Metal Gear Swifty

[mushicorn]

this is so dumb. but i loved it.

[bunnybooties]

"Vagina hurts!" "Vagina hurts?!" "Vagina hurts!" Ya, if her vagina has a Kung Fu grip around your dick! WOO!

[Tracka97]

I like the extended mags he's got on those pistols.

[axellekiller93]

*COLORBARS*

Signal : Good

OMGWTFLOL HAHAHA

[sleepyperson23]

We Rob BANKS!

Who robs banks?

WE DO!

Uh... No we Don't..

THIS GUY! So weak XDD

[callmecrazybecoziam]

MAATTT NOOOOOOOOOOO :O

[smexichick97]

SWIFTYYYYYYYYY!

nooo!

[ztronathon]

He's not dead shoot him one more time!

[stebo11]

Press 1 repeatively. So funny.

[MrTKOer]

Oh! I get Solid Snake, Liquid Snake, Gas Snake. LOL

[thesingingpickle]

Swifty really sounds like AskANinja. haha.

[PeTreTTyy]

1:57 xDD

[JLLproductions]

"thats what she said, haaaaaaa"

[KaitlinMainland]

Onision's impression is uncanny. I LOVE IT. :DDDDD

[immortalpuppylol]

awesome face at 0:24 - 0:25

[spongebuddy009]

I hate onision, he's so annoying

[warriorsorochi100]

Hmmm.... No Reload System?! LOL!!!

[Lady21Deaths]

I like how in almost all the ending,.. everyone but Onision gets shot,... LOL or dies,...

[SquirtXBlood]

y does cyr look like my friend curtis........

[60sSadie]

ROFL 0:43

[27Renev]

i like the noise cyr makes when he shoots himself.

[MadCat1EST]

Based on the Metal Gear Awesome flash? :D Also Swifty looks a bit like Philip DeFranco here :D

[XxToRNadiCacTiViTYxX]

WHATS THE POINT? THE WORLD IS A LIE!!!!!

[Movies4you24]

LOL WTF!?

[XRobiX]

No more, no more, no more, no more, no more! LOL

[peterpan3ful]

LMAO this was so incredibly random but i love it!!!

[narutoedv33]

lol thiswas so random

[Xewl]

Gun Effects, Check!

Blood Effects, euh, where the f* are they....?

[GavynNitrox47]

WE DROPPED YOU WITHIN A MILE OF IT

[seanannerholic]

Wheretf is raiden XD

[SamanthaTDWP]

That's what she said!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAA

[MrSoapywater1]

i had to stop walf way through cos i almost started cry ing with laughter

[OMGTorikunx3]

Maybe it's just me, but matt seriously sounds like the dude that makes "Ask a ninja"

[xRainbowsandRazorsx]

LoL whos who? xD

[BMM102030]

lol 0:58 to 1:22 is so fucking funny!

[YourClassicIdiot]

"Hit the road jack"

" dontcha come back"

" no more no more no more no more!"

[OMGJZiggy]

How many bullets are in his clip lmaoo

[MrAlexmccown]

swifty u r a retard lmao

[prosper58]

is that egoraptor?

[hahaha1233725]

haha I love swifty's ninja voice!

[MrFletchFTW]

My favorite part is when he pulls back the top of his pistol to load it but it doesn't slide back. And he just kinda looks at it and slides it back himself. :D

[supersnaxx]

that sounds like onision

[redneckwoman12345]

Sexy Ninja:)

[suicidehotline44]

when they first said the distance he was from his destination, snake said kilometers and master said miles, lol

[copatoro]

I have watched this about five hundred times and I still laugh like it's the first time. I showed my friends and they kinda giggled and got over it.. but man. It cracks me the fuck up.

[ChildofYouth]

@copatoro oh my god right? over and over. not even my guy friends laughed a fraction of what i did.

[Caliskaterboy213]

i feel like i just got mind fucked.....

[Beatlesful]

they sound like Edgar & Alan Frog from the lost boys ..movie :D

[XxJosh951xX]

Ocelot made me laugh so hard. xD

[xojujuxo96]

lmfao who robs banks we do.......no we don't lmfao!!!(:

[IssyRedbird]

Hit the road Gas and don't come back. no more no more no more NO MORE! XD XD

[emogirl89allup]

lmao!! XD wow that was epic!

[KestrelVoron]

you dont know where i should go then

[punchingpopsicle]

Lol but i dont think a gun has that many shots :)

Lol

[CartomartaKenDoll]

XDDDDD

[bunnybooties]

My vagina hurts. Its all puffy and lumpy. Oh wait, never mind... thats just my penis and testicles.Silly me.

