Stephen Lynch - "For The Ladies"

[able2biteme]

this is what happens when jim carry sings

[SkinnyGirl6]

after the song all the ladies are like WOOO!!

[SpanielDayLewis]

I love dark comedy but this guy isn't very funny. He's just so insincere.

[HappyIsFleeting]

@SpanielDayLewis He sincerly said before even making the joke, "If you're sensitive, earmuffs"

[98rheaherrera80a4]

ha Im a student living by herself

[Stephie2007]

he so warned them!

[ShadowBabe1996]

this guy is going to hell XD and i sincerly hope i meet him there! we can get the little yellow bus together xxxx YAY FOR STEPHEN LYNCH

[Daik444]

1337 LIKES !!!

[shadowslayer51]

It's funny how he writes these songs, and then preceeds to act like everyone is the devil when they laugh. xD

[evotr3k]

hoooray for extrem black humor :D

you are the best stephen

[vanNessaB6]

If your sensitive I warn you earmuffs... hahahahahah love that part....

My soon to be hubby loves this song and he also loved my face when I heard this.

[Juliestarrr]

cool Made of secrets

[JborkzBonecross]

he looks like ´Jim Carrey :O

[stillpulseXistrolln]

anyone else already done the hanger idear? ;D (idear is spelled like that on purpose no trolls needed.) kthxbia

[mitchelltt94]

@stillpulseXistrolln

okay*

thanks*

bye*

[atxh8tedninja]

some people shouldnt be allowed to breed

[azngabeproductions]

his reaction is amaazing ahah

[DutchPrideJelle]

is it wrong that i keep listening to this??

[HeadBangerAust]

Lmao genius!

[XxMrMinecraftGuyxX]

lol............just......lol



[toothpik00]

It amazes and amuses me that THIS song only has 25 dislikes :P

[MrDeathslayerr]

I love his face at the end hes like wtf

[hitsugiya78]

i love how all the girls clap at the end of the song

[Miyuke1234]

he warned you.. it's a aweful song xd

[MZBARBEE007]

@cheeseytp ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[MZBARBEE007]

WHAT GOT TO DO WITH AN HANGER? WHAT THE HANGER USED FOR?

[blank21121]

@MZBARBEE007 ...

[MsPhantomgirl96]

@MZBARBEE007 Back in the day (when abortions were illegal) Hangers were used to take out the fetus. This not only killed the baby, in many cases it killed the mother too because the hanger would scrap her uterus and stuff and cause her to bleed internally :(

[MZBARBEE007]

@MsPhantomgirl96 WTF??!?!?!?!?!? that awful.....thank God i dont believe in abortions.

[MsPhantomgirl96]

@MZBARBEE007 I agree. i dont hate people who get them or anything, but i do think they are wrong.

[virginia1hut]

OH THAT'S TERRIBLE! But hilarious at the same time!

[shadowstalker1120]

I love the look of shock on his face at the end.

[TheBubblez1417]

Get'er dooooooone!!!

[bluwing3459]

25 ppl had a hanger slid up their thigh

[D3adp00l324]

24 people trolled this video,meanin' 24 people had bats up their asses & can't take a joke

[thenightshroud77]

whats wrong with all these people clapping about killing a baby?!!!!

what is wrong with you people

[InvaderRek]

@thenightshroud77 YEAH WOO KILLIN' BABIES ALL RIGHT!!

[KnowingNo]

@thenightshroud77 they are drunk.

[dupontproject]

what an idiot. who cant rhyme stupid shit. people that pay for this show probably also say, "get 'er done."

[000ccm000]

Fucking Halarious(and ima woman)!!!!!!!!!

[victimofaguillotine]

@000ccm000 haha I said the same thing...

[Singsonggirl]

dark, dark little man... FUNNY!

[imafang]

23 women got surprise abortions

[DoIIie]

Lol. Hes all "OH MY GOD!" The second time the ladies woo XDD

[Gonzalodark2]

@DoIIie yeah he is like OH SHIT DID THEY ACTUALLY LIKE IT????!?!?!??!? ASDFAFAGHADFADF

[tallperson605]

This is so wrong, but i can't stop laughing :D

[CityGirl2699]

I LOVE his face at the end!!!! xD

[grmeagher13]

23 dislikes?

somebody had a failed abortion

[deke2323]

@grmeagher13 several somebodies WERE failed abortions

[NavySealWannabe67]

that's so fucked up but so funny XD

[DemyxTheWolf]

it is funny

[CandiFan1]

And, if I ever get pregnant, I want Stephen to slide a hanger up my thigh.

