Crap Vlog, Table of 1

[snabdabler]

you are a funny baby and you totally rock..... I'm in europe , but you make me happyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[ArielleIsHamming]

- there was a bat on my window a few years ago..i sprayed some windex on it and it went away.

- haha i can hear the beaver bunch theme song

- i dont think you need to cut anything out of your videos, anything you say is hilarious and smart and makes me want to watch the next video you put out

[mufcgirl93]

who's tina

[felicity75211]

But I want you to be my dancing monkey!!!!

So, you know, even though you didn't ask vlog watchers have the same problem when they miss a couple of days on youtube. I missed 5, my subscription page was overflowing with videos! I watched a few, stopped and somehow missed another month/month and a half. Yeah, It took me 3 days alone to watch all of the beaverbunch videos I missed. I missed the departure of Tina, and apparently all of her videos and it still took me 3 days.

[canvasofdreams75]

i think you should Do the live thing.. you would do well at it hun you yourself have a following

[andhisband]

Unco! You went to reply to my comment and you deleted it instead, didn't you? Well, my channel is STILL orange.

[jzt451]

U better get ur butt back on blogtv that was funny shit. Every1 loved you there have some confidence would ya.

[demoblaster]

The orange does look good on you. I forgot, what time did you say you were gonna be coming on again? I was half dazed that night in Jill's room. Not enough sleep. lol

[anythingsarcastic]

Sept 9th at 9PM :)

[shamrockrover]

I enjoyed this video. You have a "its been a long day" mentality that I can totally relate to right now.

[anythingsarcastic]

I did have that look, cause that's the sort of day I was rocking!

[ResolvedTragedy]

Duude ask your mom what her favorite cuss word is

That wasn't a crap vlog by any means missy

[anythingsarcastic]

HAHA - good question.

[justjewjess]

Yes, Ma'am...Go live, Lady!!!

[anythingsarcastic]

I've scheduled a day - yay!

Sept, 9th at 9PM :)

[TheAposlSF]

I'd totally watch you. No worries, you're great

~Samar

[anythingsarcastic]

Awe, Samar you're just obligated to say that cause you met me...lol :)

[TheAposlSF]

maybe. But I'll be there. Unless I can't...but it would have to be a really good reason to not be there

You're awesome! There's no denying it, so your live show would also be awesome

~Samar

[Shaggmire]

iwould get on with you at 3 :3

[anythingsarcastic]

Ah, good to know :)

[ralanizjr]

lol loved the ending...way to close out a post =D

[anythingsarcastic]

HAHA - yeah cursing is always a winning close out.

[ralanizjr]

yep,it makes it an epic closing =D

[KateReadsBooks]

I love orange. I'd watch you do stuff if you tell me how to do it. Ask your mom if she wants to be my girlfriend.

[anythingsarcastic]

I shall tell you how to do it. She'd say yes, still want me to ask?

[KateReadsBooks]

of course!

[anythingsarcastic]

done and done :)

[KateReadsBooks]

Same here. <3

[anythingsarcastic]

I miss you, a lot. You should come move here with Wally...I promise to treat him well.

[nerdcorexoxo]

DANCE MONKEY DANCE!!!

l0l.

JUST KIDDING!!

i'd love to see you do a live vlog.

and don't worry to much about your

groove ... because it's there

hahah.

i hope you had a fun weekend!!

[anythingsarcastic]

Thank you!!!!

::dancing::

[nerdcorexoxo]

HAHAH!!

you make me smile :]

[iWantToSeeTheWorld]

Ask your mom to tell you some funy childhood storys...

Ps. it's good to see you again

[anythingsarcastic]

They would result in me being very embarrassed...haha.

PS- Thank you :)

[PDXvlog]

JP here: Just rock both. Honestly. =D One's a big spotlight, the others' a wannabe dive bar.

[tyeporter]

Dude - you ROCK BlogTV.

[anythingsarcastic]

Very true.

