Very Funny Japanese Ad

[desdemonalafox]

AWSOME



[krizzik]

Dammit, I'm at the wrong beach again.

[Lueyoscat]

always hear "this is a bitch" O.o

[Narumi213]

OKINAWA! 

[redwolf1015]

did that man just point as his nipple.....if so what is the significance?

[giorgiv18]

Dear Japan, WTF?

Sinecerely, the World.

[elhombreloco]

"this is beach"... (points at nipple)

[o0LunaticAsylum0o]

Brought to you by Ana/ fisters

[demonheart13]

i'll go to the anywhere if hot guys are stripping out of leather. d*mn when's the next flight, i'll be there soon.

[The1PiloOface]

I tried to imagine the same add ... but without Okinawa, more with La Baulle, Bergues, St Malo ou Golfe du Morbihan ... Aaah it's so ridiculous X'D

[TheOffensiveuser]

WTF Asians with boobs? Is this the twilight zone??

[CrippledPotato]

The penis thrust can't get any manlier than that.

[icutyouheadof]

for that dude niple is a bit** ?! and i thought i was weird... >.>

[pawel1818]

oh my god! :D

[ModellMeister]

Actually, they said "wave is WAVE, fish is FISH, hip is HIP, its hot, HOT, this is nipple, this is BEACH,", except capital in english.

[grawguy102]

It's funny that at the end it says ANA and there is a blue stripe that looks like an L :D

[AlsoSprachOdin]

The japs know how to party.

[waffleman512]

the beach I MUST GO NOW

[alencis]

can't image why SMAP received such a low-class commercial, full of sex implications, WTF!

[zsupersaiyan]

Press 5 and pause.........

[mimi1232789]

this is a NIPPLE!

[crued45]

Only in Japan...

[aykasama]

Wth Japan... XD

[TheDeathlySilence]

Okinawa commercial XD

[KevinKimbrellSC]

im not even going to make a funny comment...

[the26thhour]

To submit my comment I had to do that "copy letters" crap

The random letters spelt "shinging"

Ironic - lol

[the26thhour]

hit 2

[ChocolateHoneycomb]

@RawrTyrone Holidays in Okinawa

[alencis]

All are fast repetition of insertion and withdrawls.

[IIoWoII]

Oshiri is not hip...

[tukibak]

@Roeran its all nippon airways....... haha

[jrockluv]

this video is WEIRD !

[MrLonelyRock]

The fuck?

Ad for what??????

[DeliriumsShadowLord]

@MrLonelyRock Holidays in Okinawa lol what else! :P

[Sharpielovesyouuu]

I'd tap that.

[Fr3dd1S]

This is not japanese, nor chinese. go watch karate kid and learn that okinawa is another country ;P

[Voltronkun]

Suddenly I have an urge to go to Okinawa

[n33wom]

Japan blatantly has the best humour xD

[Nocchidesu4]

I love Japan! Haha their humor is retarted but that makes it funnyy!

[Mimibaby161]

His nipple is beach???

[nakk37]

@Mimibaby161 nah, "bi-chiku" is funnier sound saying for "chikubi" which is nipple. "bi-chiku" and "beach"

[YoungEmiliaPercival]

@Mimibaby161 no his nipple is bitch.

[Roxas0987654321]

so this is where Saya came from.......

[Sixalienasa]

I feel a little sorry for your idea of what constitutes funny Dude. I guess its your way of saying I love Porno but need to disguise the fact.

[LOLnoodle501]

Gosh i love this ad much XD

[CappitranoBellephant]

Note to self, don't go to Okinawa....

[LiquidVandanium]

lalz sounds about right

[lindxey2]

okay im disturbed and laughing e.e

[trildog]

Nipple bitch!!!!

[nuzzyeatscheese]

Best 15 seconds of my life!

[divercetgd]

thumbs up if you tried to stop it at the "hip" frame

[wolgreth]

Rock on!

[ChocolateHoneycomb]

This is a catchy beat.

[ToxicTurquoise454]

So... what is this advert about again?

[Djstudiosgold]

Bitch=nipples

[hellschatt]

in japan nipples are bitches

[sigmurusu]

@hellschatt Wayne



[Halfdead55]

Skip ads 0:15

[FuryGearSolid]

Japs have issues LOL!!!!

[Eleanara]

... o-O

does this ad tell me to go there or to better stay away?? xD

[ratha]

Note to self: Must GO to Okinawa :D

[kattowitz4]

Note to self : Never go to Okinawa.

[beautifulbluemonster]

speachless.....what the heck....

[GarredHATES]

ah thats not so bad. there are more messed up ones lol.

[Kathrin2496]

This is SPARTAAAAAAAA

[Stimtastik]

0:11 he screams vagina 

[Taki404]

yeah i dont understand anything, but its look really funny

[XcOoKiEmOnStErX1000]

i wonder whats the kids reaction to this xDDDDDD

[cuteteddyish]

haha..

