MST3K - 0811 - Parts - The Clonus Horror Montage

[garryOBJ]

BIOGRAPHY!!

[SerialKiller1986]

you forgot to add the part when Mike says "Koyaanisqatsi !" in a deep voice somewhere in the beginning , but it's OK. :)

[MyMelyanna]

"What's a helmet?"

[BlueEyes7452]

This is the horror!

[MagicalTrumpy]

SURE!!!

[PyrozPlayground]

Baaalink... lol

[LowellDevil]

And remember to watch Biography. Paul Lynde tonight.

[Jackiechan39]

I know that "Hi" riff from something else. But I just can't plase where i've heard it.

[Atrum]

Wood smoked Aryan man!

[hkfan1980]

lol @ 6:45 yeah wtf was he doing? O.o

[elusiverobertdenby]

"Huge lamps of the Seventies. Tonight, on Biography."



[medschl13]

Tonight on Biography...

[deleonfire]

The makers of this movie sued DreamWorks for "The Island" since it is such an obvious remake. They settled for an undisclosed amount of money.

You can look up "The Clonus Horror" on wikipedia for the rundown.

I remember seeing this movie when I was a kid. It scared the shizzzzz out of me!!!

[akje93]

Haha this is SO the Island!! Only the Island has special effects and Scarlett Johanson...

[sillygrl23]

I think the fight between the two old guys and the scene where the house blows up with the elderly couple in it cracked me up the hardest lmao! XD

[crowskyler]

So, this movie is The Island, with Peter Graves? lol.

[pdlbean]

basically. :P RIP Peter.

[pdlbean]

"I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna start a band called Air Supply!"

[CrazyKirlia]

Only YOU can prevent groin fires!

[ChannelBluesy]

"It's missionary position practice" naughty Crow!

[4EyedBlonde]

"it spells 2.99 a case"

"FORGOT ABOUT THOSE COOKIES. SORRY!"

[tarlcabot18]

Where do you live?

Later on.

[dustymew]

"HQ my hat looks like a muffin OVER" LOL

[MutantLitherKhan]

*PSCH* Ow!

[ngobleus]

"Come in George, sit down." "We're gonna remove all your teeth!!"

[mblarue]

robert fiveson is a genius

[ngobleus]

rofl "I think the only place I can find any answers is America." "Today!!" "And I'm gonna try to get there tonight." "Or today!!"

[wonderglory]

I recognize one of the guys in this film. It's Timothy Donnelly, who used to play Chester B. 'Chet' Kelly, on, "Emergency!"

[rrmond]

Lou Rawls is the Equalizer!!!! LMAO

[Curtrx7]

Ive always said that "The Island" with Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson is simply a remake of this.

[d983394]

@Curtrx7 pretty sure it is, exact plot

[pytko3]

@Curtrx7 Everyone who watched "Mystery Science Theater 3000" pretty much reached that conclusion long before "The Island" was released.

[dbsommers1]

@Curtrx7 And the courts agreed with you, as the Island company made an out of court settlement. And sicne I saw Clonus first, I noticed The island was a remake as well

[ChloePierre]

Wow....How the hell do movies like this get made? This one is pretty hilarious....Imagine how many obscure, badly made movies must be rotting away collecting dust...So sad...As bad as this is there are much worse ones....Such gems are a great find for those of us who LOVE movies that are so bad, they're good!

[r06u3AP]

My theory? This is mostly due to a big bunch of arrogant drug-addled La-La Land assholes at every level living a delusional fantasy that they actually have a talent for producing art.

[ChloePierre]

Good theory! Kind of makes you want to take all the worst actors and directors of all time and lock them in a studio together, with endless drugs, booze and cameras and see what happens! My guess is it would be HILARIOUS!

[r06u3AP]

HA! And if you add a dash of nepotism, any number of "favors" for friends and relatives, a heapin' helpin' of sexual favors, organized crime, blackmail, bribery and outright insanity, it's a wonder that this kind of shit isn't pumped out of that perverted fuckhell a lot more than it is. Well, actually, it is, only now it's mostly in the form of increasingly amateurish, shabby, raunchy, shit slathered pornography!

[ChloePierre]

To r06u3AP: This is sad but true. These days bad movies are big-budget and have none of the charm and humor that the old ones like this do. They just suck, especially so called new "horror" movies. BUT, we can always look back and be reminded of the good old days when they could do a bad movie RIGHT!

Either that or we can watch bad porn acting, but it might be weird to fast forward through the sex scenes to watch the DIALOGUE! LOL! Maybe someone should make a video montage!

[tnadrg1982]

hq my hat looks like a muffin over

[ChinoMoreno4life]

mike pwns the hell outta joel

[tenebroust]

BIOGRAPHY!  Love it.

[seanThree16]

2.99 a case, haha!

"Ow, ow, ow!"

[ngobleus]

I would have included the part where the two male clones near the beginning smile at each other: "I think you're neat..." "I like how keen you are..."

[sillygrl23]

LMAO! @ 1:39 "100....99...*starts smiling and laughing* 98..." Servo: Oh yuck its turning him on! LOL! Man this blond dumb guy is so funny to watch!

[maggiepower]

Buhhhh-link!

[wilmaiball]

Thanks for posting! Great montage. The only one of my favorites missing is "I just authorized myself."

[sillygrl23]

I just died laughing during that "blowing up the elderly couple's house" scene. *comes back to life* *watches it again* *dies laughing* X____X

[angeldesigns2002]

The plot is almost identical to The Island. Even some of the camera shots...like the hallway scene and the desert setting are the same. But with MIchael Bay, Ewan McGregor, and a huge budget it seemed to turn out a lot better. LOL

[sillygrl23]

heheheheeh, dare I ask did they use the scene where they are camping out at the desert and it looks like smoke is coming out of that girl's ass? XD "Only you can prevent groin fires!"

[maggiepower]

I'll go easier next time.

[sillygrl23]

"There is a stirring in my little clonus" I just lost it in that one!

[sillygrl23]

From what I read the creators of this movie ran into some copyright problems with the makers of "The Island" which apparently was just as bad as this one.

[silentonall]

One of the top 10 in MST3K

[rabapab23]

2K views! Thanks everyone!

[XxBeatlesforeverxX]

"Only you can prevent groin fires."

[dma69nyc]

I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna start a band called Air Supply.

[brodriguez914]

Have you been eating your boogers?

[Jikk]

*BLINK*!

*BAAAAAAAAALINK*!

[CarolinaOcelot]

What song is that "Today!" riff from ?

[rabapab23]

Neil Diamond / America

[CarolinaOcelot]

Thanks, that was driving me crazy.

[sillygrl23]

Yes me too I never did understand that "Today" joke Servo kept using.

[notjustanotherface]

It was from the song called "Coming to America" and it was possibly based upon the movie of the same name that starred Eddie Murphy and James Earl Jones, among others, in the 1980s, sillygrl23.

[dan7546]

it's a reference to the Neil diamond song

[Rizza2k4]

BIOGRAPHY!

[SoundsmithOne]

"There. There's the flavor."

[vlcupper]

The Clone Daddy gag kills me. Such an awesome episode!

[sillygrl23]

"Do you like me Clone daddy?" "Are you mad at me Clone daddy?" lol! And the best one: "They are getting divourced because of me!"

[ngobleus]

"She really was on top of Old Smokey..."

[kitgrrrl]

Believe it or not, I came looking for the part in clonus where the old people's house blows up. Thanks for adding that. It's so out of nowhere, it's hilarious. Love the ending with Labotomy Lina..."Hiiiiiiiii."

[rabapab23]

Awesome! The old people's part... I had to cut that part up alot to get it to fit in right..

[sillygrl23]

I agree with kitgrrrl that was the funniest I have ever laughed at a MST3K scene (not if you don't count the introduction of Samson in "Samson v The Vampire Women" however) I am going to find the whole episode and save it to my playlist!

[rabapab23]

Samson, the silver masked man, Tattagliana!

[sillygrl23]

lol, yeah that is the one....the moment I saw him step into the office in that Luchador custom I just cracked up.

[BryonYoungblood]

@rabapab23 With Delta Burke as Deliah!!

Bryon

[rabapab23]

1k views! Awesome!!!!!

[needsmorefunk]

My favorite episode, but my favorite parts are not in here!!!! HOW SAD :(

"HQ, my hat looks like a muffin. Over."

[rabapab23]

Sorry, 10 minutes isn't enough time to fit every good line in here :) I did my best...

[randyj420]

hands down-one of the best episodes and movies they ever did - thx - lol so good

[SeanP7195]

What does M-I-L-W-A-U-K-E-E spell?  Servo: 2.99 a case...LMAO.

[butchdeadlift10]

remember that movie "the island". It was so using this plot. maybe more bad movies could be remade instead of imbreading the good ones

[ljkaf227]

Or, "I'm Peter Graves, and I'm running a clone farm using information I learned at the University of Minnesota."

[JeannineAnne]

My fave episode of MST3K...thanks! haha.