Tommy Tiernan Mass

[seandeas]

It's not Zebidee, it's Zachaeus you ignorant fuck..

[EmeraldFireNinja273]

@seandeas Take it easy there young buck. Don't be getting upset over a joke. Have a kit-kat.

[magic2spell]

love this guy. Hey does anyone know where i can find his comedy act regarding the 10 little boys and fr. patrick? taliking about "apple cider, no i like coke!" jokes in an attic? ring a bell anyone? :D

[TomFynn]

Jizzus went fo a whack? Wait, no...

[ainetwihard]

THEY MELTED !!! legend!! 

[Chocolatedioness]

4:25 so you dont have to waste 4 min of your life

[InuvikPhil]

His heart's going to explode!

[FrankioloDiddlyDee]

wasnt this on one of his earlier videos? think he performed it better on the video.

[Dubzoomember]

I went to Mass in America and there was a Nigerian priest there. He was so... like this, it was unbelievable, going on about how Mass should be three hours long and how people dress modestly in Africa even though it's hot. He was pretty much the first pre-Vatican II priest I ever saw and his sermon lasted half an hour. Best. Mass. Ever.

[MRKaraokeSong]

tommys a legend :P

[bballchic21]

hahaha the African priest accent is SPOT ON :D

[ccfc4lif09]

"

PAGIN SPUDLESS FUCKERS "

[marlesimms]

ah this is Tommy Tiernan at his best

[teiagirl]

lol soooooooooooooooo funny .i am cry it was that funny

[PureNxtGenGaming]

lolz everytime. especially african bit

[colm348]

4:28 is wen the best part starts haha

[IrishTeen1]

the shocked face on the Canadians whenever Tommy curses is fuckin priceless

[Drogsboy97]

My name is luke.......

[Gemma5779]

Total, Irish, genius..... :D

[xGleek95x]

iiiiii dooooooonttttttt likeeeee lukkeeee :L

[ironbar100]

Bitter Bastard

[CrackWarrior]

"pagan spudless fuckers!" fuckin brilliant haha

[TheLEGENDofG]

40 people are pagan spudless fuckers :)

[NoRosesForMe]

He's so sexy

[shaneS08668]

39 people are pagain spudless fuckers :)

[48Nugget]

Isn't it Zaccheus who would not come down from the tree?

TT is a comic genius. I only recently came across him, but he has had me in stitches ever since.

[CassandraP173]

we used to grow them from bits of people we didnt like

[marlesimms]

the Australian gospel... my eyes are tearing

[callummolloy28]

sukking honey from a bees ars

[callummolloy28]

he is soo funny

[1604Essex]

I DONT LIKE LUKE!!!!!!

[aine266]

@1604Essex i know a person called luke and lets face it theyre all retards!!!!!! xD

[hatrickp]

35 people are Pagan Spudless Fuckers

[Phishfins543]

@hatrickp well im an atheist and i thought it was funny and you suck monkey balls

[VanishingWish]

@devedsmith You're some thick American, it's not as if you get it anyway. Gimp.

[Halldisa]

Transcribe Captions: "Someone who come into town on the back of a down day. Cardinal Costs! Salmonella develop these out."

[OMrSean]

sucking honey from a bee's arse

[JOConnor1992]

Pagan spudless fuckers..... cracked me up....

[singerg02]

PAAAAAYYYGAN SPOODLESS FUCKERS!! <33

[devedsmith]

Stop yelling. It doesn't make it funny.

[ResChronoNullius]

@devedsmith Comedy is 80% delivery. Part of what makes Tiernan funny is his energy and the commitment he has to making himself seem angry or outraged.

Mindlessly yelling isn't funny...but Tiernan has a method. In this case, yelling makes it funnier.

[marlesimms]

@ResChronoNullius well said

[BradieJables]

PAGAN SPUDLESS FUCKERS! pure brilliance

[NsTrainMan07]

LOL

[NsTrainMan07]

"....painless, & spottless fuckers..."

[PathToVendetta]

@NsTrainMan07 PAGAN SPUDLESS FUCKERS. :)

[lasurgia]

spudless..***ers...Class!

