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  • *AHAHUA*....and then you *UAHAHAHGUAHHGUA*....uhhh..you just put the condom in the ho- *UAHAHAHGUAGAUAHUGAUHGAUGAUAUH­GUAGAHUGAHUGHUAGHUGA*

  • Yu must got a skinny dick mine cant get the squeeze

  • god dammit fuck the cammera man

  • I agree with the previous statement. The dumb ass filming is the most annoying piece of rotten shit I've ever heard. Probably hasn't been laid in years, or ever, which lent him to make this video on a homemade pocket pussy.

  • hey camera man, first off i wanna say fuck you, u are the most annoyting piece of shit ive ever heard in my entire life. it sounds like a black guy fucked ur vocal cord wen u where giving him head. and lastly.... pocket pussys are great

  • mine does not fit

  • funny.

  • oh all you shut the fuck up youd be laughing the same you twats.

  • ahahahahahah!

  • haha "hold that" XD

  • how drunk and fucked up were these dudes?

  • Bms also brought me here

  • You can tell there drunk cause the guy on the couch has a beer bottle in his hand.

  • penissssssssssssssssssssssss

  • What the hell dude? Lol. I wonder if he is a marine

  • lol thats just funny

    

  • slap that kid thats aughing like a hiennia

  • Zack and Miri Make A Porno. Brought me here. Lol.

  • so drunk i could smell the alcohol thru utube

  • high or drunk?

  • funny as shit

  • @elyasf blue mountain state brought me here to lol

  • @StrictlySkating me to lol

  • they are all super wasted

  • this videos hilarious. y'all need to quitch ur bitchin. k?

  • Blue Mountain State, Thad: Give me my pocketpussy!!!!

  • drunk much??

  • Nice. Haha buuht I dnt think that wuld fit in my pocket lol

  • Lmao!

  • Tell your friend to shut the fuck up. Cant understand a damn thing your saying.

  • shut the hell up and let the guy speak

  • hahahaha his dick probably would fit in to a toilet paper roll

  • those lauhgs rofl XD

  • i couldn't finish this video because of the camera man's laugh

  • @bozealian and your not and by the way I'm 16

  • Eveeryone in this video has an annoying ass laugh

  • the guy holding the camera needs some real pusy

  • Some people are so immature

  • Dude if your going to make a video then shut the fuck up with the downsendrom laughing.

  • @thomassheils Only people who have it couldn't spell it. Down "SYNDROME." Retard. Stay in school Special Ed.

  • lol too much time on your hands

  • it is too tight for my dick

  • yeah slap that dude jesus christ

    

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahhahahahahahahahhahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahah­ahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahah­ah SHUT THE FUCK UP

  • camera man is retarded xD

  • @payback1ll OH MY GOD YES, HIS LAUGH IS SO ANNOYING AND FUKIN RETARDED I HAD TO PUT THE MUTE ON, JUST HEARING HIS LAUGH MAKES ME WANNA KICK HIM IN THE TEETH

  • @payback1ll they´re all retarded.

  • camera man needs to stuff it

  • Those are the Marines for ya. 'Americas Pride'... a bunch of chilidish pussies trying to show you how to make one of them...

  • @orthoman51 its a joke dude, stop being a cunt

  • @orthoman51 and there yet better than you

  • @orthoman51 let us have our fun would ya? at least we're actually doing something for our country. Anyone of us would kick the fucking shit out of you if you had the balls to say that to our faces

  • too fucking tight...

  • when you are the one holding the camera STFU!!!

    

  • Screw the paper shit and **** the girl in the background instead.

  • wt a bunch a retards.....

  • @jkcp1000 Yeah they probably drank a whole beer. And thats no excuse to act like fifth graders in sex ed. You better be high if you're going to act like that. They probably can't say vagina without giggling. Fucking dumbasses.

  • @Darth814Vader some one wasn't able to make a pocket pussy

  • @LiaSarah91 false. made two. cottonelle toilet paper...eh. too "loose". Charmin is where its at.