[KingOfClubz100]

@CandiFan1 Um, that is not only creepy, but can't you get arrested for terminating a baby illegaly that way?

[CandiFan1]

@KingOfClubz100 Ah, I'm creepy all over~

And, it might be... I don't think it is over here, though I could be wrong.

[KingOfClubz100]

@CandiFan1 Um, how creepy can you be. I'm dating a hobbit. Now that is maybe not creepy, but it is odd.

[CandiFan1]

@KingOfClubz100 That's a period, not a question mark. But, grammar aside.

Well, I sleep with a hammer, I bite my doctors, when I was about four I stepped on a rat and squished it (not enough to kill it, so I had to do it twice) and then chopped its head off with my foot. Mum taught me everything 'bout emotions, they're a weak point.

I'm ohso sadistic, I love guro, stress release, for me, includes clawing, which I do all the time, at me or another person. I like playing with fire and knives.

You?

[KingOfClubz100]

@CandiFan1 Um, i'm going to work now and pretending i didn't read that.

[CandiFan1]

@KingOfClubz100

Aww, sorry~

I'm a friendly and nice person, really, if you can look past the... possible deal~breakers ^^

[KingOfClubz100]

@CandiFan1 But what you wrote before made you sound like a sociopath.

[CandiFan1]

@KingOfClubz100 Really? I don't think I'm sociopathic... Eccentric, sure but actually mad... I hope I'm not, at least.

Ha, be that as it may, I'm just one person on a planet full of 'em, so no need to worry ^^

[CandiFan1]

Gotta love the good ole hanger.

[AXELkh2ismine]

XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XDD i am one screwed up female

[J4gm]

I laughed, died, and went to hell!

[freakyfangster]

ow my god, it was cruel thing to singgggg! I was like dropping my jaw in the end of the song. XD

[michaelcurtis91]

at least he gave warning

[InvaderRek]

Sing it slower XDDD

[austin4x]

cmon guys, there is no hell. thats just a 2000 year old clever idea to keep people in line. dont do that, you'll go to hell. don't laugh at that, you'll go to hell. don't put your weiner in him bob, you'll go to hell. thank god (lol) that it's 2000+ years later and we're all starting to think for ourselves cause we see all the holes in their stories. drink it, smoke it, laugh, everybody have sex with everybody, enjoy life because i think that was the real god's intention...

[forevergamergirl]

I love how his best songs always start with him telling his audience that sane people shouldn't be listening to this. XD

[drowgirl14]

i wonder what hell will look like...

[orphius48]

yes infact we are all going to hell....but we'll do it laughing.

[mincedude]

as i slowly slide the hanger up youre thigh............genius

[sghay]

I LOVE his face at the end! so funny!

[evanalian]

i wonder what his wife said after hearing this.

[PoetChick95]

I'm a 15 year old girl and 1 of 7 children and I think this is the funniest song EVER MADE XD I'm so going to hell!!!!

[HeadPhoneGirl2]

i fee bad i'm sitting here pregnant and i think this is the most funniest song that has been made about abortion haha wow lol

[AwshumNeko]

Hahaha his face at 1:20 xDD

[dragonsriderfrom420]

everyone who listens to this awesome man is going to hell cuz we all really enjoy his music. so embrace going to hell cuz ur fucked no matter wat. lol. STEPHEN LYNCH RULEZ

[TheLostLenore]

I REALLY hate to say this but that was a good song! Terrible, awful, atrocious song but yet...it was awsome...

Im SO going to hell for admitting this. ^^;

[tonbert]

I almost died from laughing, then caught myself because I knew I'd go to hell if I did.

[zenic11]

SO THAT'S HOW THE UGLY BABY CAME TO BE

the abortion failed and messed up one baby

[Vakrian]

@zenic11 that would explain justin beiber...

[zenic11]

@Vakrian EVIL!!!