[BJKnew]

Pagen spudless fuckers

[sexafiedable]

I thought you weren't aloud to swear on stage? Like you weren't aloud to say the C word?

[mokshalovely]

PAGAN SPUDLESS FUCKER!

best. line. ever.

his delivery is ace. I love him^^

[theciaram1]

33 people are australian priests and african priests :P

[barrry9]

@theciaram1 No - its not that - it's that they all like Luke ;=)

[theciaram1]

@barrry9 ahhh yes ;)

[liamobrien06]

pagan spudless fuckers legend

[derekbrn65]

I dont like luke

[baggzio97]

"He was an old woman of a man " brilliant tommy just brilliant

[igshort]

IIII DON'T LIKE LUKE!

[judgemoody09]

You'd swear hes actually africian :L 

[theciaram1]

@judgemoody09 and australian :)

[JordoF6]

pause at 4:55 some woman is nearly crying

[satmandoo]

@JordoF6 Yeah...wonder what that's about!....

[joeyXDface]

DONTBEAWASTINMATIMECOMEDOWNFRO­MTHE TREAAAAAA

[LittleLieProduction]

"Jesus christ,! i wont come down from the tree!" - because he was a stubbon fucker XD

[Vortex289]

Ah man, his African accent in priceless.

[tidyfever]

funny as fuck tommy tiernan ur 1 funny fucker lad

[hannah1879]

Zebedee come down from the tree!!! lol legend

[hannah1879]

Zebedee come down from the tree!!! lol

[LeeroyJenkins118]

I think Tommy Tiernan is great

so if you don't like him its your fucking problem

stuck up pricks.

Oh! and guess what? Hes still touring so suck on that :P

[Cizza225]

32 people don't like luke...

[kol4lyf]

Went into a supermarket the other day and at the checkout there was a man putting the stuff into bags for us to raise money He had African Missions written on his top. Of course thinking of this I burst out laughing, and said to mum 'Pagan spudless fuckers' and then she laughed too :L Love Tommy so much!

[kol4lyf]

Pagan Spudless fuckers!!!!

That line alone reduces me to tears :L I love him so much!

[goldenhair18]

Tommys a legend! i almost pee'd myself there! haha

[dtvhr]

I'd like to hear Tommy say Mass at my church, just to see how the old ladies would react.

[Sneachtafaoisneachta]

@shellystone God you're dry, what are you on about at all...Nobody cares whether he got the Carribean and African accent muddled....god, really is this what you're commenting on, "As both an African and a Catholic that has heard mass in Austrailia" seriously like?! lighten up :S

[MrBradipo73]

@shellystone I thought his Australian accent wasn't bad. I'm not that familiar with African accents...anyway, he's good!

[holysmoke84]

@shellystone your humour must be dryer than a nun's fanny if you're nit-picking comedic accents. wise the bap would ye!

[shellystone]

As both an African and a Catholic that has heard mass in Austrailia, his African accent was terrible. I laughed but almost felt as if I shouldn't. He's alright.

[jazwilly26]

as both an australian and catholic. i have to say that tommy has done hiss homework

[jazwilly26]

as both an australian and a catholic......i have to say tommy has done his research

[DarkWizardMonkey]

I watched this in the college library and couldn't keep a straight face

[stefansmom]

seen him back in 2006 and i was splitting ym sides laughing soo hard:) i'm hoping to see him again on the 29th of april:) at the rebecca cohn autorium:)  you can't not laugh he is incredible:)

[Chloelawdz]

5:11 lmao!

[JordoF6]

HAHA the kid with the curly hair is like wtf

[luvtinaturnerlots]

hahahahaha fucking funny Irish

[godluven44]

"iiiiiii dooooont liaaaaaakkkkk luuuke!" :D THIS GUY IS A MAD GENIOUS

[EXTREME4YEARSTOCOME]

PAGAN SPUDLESS FUCKERS!!!!  xd

[Cizza225]

LOL "IN DI NAME OF DA FATHER AND OF DA SON AND OF THE HOLY GHOST! >:|"

African priest

[Flipbakes]

funny as

[Bloodflooder]

His Australian priest impression is spot on. All the priests in my parish are exactly like that - dull and long-winded.

