Game Fails: Battlefield 3 "If only he had windshield wipers!"

[ifoundyou37]

Pilot: Is it a spider? GET IT OFF! (BOOM)

[poisonisFunguy182]

place a spawnpoint on a jet you got yourselft a carrier plane

[Racingtruck1245]

JACKHAMMER

[CrusixBlade]

Alright, two things...

1. Why is Caboose in Battlefield 3?

2. WHO THE HELL TOLD HIM TO RESUPPLY THE JET'S AMMO?!

[MrDrasLeona]

other way to shit on ppl, get C4 and try to get urself ontop of the jet when u spawn, put a lot of C4 on the top of the jet or on the nose at the top. when they are trying to gain altitude after taking off , blow it up and they should nosedive beautifully into the earth.

[j05hzors]

who put that mountine there?

[MegaCoyote15]

ammo box dude: you need ammo before you fly!!

pilot: hey take that thing off!

ammo box dude: your noot taking off here i will press this button for you...

pilot: waiitttttt!!!!!

*boom*

ammo box dude: wow that ammo box blows up nicly!!!

[Lusiggy]

0:24 extreme welding

[nastykiller117]

Asian pilot, correct?

[CrazyDrgonRider]

@nastykiller117 racist

[LordKizrak]

YAY!! MK3A1 (AKA Jackhammer) FTW!!!

[haloreachgamer117]

Someone is going to have an embarrassing story to tell, that person's wife.

[fuzzygame12]

It's all fun and games till someone crashes into a mountain.

[tatertots3231]

I love how in the end the dude just stands there and stares at the mountain as if to say "what the fuck... just.... happened...."

[XtremeAsianGamer]

i don't think insurance is going to cover that one...

[georgebaggy]

This is just fucking classic

[TheWunderwaffe]

Dick move classification : Super successful.

[elbridge27]

This is my main priority with the jet once i get Battlefield 3

Crash it into a mountain on the first try.

[Triickshotssss]

osama

[21darkdude]

when it goes in rewind its a happy ending

[supersoakman1212]

now if he were pro, he could have flown straight through that mountain, taken out the entire enemy team by jumping out and shooting 1 bullet, done a 360, got back in his jet, then landed....

just sayin. :\

[KylerWyler]

According to the top comment, making a clever comment is as simple as saying lol.

So here goes...

lol

[PotPosCornos]

@KylerWyler one does not simply copy others to get to top comments

[icantlisten225]

Do jet pilots have jet insurance...and health insurance???...

[sweettooth564]

Guy with box ''i want my Jet!''

Guy in Jet''Holy...''

[BENDOVER9810]

i'm eating shards of glass

[bjdotson]

Did anyone else notice that the majority of BF3 fails are with air vehicles? -.-

[Linguma]

i liked the comment about the insurance, but now it's lost in the sea of crappy comments

[FilAm4494]

women drivers...

[AlexxWhitetv]

i want pancakes

[78Lewa]

all you see in other jet guy calling out "tim you there tim"?

[GhilliesInTheMidst]

@78Lewa stole that line from game fails.. good job

[mshaloman1]

0:35 "sonofabiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii--" *crash* dude on ground: "Oh my god! Jerry! JERRY!"

[CastroCezar]

epic troll!xD

[CryptidExplorer]

Touch

[scarface4724]

fucking loled hard when i saw it go into the hill hahaha 

[Air8990]

And not a single fuck was given by the other pilot that day.

[DPowered1]

the reason he paused for so long was because he laughed himself to death

[jorgezing7204]

add me on xbox my gamertag is EV1lxwarrior

[MyTokyodrift]

This guy on the jet must be really fat...

[zerrierslizer1]

LOLZ!!!XD

[Mofalcolm334]

The fuck did lol get top comment (-_-)

[sysouvanh]

med and ammo kit in a transport chopper?

[oohdatguy]

imagine explaining that one to the commander...

[KageNinja75]

@oohdatguy "Sir, the enemy has developed a new kind of jamming device."

[rulyow0rlD67]

@oohdatguy Commander he was a noob a had to take him out

[Legion12Centurion]

I have to try this muhahahahh!

[BxSHANExH]

lol

[swatunit05]

the guy could of changed the camera view

[CTylerPrower]

I hate when people think its funny to screw up other players or teamkill.

Between friends, it'll be funny most of the time. But when its some random asshole, it makes you wonder sometimes why it was a good idea to play with people online.

[thetrueawesemokenzie]

Wiper juice is important.

[stickvortex]

TROLOLOLOLOL

[Orochimaru1Pein1M]

This was fucking awesome. XD

[bomob70]

:troll: ahahaaa

[Excallyburr]

:troll:

[bmonney2]

:nothingtodohere:



[luigifan8282]

Tuker did it!

[PhrozenFerret]

0:38 He was just like "...Oops"

[oosh975]

i used to be that mountail, then i took an arrow in the knee

[GamerOnly62]

The ammo box block the glass :P

[simsamjimbob]

See this is why i still think bin laden is alive !

