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  • YES, no slurping

    NORMAN IS THAT YOU?

  • yikes! Do you mean like actual lips to oozing abrasions contact? Any slurpin' sounds? ick! Do you think maybe they were just puttin' on a show? Just being over-dramatic? Sounds kinda psycho to me. I'll bet you his last name was probably "Bates" :)

  • Oh, my gosh. Maybe his mother was medicated. Maybe HE should have been medicated LOL

    A few more lunches like that and YOU will have to be medicated.

    WHAT A FREAKY experience.

    A boo boo on a cuckoo.

  • HA!!!  Freaky freaky

  • Now Mindy, why didn't you kiss his boo boo's first. I bet he would have liked that much better. He would have told "mommy", I dont need you to kiss them...she already has.......and she kisses in better places...he he.

  • Hilarious! Great work! 5 stars

  • Why thank you very much!

  • You always have funny stories to share! lol :)

  • My life is a Dramedy.

  • Dramedy! That's perfect! lol  :)

  • It really is a Dramedy. ha ha! boo hoo!!

  • You should have kissed him, patted his butt and put a card with your phone number inside his shorts. It could work......

  • hmmmm OH I don't know about that. ha ha

  • Mmm boo boos

    Nommmm nommmm nommm nommmm nommmm nommmm

  • HEY!!! I kissed your boo boos and you kissed mine, but we aren't related!!!

  • Uh yeah right, as if your boo boos wouldn't be good to kiss

  • HA!  Officer Boo Boo! Kiss my boo boo please! Aren't you here to protect and serve? kiss them now! HA HA

  • You're such a good Samaritan!

    I don't blame you for wanting to get out of that house. What the mother did is not normal and it would have freaked me out too.

    Enjoyed the story though, thanks!! xoxo

  • I ran as fast I could. weirdness. Mommy might have to sing him a lullaby at night before he goes to bed that would be awkward. yes?

  • HA!! Love ya!

  • hahahahaha! You're such an angel Mindy! hahaha Not laughing at his "eating it"...He just HAD to be good looking too! haha If only he was a DOG! Well, I guess we both are gonna have to just start kissing some frogs?? Maybe they will turn into our prince and princess??!!! hahhaa Thanks for the giggle this morning!

    Love ya darlin'!

    Angie

  • lol yeah that is a little nasty! Well a lot nasty maybe something was wrong with the mothers head. Good thing you did not leave your number could you imagine trying to compete with his mom lol. She would knock ya out of the way all the time when he got a hang nail ooo come here my little Jerry let mommy kiss it lol

  • really nasty. I just know when there isn't a chance in heck and I wouldn't have had a chance.

  • Funny stuff! :-)

    xo

  • oh soooo funny!

  • and ate it he did haha ha your so funny

  • He went down hard!!!!

  • that was funny! i think you should have gone for it! steal him out from under his mommie!

  • Haha! Thanks for sharing this story!

  • You are most welcome!

  • OMG, you can't make stuff like that up!

  • NO you can't. God how I wish I was making it up!

  • Happy 1st Feb, Mindy!!

    LOL...you are trying to be 'appropriate' with him...It sounded like this man fell into your lap almost!!...It was a little wierd on the kissing boo boo's - but hey - I think I would've let him take me to dinner...lol!!

    Lovely story Mindy - I hope the next guy that falls from the heavens for you IS MR Wonderful!!...He will be out there!! Love Sunbeam :)

  • Yep trying to not rip off the poor bleeding guys clothes. Yeah well I was freaked out by how he had no problem with his mother kissing him like that.  Dinner would have been a bit too quiet. Thanks honey!

  • That's too funny! You should still have given him the phone number...you never know. I used to think the only way I'd meet a nice guy would be to hit one with my car and save him with CPR. This is the closest I've heard of that "almost" happening!

    You're such a sweetheart to help a stranger like that...

    K

  • HA HA!!!! Well I couldn't have let him just lay there. Oh I didn't want to compete with momma. I have had to do that with 3 mother in laws, don't want to do that ever again. It's horrible.

  • I was wondering what was wrong with him as you led up to the nice house expensive cars etc. mammas boy. go figure!

  • yeah, the mommas boy thing isn't going to work. Not at all!!

  • Oh! Mindy! My sides are aching from laughing.....you are too funny....sooo good to see your take on how funny this story is...the irony! "Make a move on a guy who's hurt. That's just wrong!" lololololol You are PRECIOUS! xoxoxoxox

  • HA HA! It would have been wrong to make a move on someone bleeding all over my car. I'm glad you enjoyed. What a shame, he had money too! xoxoxo

  • Lol, it's extremely hilarious! This would have been an excellent Seinfeld episode! Your such a great storyteller! Again you made me pee in my pants. I think I will wear a depends diaper whenever I view your videos! lol!!!

  • OH NO!!! I don't want to be the cause of your incontinence!!!! HA HA!!! Well maybe that's a compliment!

  • Wow! That's so hilarious about the mom. Too bad though.

  • I know!!! Totally too bad!

  • OMG I was laughing so hard watching this!! It's a good damn thing he didn't hurt his willy!!! LMAO...you sure can tell a story!!

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