[bloom16]

hahahahahah! Apparently I need an African priest at my mass, cause it seems like it would be amazing!

[sinnott070]

4:25 - 5:56 :)

[MrLimbo95]

@sinnott070 00:00 - 05:56 ;)

[iamadamsusername]

An epic performance

[jackduckett13]

Hahahahahahahah!!!!!!!! And he said come a down from tha tree!!!!!!!

[dude8090]

Sukin Honey From A Bees Ass Mmm. lol

[dorancd]

Tommy Tiernan is a nauseating character!!! He should not be called a comedian as he holds very little comic sophistication!!! He is utterly disgusting, heartless, and sleazy and his material is just an attempt to incite people int' bad behavior!!! I would love t'see him get hit by a bus I really would!!! I genuinely believe dat d'world would benefit handsomely from his pure non-existance!!!

[trooper788]

@dorancd lighten up...not everyone has the same taste in comedy.  you would do well to learn that not everyone is gonna have the same opinion as you.

[Cheapbikes]

reminds me of monty python for some reason

[DefyGravity147]

I like Luke ...

[MrMrMcguinness]

@pleasefindnemo yeah your right zebedee was supposed to be a sound fella in the bible

[bradrotube]

watch my vids .... they are mental .... lol

[hidenseeker424]

HE DOES NOT HAVE TO EXPLAIN HIMSELF, HE IS JEEZ-AS!

[pleasefindnemo]

I'm guessing he means Zacchaeus?

[HalolSeries]

@pleasefindnemo Well Zebedee was a person back then, the father of James and John (Jesus' disciples).

[pleasefindnemo]

@HalolSeries Ayye, but is that not a totally different person from the man up the tree?

[FirstFamilyCharger]

i just saw his something mental act tonight and hes for sure my new favorite comedian

[MrCathal27]

ZEBEDE! DONT BE WASTIN MY TIME! COME-A-DOWN FROM THE TREE!!!

[666hellraiser1]

priests like little boys bum bums.

[ballinora53]

What a wonderfull,man. walked on his partner and their three children

[30January72]

Nutritiongirl remain calm. An old friend is a very high-ranking member of the clergy. He loves this bit. If an archbishop likes it.....

[nutritiongirl19]

*lessened

[nutritiongirl19]

He shouldn't make fun of priests...

The Mass' worth is not lessed by priests that he doesn't approve of.  It's still the sacrifice of Calvary.

[Choo69]

@nutritiongirl19 jesus christ lighten up

[stingyringer]

@nutritiongirl19 You sad girl, get a better name.

God Loves us.

[nutritiongirl19]

He shouldn't make fun of priests...

[NiaCorr]

@nutritiongirl19 Irish Priests are quite different lol

[breen264]

Absolute genius!! "the irony of ironies..." superb stand up.

[mrkyleb1234]

We were conned by the Africans!

BASTARDS!!

[drfye]

the yelling makes the jokes funnier or at least it does for me.

[shano223]

Why does this stupid moran have to shout all the time.Does he think we are deaf ??

[ShokaLion]

@shano223 Stupid 'moran'? Hahah, win.

[LibsOK]

"We used to grow priests in Ireland".

[GAVINLADD]

@OeeOO because he wanted to get into the carector

[CJM7897]

LLLMMFFFAAAAOOOOOOOO

[kent6667]

THE TAX COLLECTING CUNT!!!

[ididn]

NOTHIN OUT OF PLACE, NOT AN EYEBALL!

[pureharddanceIE]

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH DUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNT LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKK LUUUUUUUUUUUUKE

[ClaraRose99]

But its rubbish! You couldn't hang your coat on that,never mind your soul!

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[IrishLegend09]

sucking honey from a bees arse!!!

[seamus233]

he does not have 2 explain himself he is jesus

[afterthebreaking]

HE DOES NOT NEED TO EXPLAIN HIMSELF HE IS JESUS

[KeepContact1]

solid aussie accent! fucking hilarious

[adeelsk4]

who are these 30 fuckin people ??