[Vakrian]

@zenic11 but true he is a deformed fetus

[mskaili33]

hahaha thats awesome.. even if im a women

[tashigipop]

the more i wach the more i'm convinced that they're really the fallen from hell itself.

[TheFlailingWolf]

Huh... Well, it looks like I'll be joining the Messed Up Ladies Club also. XD

[theboss232323232323]

@qqwlyd he said I'll say I love you as I slide the coat hanger up your thigh

[qqwlyd]

what did he say at the end, before all the people started going crazy?

[demonicmangalover]

@qqwlyd he says,"when i tell u that i love u, i will look u in the eye, as i slowly slide that hanger up ur thigh"

[xXxKatalynaxXx]

wow, i am actually against abortion unless it's special circumstances and even I can't help but laugh at this. i just wanna know how he makes peace with himself afterwards, lol. that and how the hell he comes up with this shit! wow! still, my favorite is D&D lol

[siscohz]

lol "when i tell you that i love you i would look you in the eye, as i slowly slide the hanger up your thigh"

[MrBranflakes1991]

i would be honored if i was aborted as a fetus by stephen lynch...

[maxely21]

OK, I,m definetly joining the messed up lady club. I watched it like 3 times in a row and i cant stop laughing. But I AM messed up, not a lady tho, but messed up yes!!! so Whattttt. Too all the women on this very page who doesnt like this shit, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE BITCH., this stuff is entertainment, and it did its job just fine.

Stephen Lynch, peace dude, YOU FUCKING ROCKK.

[ChiefofFlabbit]

lol. he looks offended at the laughing. i

[kataang4eva95]

xDDD That's so horrible!!

[DarthRevan1051]

STEPHEN LYNCH 4 THE EUROVISION SONG CONTEST

[smallggal]

that's probably why the baby's so ugly (on the ugly baby song)

[TempestArc]

How bold he is. lmao. But it's so offensive, and yet it's so funny! At first, he seems like a soft guy, but then... XDD!

[SuperANIMAL98]

heehee... earmuffs...

[gramsci1111]

Stephen Lynch is very talented, but there's a lot of anger in this guy.

[Peachiko]

God, this is awful, lmao xDD

[LOTRDX]

Why do I think is hilarious! OMG haha I'm a woman.

[punkhartedly]

haha this is so hilariously wrong xD

[FaithWhite]

lol it's such a horrible topic and so mean and rude but i still think it's funny

[HandsomeDynamite]

What a hero.

[sirpc2]

This guy is a ginious :D haha!

[zackcaruso]

@sirpc2 GENIUS *?

[sirpc2]

@zackcaruso yeah his texts and the way he starts it and then twist it in a freaky sicko way :D

[AreYouNormalBass]

I love his reaction at the end XDDDD

[MissKay2219]

@windragon50 in the old days and probably still now sadly, people would use a wire hanger and pull the fetus out. It was like a really dangerous abortion.

[XalwaysXwinX]

@windragon50. are you 12?

[windragon50]

i don't get the "hanger of your theigh" stuff.. =[

[WazWarptonMyspace]

as i slowly slide the hanger up your thigh? it's refernece to a back alley abortion

[lewieuk]

@windragon50  Oh my word... Seriously

[OrderlyDeity]

@windragon50 Well, when a daddy hates the mommy very much.....

[a7x4lyfeand4always]

a free abortion is used with a coat hanger man....just pull the uterus and baby out with a coat hanger....

[CandiFan1]

@windragon50 Reference to back alley abortions. When women were so desperate to get an abortion, would do it using a wire hanger.

[xoXDaRkMoOnXox]

he's the best :D

[oszczynka]

this was just as funny as your ugly face

[prklxx]

Love what he says " if you're sensitive" -thing. Who sensitive person is really that retard, they wanna torture themselves by coming to see Lynch's show? :D

It should read in the ticket: "not suitable for compassionate and sensitive people"

[Pantherdrone]

"...then I would be awesome guy." ♪

[zdshep]

What radiohead song is this sorta modeled of? Like the sound of the guitar?

[gracegehgrace]

i must be a horrribleeee woman for thinking this is FUCKING HILARIOUS.

[mats447]

@gracegehgrace I think i like u :P

[crusader1822]

All the women cheer and his face is priceless

[zeomatrix3]

nice ^_^ funny and based on a true story

[maddiemooey]

Startlingly giticious, and yet I still love it somehow? :D

[palipride47]

haha, I'm so fucked up. I'm a woman and I LOVE this song!

