The Dev Patel Dave Chappelle Show

[Frusciantefan77]

Instantly being favorited.

[42point]

Chetan gave $10,000 to Minaxi to give to me," he testified. "First, for payment of my job at Barberton Food Mart, and second to take the blame for the murder."

Vijay testified that Rupal drove the SUV, with him as a passenger and Sejal's body in the back, to Chrysler, and left Vijay there and shortly returned in her own car to pick him up.

[42point]

"Her eyes widened, her nose bled and water came out of her mouth," he testified through the interpreter. "Chetan tells me to pull the rope. I was crying, but Sejal was already dead, I think."

Vijay also testified that Chetan and Minaxi wrapped Sejal in the blanket and put her body in the back of the SUV, which was parked in their garage.

[42point]

Vijay testified that Sejal was killed the morning she disappeared, at her Twinsburg home. He alleged Chetan pulled a rope around her neck and Minaxi pulled her feet.

[42point]

Several times, through an interpreter, Vijay testified that he was "involved" with the murder of Sejal, but he did not do it.

"I didn't want to kill her. I had no animosity [toward Sejal]," he said through the interpreter.

Vijay alleged it was Chetan, Minaxi, Chetan's father and Chetan's cousin who committed the crime.

In his testimony, Vijay claimed Minaxi said she would "wipe out" his entire family in India if he did not help with the killing.

[42point]

Prosecutors called Vijay, 35, to the stand midmorning. Minaxi and Chetan employed Vijay at the Barberton Food Mart, along with Rupal Patel, 33, who was also arrested in November 2005. Rupal was convicted of murder in Sejal's death this past May.

Sejal was not related to Vijay or Rupal, nor are the two related to each other.

[42point]

Sejal was found dead in the cargo area of a sports utility vehicle July 2, 2005, in the Chrysler Stamping Plant's parking lot.

"Vijay" testified Monday in the trial of Sejal's husband, Chetankumar, and his mother, Minaxiben Patel. The two were each charged with aggravated murder, tampering with evidence and abuse of a corpse in 28-year-old Sejal's death. They pleaded not guilty and have been on trial since Oct. 29.

[42point]

Vijaykumar Patel, an illegal alien arrested in Pennsylvania in November 2005 and later convicted for aggravated murder in the death of Pinebark Place resident Sejal Patel, testified before jurors in the courtroom of Judge Brenda Burham Unruh today.

[8protege88]

"you can get patel out of charotar but you can never get charotar out of patel"

[aravpatel]

wats wrong wit being a patel?

[256lovely]

Lots of folks who called other comments writer racist they don't understand that lots of them are INDIANS including GUJJUS too.ha ha ha ha

[stp707]

I just recently checked department of corrections sites for illinois state,iowa state,michigan state,new jersey state,georgia state,south carolina state,north carolina state,florida state. All these prisons in USA has lots of inmates with last name PATEL.My concern is these people are HINDU,their HOLY BOOK is BHAGVAD GITA.Well but all these people have commited ADHARMA(CRIME) written in BHAGVAD GITA.Those crime includes GRAND THEFT,MURDER,RAPE,DRUGS etc.etc.etc.

[doodlyx]

u ugly bastard

[fosill44]

Fucking piece of shit patels

[kumarz998]

your economy and dads job is in the hands of patels shutup and tell your mum to suck our dick quietly

[cumberland46]

F*** ALL PATELS ON THIS EARTH

[cumberland46]

there are plenty of indians with last name patel in illinois,new jersey,georgia,florida state prisons on various charges.check-out these states department of corrections sites.

[OnTheRun167]

WTF, dude? lol

[syas13]

Seriosly if Dave saw this shit[remember in Killing me softly he tells how he goes in a restaurant in Missisipi and before he starts ordering,the guy says 'The Chicken' and then dave says.'What the fuck?]well he'll be saying in that same tone and same words.WTF?

