@tara8686 the background sounds. not so much the laughing but the talking and music. it's one of my favorite snl clips and unfortunately this is the only copy i can find.
Instead of making up a story about Santa in Portugal, John Malkovich should have talked about Krampus the demon-like creature who accompanies Santa Claus and punishes all the bad children in various ways.
i dont know but i dont think dat a single person believed on pai natal's toes thief story that malkovich told ! maybe because pai natal doesnt exist? oh and im portuguese and i didnt get offended at all! guys chill out! xD
I'm portuguese, I've always lived in Portugal, AND I NEVER HEARD ANYTHING ABOUT SANTA STEALING TOES!!! I don't like watching my country being regarded as weird... 'cause it's not. Anyway, where the hell did he get the whole idea of "butter sticks"? I've seen on the internet, and it's not for sale here in Portugal - at least I've never seen it... but he's funny :)
ha...he's great...loved him in Dangerous Liasons. A great movie with a very intriguing and twisted plot....will always be one of my all time favorites. Has great lines (spoken by Malkovich)..." I have no illusions, I lost them on my travels"...GREAT STUFF!
Epic!
nausinora 1 year ago
i love this guy but the quality of this vid sucks
MultiKilljoy101 1 year ago
WHAT IS THAT SHIT IN THE BACKGROUND?!?!?! GOOD GOD IT RUINED THIS VIDEO
TheFitz02 1 year ago
@TheFitz02 you mean the music? or the laughing?
tara8686 1 year ago
@tara8686 the background sounds. not so much the laughing but the talking and music. it's one of my favorite snl clips and unfortunately this is the only copy i can find.
TheFitz02 1 year ago
wow that's really really ... really really really
really really..... really REALLY BAD!
priessjeff 1 year ago
Friction, Bursting Flames. LMAOO
detroitMC313 1 year ago
Best.Intro.Ever
Mcpanicfanic 1 year ago
ive been trying to find this everywhere YAY
ItsJulieee 1 year ago
Instead of making up a story about Santa in Portugal, John Malkovich should have talked about Krampus the demon-like creature who accompanies Santa Claus and punishes all the bad children in various ways.
Amissdeeddead68 1 year ago
This skit is epic.
43LIKEABOSS 1 year ago
im the brunnete with the green dress in this vid!!!n AHHH
allyandanina 1 year ago
Anyone else think John Malkovich would make a great Ebenezer Scrooge? Or at least the Ghost of Christmas Future?
CesMan83 1 year ago 5
That was so funny!!!!
gwengoose 1 year ago
Hilarious.
John is an awesome actor, genuine intellectual and great comic actor.
Has a real dark undertone to him, especially given the association we have with most of his roles, makes this really funny.
WelshDegenerate 1 year ago
can someone try get a better version PLZ
xoxbramblexox 1 year ago
i dont know but i dont think dat a single person believed on pai natal's toes thief story that malkovich told ! maybe because pai natal doesnt exist? oh and im portuguese and i didnt get offended at all! guys chill out! xD
vesperlovett 1 year ago
I'm portuguese, I've always lived in Portugal, AND I NEVER HEARD ANYTHING ABOUT SANTA STEALING TOES!!! I don't like watching my country being regarded as weird... 'cause it's not. Anyway, where the hell did he get the whole idea of "butter sticks"? I've seen on the internet, and it's not for sale here in Portugal - at least I've never seen it... but he's funny :)
feneco2 1 year ago
@feneco2 calm down!! it was funny! and love malkovich!!! :')
vesperlovett 1 year ago
god, I love john malkovich.
rockpapersuzi 1 year ago 21
I saw this when it came out thanks for posting!!!
beverlyskates 1 year ago
awesome
undertakermjfforever 1 year ago
awesome
undertakermjfforever 1 year ago
i had almost forgot about this episode! freaking funny as hell!
zcarter80 1 year ago
CROATIA FTW!!!!
DANGLEthenSNIP3 2 years ago
that's a lie. in portugal, "pai natal" doesn't steal one of your toes. i'm portuguese and i never heard anything like that
jotatuga16 2 years ago
yah, you'r right, and what the hell are butter sticks?
never eard about that here in PT
7grims 2 years ago
@7grims
Sticks of butter. Like the kind you buy. Except it's handmade.
lebbo88 2 years ago
really dont know what are those, but I'm glad it was malkovich making the joke. even if it's not true its really funny
7grims 2 years ago
maybe someone lied to you when they told you that you were portuguese
stevo111888 2 years ago
É uma piada.
Zardoz151 2 years ago
ha...he's great...loved him in Dangerous Liasons. A great movie with a very intriguing and twisted plot....will always be one of my all time favorites. Has great lines (spoken by Malkovich)..." I have no illusions, I lost them on my travels"...GREAT STUFF!
emma473 2 years ago
"This is a scientific fact."
HarryHood96 2 years ago 14
"Santa and his reindeer would burst into flames" - Oh John you are so cruel ha ha!
blackwell754 2 years ago
[chuclying] he soo funny better then gearge carlin
Zelda1542 2 years ago
classic
Bariwon1 2 years ago
itchy itchy [laghts]
Zelda1542 2 years ago
everything he says is true
VryEz23 2 years ago