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  • "i'm not one to be judgemental ever, or sinical about other ppl's relationships... "

    then you say you are; contradictive much? <- see what I'm doing there?

    Now, I'm not trying to make fun of you or anything, just showing what a confident guy you are.

  • @TheNewJamIsIslam haha yeah you're right. Well I just thought it was kindof a funny story, who get's married after a week and one or two dates?

  • Yes, it is a little bit weird that they chose that story, because that's not how Muslims get married. There's a whole process of parental consent and all. But I noticed how your sarcasm NEEDED to be added at the end. Not smooth.

    & apparently, you watched it with an open heart; well that's a first!

  • Typical vegas wedding in ...muslim land...its funny :)

  • What was in the text message, the contractual agreements?

  • no cos allah done it

  • I just got a little bit crustier. What the heck is up with her burqa really? So are all the women going to be featuring a shot of cloth with two eyes.

  • They're so cute! I wonder which one of them has the keys to the car bomb?

  • 1:17, "We texted on Sunday, met on Tuesday, and got married on Saturday." - Funny? Hilarious!

  • @variablast haha yeah, waiting for inspiration! it will happen eventually

  • hahaha 

  • "..... and then we got a divorce the following Sunday."

  • Muslims are quite disgusting indeed.

  • Wait, I thought women were forbidden to look for men...

    And men, wow, wasn't that burkha hot?!?!

  • on second 55-56 when the women tries to get close to him he pushes her with the elbow. he's also very uncomfortable with her massaging his hands and all.

  • lmao, that Single Muslim site was advertised on one of the Amazing Atheist's videos. I've seen some poorly targeted advertising in my time, but man

  • Muslims are used to arranged marriages, getting to know each other beforehand is unheard of. Once she asked the obvious "you're not planning on blowing yourself up anytime soon are you" question, it was on.

  • No that's not weird, because that is a big part of the islamic culture. So it will appeal to many people, and they want people to identify with this story.

    They all believe that you have to get to know each other after marriage.

    I guess it's just something we don't understand. I don't really care about these things though. If people want to do it that way... if a women doesn't care that their husband has 3 more wifes.... could not care less. Not my journey.

  • lmao, that's awesome. 

  • I understood nothing either of them said. Damn dollarstore headphones :(

  • @BDotBoom the important part, "we texted on sunday, met on tuesday, and got married on saturday"

  • 1. Fuck their youtube ads are so baaaaaaaaad. Watching Day9 and Artosis SC2 videos and getting interrupted every 15 minutes by the same Muslim( specifically dating inside your own religion is kind of -.- in itself) dating site ads got really old, really fast.

    2. I actually do think dating sites will become the way of the future, It`s the most efficient and best way to find compatible partners, it has a horrible reputation right now, but as the information and technology age matures demand will +

  • "Oh we have lots in common. I tell her what to do, and she listens. I say, "Bitch, go into that kitchen and make me a falafel or else I'll stone your fat ass" and she does. Its a very healthy relationship."

  • More succinctly: "It's a give and take relationship. I give her the chance to live, and she takes advantage of that opportunity."

    There, a much cleaner, streamlined post.

  • Thx for making me laugh mate, it had been awhile.

  • You sure this isin't eharmony?

  • @startreking2007 haha.

    Apparently eharmony doesn't allow you to set your orientation as gay cause they're so christian. Haven't checked but this is supposed to be the case.

  • haha nice find.

  • It would be cute if she didn't have to hide every inch of skin all the time to avoid being raped and stoned to death.

  • it looks like she giving him a hand job. a nice conservative muslim hand job.

  • @foureightfifteensix hahahah. hah . Thanks for the laugh. Yeah. In Islam holding someone's hand is their version of a hand job. Maybe pulling her niqab down enough to show her mouth is their version of a blow job.

  • @ubergossen oh yeah! jizz in my thobe.

  • @ubergossen At least Muslims know how to respect one another. They don't go sleeping around with women, getting them pregnant. I'm not saying everyone does that, but it's a reason why self-control is taught in Islam. And although the niqab isn't enforced on a woman, the hijab is, and the reason for that is that so people can appreciate you for who you really are (not appearances).

    p.s: the ad is a false representation of Muslim relationships; they meet each other & marry each other a week later?

  • @TheNewJamIsIslam Muslims commit a disproportionate amount of the rapes in northern Europe. There's also a high number of deaths in certain Muslim countries due to sex with children- the women die of blood loss.

    I'm NOT saying these things happen because they are Muslim.

    I'm just pointing out that you're using the "no true scot" fallacy, if you've heard of that. Every group is guilty of this, talk to a Christian and they'll say "real Christians never do ____"

  • @TheNewJamIsIslam Many Muslims know how to respect one another. Some don't. Same thing with any other group, there's no group of people that don't have a minority of members who commit atrocities.

    Thanks for all the comments.

  • DEATH TO AMERICA LALALALALALALAALALALA! oh , and peace. they met on tuesday. got married on saturday. then he stoned her to death on monday. LMFAO. lalalalalalalaalalalalalalaala­la.

  • Damn, she's got a longer beard than him!

  • The people who go to that website want to get married NOW, so they can have sex as soon as possible. That is why religious people get married so young....

  • Nothing about cynicism says it can't be amusing sometimes.

  • @philhellenes haha yeah. I amuse myself with my cynicism when I'm in the right mood. But I got a little too cynical at the beginning of this (school) year and realized I had to reign it in a little. Your videos have helped though! Made me less pessimistic and misanthropic, so keep 'em coming!

  • I've never dated a muslim. I imagine they have sex in the direction of mecca.

  • @ChaoticSupernova hahahhaha oh man.

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