[ludicrousenigma]

Stop worrying, another very enjoyable video made by my favorite dancing monkey. lol

good to see you back on.

[anythingsarcastic]

HAHA - awe, thanks so much :)

[koukalicious]

I'm not a big fan of the color orange, but hey you rocked the tank top, so no complaints from me! Looking forward to the mom interview!!!

[anythingsarcastic]

LOL - thank you!!!

[AntidoteAstacia]

Bat's are freaking crazy Glad you got that taken care of. I hate flying things inside the house. Blog tv sounds very interesting, you will do better next time! I like seeing the raw in people without all the editing! :D you should try it again :D

[anythingsarcastic]

I'm going to try it again - yikes! September 9th, at 9PM...

[TaraThelen]

i think you and your mother should talk about your most embarrassing childhood moments. that would rock.

[anythingsarcastic]

Yes, see - that would be funny for everyone else but me...lmao.

[numeroUNOJoBrofan]

Umm, michelle? I think you're really pretty. And, well, will you go to homecoming with me?

[anythingsarcastic]

HAHA - awe, I was never asked to homecoming before...so consider yourself the first person to ask me!

[snarkdetriomphe]

nice to see you back funny michelle... love orange and thats a great shade of it and on you. I'm busy revamping my snarky life so I don't have time for new toys and BlogTV is one of those... but woot to you for doing it and for boxing through the self consciousness. Gawd I'm being all serious. I won't have it. You have 69 videos, has anyone mentioned that? Ok I'll go read the comments now. I'm tired. Hi Mom.

[anythingsarcastic]

Thanks Snark! HAHA - you were the first person to mention it, and I like it ;)

[malloryspiderwick]

Can't wait to meet yer mom!

Glad you're back - hope all the family drama shakes out. I was just up visiting my 'rents for a few days so I know what you mean! Dark haired girls can rock the orange - hawt! Dance monkey! Dance! J/K - Michelle's human - whoda thought :-)

[anythingsarcastic]

:) She's excited to make a video...haha.

I'm human...it's totally crazy I know!!!!!

[bearchay889]

I like blogtv some of the time some of the ppl on there make me look like a professor.

[anythingsarcastic]

HAHA - I know right...yay IQ!

[JaredInABottle]

I don't like blogtv, it's too impersonal. I'd rather talk with a person like on stickam that than have a person talk to me and me just watch...

[anythingsarcastic]

I love stickam, but I like to change it up a bit every now and again :)

[JadexHeartsxNerds]

I dunno why but you had me laughing through that vid.

I hope everything went well with the bats and all that Jazz.. but maybe it would of been cool if you did like a video with rabies that you contracted from the bat in your apartment.. but one can dream. Ahhh i understand about your mother having a youtube acc! hehehe. I wish my mum would come into contact with the 21st century.

WE MISS YOU MICHELLE!

but your not our dancing monkey - minus the curse words.

Please make more vids!

[anythingsarcastic]

HAHA - well I'm glad I had you laughing. I was really worried about the rabies thing, but all turned out well...so you guys get no vlog of me with rabies...lol.

[JadexHeartsxNerds]

That would of been awesome.. but oh well :(

Get your mum to tell us some stories of your childhood!

[purpledew]

It's sometimes better to have a smaller audience on blogTV, more personal and easier for you to manage whilst you get used to it.

I would definately be there, maybe get Jill to co-host if it would make it easier for you?

[anythingsarcastic]

Very true!

Yeah, I'm getting her to co-host...haha.

[savannielove]

omg. a bat?! very scary!

i missed you and your videos Michelle!

my name is savannah and i love your videos and not to mention you are pretty hot<333:]

[anythingsarcastic]

I know!!! It was scary...haha.

Hi Savannah :) Awe, thank you...

[xgobobeanx]

yeah for blogtv! :) and hmm.. mom- have her tell us a story about you!

