Caught my boy kissing all over my girl! - Ask The John

[layzardbone]

lotion the fuck up !! ROFL

[jahaines579]

Reminds me of There's Something About Mary

[Litebrand]

When my chick friends throw their ugly friends at me, I get pissed and make them cry. Tears usually consisting of pure alcohol....

[QTap1718]

lol

[hillsonchuks]

that shirt is the shit!

[THEBESTTHUG]

Buckingham palace lmfao

[MrNicefitguy]

Is this guy gay I love his shirt

[Hack3rzer0]

@MrNicefitguy lol ur dumb

[Emerson7947]

lol im sorry my boi, she mines

[ineinerbank]

...bros before hoes. there is a wingman code. but: any of my friends would understand me: I did the fuc*in' work, I did a good job, why not earn the reward?

i'll be nice and tell him how it went in detail.

[dexwiggle]

it is all about trust :)

[ArGyProductions]

Skyy you are too funny dude... Too funny!

I'm coming to meet you at Heathrow Airport its 5 mins from me xD

[SammJDS]

LOL!

Pause at 1:52....that face has my fucking laughing

[chaosAD84]

lotion the f*** up hahahahaha

[Execrationalism]

I don't have any friends so that doesn't really apply to me, I can go for her and not feel bad about it!

[imatwatface]

when you kiss a girls and its all rough and theres like a hand coming out my lip.. know what i mean?

no, but your videos are top notch

[Alekscomhelp]

i love your shirt haha

[hunted9185]

hahaha

fuckig

hilarious



[NekoJinRei]

No way I'd sell my boy short and steal his target. The shame of being the worst wingman ever isn't worth it. Besides, I wouldn't want him doing that to me at some later time.

[MrHav1k]

5:05...

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Ya sick bastard

[HHossenfepher]

Kissing the hand creeps chicks out. But keep doing it and save all the pussy for us bastards.

[bktrinigurl]

"Dude, it is not 1935!" I nearly died of laughter on that one

[bben95]

lol its not 1935.

that some ancient shit. more like 1835

[hellomarcyy]

@hando88c slick Rick is a rapper lol. I don't think he's talkin about wwf

[timoback3000]

No way!

[BigEKarl]

Every man for himself. We Are Bastards!!!

[Teslim165]

shit happens

[Istudynak1d]

hoes before bros!!!!!! ALL DA WAY!

[EMX7productionz]

I'll hook that bitch with the wrong chick and tell him i got confused while i'm fucking the real chick! Its not cruel when you hook him up with someone.

[icbicecoldbro]

Im a team player, Ill share that strawberry shortcake, problem is how they fuck we decide who is gonna hit it first.

[milanosrv]

If I'm going to get him a slice of strawberry shortcake, i might as well grab one for myself while im up there!

[skinnypi]

Chivary is fucking dead. That shit from them OLD movies worked on Ladies from that area. These girls now have little morials and no home training. She will rape you and break your heart in 20 place. Slick Rick said it best treat them like a Prosituite! Don't treat a girlie well until your sure of the scoop!

[hando88c]

@skinnypi are you talking about "Ric Flair" ?

[skinnypi]

@hando88c What the hell you talking about. Ric Flair is a 1980's wrestler!

[evothefool]

bros before hoes, but pussy before dick...may the bring thy snatch!!!

[Dorigandragon]

I Did It Before, N Da Gal Was Soooooooo bad, the chick had flakes in her hair, Karma is a bitch.

[PowerRussia4eva]

Bros > Hoes. Chicks fucking come and go all the time. But a brotha is for life.

[m4rx05]

hahaha nice ninja moves

[ajrbks85]

3:12 - 3:17........listen to the inflection in his voice.......funny ass hell!!!! lmao

[CubbyBlue17]

Kissing on the hand in a Club?!?! May as well get the lotion ready before you leave out the house cause you're definitely not getting laid!!!

[Atheist467]

I'm NEVER gonna steal my boy's girlfriend... BROS BEFORE HOES!