[CPVIDFUNNYPEN]

I love ninja swifty!!!! <3

[PeTreTTyy]

GUN BUUUUUUG

[PeTreTTyy]

Who's that.

Ugh , thats just my boyfriend.

WHAT THE FUCK DID U JUST SAID

____________________________

I love you so much ..

Come back to bed babe

Shut up , im commin.

xDDD

[PeTreTTyy]

Who is GASS Snake ... Sounds really like the real one. And onision , phahha he'z awesome.

[vegetablex2]

"Hit the road gas"

"And I won't come back NO MORE, NO MORE, NO MORE, NO MORE"

[Chibi2Ninja2Death]

........Wut just happened? lol. XD

[mildphil]

how many rounds does that thing hold!?

[Carrieannejones1]

flagged for violence.

[666crackhure666]

@Carrieannejones1 omg-.-

[fireflies13100]

lolz this hilarious! Metal Gear is like the best game evar 2

[LetsPride]

MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER!!! XD I can go to this video to make me smile on any of my bad days. :)<3 THANK YOU FOR THIS!!!!

[ErrrrrrRia]

Vagina hurts!!

[LetsPride]

@ErrrrrrRia I want to ride you like a roller coaster and FUCK your brains out!!! >:D

[RainbowChild2010]

Hmmm, odd but funy as hell

[pyromaniac1223]

funniest shit ever

[PlymouthShutdown]

The best Video !

[revenge797]

1:58 wepons malfunction hahaha

[dragon88rr]

dont quit your day jobs

[KaruraLovesSasuke]

HAHHAHAA i love how while hes shooting onision, hes just kinda like jumblin around hahahhahahha

[stephanie20131]

?????? xD

[ExarZero]

lol awesome.

[100percentfreesubs]

so funny

[COATSnBOB]

Haha good game

[fatalitys183]

annoying as hell.

damn.

[XxXSuicideClubXxX]

That's some random shit right there

[6567531]

agree with mamacheetahs

[yoyofun1]

at 2:30 his katana is comeing out of its sheath lol

[popgoestheunicorn]

onisionnnnnn!!!! :D

[mamacheetahs]

i watched this like 100 times but still laugh like i first watched it. the best video ever.

[MrChickenPotPie8]

I WANT TO RIDE YOU LIKE A ROLLER COASTER AND FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT lol

[emolove121234]

Wat the fuck are u doing 1800 miles from nukaku . I got lost .u got lost

[GreenStormProduction]

mgs roxxx ur hilarious

[TJBGSP123]

ahahahahaa

[GamingsecretsTV]

rotfled everytime i watched and watched 500 times it was great and by the way thats what she said

[lightvidio]

Vagina Hurts.

[shrimpcocktail09]

hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

[wehasissues]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PART 0:14-0:25 is funnnnnnnnneeeeeeeyyyyy, But yet the whole video is GREAT

[sarahlovelp]

i love this video sooooo much ^^^^^

cant get enough of it <3

[sarahlovelp]

i watched this so much and i just noticed at the beginnin onision and cyr (snake and the master...) kept sayin diferent numbers..=P

[BaileyBlackrose]

WudduFack O_0?! ^_^ hot

[xxLostlover1994xx]

lol to funny

[jasophie218]

wowzers so funny xp

[killer1o2o]

it needs something else...

YOU MEAN LIKE YOU BEING MY FIRE?

what?

*turns on fire* AAAHHHH!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOL FUNNY

[jaydeybugz]

ROFL

[PortugalFreaks]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

[TheRedspider2a]

COME BACK TO BED BAYBAY !

[AwakenRain]

@TheRedspider2a Shut up! I'm Coming!

[TheRedspider2a]

THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!!

[invaderpink]

he sounds like ask a ninja LOL :D

[PortugalFreaks]

0:41 to 1:22

Hilarious

HIT THE ROAD GAS!!

AND I WON'T COME BACK!!,

NO MORE, NO MORE, NO MORE, NO MORE!! xDD

[canadianidots444]

that's what she said

OOOHHHHHHHH!!!

LMaO

[venus6catss]

mwahahaha!

x3

[itszedith]

that was awesome

[MrGothblood]

yuh the real guy is revolver ocelot

[joleflifl]

is the enemy Revolver Ocealot?

[6567531]

@joleflifl no its actualy pistol panther, look at his name @ 1:16

[alyssaandellannashow]

BAHAHAHA,

I can't stop watching this video

xD

<3333

[XtheprettyoddoneX]

onison!

and swifty!?

SWEET!

fer a sec thogh swifty sounded kinda like sXePhill

WACH THE BEST OF PHILLDEFRANCO!

[Edible0Couch]

LOL

[janaaxamazing]

metal gear solid, awesome. love that game.

[darkmattersunshine]

"I'm water and you're glue!"