[anythingsarcastic]

You get no stories...cause they are all embarrassing...haha. <3

[mattlaw25]

That's some funny stuff. I like the medium blogtv provides. Try it out some more and see if it's for you, if it's not that's ok too.

[anythingsarcastic]

I think I will - I've scheduled a show for September 9th at 9PM :)

[CynthiaJayde85]

Loving the orange tanktop it is very sexy!!!! and I understand the nap time thing too I am a huge napper. and am still loving the fact we both love wine. I believe we would get along famously... anyway i will think of questions to ask your mom.

Take Care Michelle!!!!!

[anythingsarcastic]

HAHA - yay! Wine is always a good thing :)

[deltapep]

No prob Michelle.

[anythingsarcastic]

Awe, thank you!!!!! It should be funny - or at least I'm hoping it is!

[paisleyduck]

Hey! I have been away for a while so I really have no clue what is going on, but it is good to see you again. :)

[anythingsarcastic]

Are you back?!?!!?

[paisleyduck]

YES! :)

[kiss0fl0ve]

i love naps too! =)

I think Blogtv is pretty cool. Sometimes it's better to watch "real" people than it is to watch some mindless drama on tv (although...i also love mindless drama lol)

[anythingsarcastic]

Who doesn't love naps...they are the best thing ever!

HAHA - mindless drama and real people ftw!

[AndyPliskin]

I thought this was pretty entertaining, lol. Good job.

Yeah, I have no idea what you should ask your mom, but if she's really into youtube I'm sure it'll be an interesting interview. Totally do blogTV, I'll watch.

[anythingsarcastic]

Awe, thanks Andy :) How's PA going?

If I do a blog tv show regularly I'm making your ass co-host with me!

[AndyPliskin]

PA is good, I'm just wondering how long it'll take people here to realize I have no idea what I'm doing, haha.

You need a co-host? I have obscene amounts of free time. I'm in, lol.

[aajunior]

Welcome back!!!!

Ask your mom "How was Michelle when she was a baby? Did she swallow any pennies or anything like that?" I want to see you blush. MOM's always have an embarrassing story to tell.

[anythingsarcastic]

HAHAHAHAHAH - thanks Junior!

[KateyMateyLaa]

Orange is my favourite colour =]

and you should definitely do BlogTV!

[anythingsarcastic]

Tuesday, September 9th at 9PM EST - I'm rocking the Blog...you better be there!

[f3xpgm]

This was a very good and funny crappy vlog! ;)

[anythingsarcastic]

Thank you darling!!!

[olorin007x]

What a pity you missed the opportunity to learn french ! Lol! I can give you some free french lessons if you're interested. Feel free to ask me. It's always more fun to learn a new language with a native speaker. Otherwise I can translate and subtitle the sketche in english.Have you already visited France ? I'm looking forward your BlogTV with Jill ? I'm sure it will be fracking amazing with your favorite partner in crime. It's funny to hear your Mum is addicted to youtube. Peace from France!

[anythingsarcastic]

I have visited France...in fact I turned 16 in Paris...which may I add was my best birthday ever...and not a bad way to turn 16 :)

[feelie75]

love the orange. i kept trying to get glimpses of it before you actually pointed it out near the end, heh.

Family and life seem crazy most of the time, though you have no idea until you have a couple of kids, hehe (I assume you don't already...?)

'Night! Thanks for sharing with us!

[anythingsarcastic]

I do not have children...but I want too (eventually). I assume life gets way more crazy then...lol.

[astoldbyhannah]

:D i'll ask a question!

"michelle's mom, would you consider becoming my mum? on account of being super awesome."

[anythingsarcastic]

HAHA - I'll run it by her.

[cautiousplay]

damn i love it when you cuss. and yes it is midnight-thirty.