[weather12348]

Guy 1:OK TIME TO ROCK!!!

Guy 2: Hey man. Need some ammo?

Guy 1: WHAT THE HELL GET OFF.

Guy 2: But you look like you need ammo!

Plane: Launch.

Guy 1: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUC.....­.( The plane exploded.)

Guy 2: Troled >=)

[raraaaraaraaaaraaaaa]

@weather12348 no

[sniperwolf3607]

i dont get it...people put ammo on my jet all the time and it dosent mess me up..

[nckrei141]

keep in the middle of the plane and it will never take off but will kill you.

[Lionferrari777]

this what happens when jun puts his lunch box on a jet that kat was pioting

[SweHuntah123]

@LBOGaming Heheheeeee.... No like for you :)

[LBOGaming]

@SweHuntah123 hello my friend is a thumb whore and this channel is run by 3 people fuck everything! :D

[JBCanimation]

@SweHuntah123 How dare you :P

This is the king of halo machinima.

[SweHuntah123]

@JBCanimation I'm already subbed to them lol.

[LBOGaming]

@SweHuntah123 to who? us?

[JBCanimation]

@LBOGaming Yes

[JBCanimation]

@LBOGaming I think...

[SweHuntah123]

@LBOGaming Mhm.

[Toenism]

@LBOGaming Fuck you...

[cammandorkeyes]

@LBOGaming well played sir well plaed

[gheith001]

@LBOGaming oh, you mean the dislike button? :D

[lolpl0000]

@LBOGaming Lol u wanted ppl to check that out on your comment, dont you?

[thedai7]

Type 95 Holographic?

[IAmDimiara]

omg my gut hurt

[tristenlogan]

i like how u are in a jet

[lexievv]

U know the fun thing about battlefield. if u look good enough u can pick out the real (ex) CoD players 1 by 1 xD

[HDCarrioner]

For all the "layman": Those 2 jets on that map always tuch each other wings causing them to change direction a bit. If both of them try tobe "first" one or both of them will crash

[aeomus26]

"Who put that mountain there!?"

[zagboyar]

@i1killed2god3 Why are you a BF hater, fucking cod lovers go back to your noobtubes and campers you fuck.

[Epicsexyness]

the funniest thing happend to me, i was driving a little bird and wiggleing around AND I FELL OF THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER all b4 the game started

[WafflezDay]

This "Kat" joke is starting to get kind of old :P

[WatchNotDo]

@WafflezDay It's no joke... (o.O)

[WatchNotDo]

@WafflezDay It's no joke... (o.O)

[jman10trex]

@WafflezDay not as old as arrow to the knee or chuck norris

[CookIsDaWinnaMon]

@WafflezDay quick make a new one :D

[xXkreedyXx]

@CookIsDaWinnaMon quick, fuck off

[TheAbirdstudio]

@WafflezDay like the arrow in the knee joke if you know what I mean :/

[WafflezDay]

@TheAbirdstudio of course

[rorozollo]

I'm am proud to present the jet fighter pilot good luck son.....

[foxesarecooltoo]

@Avymil it's a sukhoi, a Russian plane

[Airondot]

i got to do this

[lvl7Zubat]

i know that it was Kat in that thing for sure!

only she can crash a 10 million dollar plane in 10 seconds

[XCSDeathAssassinSCX]

guy at 0:14 "no no no no dont hit THAT MOUNT..... shit.... im so getting fired for this" LOL

[icantlisten225]

AMAZING!!!!! WHEN I GET THIS GAME, IMA DO THE SAME THING!!!!!!

[i1killed2god3]

@icantlisten225 Please don't get this game.

[taintedtapper]

@i1killed2god3 Why should he not?

[HackaDak]

he could have changed to 3rd person view :P

acc IDK i've never been in a godamn jet. every time one spawns i either get killed on the way to it, or my team mate gets it first

[caro1000000]

Stupid Kat, you can't win everytime by hitting your teammates.

[D3adlyGodz]

SO THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I BEAT SOMEONE TO A JET ON THIS MAP! .;(

[guigasmattos]

Player:LET ME CLEAN UP UR WINDOWN SIR!

Pilot:FUCK U!OH SH........!

[HAITHIX1]

pilot: dude get off!

troll:hahaha

pilot: dude please i cant see!

Troll: *slips*

Pilot: finally OH FU-

Troll: :o

[ODSTD56]

@HAITHIX1 Yeah thats the problem with this game. Too many trolls trying to ruin a perfectly good game.

[xdrummer2010x]

Just like real life!

[loganroxoffsox1]

That's what happens when Toyota makes your jets. :|

[MisterAbs003]

Thats it! I'm subscribing.

[TheWhiteWolf1337]

I love how the guy is just like O_O at the end.

