Weird Things to See on a Road Sign - Mock the Week - BBC Two

[skrillex281]

Frankie Boyle and Russel howard <3

[MrNommington27]

i used to be a lord, but then i took an arrow to the knee.

[LaurensWorldx]

"I am the lord of the dance" psml

[daleksec666]

That's the lord of London, over there is the lord of the Thames, and I'm Lord of the flies.

[tacticianSHG]

fork in the road: one way is heaven and one way is hell- chose wisely

[mryouwontrememberme]

i used to be a lord, but then i took an arrow to the knee.

[jettison27]

i raped number 0:50.

[WILLSTERROCKSTER]

I like Frankie as a comedian but he is a bit of a turd sometimes

[redvinesron]

"Please welcome our newest member...Lord Voldemort!" XD

[RaithGuy]

2:46 I used to be a Lord

but then I took an arrow to the knee

*ducks the rotten tomatoes*

[yaying404]

I'm now going to devote my life to writing hammertime under the stop on every stop sign!

[Flappawapa]

I wake up in the morning turn on start watching one of these videos get addicted look at the clock, it is 7, where has the time gone?

[jettison27]

@Flappawapa You are either a lonely person or an attention seeker (or both) because it is blindingly obvious that this statement is meant to get replies based on the fact that you wake up that much earlier than seven and that is probably intriguing to most people. You been diagnosed batch :P

[fleuve0styx]

Lord Voldemort! XD

[PioneerOnSupercity]

i feel so sorry for russell on this show, he's always too polite to push past everyone else so he can tell a joke. he always waits until no one else is going.

[toxin9]

i've seen a stop hammertime sign in my town :L

[smackarel7]

i once seen a perverted traffic sighn once

[WentMillerGal15]

When Hugh says "get into the groove" he sounds a lot like Robin Williams.

[satskify]

LORD VOLDEMORT

[Miskittykat000]

fancy a shag? park and ride 200 yards.... the best one!

[england90111]

I saw a sign that said Stop with the words "Hammer time" underneath it.

[dattebayoshuriken]

GIANT EXCLAMATIONMARK.. AHEAD

[PenguinGirlxoxo]

Voldieeeee isnt a lorrrrddd! But he is evil, so its half Right

IM LORD OF THE DUCKSSSSSS

[LostBillz]

@PenguinGirlxoxo Whats wrong with you?

[eanrua1]

What's the name of the bearded guy? It doesn't say his name in the description.

[PaperThinGeorgee]

i used to be a lord ....... but then i took an arrow to the knee

[BBTxKhan]

@PaperThinGeorgee FAG.

[xxWolfyBabyxx]

Bracknell, twinned with HELL.

I live near Bracknell :') I can only agree!

[StaraziaSelin66]

"i read the news today...oh boy...about a lucky man who made the grade..."

[preppypenguin01]

R.I.P Frankie Boyle :(

[BethSince2302]

@preppypenguin01 He's not dead.

[rohanyamid]

"u are leaving croydon......well done"

crowd cheers

[Siege2342]

I used to be a lord, then I took an arrow in the knee...

[BethSince2302]

@Siege2342 Fuck off with your Skyrim Bullshit.

[brighttomorrows]

"I've changed my name to E. Lordy. I'd like you all to call me Lord E. Lordy."

[JamesOhGoodie]

I don't think the Brits realize how true that Hammertime joke is here in the States.

[TheWeekle]

There's actually a STOP (Hammertime) sign near my local Wal Mart lol

[SanitiseYourMind]

@TheWeekle SAME!

[TheWeekle]

@SanitiseYourMind Would be interesting if it was the same one :P

[TheSevanthNinja]

damm good quality for 240p.

[utdrule4eva]

help me im trapped in a sign making factory LMFAO

[WentMillerGal15]

I'm an American and I wish I knew who these comedians were. The bald chap is so funny!

[LadyBonnieOfTheManor]

@WentMillerGal15 the blad guy is Andy Parsons :) if you look in the info it will tell you there names they are hilarious ! xx :D

[goshootyaself5]

@WentMillerGal15 andy parsons, hugh dennis, russell howard, frankie boyle, ed byrne, dont know the other 1 lol

[marcusallison1234567]

ah, 240p... we will still meet many times in the future, but i'm still going to tell everyone everytime i see you :D x

[yokoraitashi]

OH GOD YOU ARE A LEGEND RUSSEL HOWARD!!!