  • Fucking idiots can't stop laughing like immature 10 year olds who have never masturbated. I give the guy doing it props for being mature and not a little giggling school girl.

  • Freakiin sucks, who's the idiot laughing...

  • the fucking kid with the camera sound like hes retarded

  • THE best way to make a homemade pussy:

    1. Gel-pack

    2. Condom

    Microwave the gel-pack and put on your condom, and fuck it!

    if you want to give me credit, just click on my channel and Sub =-) Thumbs up so every1 can see!

  • you guys are funny

  • "get a smaller fuckin roll"? You guys a fucking retards just take some toilet paper off the roll you idiots. Typical white douche bag morons.

  • omg shut the fuck up u stupid ass camera dude!

  • fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

  • Okay, Great that everyone knows now how marines get off. QUESTION? WTF is wrong with the guy filming? Is he sucking off the mic? Better yet, kill the guy filming, and use his ass, because we all know that marines fuck dead bodies.

  • proven fact that all u.s marines are gay.

  • if i was there i would shove toilet paper into the guy's (thats laughing) mouth until he stops breathing

    fuckin shithead

  • ur fucking drunk

  • what a disgrace to the marines.

  • anthor video link to be ulpoaded to daniel tosh (i think one of em is his type anyways)

  • DOSENT MEAN THEY WOULD EVEN REMOTELY FUCK WITH ME

  • Wow I wish you guys would talk shit to a marine in person. You'd probably be dead knowing the 5 marines I know; 2 Are family members. Don't be Mad cause you couldnt make it through boot camp. You should appreciate them for risking their lives in other countries. Even if you aren't American, what about the British royal marines? Dutch royal marines? Wanna talk shit to them too?

  • the camera guy should be shot dead holy shit

  • ur laught is soo gay man go an die -.-

  • gay...fuck the marines if this is the shit there making

  • @ mattydog097

    First of all, its you're not your. You dumb inbred sack of shit.

    Second, I'm not even American you useless fucking prick, so of course I couldn't get into the Marine Corps. I would rather have my bollocks cut off than be American, but if I was gay then maybe I'd join the Marine Corps. Just so I could suck cock, like the rest of the Marines do.

  • lmfao!!!!!

  • @ burleytrojans

    the only twat you've ever known is the one belonging to the useless whore that gave birth to you.

    Still grooming young kids are you?

    Fucking nonce!!!

  • @fuckkkingtasty your just jealous because you couldn't get into the marines cause your a fat fuck so STFU AND GTFO

  • I guess it makes a change for cock sucking US Marines to fuck something other than other US Marines.

    Bunch of fags, the whole corps are fucking gay!!!

    USMC suck cock!!!

  • @fuckkkingtasty one word - twat

  • hardest corps to get into bud

  • how is this not conduct unbecoming a marine, posting it on youtube?

  • He has the most annoying laugh ever

  • OORAH MARINES!!!! SEMPER FI!!!!

  • AHEHAHAHEHAHEHAHA OMG I AM FUCKIN ANNOYIN

  • DUDE THAT LAUGHS //watch?v=lvOb0-Chfwc

  • you sound so wasted

    

  • I bet that faggot laughing in the background humped the crap out of that roll of toilet paper

  • "It's the fuckin' Mega Roll!"

    hahaha

  • FUCK THAT DUDES LAUGH!

  • are they high?

  • Dude, that laugh, is so fucking obnoxious.

  • my dick wont fit all the way.. only like 1 inch of it :X

  • @CyphenPhsyX DAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @mschicagowildchild

    but its only 1.5 inches big *sniff* and thats when its ERECT !!!! :(

  • You must have a really long condom or...

  • hahaha hahahahahaha uhahahahahahah hahahahahah...... wtf? who let a retard record this?! Stop messin with the TP and use his annoying fucking mouth, maybe then he'll shut the fuck up.

  • Try jon mellers artificial vagina... it feels better, and is a lot softer than a roll of tp

  • IM GONNA KILL THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND OMG SHUTUP

  • I tried this and the damn condom sliped off and poped me in the dick

  • Lmfao!!that guy In the back is totally high

  • I actually signed in to say that the fucker laughing has the most fucking annoying laughs I have ever heard. What a dumbass! SHUT THE FUCK UP MAN! "uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh" JESUS CHRIST! Fucking woody wood pecker ass mother fucker.

  • u stupid fag quit laughing! your destroying the video with ur bastardic demonic retardic voice!!!!!!

  • u shud punch the dude laughing so then i would laugh too

  • the guy fucking laughing ruins your video!

    sounds like a fagget!

  • dieser dumme typ der seine scheiß lachende fresse nicht halten kann nervt !

  • thank u i'll try it

  • Ofcourse 398,622 views....damn a lot of people want to know how to make a plastic pussy xD

  • @chris96kalonji it is hlleroius hahah i become happy lol

  • you guys are drunk !

  • Someone mute the stupid fuck that keeps laughing.

  • its like a fuckin demon laughing

  • Shut tha fuck up! Fuckin lames!

  • @BearOnBear that's fucking hilarious!

  • I see ppl that have been to Iraq is pretty weird... :O

  • the best way to do it is to kill the guy taping and get some really pus*****

  • You guys are fucking stupid. Get a really pussy u virgin fuck

  • @Bclift1976 hahah aint no pussy in iraq

  • @Bclift1976 I just noticed you're on most of these pocket pussy videos, why are you here? I know why I'M here but why are you here?

  • you got to have a pretty small dick to get it in that small of a hole

  • Lol bring it with you to Pentleton haha

  • Slap the sh!t out of the guy laughing please.

  • shut the fuck up.................. fuck

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAA

  • Thanks for the info, will try it out tonight when everone is sleeping.

  • Whats up with the fucking hayena

  • it works

  • @ridethegnargnar

    pussy whole!! you must of have a really small dick and fucking ugly face cuz of fucking a toilet paper instead of real pussy!! you fucking virgin!!

  • @Fenyx1991 it was a joke chill out there budd

  • This was probably only use of toilet paper in war, since most of their bowels products ended in their pants.

  • haha drunks today.

  • LOL did he learn that in the marines no offence

  • This video could have been good and fun but no, it got all ruin by the camara guy, so fuuuckingggg anoying

  • "do it again" xD

  • lmao

  • hahaha i dont give a fuck about the guys laugh he was hilariouis they all were

  • KILL THE LAUGHER!!!!!!!

  • shut up camera man u sound like a muppet fuck

  • those guys are so fuckin drunk, gotta love rednecks!

  • he need 2 shut tha fuc up....

  • desz nutsz

  • shut the fuck up camera dude

  • HAHAHAHHA

    HAHAHAHAHAHHA

    AAHAHAHHAHAHA

    RERERRERER TTATATAT RRDRDRRD

  • not trying to be insulting but the camera guy laughing sounds like a retarded idiot

  • Pot smokers laugh.

  • Fuck the camera man!so annoying,arghhh freakin laugh

  • that laugh is painfully annoying

  • fuck man were under attack. meh no big deal

    fuck man were all out of toilet paper. noooooooo

    semperfide do or die lol

  • Deff drunk

  • He's hot.

  • It's nice to see that my tax paying money to buy troops toilet paper is going to good use.

  • @Skepgnostic hahahhaa fursure

  • "hey toss me me some more ammo" "crap!!!!! all i have is this pocket pussy!!!!" "dang maybe we canmake the bad guys slip my cumming everywhere" 'good plan!!!!"

  • he drunk i think XD!!!

  • nice

  • Oh god that laughing made me deaf

  • hey laugh sounds like my boyfriend thats a marine

    

  • Oh wow what a great waste of toilet paper :P

  • i cant fit my dick inside that, too big... seriously

  • Wtf, they must have some small cocks

  • ha ha ha there all high