[MsJapaneseCherryPoP]

WEE ARE IN --->OKINAWAAAAAAAAAAA

HUUUH!! XD :D

SOOO R@NDOM!!!!! o .o

[loladin14]

Drizzttheslayer is totally gay.he masturbates with naruto..its pretty sad.he begs skouros for an anal.

[gvdfgvdfgvzfx]

おいおいｗ

外人にもアナルとか書かれてるぞｗｗｗ

[alanis9090]

i was turned on a bit by the 'beechiku', i think.

[oxfordtiger]

it says in half Japanese half english the following: "nami" is wave, "sakana" is fish, "oshiri" is hip (actually oshiri is more like "bum"), "atsui" is hot, This is "beechiku" (beechiku is nipple in Japanese"), this is beach; We are in Okinawa. The ANA logo at the end is a Japanese national airline which is what this advert is advertising.

[trollzilla]

@oxfordtiger

You mean the ANAL logo.

[HarriHaffi]

@oxfordtiger Thank you I didn't know about beechiku and I didn't find oshiri because the online dictionary I was using translated it to bottom and no hip...koshi...

ps: This is a very educational commercial! Are there anymore like this one?

MVHH

[z55177]

@oxfordtiger

Yep, except I thought it was romanized as "bichiku".

[AriBennetts2]

that means WAVE

but we gonna eat FISH

oh she has HIP

our toys are HOT

(points at nipple) this is BITCH

this is BEACH

WE ARE IN OKINAWA

(penis thrust)

ANAL !

[MooNLighT3lf]

@AriBennetts2 BWAHAHAHAAHAH .....xD i appreciate it ..u made my day

[z3roo0]

*points at nipple* THIS IS BEACH YEAAAAAAAAAAH lololol

[azuresmiles]

this is BITCHH~

[Rockyroad239]

it kinda sounds like, THIS IS BITCH!!!!!1!  lol wtf

[Mai4M]

LMAO!

[CoolComKid1]

We have WAVES!

We got FISH!

The girls are HIP!

The boys are HOT!

My nipple is a Bitch!

But this is the BEACH!!!

WE ARE IN...

OKINA WA!!

Heuh!(Penus strut?)

[mlgp7223]

exactly what are they selling?

[310BPM]

@mlgp7223

it's a tourism ad for Okinawa.. obviously. lol.

[mlgp7223]

@310BPM I didn't know what Okinawa was befor i posted that comment.

[KashgroundTM]

...i got here.i got here.from a fucking mcdonalds ad.this is the...funniest thing ive ever...omfg

[MegannWolfe]

Anal.

[ShodakonFury]

0:06 beaches are nipples in Japan? O_O

[aaol1]

LOLOL wat the fuck



[SaKia995]

I'm so going to Okinawa! NOW!

[DontShakeItUp]

This is bitch.

[claire1909]

WAVE

FISH

HIPS

HOT

THIS IS BEACH

WE ARE IN OKINAWA

OUGH

[darkheartsilhouettet]

It always sounds like they say "We are in vagina...Okinawa!!!" to me.

[GiselleOMG1]

beach = ビーチ And Pause and then press 4 . Look at ビーチ in the video ;D

It would be reallyy funny if he called his nipple a bitch . xDD

[42animegirl]

wats it about -.-

[shimokita2]

Can you imagine the advertising executives sitting around a table drafting this commercial?...."Okay, and then we'll get him to point to his nipple and say, 'This is bitch!"

[ThePOKOkitty]

Mr. Miyagi would be sad.

[redsun1211]

Okay just for that I'm so going to Okinawa 

[glob12569]

I live in Okinawa!!!! The people there are crazy though......

[linkdamasta64]

this is beach? even in there own commercials they have broken english

[InfuserGod]

If I ever fly over to Okinawa, I am totally exiting the plane with a pelvic thrust just like they do. XDD

[lazycat21]

You used discrimination word for Japanese. Change it now!

[1235467438493846315]

LOL 

[theALTF4]

and... what are them selling?

[kazzemg]

@theALTF4 Plane tickets to Okinawa.　They are islands to the south of Japan and are kind of the equivalent of the Japanese Hawaii.　Weather is hot and tropical, they have beautiful beaches etc...

[glob12569]

I live there it is really nice.

[lemonademan16]

Hmmmm Okinawa, benefits.....

[erreyzistable]

ANAL

[oriramu]

Okinawa huh , man I'll probably go there one day

[scorpionsSon]

Maybe he meant to say his heart is a bitch and not his nipple :/ My heart is a PIMP

[IMMMedved]

Made me laugh out loud

[jopagraznaia]

press 6 several time and see asians *rapeair*

[MelanTheCholeric]

.....

[takarlor12]

KEEP PRESSING 4 TO BE CALLED A BITCH!

[hockeyluverkristen]

Wow! Old School SMAP!

[xRyokuxluvsxUx]

....what....just.....happened?­

[Ostnizdasht206]

YES

[Roeran]

why does it say anal in the end of the video?

[darkheartsilhouettet]

@Roeran It says "Ana"...

[alexishi2000]

@Roeran Of course, this TV cm was made to promoto ANA, Japanese domestic flight carrier. Advertisement to promote trip to Japanese southern island OKINAWA.