[KitsuneProject]

Amarillo --->

<-- Armadillo

Cowboy Town 200 Yrds

Liverpool (TURN BACK!)

[KitsuneProject]

"Read... Good! You Now Understand English, Welcome To Britain"

[jonny2k100]

Atleast they have some hilarious jokes to make up for the bad picture quality. Example 1- 0:47 until 0.54

Example 1:08 until 1.16

Example 3) 1:23 until 1.31

Example 4) 2:18 until 2.23

Example 5) 0:28 until 0.33

[LucyLuvsPonies]

"You are entering Scotland. No salad for 200 miles." I find that OFFENSIVE!!!

[thefartydoctor]

"Warning! User PissinAnts has left several non-comedic jokes below."

[lalakers1984]

hello i'm lord ocean finance

[StaraziaSelin66]

i got one for the House of Lords:

"excuse me, sirs. we found the body of a man that we couldn't identify. he made the grade but was unfortunately involved in an accident that was mostly his fault. is he from the house of lords?"

[PissinAnts]

Church Street ->

<-Gay Street

Connector

[PissinAnts]

Caution

Water on road during rain

[PissinAnts]

SLOW! Children Ahead! 50 points each!

[KitsuneProject]

@PissinAnts XD

"Stop! Look At This Nude Woman Boys, Undo Seatbelts & Trousers! Time For A Wank"

[PissinAnts]

@KitsuneProject :D hhaaaaaaaaaaaaa :P

[PissinAnts]

Do not gossip!

Let hime drive!

[PissinAnts]

Dips! DO NOT ENTER WHEN FLOODED!

[PissinAnts]

whats ed talkin about when he says " i've changed my name to E. Lordi. i want you to call me Lordi Lordi"??

[thebladeofchaos]

@PissinAnts it's more 'Lord E. Lordi'

[PissinAnts]

@thebladeofchaos oh yeah lol... i still dont get what he means tho, but i do know its something to do with the house of lords pmsl

[Ephesians3v20]

Someone actually stamped "Hammertime" underneath a stop sign at my uni. I laugh every time I see it :D

[KitsuneProject]

"Warning British Enforcers Guard This Fucking Road"

[KitsuneProject]

"Granny Crossing!: Stop."

[KitsuneProject]

"Prostitutes' Car Wash, GET WET AND WILD, 200 Yards

[KitsuneProject]

"If You Read This And You're Crashed Under me, You've Bent My Legs And Your car's Arial is stuck up my arse"

[KitsuneProject]

"Esso: 200 Miles, Texaco: 100 Miles, Frozen Lake: 50 Miles: Granny Crossing, 25:Miles: Mc.Donalds, 200 Yards: Nationwide, 150 Yards: A Booze Allowed Zone, 100Yards: Police Station, 50Yards: YOU'RE NICKED"

[KitsuneProject]

Try This One On:

"Strip Club: Look Left"

[KitsuneProject]

"Forgive me for the background noises, my lord. i locked the poor boy in the wine cellar, his name was Oliver"

[KitsuneProject]

@KitsuneProject or this one

"Slow!; Armadillo Crossing And Sandstorms Ahead"

[KitsuneProject]

"Giant Exclaimation mark says; You're Fucked!"

[KitsuneProject]

"Watch Out For Ice! You're On A Frozen Lake, Sit Perfectly Still"

[KitsuneProject]

"Police Women Operate This Area. Beware If You're A Man"

[KitsuneProject]

"No!, We're Not Traffic Lights. We're Disco Lights... Idiot"

[KitsuneProject]

"Can You Read French Road Signs?"

[KitsuneProject]

"Burger King Closed Due To A Hunger Strike... The Anneresyc Bastard!"

[KitsuneProject]

"Be Careful! Mental Patients May Think You're Gonna Run 'em Over"

[lolXfactor1]

you're lonely, aren't you Russell? O_o

[dudedude270]

ACCIDENT ON OPPOSITE CARRIAGEWAY, QUICK, LOOK!!!!

