncrazy12345 i think its funny how AMERICA hasn't had an actual war on there soil... N i wud like to c what ur so called ALLIES wud do for your fat asses if war was brought upon your doooor.... ???

  • straight up fucking ignorance is what this is people just always have to be chirping other people, how bout you look at your own flaws

  • @TaintedControllers We do all the time, but this is not how people usually think. This song is trying to be steriotypical, its the point, its the joke. Canada is our best ally, they support, and prottected us on several occasions. We owe them alot, and we do not take them seriouse enough.

  • "statistically have smaller boobs" lol, our beer is stronger which means our boobs are bigger

  • This guy is soo retarted its not evan funny!

  • what if your not proud to be Canadian, North America sucks in general... EUROPE! AHAHAHAHAHA! suck it.

  • wait till the americans waste all their oil and well be number one ;) then you guys will be fucked ahha :D

  • i love Canada aye

  • U.S.A. ALL the way!

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  • btw the A us joke dont hate this is making fun of canada so i guess i can make one joke usa wont win with out OIL jk

  • @toonlink501  that was very funny

  • @toonlink501 lol im not being a dick but texas has over 50% of the worlds oil:)

  • @Thex1SHOTx bro i commented on this 3 months a go give a rest lol

  • @toonlink501 lol i didnt see the date i just saw and didnt think twice bout sharing that fact

  • hahah im from canada and i find this funny ....dont hate :D

  • @toonlink501 i find it funny too and my great grandmother is canadan... jeez somepeople need to take a joke

  • fuck the us

  • @christinecarzy ffuck u canadian homo

  • Canada is Full of love, america is full of hate and cares about only itself .thats what this makes me feel.

    thats prob why Americans where taking slaves and canada was trying to free them in the 1800s. thats why canada volunteered to support the allies in world war 2 and americans waited till they got attacked at pearl harbor.

    Plus we burned the white house down in the war of 1812. just saying.....,,.

  • @bman303 Canada is full of homosexual. I'm Russian and think Canada is gay.

  • @MrIhatespork thatis very racist a whole country cant be gay oh and btw you dont even have a good reason for thinking that one of the only things that isbad with canida is justin beaber being born here so you can shutup you commie basterd

  • @shsmaniacmaniac Shut up you dumb Canadian. Your survival is based on the fact US defended you and that's still the only reason why Canada isn't no longer. Actually Canada has the highest homosexuals per capita in the world. Look it up. I'm not a communist. I'm a Federalist. Now go back to your pathetic Canadian lifestyle.

  • @MrIhatespork hey am i a dumb canadian your dumb ass helped the nazis in the beging of world war two we joind the allies as poland got attacked and the us waited oh btw heres the chart for the homosexuals in the world

    great britian (1) america(2) italy(3) France(4) Asia(5) Australia(6) fuck you suck my canadien cock

    and ilove my life style itswaybetterthen your shitty russian ass

  • @shsmaniacmaniac LOL. Don't flatter yourself. Canada was put along side of Americans. Russia fought the whole Eastern front. Sent 15 million to die in the Great patriotic war (WW2). Not to mention US supplied the allies. By the way while Russia is a global leader, no one even knows who your PM is. Canada is #1 in homosexual list percapita UK is 5th US 4th. Don't you play games with me silliy Gaynadians. I won't suck your cock because Canadians have vaginas. If you weren't backed by US we'dfucku.

  • @bman303 know wat the US triede staying out of that war bcuz we technically didnt have teh supplies to join so we just stayed supplying our allies until the JAPS had the genius idea to bring us into it knowing very well we'd kick them all in ass so u can just go screw urself we americans altho under the leadership of an idoit still have our ways and bcuz u feel rucka rucka ali is being a jackass toward canada then quit listening to him and leave us alone ur ass

  • @bman303 know wat the US tried staying out of that war bcuz we technically didnt have teh supplies to join so we just stayed supplying our allies until the JAPS had the genius idea to bring us into it knowing very well we'd kick them all in ass so u can just go screw urself we americans altho under the leadership of an idoit still have our ways and bcuz u feel rucka rucka ali is being a jackass toward canada then quit listening to him and leave us alone ur ass

  • fa-a-a-a-gs LOL.

