DEATH MATCH: EAGLE vs GOAT. Who won? (ft. WheezyWaiter)

[donotgettmeseriously]

eagles are so brutal, i love it XD

[ZbruggeZ]

The eagle killed one of whiteboy7thst's subscribers

[MrBrigasaurus]

fucking eagles

[VietnamTom1955]

THE EAGLE MADE ME LAUGH MY ASS OFF!

[Nherwyziant]

Billy Mays here for another faaaantastic product

[PurpleKirby012]

I don't like eagles now..

[McPsJ101]

this guy is better than gab

[jehabib]

THAT POOR GOAT! =(

[vampireX13X]

who is ft and why is he in every thing

[akontje]

I am 14 , and i have a beard....

[GoJazz100]

@gizmona11 Haha xD props on Tobuscus line! XD

[TheEyeOfFossil]

Well my Skyrim character and eagles have a lot in common...

[flamed112]

@TheEyeOfFossil ye but, eagles cant shout at goats...

[Sahshagirl09]

In Australia we can eat our national animals..

The kangaroo and the emu are on our national emblem,.. and yet we eat them..

[mistasmooth25]

WHEEZY!

[Felloguy]

That's a clever way to kill goats I might try myself

[123samlovesham123]

like this if u r watching this in 2012

[astraL0LZ]

that is horrible!!!

[nitewish51]

eagle used brave bird

[61tinydancer]

eagle why you gonna do goat like that

[FortitudoProductions]

Before vid, "It's Billy Mays!!! :D"

After vid, "It's not Billy Mays... T___T"

[CariagaXIII]

i hate eagle for killing the goat

[totaldramaduncan101]

ITS BILLY MAYS

[PokemonFan7766]

the goat was fake!!

[ayby17]

BURT. FUCKING. RENOLDS?

Saints Row <3

[cgroff8]

GET WREKED SON!!

[FRANKIEPURAVIDA]

1:12 GOBBLES!!!

[CommanderKeny62]

chuck norris, pet bird.

[Green0rRed]

I didnt want to see that! Poor goat!

[kerri71283]

Fatct 1 explains how Rick Ross beard grew so fast haha

[rhettbutlerlover33]

beardslam!

[aaronpwnererful]

Holy hell! Gabby is short!

[t1me2die1]

That eagle is gonna eat good tonite

[kodieandchase]

i thinks it kida sas that my uncle can grow a beard in like a week

[Zethux]

...Being around women? What about gay guys? They get beards, too. Lesbians are around girls all the time, and they don't get beards.

[KatiHasFoundYoo]

Immediately i can tell that a bunch of people are pervs because of how Gaby's videos usually have 550k-750k views while suddenly when this guy comes it becomes 400k D:

[clicktoseenothing]

@KatiHasFoundYoo OMGFact for you: Men like women...

[InevitableTowers]

@KatiHasFoundYoo

- "Immediately i can tell that a bunch of people are pervs because of /..."

I believe the technical term is "heterosexual". Quite common actually.

[mouthwash909]

WELL, NOW I MUST GO TO HIS TWIN BRO: VSAUCE

[DaCheznik]

WHEEZYWAITER!!! F*ding* YEAH!!

[woofwatcherminecraft]

I FUCKIN HATE EAGLES NOW

[mrbeastalot1]

I WILL NEVER GO MOINTAIN CLIMBING AGAIN!!!!

[aliensupremacy]

i wanna see gaby not this uglyass beard motherfucker

[99pokemonmaster]

i dont even like Eagles they killed my dads pigins !!!!!

[Steveiswinning]

sure he wouldnt be able to eat wild turkey, but we all sure as hell could we wild EAGLE!!!!

[tenniscutie366]

wheezywaiter!

[pertyboy69]

BEARDSLAM!



[teunfoofighters]

he had midget fantasies about her

[Dereventsov]

Beard Lovers all the way!!!!

[gummywormsgaming]

AWW THE GOAT FELL AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW hehe i still love eagles

[skilletoif4]

fuck eagles

[Truesoldier000]

now i feel sad:(

[gman2268]

eagle can drag goats off cliffs? i just found my new best friend!

[carllito12]

Eagles. The haters of North America

[Mikefy69]

LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES !!!

I would have the world's tallest beard.

[sloveniaboy123]

soo then when im jerking off my beard grows larger?? nice! :DD

[jackstinray57]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!! thats fucking awesome! AMERICA IS BEAST!!!