[anythingsarcastic]

It's only cause you like a bitchy girl - and I respect that ;)

[claddagh143]

I like the orange tank. Sorry about the bat. I went on vacation last week, and there were a lot of bats. But they weren't inside. ;) Oh, and if the time was good - I'd watch you do BlogTV. Go for it! :)

[anythingsarcastic]

Yeah - bats outside not so bad...bats inside really bad! LOL

[channeIreview]

wait a sec... did you just say that you edit shit out? wow with all the crap you keep in your videos i wonder what the heck you actually edit out.

[anythingsarcastic]

Tons of crap!

[abagash]

yeah i dont mind blog tv. have ever thought of taking up Tibetan throat singing as yous new talent.

yay for moms

dr ash...

[anythingsarcastic]

I've seen Throat Singing before...not gonna lie it sounds like a bear having sex...so I may have to skip that talent...hahaha.

[boredncali]

ask your mom

"Why don't you go to Real Estate school? The viewers want to know"

the orange looks good.

[anythingsarcastic]

OH GOOD ONE!!!!

[pete275]

youtube video family drama.. sounds fun

[anythingsarcastic]

Loads of fun...lol

[adorablepancreas]

Orange in general isn't my favorite color. But your orange tank top was a nice shade.

[anythingsarcastic]

Thank you :)

[mikma]

when that bat was there did you hear na na na na NA NA na na na...BAT MIKMA WAS HERE

[anythingsarcastic]

Alas, if only the bat was Mikma bat...lol

[nitemareglitch]

:) Good to see you vlogging again! I totally dig BlogTV personally, you are always great to talk to...so do it more!!

[anythingsarcastic]

Yes Sir!

[CatherineDCole]

No dancing monkey! Yes mama of mama Beaver!

[anythingsarcastic]

HAHA - Grandma Beaver :)

[thexfall]

do a baking show with your mother =] haha while you ask her silly questions.

[anythingsarcastic]

HAHA - my mom is not so much the baker...she does cook well however!

[TimberGeek]

My bat encounter required far less political intervention... I had no problems dealing with the bats but could have done without the 20cc of rabies immune globulin plus a tetanus booster and a full 2 month course of rabies vaccine. At least I'm good to go for next time.

[anythingsarcastic]

The Department of Health tested the bat and luckily I did not need the rabies shot...I hear it isn't pleasant...so I salute you!

[jabazzy]

Yes more Michelle! I'm there dancing in your Blog show.

Dance monkey dance!

[anythingsarcastic]

YAY!!! For you I'll always dance!

[mashzmash]

do a cooking show with your mom!

[anythingsarcastic]

HAHA - I can ask...

[AnIrrationalRatio]

I'm with Jennie Breeden on this: "I want my flying monkey!"

Family drama? BOOOO!

You could do the BlogTV show WITH Mrs Michelle's Mom (a.k.a. Momma Momma Beaver)!

(I like to be quirky, so there :P)

Actually I always wondered if the color orange or the fruit was named first....it's a MUCH better question than the chicken or the egg.

[anythingsarcastic]

Way better question than the chicken or the egg...lol.

I don't think my Mom live would be a good idea...haha.

[canvasofdreams75]

yeah yeah i would watch ya talk for a bit live :)

[anythingsarcastic]

HAHA - well thank you :)

[GuruMN]

Dance when it is fun, because your video 2 weeks ago made up for the wait in advance, but you have been on Jill's channel on BlogTV enough to keep us from jonesing from the lack of a video so it's all good.

I like the orange top.

As far as BlogTV channel population goes this is how I feel:

20 is cozy

40 is cool

60 is fun

100 is big but gets hard to follow

150+ is insanity time and fun goes away.

[anythingsarcastic]

That's a really good breakdown - I agree!

[ChristopherMast]

A bat! AWESOME!

I like doing BlogTV... I wish it were more interactive than it is... like if Stickam had their shit together.

[anythingsarcastic]

No not awesome Mast, more like "Holy Fucking Jesus, there is a Bat in my Apartment and I woke up to it flying over my head" LOL

This is true...if Stickam got their shit together they would be way better than BlogTV, but alas I'm finding it hard to believe any of these places have their shit together...