[skinnypi]

@Atheist467 It wasn't his girlfriend it was a girl he wanted. I want a Lexus and if my boy buy that one is it stealing , NO! It's fair game.

[son0fnegr0damus]

I am a straight male, but take your fucking pants off man its not the same lol

[hilanne0088]

i like it when my man kisses my hand. cheesy my ass

[overcastkid721]

my boyfriend kisses my hand once in a while, and i love it :)

and i love how you cross your eyes when doing your chick voice LOL

[ArGyProductions]

@overcastkid721

Kissing hands... What if the girl scratches her ass and forgets to wash? 

[overcastkid721]

@ArGyProductions well then that's a dirty bitch, what can i tell you :/

[KurtiusTheNinja]

You do all the leg work and they get the reward screw them... they should work on their own game if they don't want me to fuck them over ;)

[SuperFartsquad]

jwill 911...go ahead and kiss her hand if you want...but her hands been on my dick kid!

[LostNovemberMemories]

dude, I'm a chick and I find that hand kissing gentlemanly. Maybe that's just me.

[psychocookie89]

the only method that works with middle man is going to the girl and say "hey, have you met (name of friend)"

we do it often this way and it works great.

[ZaroRequiem]

that probably wont happen to me cause i don't use 3th persons to help me get a chick i can get it from my own

[hamsterman3000]

Sky- if u wear pants one more fuckin time in a ATJ episode- I think i might unsubscribe!

[SkyyJohn2]

@hamsterman3000 LOL



[kingnichendrix]

@hamsterman3000 I think i may cum

[wwetjw]

@hamsterman3000 lol

[serpentisma]

the way i see it, if your friend is too much of a pussy to handle his own shit, then he shouldn't be pissed when someone else moves in on his action. you either go after the target yourself, or you give someone else the gun, moron.

[TehRamen]

5:04 good try

[milOfawx]

HAHAHAHAH I LIKE THE WAY YOU DID THAT WAVING THING

[titleist905s]

Thats game, she thinks your not interested, mate reeks of desperation, you close the deal with a well earned root. BOOM!

[Holydecipher]

Skyy, I was the middleman for one of my boys, and the girl startet liking me. I went in for it ;) best desicion I've ever made. He gotte deal with it and stop crying like a little bitch - thats the game ;)

[EphemeralVampire]

how is your getting back into shape workout going skyy? you had some crazy moves going on there. UPDATES!

[WolvertSky]

guys don't get married too sooon, after six month with her is more how the sex will really be after the marrage, that first six months is her trien to sell you on how good it is. You thought you bought an oven but really it's a deep freezer

[adamw122007]

I wouldn't help him in the first place, I'd be like "remember the time i needed a ride to lunch? fuck you"

[BoredMJChiemy]

pound and pass it down

[Mooseboy240]

I'd either stay the fuck out of it or tell him she's not interested and then go for it on the side but i would never let them find out lol

[GenuineBorownBoi]

Ho's before Bro's

[daddyoca69]

hit the shit out of it....

[redherringbone]

I don't want some stranger busting a slob on my hand. Instant creep vibe.

[DamianSabre]

Actually. Once I was a middleman. The girl thought I was cute, but I wasn't into her.

I'm a bastard, but I'm a loyal bastard.

Ah, who am I kidding? If she was hot, I woulda fucked her myself.

[VOC771]

I jump in it.

[OmegaPisces]

Ma' Lady please to meet you! I am the Sheriff of Nottingham of Buckingham Palace.

[BYOSProductions]

i couldn't screw someone over like that.

[bayXSonic]

5:05 lol what? Damn Macs :P

[DannyEddy357]

Your one slimey motherfucker if you take someones girl. But to do that to your friend? Your one dirty bastard.

[mochalex]

1935? Try 1835.

[Belovedid]

OMG Those t-shirts O_O

[bigdad06]

My wife thinks kissing the hand is old fashioned but women still love it because women always want respect from a real gentleman. She doesn't like kissing on the cheek because sometimes the guys breath stinks! Opening the door for a lady is old fashioned but men still do it.