    Canada is NOT a fighting Country ... ofc not we'd probably lose. LOL

  • hey usa were even we made jb but u made chuck norris :)

  • look at all these pissed off Canadians! hahahahah

    AAARRRGHHHHH

  • @fLRedSpade STFU of course I am pissed off and offended that this idiot wants to make a song about us Canadians NOT LIKE YOU LAZY LARDS ARE BETTER ALL YOU DO IS EAT FAST FOOD. NO WONDER YOU GUYS ARE SO OBESE. I WOULDN'T BE TALKING

  • @TheCanadiangirl16

    >No wonder you are all so obese

    That;s like me saying, no wonder you Canadians all chop wood and make male syrup

  • @TheCanadiangirl16 hey rucka rucka ali is american and he is just amking i=his life and not all of us r obese im 15 and only weigh 97 lbs. so u can STFU

  • we were there longer!!our governor general was from haiti!-MORON!!

  • Canada!??? they will always be looking up to us! USA FOREVER! tree huggers!

  • MrCmacman amen dude!

  • We might of ruined basketball but you ruined HOCKEY

  • @MrCmacman

    How so?

    The best international hockey team is actually Canada, the best NHL team is also Canadian, with 24 Stanley cups.

    Anyway, as you probably guessed I'm Canadian.

    And if you guys didn't notice that this song is made for humorous purpose you're idiots...

    I laughed a bit but It's not as good as others songs from Rucka Rucka :)

  • @MomieeCA im canadian

  • @MomieeCA yeah because most americans give a flying fuck about hockey..

  • But seriously for the comments dat are making fun of America, if America suks then y does almost ever race try so hard to get in America

  • Guys it's jus a joke seriosly but Stop sayin Canada is better if u don't lik America Then u could get out

  • you guys can say all you want about canada cause atleast us canadians can take a joke.....like seriously im canadian and i cant see who would be affened its just a joke like who cares! just saying

  • At least were not fat asses like Americans!

  • would just like to bring up 1812 you americans tried to start shit and we beat you senceless

  • @Megadeth399 You faggots forgot we burned down YorkTown and we wanted to delcare war for Oregon but you fags gave it to us.

    Learn History :)

  • @Megadeth399

    You do relise if America Wanted to Start something with Canada the fight would be over in literally Hours

    We Dont have much of a Millitary

    So please stfu you fail of a Canadian (Btw i am Canadian)

  • hahaha..

    

  • hahah...

  • half the world is starving and america is half obese- whats wrong with this picture??

  • @toxic771 well when u think we are the first there to help these countries like haiti and whatever u should be talking dipshit

  • Canada pride nation wide

  • just about sums up canada ;]

  • @RAPFURY1 oh really? just about every part of this is bulshit

  • @MrShredder67 who asked your opinion? retard.

  • @RAPFURY1 who asked yours?

  • @MrShredder67 you tube did. you commented on my comment, aint needed.

  • @RAPFURY1 thats the point of the reply button

  • @MrShredder67 no, no it's not the point of the reply button to argue like a prick. kbye.

  • @RAPFURY1 no but it is the point of it to voice my opinion on your comment and that is exactly what i did

  • @MrShredder67 no, you never voiced shit, you're trying to overcome my comments, which are failing.

  • @RAPFURY1 you voiced your view on this video and i voiced my response to it. that is pretty much all that has happened here

  • @MrShredder67 and i didn't ask for it. video's are there to comment/rate.

  • @RAPFURY1 and comments are there to reply on/ thumb up or down

  • @MrShredder67 but i don't want you to so don't ? :L

  • @RAPFURY1 what if i do? whats gonna happen then?

  • @MrShredder67 Wow, I'm not even insulting you, you're here for arguments, I'm just tellin' you facts, get a life.

  • @RAPFURY1 lol im not even. you say your stating facts when really you tried to start an argument that you cant finish

  • someone please deport justin bieber back to canada

  • canada is actualy winning a war against america they spawned justin bieber to destruct america from the inside with bad music

  • @TheScK1994 its a miley cyrus and jonas brothers counterstrike

  • @TheScK1994 mission accomplished

  • @TheScK1994 Ahh...Actually we are winning now because of Rebecca Black.

  • @akropiss Good information to have. Thanks.

  • @akropiss If anyone takes this song seriously, they're retarded. I'm from the USA, and I just find this funny and untrue. By every standard, as of this year, Canada has done way better than the USA, and if I could get citizenship there I'd move. Simple as that.

  • 1982!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!

  • So you start the video with the Prime Minister of France and George Bush.

    The U.S.A really dont know whats on the go

  • Ok I think Canada is cool,But this song makes me laugh and besides Canada gave us Justin Beiber which wasn't cool. I think Beiber should be De-ported,like right now.