[proffmongo]

That was the most bestest awesomenest vlog I have ever seen!!!

Oh wait!!

I was being sarcastic!!! ~:^P

5 pointy thingys

[anythingsarcastic]

HAHAHA - nice one!

[aliscia13]

i would watch yur blogtv(:

I think you should do uhm..

an awkward interview(: lol

[anythingsarcastic]

HAHA - awkward interview it is!

[volnessj]

i won't do blog tv, and i won't do twitter.

I WILL NOT! I SWORE TO MYSELF I WILL NOT!

My youtube addiction takes up enough of my time as it is.

p.s.

I'm a new subscriber. I think you're great, and really pretty.

[anythingsarcastic]

HAHA - yes, I said all those things as well.

PS- Wow, thank you Jordan :) I'm all blushy now!

[volnessj]

you know my name!?

I'm all blushy now ;)

[anythingsarcastic]

HAHA - yes, I know your name :)It probably one of my favorite names EVER!

[4u57inc0v3110]

I'M BATMAN!

[anythingsarcastic]

Hello Batman

[paul02144]

The Blogtv idea sounds good. Tell me when!

[anythingsarcastic]

Tuesday, September 9th, at 9:00PM EST...haha

[iamakinkychicken]

Yea, I feel like I haven't seen you on here in a long time. I'm glad to know you are doing well... and got that bat out of your apartment!

And yea, go live again! Twitter it, so I know what's up!

[anythingsarcastic]

Twitter - I'm on it...lol.

[anakin1814]

A blogTV should would be fab! I plan on doing one in a few weeks as well...Just a simple "Lost" fan thing, but it may work for the group of ppl who watch those videos of mine.

I know what you mean about the 2 weeks away and then not being into it. I totally napped today as well!

Good to see you again!

[anythingsarcastic]

I love Lost and I love your ass, so you better tell me when you rock this live thing!!!

Jealous! I didn't get to nap.

[anakin1814]

I totally will! You can help me jazz the show up!

[jerryb721]

Hi Michelle,

I've seen you co-host with Jill and couple times.

Both times were some of the best blogtv I've watched, so if you choose to go live I'm sure you will have many look you up.

Just be yourself and you'll do great.

[anythingsarcastic]

Oh wow, thank you :)

[brokenspirit1515]

haha 2 mama's on thursday i love it OHHH ask her who she likes more The Beaver Bunch or the 5awesomegays O.O!

[anythingsarcastic]

She better say she likes me the most...lol

[jdjdbig]

I'm not sure why you called this vlog crap

Maybe it was just that you needed your nap

From bats, to your Mom's visit, to your BlogTV show

It was quite entertaining, I thought you should know

And I really do like the orange tank top

But I hate dancing monkeys, I wish they would stop

[anythingsarcastic]

I did need my nap...lol.

Yay to orange tank top...boo to dancing monkeys.

[fu5times]

Dance monkey dance...... anyway the interview sounds like a good idea you should ask her what she thinks is the most embarrassing moment she saw you in

[anythingsarcastic]

haha - oh, that would be embarrassing...

[katieisntcool]

I would be interested in what you have to say if you went live. Hmm, as a color, I think orange is lovely, but I prefer blues and greens. And if there is going to be a video with your mother in it, and she for some reason asks what Katie wants to see her do, I would love it if she could speak a bit of Hungarian for me/us :D

[anythingsarcastic]

OMG YES!!! I had promised you Hungarian ages ago...I'll make my Mom speak it...perfect!!!

[katieisntcool]

OMG! Wow, thank you!

It's insane that you remember that. It was so long ago!

You.Are.Amazing.

[wathefuckisupwitthat]

thats why i would never blog

because at some point people expect yu to do more vids and yu do it because you feel like you have to do

like they would be pissed of if you dont do it lol scary

[anythingsarcastic]

HAHAHA - this is true.