[lotuscorpse]

That's just kinky.

[SeducedBySirius]

@palipride47 You and me both lol!!

[DaveRocky27]

@palipride47 That difference alone makes you better than most women. Revel in glory, for you are not completely retarded.

[GodShesAnnoying001]

xDDDDDDDDDD

[jorge9705]

The best song made on abortion ever!

[lordofthenolife]

@jorge9705 There have been that many ..? xD

[aineishere]

i listened ti it and was like

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

[OMGitsMarika]

It was quite beautiful until 1:03 haha

[AlexSanguinarius]

I think I am such a horrible messed up woman for thinking this is the funniest shit ever. XD

I wanna know what he says RIGHT after this.

[DrusillaRiddle]

@AlexSanguinarius lol your not messed up i laughed my arse off after watching this

[Alexieithevampire]

@AlexSanguinarius I have mp3 of this song. :D He said "I'm so sorry! I can't believe I just said that! As I said that was... *insert sexy voice* for the ladies..."

[1firemoon]

@Alexieithevampire omg same here! i have it to its funny as fucking hell i died laughing every time i listen to it! it...so...d.a.m.n funny!

[CookieMunstaaa]

@AlexSanguinarius i'll join you in the messed up lady club :) Lol

[fallenangelsfire]

@AlexSanguinarius I feel the same way..everytime I go to this song I think "oh I reaaaally shouldn't like this, but it's sooo funny"

[TheNosbourne]

@AlexSanguinarius He says "I'm so sorry, I can't believe I just said that"

"That one's for the ladies"

[Donnelly182]

@AlexSanguinarius

I have the DVD, he doesn't really say anything interesting, just introduces the next song.

[forgotenlife]

@AlexSanguinarius he says i cant believe i said that i am such a terrible person but the crowd laughs and so he does too

[smart08ty]

@AlexSanguinarius

"im sooo sorry!"

[lordstickman]

@AlexSanguinarius He asks where the hell is is tonight, and starts laughing

[DMalenfant1]

@AlexSanguinarius You want to know something really screwed up, what he sings is actually what goes every guys mind when:

we are no ready to have children

not ready to be committed

our life is shit already and just adding a kid to the mix is not needed

It is another guy's kid

or we are ready for commitment and have children it is just we are not ready to have children nor be committed to the woman that brings us this news.

[GwenMcqueen]

i had to listen to this twice before i actually got it

[goolkik232]

i love his face at 1:20

[MoldolT]

what does he say at the end? when they all cheer

[maaneblomme]

I think he said: "As I slowly slide the hanger up your thigh"...

ABORTION! xD

Lovely... xP

At least the baby is not gonna be the Ugly Baby,,, xD

[xyz1994abc]

maybe its the coat hanger that made it an ugly baby :P

[maaneblomme]

I don't think so... the ugly baby has a good-looking twin! xD

[kevmp1198]

he did say that

[Supaduck0]

i love this man lmao

[Gangster0American]

Digg in the Mouth man :D

[paragonpoint1]

lol, now i know; if ur married to stephen lynch, dont tell him ur gonna have a kid!!!

[kevmp1198]

ROFL

[david3203]

hes the fuckest funniest man on earth i went to see him on the 10th of september and hes was sooo funny

[JustBriful]

O.O well its not as bad a :ugly baby"

[frederickbabyyeah]

the man HAS MAD EYES. i love him

[Emariella]

i knoo is eyes r beautiful. if thts wut u ment.

[frederickbabyyeah]

@Emariella oh god i know they are :D, but i allso meant how they WIDEN in this mad way. he is truly insane. but beautiful

[92mophead]

Lol, homemade abortion :P

[lawlsquad]

Wow

[iVintagePunk13]

this is amazing.

:D

[niteboy82]

o_O omg lol that's fucked up!

[Dragonflame11111]

0_o

[deniro900]

it was awful but i loved it xxxx

[RAVExMAN1]

RUUUUUUN THEY ARE AFTER YO

[brscth]

Don't worry, I have plenty of tin foil. They will never find me.

[RAVExMAN1]

lol nice