  • this rap sucks, rucka rucka ali is so incompetent at rapping. Classified is better at rapping instead taking a song from kid cudi.

  • @bleach5264 You're not familiar with the word "Parody" are you?

  • canada is okay at fighting, but you americans start wars 24/7 

  • Uh the majority of Canada is English

  • America has good military.

    Canada has good health care.

    Now shut up and listen without arguing. You people obviously can't take a joke.

  • WTF you stole this from rucka

  • true

  • mess ed up imaging fag ;(

  • k im from canada , and i think this song is the shit

    THUMBS UP IF UR A CANADIAN AND U LIKE THIS SONG :DDD

  • America we have already kicked your ass once! What makes you think we cant do it again?

    Your president comes to us, notice our Prim Minister never goes to you

  • some of the comments on this video have caught my attention, how can you try diss britain? i meen really...we have the best army and best special forces you should know what i meen when i say SAS...we would liturally kick the shit out of america..we have alot more power and allies so dont try diss us..that would be uhm unwise tbh

  • @rank0121oty lighten up you British fag 

  • @rank0121oty You might be a retard us Americans have the most highly trained special forces so get your facts straight and even our grunts could kick your militaries butt

  • im canadian and this song is fucking hiliarus calm down people.  ruka ali makes fun of everyone JEEZE and i respect america because were wite people and there wite people

  • @deewrie12 it not only white people country dick

  • lmfao @ all of canada

  • all the stripes make people look fat and stars make you look like you think that your soo kewl but your really not your just an ass that belongs in the trash because thts were all of the other americen fag///fat asses//inerices go so you can suck on the bitch and americans poilot the world IT WAS THERE FUCKIN FAILT THAT WE HAD THE OIL SPILL!! ass holes..

  • we provide canadas army with supplies, so...yeah.

  • @TheAssassin111 Lol hell yea...

  • @xGR1MxProductionSx ass hole

  • @jencoco78 huh? I'm an ass hole because I have 4 Canadian friends and we all know that America really DOES Supply MOST Of Canadian army supplies and yet they want to fight us? we only don't because we have a treaty that's like 700yrs old.... I don't think were just guna break a treaty after that long... and make sure you learn what your saying BEFORE You say it ^^ Ty....

  • boringgggggggggggggggg

  • rush is canadian so we kick ass!!!

  • haha im canadian and this is hilarious

  • go home home you durty american

  • just to put my opignion here ...without us? no m1 garand ..no m1 garand? no main weapon used in ww2. no canada? no huge ressource sell. oh and people saying our army is weak.. its been prove we got the best training and we got the highest accuracy lol oh and winning a war with atomic weapons is like figthin a baby to death and being proude of it loool so never laugh of canada. lets just be friend cuz you should not underestimate canada.

  • Hey now cant america and canada live in peace and focus on the REAL enemy THE EARTH ITSELF jk but just calm down with the " AMERIKA SUKS" "CANADA SUKS" coments it is just a funny song so live with it

  • @weirdalfan001 fuck you i bet you are america and until a little shit like rucka here makes a video dissing the fuck out of your country shut the fuck up you have no idea how insulting this crap is to canadians we are the only country in the whole world who gives two shits about america and this is the respect you show us

  • @kanekgt

    waaaaaaaah go play hockey

  • @bluerayboy suck my dick wannabe

  • @kanekgt how am i a wannabe dick head why would i want to be canadian

  • @bluerayboy lol, you tell 'em!

  • @kanekgt i did not dis cqnqda i said we shold get along why are you getin angrey at me? beacuse i like a song? beside this song is a COMEDY song it is just for loling

  • @weirdalfan001 canada asshole ad it is not funny in any way have this kind of a video made about america ad you will see how insulting it is until then just shut the fuck up

  • @kanekgt Hey, Mr. Canadian..nice way to to talk to a teenager. He said it is just a funny song..and by the way you read/talk, YOU don't deserve any respect!

  • ya its true we would get wasted by the americans but its because there population is huge and canadians spend there money on bigger variety of things

  • @supman123abc we wouldn't get beat down at all. We have friends everywhere. If USA were to attack Canada they'd get obliterated by the rest of the Earth in a day. We don't need a military if we're friends with everyone. USA's got a huge military force but everyone hates them and they're no match against the whole world.

  • We do something you don't like say it our faces bitches! We'd kick your ass anyday. Try me ;) THE CANADIAN HAS SPOKEN! So deal with it (: American's go home!

  • @Canadianhottie606 Sorry to burst your tiny bubble but we would get destroyed within 2 days. The Canadian's have spoken that this person knows nothing and should not be considered Canadian. Jks but we would get destroyed unless we got quite a few allies to back us up

  • @darkwrath85 mhhm your opinion not mine. 

  • @Canadianhottie606 haha wow the fuckin poor countries in africa could take canada

  • @jdn1497 sry wut i cant here u over my free health care benifits

  • @jdn1497 What were you saying? I can't hear you over our great health care, awesome fighters in Afganistan right now and our fucking awesome ass schooling bitches so get a life would yeah ;)

  • @Canadianhottie606 u cant hear us over ur 3 fuckin soldiers in afganastan, we have 20,000 deaths in afganastan and almost 50,000 injured

  • @jdn1497 DIP SHIT WE BEAT YOURASS ONCE WE CAN DO IT AGAIN

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  • @jdn1497 Unlikely, they'd be too busy spreading American with aids.

  • @jdn1497 Too bad canada was asked to help out in world war 2 the statistics were ever 1 canadian it took 2 germans to kill

  • @jdn1497 BTW!!! First of all im canadian & im speaking english. AND... Canada Has the best trained military IN THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD WHILE ALL THE US HAS IS MONEY TO SPEND ON TANKS THAT JUST END UP GETTING BLOWN UP TO SHIT. EAT IT BITCH ASS

  • @jdn1497 That's good for you. I'm proud of my country and that's something you dumbass americans can't take away. Why don't you come say this to my face. Really. Do it. Over a computer is making you look stupid.

  • @Canadianhottie606 correction, americans aren't dumbass's. Some times our leaders appear to be, not us as a whole, btw i need sum ice

  • @voldo908 Lmao what's with the ending? And your country is pretty fucked up. No offence but your last president screwed your ass's up pretty bad.

  • @Canadianhottie606 what leader doesnt fuck up? and we arent as fucked up, i mean seriously you got your independence...28 years ago? took a long time to break away from the brits eh?

  • @voldo908 I know but he screwed up majorly bad. Do you have a clue about how deep americas hole is right now? Even i know that. And it's pretty fucking deep. And we still got independence didn't we? More independence then you guys have.

  • @Canadianhottie606 we still are a powerful country.

  • @voldo908 And so is Canada. But independence is what makes a country strong doesn't it? It's not just soldiers or medical benefits. It's kinda the stereo type we get also. What the country and it's people represent?

  • @Canadianhottie606 yet we are the most influential country.. and we have our independence thank you in our bill of rights and amendments... and the 1st two rights in our bill of right are our best imo

  • @Canadianhottie606 and tell me what does Canada represent? Maple trees? only thing that I can think for canada is Quebec they have a long history and what they represent and their flag has meaning urs means u have trees big fucking whoop we have fucking trees too

  • @MRFCKJEWTUBE Oh ouch, that hurt so much. Is that all you can complain about? Our flag? Hahahahahahahahaha. I broke my arm when i was in Washington a couple years ago. I couldn't get a cast with out paying almost 1000 for it plus getting the bone back into place was another 200. Rip off much? And all your country represents is "ooohhh pretty gun -aims at head- BAM".

  • @Canadianhottie606 Tell me this, what do you make besides Swedish fish? Also, you lied unless you meant you paid almost $1,000.00 if you minus about 700 or so from it rofl nice lie dude. I would also like to ask to help show the stupidity and lack of attention paid to make this lie why would u be in the US if you hate the US so much that is like me hating mexico and mexicans but then go to mexico to visit where its filled with mexicans.

  • @Canadianhottie606 Word of advice from me. I never lie because to lie i would have to keep track of everything I lied about

  • @Canadianhottie606

    Go troll somewhere else douchebag

  • @voldo908 A very powerful country we can destroy everything on the earth 9 times

  • @voldo908 LMFAO, and leave those seals alone, forgot that ;)

  • @jdn1497 but when you tried we burned down your capitol

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  • @Canadianhottie606 ..and this is why he made this song. oh and you were gonna say eh right? rofl

  • @Canadianhottie606 bet u have small boobs huh?

  • @TheCaptian420 lmfao uhhh random and haha sorry bud your dead wrong there xD

  • whats the real song?

  • @DonSkuzaCinema Kid Cudi day and night

  • what is the name of the real Kid Cudi song?

  • @sexilexilez69 Day & Night

  • only bad thing canada ever produced was justin bieber

  • @skateboardingchamps nickel back, avril lavigne... it goes on

  • oh whut sorry i cant hear your fatass over there