[thirteenfingers]

@adeelsk4 Clearly the 30 are the pagan spudless fuckers.

[ClaraRose99]

@thirteenfingers

They're clearly just people who just don't think he's funny. Weird, I don't know who'd dislike this, but people have their opinions and we as humans shouldn't be bothered by that.

[tk525bhp]

tax collecting cunt lol

[XxXcoolbeansyeaXxX]

it was Zacchaeus in the tree...haha just saying(: still love tommy tiernan though lol

[Choo69]

his accent is FLAWLESS

[wirelesscontrol]

@Choo69 Yes, he does an excellent irish accent.

[Tuleinaarii]

@Choo69

Well, obviously because he IS Irish. :)

[newfielad]

@Choo69 considering the man is Irish it should be lol

[BlackIrish1916]

haha

"coz he WAS a Stummbin fuckaa!!! lol

[RossC1996]

ZEBEDE, COMA DOWN FOM DAT TREE!

[samjones0528]

He Zebede the tax collecting cunt!

[cofpaddy]

Growing priests in Ireland ha =D

[MissMiffed]

JESAS WENT FOR A WAK!

[duracelluser123]

And that's the gospel according to saint Tommy .....................I like Tommy

[TheIrishgangsta5]

ar priest went to ireland and they melted

[sharrrrup]

Pagan spudless fuckers!!!!

[paddy330]

@sharrrrup fuck u dickhead ill crack u open with a spud if i ever seen u ya pakie shoe boomer prick

[cathalpiggy]

amazin tommy pure legend

[veronica5663]

Eres fantastico!

[glenclosed]

Tiernen is a wanker.

Anybody can be a patronizing twat and shout and roar like a fucking mouthpiece, doesn't mean they're funny.

Saw him in Vicar street once, Jesus I hated every second of this tosser.

Same for that ginger-nut mate of his the competely talentless

Hector o'WhateverTheFuckhe'sCalled

[FTPITV]

@glenclosed Then why did you go to Vicar street, fuckin Matt the moan

[glenclosed]

@FTPITV

Sorry maybe I should have explained that.

I was there bacause I was giving a mot a lift home. When I got to the gig it turned out that Tiernan was late and had only just started, so I was talking to the bouncer and he threw me a freebie ticket.

Wish he hadn't; I had to put up with two hours of this fucking rubbish bullshit.

Didn't think I paid for this crap did you?

[FTPITV]

@glenclosed So you stayed for 2 hours at a show you didn't like? You are even more stupid than I thought

[glenclosed]

@FTPITV

I had to stay because I was bringing my friend home. I didn't know it was going to be so bad. Believe me if I'd had to pay for the ticket I would have got my money back

[5TIFF]

He was on old woman of a man

[lonepalm58]

Pagan Spudless Fuckers! PMSL!!!

[Flashy62]

Tommy at his brilliant best ! Legend

[CanadianWarMachine]

I Like Luke

[TheMawnster]

Some people look shocked and and rather unimpressed.

I, however, am tearing up with laughter. Two years later and it still cracks me up!

[1woozoo]

This video cracks me up every time. Guess I'm going to play it again!

[bikendios]

SUCKING HONEY FROM A BEE'S ARSE!!!!!!! :D hahahahahahahahahhahahahahhaha­hahahaha best irish comedian EVER!!!

[lisirox]

"Jesus went for a walk. He wanted to get away from everybody. He does not have to explain himself; he is Jesus!!!"

XD Tommy Tiernan, you're name will go down in Irish history!

[HappyKillmore90]

Wat a fukin ledgend haha lmao..

[jemmaS31S]

feckin legend boy!!!!!

[deaninator182]

the 29 people that disliked this must have been priests!!

[glenclosed]

@deaninator182

Well Tiernan always did pick soft easy targets.

[jenniferjuniper97]

Tommy you'd make a craicin priest!

[XyracZyrac]

African Priest - Fckin Priceless - LMFAO!