[lfutrell82]

I think a kiss on the hand is sweet. Nothing wrong with trying something different.

[jazzplayer9]

jwil2511's a virgin

[MrBlane47]

at 3:05 he made my drink come out my nose i laughed so hard

[Xsifilad]

NEVER promise anyone friend or not, that you will help them hook up with someone!

Firstly your not rly helping your friend to get better at his game, he will always run to you for help.

And second thing is you will avoid all the trouble that comes with such a promises.

If you don't promise your boy anything then "bros before hoes" rule dose NOT apply!

[gaffney92]

seconds anyone??

hehehe

[gaffney92]

seconds anyone??



[VeronicasMidget]

NAIL IT TO THE WALL!

[skulljoint]

lol i used to do that cheesy shit

it really does not work, believe me

[Mstarnr92]

If he's just a 'random guy', I would taste that delicious cheese-cake =)

but if he's a good friend of mine, I would probably get a fatal-error when I get that shit on, like your Final Cut Pro did at 5:04 ;)

[QwentyJ]

Mates over Muff!!!!

[supertom123]

5:05 someone uses final cut? ;)

You need to render that shit.

[GISMCONFUSE]

Hopefully my friend likes sloppy seconds...

[eliellington]

typically id go with the bros before hoes rule but if were talkin about megan fox my bro could be president barack hussein obama he could give million dollars to be the middle man and id still fuck the hell outta megan fox

[MrNahom1]

If the chick likes me more, then i'd bang her. i mean, thats what she wants right? now thumbs the fuck up !

[x7ehsmoke]

the first move is alwes the most important move to do to a chick if the other guy do it she gona end up with him. so grow a pair and go talk to that chick

[MrNahom1]

If the chick likes me, instead of my friend, i would definitely bang her.. if she likes me, then thats what she wants 2! ;) now thumbs the fuck up!!

[needtobelazy]

i would tap it video tape it and show him what kind of slut she is... OR tell him I've already hit that she has herpes or someshit and then fuck her without him knowing... i gotta get my fix. pussy better then cocaine lol

[Lyuze1]

When it comes to sleeping with attractive women it's a race to the finish, not a fucking gentleman's duel. Just because someone said 'dibs' and then never talks to the chick doesn't mean I don't get an easy slice of strawberry shortcake, ya feel me?

Your best bro can, once a year, ask you not to sleep with a chick. But he has to have deep feelings for her, not just some hot chick in a club that he met 5min ago, ya feel me?

[DWadeheat03]

@Lyuze1 no we don't we ain't gay

[chainhang91]

If it isn't one of my three close friends (who are all good with ladies so I doubt they would ask) I would hit it

[xXTiramisuuuXx]

I think its reaally cute when guys kiss my hand hahaha

[xxace777]

Fuck it...Id take the girl and tell the other guy," Dont be a pussy next time. Peace"

[kujaftw]

WHY ARE U WEARING JEANS?

[Maadusa]

HIT IT AND QUIT IT

[Janny1993UK]

Epic Tshirt lol

[GFWBCK]

TROLOLOL I can make new friends and continue the cycle ;)

Shoot me! I like me some Vagina!

[SuperXpsychic]

I can't tell you how many times that has happened to me! now whenever someone asks me to hook them up i tell them this "hell no, I do not need one more pair of genitals after me!" I'm a bi girl and it doesn't matter which gender i try to hook up, i end up getting hit on. I like it, it's flattering but the 3 am calls get annoying

[TomaCukor]

i love how he went on a 2 minute rant about hand kiss ... guess what , same fucking thing i saw done to a girl yesterday , cheezy as shit i called him romeo after and we LOL'd at the dude

[710HS]

Been there, done that :)

[moXon460]

Bros before hoes.

[Mooseboy240]

@moXon460 is a very douchey saying a true "bro" understands a bro needs his hoes

[angmoo]

As a dude asking a male friend to hook you up with a chick is like handing him a condom and telling him her favorite position.