[xStandardTalent]

WARNING LITTLE CHEF ONE MILE

[KitsuneProject]

@xStandardTalent "Turn Left To Mc.Donalds in 200 Yards"

[AirWaterLandBuffalo]

Ah, 240p... we meet again.

[msg355]

@AirWaterLandBuffalo how unoriginal do you want to be? shut the fuck up.

[DeadPoolFilms]

@AirWaterLandBuffalo Ah Unlikely comment.........we meet again.

[Atvishees]

3:41 - No.

That's only how the Americans would do it.

[IThinkIMightBeRobert]

@TheeLuctifers Well done. You can type a joke from a video you just heard.

[xXDinoman1997Xx]

Sign: Don't look at me! Keep your eyes on the road!

[PunkiKidd98]

'When the red lights are flashing, get down wid da groooove' xD

[ellenmelon771]

Help, I'm trapped in a sign making factory!

XD xXx lmao

[fishiepie13]

Glasgow ahead, don't say I didn't warn you!

[ashleelmb]

Frankie is so witty...he thinks up the funniest lines on the spot. What a loss to Mock The Week he is. Its hardly worth watching anymore.

[13GINGRE]

74 people crashed their car into a river when their satnav said it was a road.

[13GINGRE]

74 people crashed their car into a river when their satnav said it was a road.

[MrsJonathanGill]

RUSSELL <3.

[jonny2k100]

You're entering Scotland, No salad for 200 miles.

[bradbrock1]

I got one "Just stop. And take a break ... relax "

[xXMusicxMadnessXx]

Frankie and Hugh are the legends

[MrB1GW1LL]

'Get down with the grooove' Ah Hugh Dennis, you sir, are a LEGEND of comedy.

[SamGaming]

Hearing Dara's laugh makes me laugh even more.

[ellenmelon771]

I am the Lord... Of the Dance!! *sashay* XD hahahahahahaha i cannot get enough of mock the week! XD xXx

[KitsuneProject]

@ellenmelon771 "You're In ChavTown, Turn Back"

[MissMillieMenace]

Please welocme our newest member Voldemort <333

[BillHartnelliscool27]

Sign: You just ran over a squirrel, y'know that.

Me: Dang.

Lord: Hello, I'm Lord Wotzisname!

Me: Where is the Farawy Tree?!*Throtles him* WHERE??!!!

[YTFun10]

i like hugh the best :D

[DatBox]

Ed Bruns reminds me of Marty from back to the future

[shsgabrsm]

@DatBox

His name is Ed Byrne

[Taylar94]

help im trapped in a sign making factory

[dramaqueenloulou]

what is the name of the comedian who says " if you can read this you've crahed into my front garden" cause i think he is kind of cute

[keepthefaith06]

@dramaqueenloulou Ben Norris :)

[PS3TNA157]

Here's my sign line...

Sign: Diversion ahead

Me: Where?

[msnoahxlukefan]

here is MY lord line: "SOMEONE CALL THE COPS!! ITS LORD LUCAN!!"

[saturnstargirl]

"Please welcome our newest member, Lord Voldemort!"

I woke up my parents.

[KitsuneProject]

@saturnstargirl LMAO check this one

*Two Year Old Voice*: "Mummy? Why's That Woad Sign Got A Drawing of a Pair Of Bollocks?"

[KitsuneProject]

@saturnstargirl

*Posh Voice* "Dear Lord. What's With The Shotgun, Oled Chap?"

[KitsuneProject]

@saturnstargirl "i'm afraid you let the cat out of the bag... It Was Mine!"

[saturnstargirl]

@KitsuneProject "Next petrol station: 100 miles. Amount of petrol you have left for: 1 mile."

[KitsuneProject]

@saturnstargirl tell me if you like this

"Beware, Hobos Loot In This Area, Nearest Pub; DO ONE, YOU DRUNKEN SODS!"

[KitsuneProject]

@saturnstargirl or this:

"GRANNY CROSSING AHEAD!"

[saturnstargirl]

@KitsuneProject "Explosion to the right. Quick! Look!"