[Sonicblade128]

@Roeran -- That is just "ANA", standing for "All Nippon Airways". Their slant logo just has the unfortunate appearance of a lowercase L.

[bluedahliaz]

@Roeran ANA... All Nippon Airways

[MrWhatsYourBusiness]

press 2 :D

[MariaAbraham2010]

Soldires, are you going to be sent to Okinawa? WELCOME!!!

[stolipuff7]

oh yeah this was publish to japanese tv how apropiate for kids

[andiskomfort]

0:10 misread anal paradise.. also seems to end with anal

[AzikuFilmz]

I'm sorry, but nothing beats Jerry Beans.

[ghillieinthemist11]

best part is 0:15

[Flyboiche]

I've been to Okinawa.. and its not actually like that.. hmm.

[FantasyFinal4]

Something tells me that alot has changes over 80 years. Back in 1943. They had.

Fire, Marines, trenches, booby traps and destroyed landscape.

[volovuk]

Govno

[fashiongymnast101]

what the hell did i just watch?!

[xXxDarkeyexXx1]

4 for Homo

5 for Hetero

[NightFoxed]

i love how the logo looks like it says "anal"

[Wagglemax24666]

hit five. all i have 2 say...

[xXxDarkeyexXx1]

@Wagglemax24666 add 8 to that

[AiteFiripin]

we're your fans jpop bro!!

[Rosiiie69]

At the end, the logo goes "ANA" . The blue thing after the logo looks like a small L tho... Explains so much!

[awesomemcrad]

synchronized hip thrust at the end earned its fav.

[rameen007]

wtf is this not even fucking funny at all

[XnagarekidaX]

@rameen007 Go down to the neighbourhood store, purchase yourself a sense of fucking humour, come back, watch again. Still not laughing? Well, take a straight down the street, turn left, make a right at the next corner, see those stairs? Take them down and go straight to hell. Pretty easy instructions, even for a moron like you.

[rameen007]

@XnagarekidaX how the fuck is that funny you mother fucking asshole i don't see anything funny fucktard

[XnagarekidaX]

@rameen007 looks like you haven't followed my instructions. still crying like the total wuss you are. how old are you? 9? with that attitude, i think so. grow a pair.

[rameen007]

@XnagarekidaX fucktard read look at the comments down (((((sometimes the comments are funnier than the actual clip :-))))) most liked go fuck your mom dumbass fucking nerd

[XnagarekidaX]

@rameen007 Yes. indeed. because people like you, who have no sense of humour, humor the ones who do.

[jeiDie0001]

I'm never gonna visit Okinawa ever in my life. That is disturbing.

[MissxTika]

I didn't lulz

[MrMarktie]

NO!!! THIS IS SPARTA!

[scorpionsSon]

I have 2 bitches under my shirt

[scorpionsSon]

My right nipple is a bitch too

[MegaMcProductions]

@scorpionsSon its his left nipple you clownwipe

[scorpionsSon]

@MegaMcProductions Not in Okinawa, when bitches become nipples, left become right. DUH

[bluetextonwhitebg]

Press 5 to see the best part of the video. Press 9 to see mfw.

[Strider19191]

No freaking comment

[KeiichiUshiromiya]

So what kind of idiots would dislike this video?

[TheDarklord0211]

0:05

THIS IS NIPPLE!

[Iwantwowserver]

NO THIS IS PATRICK!

[BBoyPhreshershist]

This video ends with the pelvic thrust of JUSTICE.

[radiphone]

Yeah like myrtle beach

[GaryFoxyFox]

what... the..... hell.

[Mint3Mn]

at the end it says ana/ ANAL ANAL ANAL ANAL

[Xiao911]

THIS IS BEACH!!!!!!!!!!

[TheCuljat1994]

book my flight, now

[DOMOLOV3xD]

what does ur nipple post to do with a beach !?

[ParasitSam]

...

[msasoq]

send it to rwj.. now nooow this is an emergency

[TheRoddyevans]

0:09 i thought it said Anal Paradise

[MeganeNaoki]

I thought Oshiri ment Ass...

[sweetolista9]

Lol ,anal.

[thundertower]

fuck proper grammar, engrish is where its at.

[shapydolls]

last pose is totally gay ..

[elpanzon775]

who else paused it at 0:03???



[Tsukilight4u]

Cocaine is one hell of a drug....*sigh*

One plane ticket to Japan please!

[azmirreader]

sometimes the comments are funnier than the actual clip :-)

[VillyVee]

Umm I thought its saying

Nami is WAVE

Sakana is FISH

--------

not the beach has waves :/

[LightHeartBalloons]

Hooray for Anal Paradise Bitch!

[TonyRocksGuitarHero]

The beach has WAVES

The sea has FISH

The girls got HIP

This is HOT

My nipple is a BITCH

But this is the BEACH!!

We are in Okinwa! HUH!

[jorby29]

This gana is bitch

The gana is fish

ocean have hips

atsa is not

this is bitch

this is biiiiiitch

we are in pokemon waaaaaaa

NO THIS IS PATRICK!