"Dude, wtf."

[molly13bored]

lmao haha xD

[kissofpacific]

metal gear solid 4 FTW

[acrosstheseaofyears]

lmao this is one of my favorite vids. I love the way snake talks xD

[RAWRman1000]

rofl make more :P

[magicakerz1221]

LMFAO LOVE IT! (:

[masterchiefjoe]

i have the same vest lol

[SackBoyZX14]

lol onisions trying to control us with fear!

[Libbster342]

wtf

haha

[xarukanox]

Best quotes, "Come back to bed baybah!"

"Who goes there?!?!"

"AWH takes one to know one!"

And Metal Gear is awesome.

[omegafication]

You guys are such idiots! I love it! :D

[XStrawberrySmilezX]

wtf? O.o

[DEBheartsSOMEONE]

is that onision??

[alyssaandellannashow]

LMFAOO,

this has got to be defiantley my favorite video on youtube xDD

I love you guys!!!!! <3

[ViToRBrasill]

LOL!

[Noobacca]

pistol had alot of ammo lololol

[FoxWins]

FUCKING LOL. Snake was spot on.

[ync4me]

revolver ocelot?

[tombraidertuff]

1:23 creepy!

[SunsCloud]

LMFAO !

[CyberMcRock]

Lol XD This is Pure random but funny XD

Snake is awesome X3

Great job ^^

[HanginAtHome]

Unlimited ammo much?

[LDYeah]

...This is so random, that it's epic.

[marsgirl666]

Its Onision, right . ? .

Cool .

I like His videos .

[eleveneleven1212]

is that crazy long haired niggah adam sessler?

[jadevegablack]

@eleveneleven1212 I laughed so hard when I read ur comment

[akillar78]

lol i <3 Snake!

[MrGothblood]

i love the game and absol;utely lov ethis video

i love you swifty your my retarded hero

[haaleyannx]

Hahaha.

Pure genius.<3

[Metsfan123456]

this is one of the funniest videos ever!!

[badboy4105]

no its not u fuck

[jill1234567890523]

The f...O.O

[upgraayed]

wtf. i dont know whether to laugh or to... i dont even know the other option

[BMTHLMAO]

roflmao. this made me laugh so hard. lmao

[Sillyshygirl44]

same here xXTobiUchihaXx

x)

[xXTobiUchihaXx]

OMFG!! xD

This... was... HILARIOUS!

I haven't laughed so much in a long time, especially at a YouTube video! xD

[gUrLoNtHeRoAd45]

.....wtf?!?!?!??!?!?!

[MyShoesOwnYours]

ROFLMAOOO

COME BACK TO BED BABYYY

xDDDDDD

THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

EEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHH!? xD

[AdelieTheVampire666]

'are you retarded?'

'DUUUUUH'

xD hahaha ROFL

[risaru900]

funnnnay :D

[hareadm]

once again.. GODLIKE!

[BleachHeather]

That was one of the best metal gear parodies I've seen, not kidding xD

[killedbyatreehugger]

freaky

[jarjarwar]

1;15

[ploppes]

Imma going to show this to A-L-L M-Y- F-R-I-E-N-D-S.

[MissionUnicorn]

I laughed once... 1:11...kinda sad compared to your old videos..used to laugh through the whole videos

[maskscot]

in the start of the video is funny because he killed himself and when the enemy comes is funny how he comes. then snake got a call and the enemy says r u retarded and when snake does it when that person said it he did it. lolololololololololol

[TheRavanger]

the starting is great! " I got lost " , all other part is a dig

[escapthefate767]

uhm, I'm really confused... but it kept my attention lol. it was cool :D

[bunnybooties]

R there actual alternate ending videos or WHAT?!::gas snake voice::

[oliviamariee13]

:? lolololol that was so like just confusing it was hilarious. i love you!

[ChrysKhrys]

awesome, Swifty!

[missblueyes111]

lol this is weird/funny

gun broke xD

ninjas fucking rock

[darkskull098]

lmao gun broke at 1:57

[eatthePbandj273]

Are you retarded???? DUUUUHHHHH!!

[bergaminivideos]

wtf?

but that was cool

[jokerinsanity666]

thats what she said lol

[davethenissanfan]

The begining to 1:20 is the funniest. IMO

[krat876]

gay

[chinkitichynna]

1:57 with the gun on the left ha ha!

[CastleBBK69]

This was funny as shit, you need to play the metal gear games to kinda know whats happening

[TheSnypeShow]

Who played as metal Gear didn't seem like swifty.....

[sonicfan121220]

You sir are retarded.

[loveAARmusic]

Not impressed. It could have been much better.

[hunniebeez20]

hey thiz vid hella funny lol bye