[crazydave1011]

i want a hunting eagle

[katkowalski314]

These were the perfect things for him to talk about: beards and eagles

[vasachi]

Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!1 Goaty!!!! :0

[excalebuir]

have you ever eat eagle its better than wild turkey!

[philthese985]

craig was thinking about sex xD

[Twinsina]

NOOOOOOOO poor goat :(

[kassiezerobear]

Please invite vsauce

[dexxa1290]

VSauce!!!!

[Jhawk2711]

no wonder gay men dont have big beards

[JoAndEmma98]

GOBBLES!

[Wrash16]

I won't go if Gene Shalit isn't there either

[ESADESMU]

wheezy eat shit :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[GoJazz100]

that eagle was pretty BAD ASS!!!! XD

[gizmona11]

@GoJazz100 hes a bird mother f**ker hes a bird

[DFFAS2009]

Benzine mean gassoline in dutch

[jamesaird]

I heard a mac mail notification in the beginning of the video and checked mine,turns out it was the video.

[niceworkmicrosoft]

wheezywaiter! <3

[shinobikid14]

Jack Black is Benjamin Franklin!!

[shyds]

Holy crap.. i thought it was the guy from vsauce...

[GRiM707Death]

Are you sure it was your Beard that grew?

[oliveros46]

Damn Eagles are a bunch of assholes. :(

[DiaboloMan99]

lol the like button points to the dislike button

[LeotheCool98]

Either Gabby is really short, or WheezyWaiter is really tall

[balaalalaslk]

@LeotheCool98 yeah gaby is short

[aquaagu2]

Have Yeshmin Blechin and Kolak Kolak as guests!!!!!

[Ameelization]

shaycarl is an epic player

[musicnsports133]

Wasn't that ben franklin jack black from drunk history?

[Puncky1000]

Im a GOAT! Greatest-Of-All-Time

[EquestrianGal1]

ya like ur gunna check ur facial hair when u see a naked woman,,,

[Magnifide111]

Its funny that when you said "SICK" for the second time is excaclty when the goat hit the rock like BOOOMMMMMMMM HEADSHOTTT!!!!

[niceworkmicrosoft]

Wheezywaiter!

[96MrJason]

So is that why Shay has a big beard

[MrCommonlane]

it proberly grose to a riasn in testostron so it make it grwo quicker

[edmund1358]

you could eat wild eagle than!

[theeman4150]

I love eagles! 

[xSimonne]

haha I love this guy.

[SupremeGameExpert]

The sex thing explains how I got a beard and moustache at 14. Moustache existed at 13 beard came before I started 9th grade but before 8th.

[Sarahvampirechic11]

they kill the goats to get the bezoar and save little wizards who like to drink alcohol after recovering from a strong love potion. (ron is awesome)

[Xxalmostsk8erchrisxX]

and no jews -_- Disney Nazis :P

[qwertqwe]

Lmao! Is it bad that I laughed my ass off at the goat?

[xXILEx]

@qwertqwe Im right there with you lol

[lookitzmahleg]

@qwertqwe i did too

[JeDiSpartaN300]

@qwertqwe

yes.

[XMegaXSonic]

@qwertqwe it is bad but i did it to :p just can't help it

[Pengmonique]

i hate eagles soo much, why the fuck does it think it has the right to do that to poor cute goats.

[TheSkerrett]

@Pengmonique because it's hungry.

[Pengmonique]

@TheSkerrett yh but i dont go and through a small child of a cliff if i'm hungry do i.

[TheSkerrett]

@Pengmonique You eat small children?

[Sarahvampirechic11]

@Pengmonique they kill the goats to get the bezoar and save little wizards who like to drink alcohol after recovering from a strong love potion. (ron is awesome)

[frogsoda]

Turkeys gone wild!

[Lewsyg]

awww poor goats!!

[mediahater]

:O beasty eagle

[liveattacklive]

Craig<3

[ChelsterSkelter]

I wanna make wheezy's beard grow ;)

[Pitbuller956]

If eagles can do that means that there are cool

[gratispatatjes]

F*ck you Disney! You have something against beards?

What would Chuck Norris say if he knew that?

[LameLoura]

GIVE US GABY BACK, DOUCHE BAG

[MrBaconperson]

Now I hate eagles

[MrJchip]

You say our national bird like people from America only watch this.

[aznlego21]

i thought the thumbnail showed seananners. lol.