[notreveh]

Grab her hand and kiss? Hell no!! She better get MY dick and give it a kiss!

[Knax4747]

Skyy! what the fuck man?! you're wearing PANTS!!!! during ask the john!!! i am dissapointed

[Phobias777]

@Knax4747 what a pussy thing to say.

[my68chevy2]

@Knax4747 and kinda gay lol...

[TheEd0206]

I'll bang her on behalf my friend, problem solved

[7nick4life7]

yeah... i'd only offer my superb hooking up service for a girl (im not into guys so go figure) and if i would help a guy, then i would bangthe shit out of his girl first

[deroy44]

"man, i dont know what happened, but ... shes just not into you. Sorry man. On another note, shes into me, sooo yea,"

[yoda1515159]

I know this is lame but press 6

[Wilster1989]

I wouldn't offer to hook anyone up. Problem solved!

[MickScarborough]

No doubt I would mash that ho. After that if my friend still wants to hook up then he can have her.

[rohanslick]

 if she likes me imma let her have it, i hate letting a good like go to waste

[trapedinvoodooworld]

1935 bro? you mean 1435.

[Dytex4]

6 billion people, getting stabbed for someone that isnt your wife/husband or your mum is stupid.

[Strawwwberryy]

Being a women - a man kissing your hand is very gentleman like - I would not mind that as long as he is good looking.

[sheenza911]

i don't try to hook my friends up anymore cos it's either i find myself attracted to him or he's attracted to me, so stay well clear of being a middleman

[AlexZeBeast]

Skyyjohn i love u :D

Im really trying to spread the word

[elitenumb2]

I would hit it !!! my friend will get over it :D

[WatsThat1313]

I'd just explain to my girl he ain't feeling it, then jump in the sac guilt free!

[iloveonlyoana]

fuck that, I'm old school knighthood "bros befo hoes"

[darlingbethere]

One time a guy did that hand kiss thing to me in a bar, I couldn't stop laughing xD But that's a good thing lol

[Freekb2]

Bros before hoes

[vC8H10N4O2]

lol @ you bouncing around all over that couch

[t0rtur3d4rt1st]

i never middle man anymore i always end up banging my buddy's girl

go for the hand kiss some girls think it's cute, but scout out the feel of the situations first, some girls might get grossed out by it

[Bleoxxx]

lol those shirts are awesome skyy

[InfoNympho44]

I like how Skyy thinks the sheriff of Nottingham lived in 1935.

[yudy92]

you know what you're missing? you're missing witty on your show. watch House M.D. and pay attention to how Gregory house acts, and if you can become a little bit like him and implement it in your show, it will grow bigger. have more bar talk, tell more stories. create scenarios. it'll take more time, but it will catch the attention of a wider/bigger audience. good luck!

[evil4563]

Sky 1931 was around ww2 ur thinking like 1332 I think

[tnglo]

My boyfriend is actually a good guy and would help set up his guy friend without trying to steal it.

He also occasionally kisses my hand, and personally I think it's adorable. :3 Buuut whatever floats your boat eh?

[AryliRLE]

@tnglo It's fine for a guy you're already with to kiss your hand. That's sweet and I love when my boyfriend does it. But if a guy is introducing himself using that, then it's just lame, cheesy, and kind of creepy. Kissing a girl's hand as an introduction is what Skyy was answering, not if the guy and girl are already in a relationship.

[lukelavo06]

honestly - all jokes aside.. I'd just have to tell my friend and if she was hot then I'd ask him for permission to hit it; regardless of the answer it's happening anyway.

[MyTemporaryAccount88]

I dunno, it's a tough case of bros before hoes, I'd have to go by a situation-to-situation basis. Can't predict how much control I got over my dick.

[greyskirt]

all my friends always ask my why my skin is so soft....well...F**** use lotion and peelings! and facial masks! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand all the other stuff that makes you smell good and feel good =)

[felixfreeman]

friends are worth far to much to me to do that anymore...

[SikWitThiz]

I've been in that situation before where I was being a middleman for a friend. The girl ended up wit vitamin C.U.M on her face.

[SaphiraTa]

If you kiss her and and give her an evil smile with a wink, it would totally fucking work, been there, hit that!

[Hybridcator]

I'd tell my friend to grow a fucking pair and talk to her himself before I go up and talk to her,unless he wants my sloppy seconds.

[ForkCheck]

I'd give my buddy every chance with the first chick. If it doesn't pan out, I would try to hook him up with a second chick. As soon as he gets the second chick/is over the first girl, I would simply let him know I was going to take my chances with the first girl, assuming she's still into me. I'm pretty sure he'd be fine with that, as long as I was still trying to hook him up with someone, and he knew I had honored the original arrangement until he gave me permission to move in.

[ratede91]

I just hooked my cousin up with a chick the other day! You don't understand, pussy is better than money! You set your bro up with a chick, and he's going to owe you floor seats to a game. You hook him up with Megan Fox!? Season tickets... Pre season AND Playoffs. And I'm a Mavericks Fan, so yeah, its a pretty good trade off, lmao.

[ratede91]

I just hooked my cousin up with a chick the other day! You don't understand, pussy is better than money! You set your bro up with a chick, and he's going to owe you floor seats to a game. You hook him up with Megan Fox!? Season tickets... Pre season AND Playoffs

[gocubs1815]

This sounds like some "There's Something About Mary" bullshit!

[blazeglover]

There's a Man Code... That Guy Shouldn't Be Called a Friend I Think He's a Bitch In Disguise

[inyourfacemedia]

my friend asked me to hook him up with a girl. i start talking to her with the full intention of helping him out. shes been my gf for a month now. oops. how'd that happen.

[judutchinski]

I was just at a sushi joint. And was listening to a convo next to me. The dude stole a girl away. She was engaged!!! He was blagging out loud about how he did it. Unblievable. Unfuckingbelievable!!! Then after the sake kicked in, he was yelling "fuck you" to her cause he wanted to blag about being "real". Jesus christ.

[k00lgirl4ever]

Shit! .. Sisters before Misters !! unlessss hes one hot sexy ma fucker

[diegopmc]

Omg Skyy, do all your girls have alligator-like skin?

[DxThan0s]

john I love your t shirts they are awesome, when i get some money i am buying some of them!!!!

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[JosephCee]

qotd: thats what they get for not going up and approaching said desired person for themselve. like skyy said, fuck a middle man, hes gunna screw you over, do that shit yourself. haven you watched dumb and dumber???

[steelfury455]

loveless marriage? who's getting married nowdays anyways? single and rich is where it's at!

[sesamestreetsquad]

@steelfury455 fail

[SpartanTimTv]

Sick bastards!

[TheManlyMan77]

I was in that situation. My friend told me that he wanted this girl and he needed my help. Girl had a huge chest and turned out was crazy about me. I stood my ground in that foxhole with the artillery hammering away at my defenses but the lines held! Bros before Hoes!

[humm1na]

HAHAHAHAHAHA yesssss skyyyyyy too funny

[brockly2k6]

awesome sound affect press 6 on the video for the remix

[Larrygallis]

LMAOOO Alligators ass

[Larrygallis]

Grow some balls man and talk to the girl yourself

[mc15cp]

With the hand kiss thing, you could be funny about it; like when you grab her hand and kiss your own hand to be silly, shows your humor n gentlemen side

[charles125]

@mc15cp Agreed, if you're aware that it's humourous then no problem.

[BlackhawksFan247]

good thing my best friend is my left hand...

[jorgen1990]

Now we know you've been in an alligator's ass...

[tampacubana]

i'm a girl, and i actually think the kiss on the hand thing would work. it's like holding the door open for a girl, or pulling out her chair, or paying for dinner... it's chivalrous. and chicks eat that up! lol :)