[MrKickasscomedy]

sadly charlie was drinking before he got on that plane contact your local authorities to keep drunk drivers off the roads and skys

[lolzhackzernubz]

that plane needs to have an impact smart (insert name if somthing here)

[acomputer121]

@lolzhackzernubz

errrrrrrm...... FOOTBALL!!!

[AnotherBiasedFanboy]

what a troll! XD

[eefree89]

Box of 7.62x39 rounds: $1250

Su-35BM Flanker E: $4,500,000

Trolling a pilot: priceless

There are somethings money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterCard.

[ZeroToNowhere]

@eefree89 *tax money

[Avymil]

@eefree89 : Apparently the jet looks like it must have been made in china.... O.o

[drago2021]

@eefree89

Can we please make that a thing?

[eefree89]

@drago2021 Memes cannot be made; they are only born.

[drago2021]

@eefree89

Would you be interested in a little meme pregnancy?

[Shadowhumper360]

@drago2021 How about a meme abortion? 

[Mrbumbleb3]

the guy at the end is just like, o shit

[evilmonkey21000]

if the guy inside was a plane whore then awesome

if the guy outside was a plane whore then FOR SHAME!

if they were both plane whores, then i hope the survivor got sniped.

remember kids, use your planes in moderation.

[ZeroToNowhere]

@evilmonkey21000 This is planely (get it?) obviously.

[0IIIIII]

Cool

[MrMaillouxB]

TROLOLOLOL.

[CastledCard]

Guy on top, "Yah lets do this."

Pilot, "YAH!"

Plane takes off.

Guy falls off.

Pilot, "Oh god!"

[HUSTLERUniverse]

Bäm !!!

[BananaMonkeyization]

Pilot: JAFAR GET THE HELL OF THE WINDSHIELD

Jafar: Okay.jpg

Pilot: THANK YOU now flight check OMFGISTHATACLIFF?!

Jafar:Trollface

[Ricokz]

@BananaMonkeyization That... isn't even funny.

[WaffleFa1L]

@aaroncassidy7 Gtfo. You need to make some friends if you have the time to argue over games on YouTube. Shit, seriously...

[aaroncassidy7]

@WaffleFa1L Do I know you? Because I have friends actually. If I have the time? This took me about 30 seconds... I never knew correcting people who rage at games was so frowned upon, yous are fuckin berts

[cheechanchux]

Hahahahaahahahahahahaha what a dumbass!!!!!

[TheWaplespunk]

pilot's thoughts: ahhh, finally got a je- SPIDER! GET IT OFF! AHHHHH-crash.

[GamingFan5000]

If only he had some headlight fluid.

[John16539]

SWERVE! SWER-

[Narmocu]

Just one question: why did he turn in the first place?

[ZeroGravitySRX]

Probably just needed some headlight fluid

[TheFirestorm214]

Never Forget.

[Codeliteness]

LOL HAHAH WTF

[coltsfan354]

I gotta blame the pilot on this one. If he was really good, he would have been able to compensate for it. XD

[hatchling001]

the why at the end says it all

[thefatodst]

He would have also needed wiper juice.

[TheRainyfire]

lmfao

[haloguy629]

WHAT HAS THAT AMMO DONE TO U!!!?

[morganmichaelp]

DAMMIT WHO LET KAT FLY IN BF3?

[Vidkid131]

My ammo! :*(

[101shakil]

he might need some headlight fluid

[ssworm35]

Trololololol!

[AchievementOverload]

I love how he just sits there and looks at the mountain like "What have I done?"

[zygas25]

if bf3 had boot function he would have gotten it. still that really blocked the view?.

[djkripplednubz1196]

i love the noise it makes when the plane hits the mountain

[TheHavikHD]

Is it a spider?

Get it off!

[HOSSA8HANGING1ON]

911 all over again

[TheRofl2000]

russian pilots in a nutshell

[AlwaysAyT]

I wonder what that guy was thinking LOL!!!!!

[MegaJUANPOLLO]

Tooo Infinity and BEYOND.......

[hatchling001]

multi-million dollar aircraft vs mountain. place your bets.

[AnthonyPruneda]

@hatchling001 cmonnnn million dollar aircraft... yes.. YES (crash) NOOOO DAMN U MOUNTAIN!!!

[swatunit05]

@hatchling001 im going to say the mountain is going to lose

[featherwinglove]

@hatchling001 I wants to take a closer look at that hill to see if it has kill marks on its canopy rail, or whatever its equivalent is.

[ScarletSnake]

I guess DICE is the only company who still includes the prototype jackhammer shotgun in their game...

[OCKOMUS]

I've noticeds this alot lately where team mates start on top of vehicles, starting to get annoying.

[WhosSklizZ]

Hey guys I know this won't mean much but I have some funny bf3 fail videos if you guys could check them out that would be cool

[crazychicken098]

@BOBgoesBOOM Alright, just saying. Don't throw a paddy.