[08garcia]

This guy looks like a younger version of my old high school teacher Mr. Ball and thats a fact

[ThePhi1ly]

An Eagle, nicknamed Old Abe, fought for our country long ago. He was the first bald Eagle, and in the 1600s, an offer of 24,000 dollars was made and refused for him.

[xxXpitboyXxx]

sooo... Dumbledoor from Harry Potter? ugh

[Firestarter600]

Nooooooo!!!!! Poor goat!!

[ninjaloki1]

wheezy waaaaaaaiter ;)

[wacow45]

goat got wrecked



[lordsniperwolf]

Lol he funny

[thegrammarofsolitude]

Freaking eagles are badasses.

[spartanmonk3y]

Lol at the dude askin gabby to cum here

[poledancingpandabear]

Eagle= US Air Force . Goat= Middle East?

[UgotTbaged11]

DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY!

[WickedudeAwesomedude]

woooooowwwww hes tall!

[jardidge]

If it were true having sex and being around women makes your beard grow faster I would have a big ZZ top beard by now

[Furyized]

That explains your beard

[TheMrKman]

Im pretty sure half theese are fake

[skullscorpion007]

GO EAGLE!

[OneOneEightAndrew]

WheezyWaiter and OMGFactsOfficial both live in Chicago.

That's a fact for you.

[njpimpelizabeth]

1:16 jesus eagle

[MissyPiggy334]

i thought disney didnt let people have beards cuz they might get cought in a ride :S

[thebrassmonkey100]

What are you doin herw Wheezy Waitoh...

[aunthayhayshow]

outro of beardnes

[20firebird]

I LOVE EAGLES AND I KELL U EAGLE HATER I GNNA GET MY EAGLE FRIENDS TO KELL U!!

[WhiteVampireRose]

whoa the sex part whoa, and damn eagles r strong

[TheBlooMonster]

the first fact is not true...just saying

[CharizardMasterBall]

Answer? The Goat wins.

[AlcoholicJizzSpitter]

That bitch be short.

[sheebly2o1o]

awkward moments: making a beard grow

[RayOfSunhine2012]

Bahahahaha im sorry but the goat fallin was the funniest thing I have ever seen XD it got OWN3D!!!

[DaHuntsman1]

@RayOfSunhine2012 i agree with you man!

[srb2Espyo]

Well, when I think about sex, something sure does grow...

[DaHuntsman1]

@srb2Espyo now apparently two "somethings" grow....

[WackidWally2]

That's weird, after watching this I look down and I have loads of facial hair..

[happy51593]

Lol 0:27 "what am I meant to do?" "bend over"

[Tiberiusize]

Craig Benzine is an alternative to Vin Diesel xD

[randomfriendlyguy]

im sorry but i laughed at the goat getting killed xD omg so sad

[MissKittyKat271]

Go to hell eagles. I love goats.

[kokoinmars]

So justin bieber is gay?

[Trinivalts]

what's with the katy perry feature spam, seriously it's featured for 90% of y.tube vids, so desperate.

[slgnss]

Holy shit nice final kill cam from the eagle

[shadowphoenix137]

That goat died the worst death evar.

[desertrose88]

so that's why my beard grows fast.... and i am a girl....

[whiteroses57]

I feel sorry for that goat.

[TheUniquenessChannel]

Ok so, let me put this together correctly. You can't have a beard at Disneyworld, yet having sex, thinking about sex, or being near woman helps your beard grow faster. So in other words, you have to be an alien to work at Disneyworld. I knew it all along.

[TAIVEN20]

Lmao the egal represents this country well then

[Harimakum]

this guy got fired from disney 5 years ago due to over-aging xD

nah jk

[kysix]

THATS WHY TEENAGERS GRIW BEARDS SO FAST! :D

[danielaHobo]

Eagles...those bastards .

[Jenivera]

so shit that eagle maan



[cades1100]

@danju911 FML

[ArtemusRex]

Guess this was the first Wheezy "beardslam". Awesome.

[killerchicken750]

GOATSE

[GhostFromDa361]

Repeat 8....Furious Masterbation.

[Ahathian]

Is Craig tall or is Gaby short?

[starwarsfamilyguy0]

@Ahathian Craig is tall i guess

[129das]

wow she is short

[picklefist1]

press 4, he says i'm hearing beards

[boelensman1]

@Flyingflame, you still can, it's just a bit more expensive and probably illegal.

[dragonman0000001]

when i saw the thumbnail i thought it was seananners D: