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  • What a ugly penis..

  • Apes never smile even when masturbating, because the idea of them one day become black people still haunts them.

  • huahuahu.. ohhh god !!! nice family program...

  • this monkey must have been laughing afterwards bcoz of the stupid woman who let her kids watch his ugly penis!!

  • animalls are not innocent..they did the same as humanbeings, just like dog-style, i think that is wher humanbeing learn how to doggy!

  • pple go to the zoo to watch animals and where did they end up??? watching monkeys masturbatin with kids! OMG..stupid ha^^

  • yeah yeahh a big fat monkey just cum....i hope those kids didnt watch how this ugly monkey masturbates!

  • Jesus, how did I get from annoying orange to this!

  • Ha ha ha ha this is the first evolutional link between wanker sapiens and homo sapiens. Darwin was right we are all wanking monkeys.

  • lol? a freaked monkey? sme1 closed the baby eyes. lmao :))

  • Yep,it turns out evolution IS true.

  • i find this hard to masturebate to

  • Kinda looks like my dick.

  • @KonaKingUK HAHAHAHA!!!

  • gives new meaning to the term "Monkey Bone"

  • Les recomiendo este vídeo: REVELACION NO EXISTE LA MUERTE

  • Eww... why do my kitchen ustensils look a lot like that dick

  • that, is not a dick

  • tats bigger then mine

  • And all children are watching, someone must put this naugthy monkey in prison for centuries....:)

  • 1:04 , why does the chick start moaning LOL

  • @Tasheeeey she was obviously fingering herself. also, the woman talking at 32-37 seconds is stupid. "Ahh. he is peeing" is wrong. he is not peeing he is cumming.

  • @sempai2055 I believe that woman was a little girl or at least it sounded like it.. Good thing she doesn't know what cum is yet XD

  • FINALLY HARD-CORE PORN ON YOUTUBE!!!:))

  • One monkey's insult to another: "dude, the best part of you dripped onto a rock at the zoo."

  • wow he looks like he has a zombie dick rofl

  • Guess you gotta do something to pass the time in a zoo eh?

  • wtf this is so weird!

  • Did he died????

  • is that a prius?

  • HE JIZZED ON THE ROCK!

  • @Mrjarrett1 LOL

  • A big monkey!

  • thier dick looks wierd

  • they thought he was peeing, wow.

  • que gracioso!

  • wtf man that dick is downright traumatizing

  • Attention Thumps up to legalise porn on youtube.

  • Their Dick is Fudged up

  • a big monkey indeed

  • is this monkey jewish

  • this is probally where man got the idea of masturbating back then

  • oh my lord!!! thts horible haha

  • girl ORGASM 1:05 to 1:07 uh uh

  • This shit is so funny! that chick is like oh he came? hahaha Monkey spankin his monkey lol

  • His dick looks kinda ugly, I guess...

    1:09 "a BIG monkey!"

  • I just feel bad for the poor monkey because everyone's watching him wank...

  • omg this is soo funny reminds me when we went on a school trip in grade 7 andd we are starring at the monkey and then he starts to jack off!! it was hilarious everyone was dying of laughter ... ahhh funny timesss

  • LOL. definately not pee. his dick looks like a friken dog toy. like it looks fake.

  • That isn't pee lady

  • It's spelled "CUM" you idiot

  • stuck in a small cage all day with a bunch of weirdos looking at me id jack off too,hopefully it hits them in the eye and then they see where im coming from.

  • @ironraptorterror dmx line.

  • omg that is the ugliest and most painful looking penis ever

  • why is he rubing a bone

  • hes like what the fuck just came out?!

  • i feel bad fur the little ones

  • what the fuck??

  • um

  • did yall here that she said "ohh hes peeing".

  • that's like a fucking skeletor penis

  • eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  • Wow i search the weirdest stuff when I'm bored.

  • @lebanese996 ya me too -_-

  • he needs a female

  • Monkey got the idea to jerk himself after watching some 80s porn starrring Vanessa Del Rio.

  • Monkey porn. :| Omg.

  • So this is how males evolved? xDD

  • LOL I loved his reaction... "oops..."

  • oh you cheeky monkey!!! :-)

  • thats got to be the ugliest cock ive ever seen

  • the apes are evolving

  • the pinkest thing i have ever seen LMAO

  • looks like he's texting

  • you guys are sick watching animal porn!

  • @majones95 you watched it too, so ur sick 2

  • @hogsfordawgs because its not so diffrent from us

  • look at the wear and tear on that thing!

  • Lmao. That's Really Funny

  • The girl was confused "Did he just come?" "Wait, but it didn't land on my face"

  • nice cock broski

  • i think the worst part of all these monkey porn is that kids are watching it while the parents record it

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  • is this known as "Spanking the human" in monkey terms?

  • What else is there to do in a cage after all?

  • awwwww his eyes are so cute :D but the jacking off is nasty

  • eww gross

  • how did i go from roller coasters to this?

  • @dennosbebebe Dont feel bad i was watching a music video....

  • i'm never gonna look at monkeys or chimps in the same way ever again haha. everywhere on youtube is about them masturbating or raping another animal! :( and not mentioning the chimp that ripped that womens face off.. wow :(

  • take your kids out of here OMFG

  • Is that a dick or a playstation move remote?

  • monkey dick =wrongness

  • Hahahaha "he is peeing" what a virgin

  • what a ugly dick

  • 0:34 "Oh, he's peeing".

  • love how youtube allows monkeys wacking off but not humans.

  • @kotraquin you like watching men wank?

  • @NGUsuperahm just like you like watching women a female can enjoy watching too

  • @kotraquin Humans aren't allowed to masturbate! That would just be against nature!

  • @Foreignhedgehog I guess you'll have to go fuck yourself then! have a nice day

  • there is like a 4 yr old in da back round watching lol

  • monkeys are fucked up..they say they are the closest animal to humans....i think they just fucking retards that rape frogs ha

  • ugly dick

  • he is peeing...haha :D ...i think this women is a virgin :D

  • @CristianoRonaldo411 totally, cuz I usually pee with a full hard-on. AND pee usually squirts out like that in small amounts.. :-/ maybe you've never had an orgasm?

  • @reflexi0n

    lol are u stupid u tard?...the woman in the video says "he is peeing" ....omg idiot...first listen then write something pls ;)

  • @CristianoRonaldo411 yes the woman says that. she must be all-knowing... jesus christ you're an idiot

  • @reflexi0n

    lol srsly?:D...omg tard

  • @extrekkie13 They do that, BECOUSE THEY ARE SMART, rather than you that do not understand....

  • Wierdest looking penis I have ever seen!

  • this is so nasty! this should not be on here

  • This is the most fucked up shit I have ever witnessed in my life.

  • hahahaha funny dick...:D

  • WTF what`s with his dick? O.o

  • u know he comes becuase his wang gets smaller right after that

  • @liamo89010 actually i think that was its tail

  • thats disgusting!!

  • lol the monkey's penis looks like a pink twizzler xD

  • WHAT HAPPEND TO HIS BELL END

  • weird shaped penis

  • that was SO GROSS.

  • why did i jack off at this?

  • @ferrarirobin hahahaha because you are sick xD

  • @ferrarirobin كس امك ياكلب

  • @ferrarirobin lmao ur sick ha ha ha ha!

  • @ferrarirobin maybe because you are sick

  • i thought i have seen everything... i was wrong...

  • Am I the only one that actually watched until the end...?

  • I have a new goal in life: NEVER see another monkey dick for the rest of my life until I DIE!

  • LOL he got some on his foot.

  • Best reason to go to the zoo.

  • O M F G What the fuck

  • that's just nasty.

  • i wish the monkey would do that on meee!!! cause i'm a PERVERT!!!!!!

  • i wish the monkey would do that on meee!!! cause i'm a PERVERT!!!!!!

  • Rofl win

  • maby he just needed motivation to pee o.O

  • @GeorgeOfBoston ever heard of a thing called the description?

  • Ewwwww, it looks disgusting xO

  • what the fuck.....................

  • Well the monkey was probs watching brazzers or the mom was really hot!

  • nothin like rubbin out a quick one to start the day

  • @pernch Yes, nuthin' like a fresh batch, huh? Ha! Ha!

  • OMG loooool

  • Nice Cum Bro

  • That's exactly how I do it.

  • looks like a human penis that has fallen apart. :x

  • wtf is wrong with his dick

  • @Adk09 lmao!!

  • A big monkey Priceless lols wow your kid is growing up just fine

  • Ohh God!....Please don't show this to Delaware's Senate candidate Christine O' Donnell!!

  • I must be Bored.......^^

  • wtf is that thing?!?!?!

  • Somebody get this monkey a frog!

  • @mewarmor990 lmfao

  • Did you see his shame after he came? Somebody get him a frog!

  • i'd fuck that.

  • what kind of penis is that O_O

    omfg it sccares me why am i watching this D:

  • EEEWWWW

  • thank god humans wieners are diffrent 

  • omg that ws the grosses shit and his dick looked like a fucked up sauguage

  • looks like a shriveled sausage

  • That was hot!

  • uhh.. S: the monkey came on his tail, big fail lol

  • Nap time hahaha

  • yeah and the girls liked watchng him!!!

  • o.o

  • "hes peeing!" 0:34

  • The monkey spanked his monkey.