[beornborg]

If you did what Buck does you'd get injured. I'd avoid the handstands.

[anythingsarcastic]

Point taken...

[greyk2]

I still love you, even through the neglect.

I HAD A BAT IN MY HOUSE THIS SUMMER!

[anythingsarcastic]

OMG I saw that video - but you caught it...I ended up getting animal control out here to catch the fucking little scary thing...it illustrated the fact that I either need a gay man in my life or a butch...cause my pansy ass screamed so loud it woke up half of NY.

[Katiesue888]

you should definatly go live :D that would be so awesome. And i thought this vlog was awesome btw.

[anythingsarcastic]

Awe, thanks Katie!!!

[musosf]

I'd love to come to your blogTV show, was booked last time but would love a raincheck. Orange suits you, and glad the bat situation passed without damage. Still in denial that you won't be at SouthTube.

[anythingsarcastic]

MIKE!!!!!!!!!!! Come to NY - now, now, now. I miss you, I miss everything about you.

I can't talk about SouthTube...cause everytime I do I want to quit my job...lol.

[JustA11en]

I'm so excited I waited 2 weeks for this. >:D

Seriously...

glad to see you back, and found this highly entertaining.

BlogTV... meh.

I have an account, and keep getting ask when i'm going to use it. I'm just having a hard time getting my mind around a "show" starring me....talking....about nothing.

DANCE MONKEY DANCE!

[anythingsarcastic]

Maybe I can get you too co-host with me - yes? That way its not just you talking...it's us talking...ahhh, see - amazing! LOL

[JustA11en]

You know...

You might actually be on to something.

We could be a label breaking, stereotype crushing, tag team.

Have your people, call my people. =P

[andreashamrock]

Weee! Naps are AWESOME! and my computer is too much a piece-o-crap for blogtv...

[anythingsarcastic]

Boo, you need a new comp!

[speedyconkiwi]

blogTV.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

[anythingsarcastic]

For you.

Anything.

Anything.

Anything.

[tyeporter]

*Wink - Didn't see that coming - HA.

---

Kiwi - you have to cohost with her next time she's on!

Between Kiwi, Michelle, Jill and Ann - I'm so freakin addicted to BlogTV.

I know exactly which 30 regulars you'll have in your show EVERY TIME!

Great first show, Miss Michelle.

100 Stars.

[nbwulf]

I still cant get over the bat.

I dig orange, it's groovy.

Enjoy your time with MadreSarcastic.

Cheers little buddy... J.

[anythingsarcastic]

It was SO fucked up Jason...ugh!

You should come to NY I miss you.

[nbwulf]

I'm sure I'll be out again soon for work. ^_^

[hursty810]

I have had family drama over my youtube stuff, so I understand that!

I hate that I missed your BlogTV debut, and yes I would LOVE to see a regular show with you.

Oh and I love the Orange top, I was getting tired of the black. And I like for my dancing monkeys to wear little red fez hats, so let's get on that!

[anythingsarcastic]

Yeah, I'm not one for colors...haha.

I'll do Blog TV again...promise!

[deltapep]

great vlog michelle (not being sarcastic)

[anythingsarcastic]

Awe, thank you!!

[olorin007x]

Thanks Michelle for this update. Glad to see you're back. Never forget a youtuber is a human being and not a robot ! Your story about the bat make me laugh because it's a famous french comedy sketche written by one of our best french famous stand-up comedian named Jean-Marie Bigard : La chauve-souris (means bat in french). I don't know if you speak french. But If you can, I advise you to watch it. Really hilarious ! I'm sure the video with your mum will be awesome ! Peace from France !

[anythingsarcastic]

I do not speak French sadly...I did however hook up with my French teachers son, but that didn't help...haha.

[missdivinestalls]

I would mad hella watch you on blogtv. Maybe we could co-host something as I have been wanting to go on there for some time. I think you would kick ass if you made some talking points for the show. Something to help guide you along in the place of editing. *hugs*