[KitsuneProject]

@KitsuneProject "This Is Liverpool, Turn Back Before you get stabbed"

[kitaarmes]

when the red lights are flashing.... get down with the groooove :P

[lucyaaliyahxx]

tresspassers will be shot. survivors will be shot again : )

[kitaarmes]

Russell Howard <3

[tclol1]

GIANT EXCLAMATION MARK AHEAD! lol

[JumpRunnerS]

"WARNING. GIANT PAIR OF SCISSORS COMING AT YOU ALONG DOTTED LINE"

[S0F0J]

weird things to see on a road sign, micheal jackson without a kid ! lol

[LloydDutch]

I was once driving in Scotland, and seen an electric sign which read "Distractions can cause road accidents" and I nearlly crashed, taxpayers money well spent on something which is obvious and distracting.

[squirrel1811]

frankie and hughs dance :D haha x

[Stitchpunk9]

"Help me! I'm trapped in a sign making factory!" 8O So THAT'S why Frankie's not anymore.

[americanintellectify]

frankie's dance!

[WoodymanTHEJ]

Sop, Yeld, One Vay. Any takers, Homer? :L

[SilentArtist269]

Here's one for the roadsigns: If you can read this, congratulations! You don't need glasses! But reading this means you're about to crash.

[SilentArtist269]

As a life pier, I would like to tender my resignation. (Sticks fingers in mouth, falls over dead) XD XD XD

[ethanmolloy]

you are now leaving liverpool , DUCK!

[jazamina123]

Lord Voldemort!!!:L:L:L!!!! i laughed so much at that:) in case it wasnt obvious i am a real Potterhead:)

[popazz1]

I love my mute button,it comes in useful whenever I see that smug twot Frankie Boyle approaching the microphone!

[TheCaptainShepard]

You are leaving Croydon. Well done.

[lolliepop90]

If voldemort were in teh house of commons, he would be awesome.

[MrWickedjay]

frankie boyle u are the comedy god no one will ever get better jokes then u

[pkmnguy2010]

@MrWickedjay mock the week feels weird without him :(

[HardcoreHamster33]

"I am...LORD OF THE DANCE!" xD

[pkmnguy2010]

@HardcoreHamster33 said he

[HardcoreHamster33]

@pkmnguy2010 lol xD

[MuffinBracelet]

0:25 Russell's shirt is HUGE compared..

[homedogg300]

yoyo

[seethroughskin]

STOP! HAMMER TIME!

[jammyjimmy666]

@seethroughskin I have actually seen a sign with that on it... my dad nearly crashed the car!

[dudedude270]

@jammyjimmy666 i saw that, clever graffiti artist

[Emziipan]

Aha, that means Russell has no nose. ;)

[shsh12340]

Please welcome our newest member....Lord Voldemort !!!

[OlirockCP]

How about... SIGN NOT IN USE...oh wait thats something i got off top gear :-)

[TopOfTheGear1]

@OlirockCP that was a mint episode

[Bonnie1020Production]

i have an idea

WARNING! THIS SIGN HAS SHARP EDGES!

[chrismccompositions]

It is a good thing that people put these quotes of what has just been said. Otherwise, I wouldn't have a a clue what they said!

[popazz1]

@chrismccompositions ,

Hahahahahahahahahaha,oh well said,matey,lol!

[AlexGTAgamer]

"Highway To Hell, next exit."

[mickey15ey]

Frankie is a God

[Billyboy2549]

Thumbs up if Frankie is your favorite.

[GamerInari]

i am the lord... of nothing, because i am not a lord, not even a lady... for i am... a gamer...

[marcustonks]

Everyone is funny apart from Russel Howard:S

[Hunte7M]

help me im trapped in a sign making factory LMAO!! XD

[ElsJones94]

"Please welcome our new member: Lord Voldermot..."

LOL

[lukeyyyy08]

Lord E. Lordy lmfao

[opendtuning]

"little chef one mile" ..."But it's too expensive for you" ...

[tidmouthmilk12]

this is davina ... you are live on BBC Parliament ... please do not swear. XD hey Hugh Dennis mines better!

[Pizred]

STOP! Hammer time! :)

[powermadchickenxxx]

i used to be a lord but now im a lady :D