[FoShizzleMaWizzle]

man that was funny shit..

[pappiii]

theres nothing at all wrong with indians. Its the crooked indians that hate us. but if yall hate them then i guess they hate you too!

[Anoukh]

they're not indians you asshole, they're hindus..big difference..huge difference infact..

(reply to "pappiii")

[pappiii]

what an ass, i made this comment 4 months ago and your replying to me. Ur an ass, not me. Big deal I made a minor mistake, hindus watever. I'm only 16 yrs old gimme a fuckin break. I just can't stand racist ppl. trying to calm down the racist comments. u get me..?

[Anoukh]

What difference does it make if it was 4 months or 3 hours ago? apparently there is no difference since you replied to my comment, which means you saw it and to be honest that was kind of my intention..and it's not a minor mistake, they live on the other side of the world.(and I know what you're thinking, why just reply to you when half of the people commenting also made that same mistake, well the reason for that is that your post was the first one I saw) I get you, I hate racist people too.

[pappiii]

hold up a minute.  Patel is a Indian title anyway

[volcano441]

Ya but they don't represent better educated & well mannered indians.some of them are like rotten apples which makes other apples bad.

[WordOfVendetta]

that was well random.

[jarlabrelk]

nice touch on the money!

[izzyboy07]

hate indians

[Jester552]

u racist itz ppl like u dat make dis world a living hell for coloured ppl

i bet ur whole generation are gay KKK

[Hanish007]

nob head racists, i love being indian :)

[pogularocky]

dude... that was funny ass shit man.... I'm Indian, by th way... and to hell with all the haters and racists

[TAGGBOii]

hell yea..i aint indian im mexican and ii wud helluh pissed...helluh racist ass cmmnts!!!!...but dat video was funni!!=]]

[fightstar62]

wow lol a lotta racist people around here

[Jayredlands]

im indian and thought it was funny

[smrmambos]

i hate indians..........

[getmet]

Me too! gay indians im glad we stole ur land!

[jjsav17]

we takin over now though getting all the best paid jobs while u live off benefits, wot a shame

[smrmambos]

i still hate indians

[kbhadania]

Fuh Q..

[dongapandu]

good for u

[42point]

Not all INDIANS are like PATELS,

PATELS are exception

[fuckyouish]

Patels are the best. See what US Weekly writes about us and BBC and also Little India. Give me your address and Phone number you benchod lets see how brave you are in real life.

[itsurmom1]

lol

[odedra72]

no offense ime Indian but patels are scum

[rpatel01]

this is why i h8 being indian sometimes T_T

[SomaligirlDk]

hahahahaahahah looooooooool funny.....cute

[chilam1]

fuck indians

[getmet]

YA! FUCK INDIANS!!

GO BREWERS!!!!!

[fightstar62]

ahah thats a little harsh lol

[ashinocy]

this was actually funyyy, i like how even though the graphics we bad in the ends the dude on the carpet starts fying off XD

[Fliprb]

LMFAO.. check out ma page....n lv a cmmnt

[PizzaIsGood101]

LOL

[10R23]

im laughing cuz it was soo sad

[Blahsmack]

crap

[KlaykidReal]

These comments are a great example of 1/2 of the youtube community.Retarted.

[triple210]

motherfuckers....=0

[sonatafan8th]

shit...

[pali2704]

fuckin' cocksucker!

[DevGee]

hehe my name is devpatel

[q1w2e3r4t5y6y7u8i9o0]

really?

[amisab]

that was the stupidest thing i have ever seen

[macronaria]

STUPID

[uploaded113redone]

my comments still on their

but yah

you better be brown man

[jennifer66613]

retards

[Toa4eva]

haha like you guys can do better

[getmet]

wow i agree with weber1981 COMPLETE WASTE OF MY TIME!

[weber1981]

fucking wasten of time !! ! ! ! !

[getmet]

I AGREE WIT YOU! damn this sucked

[rayunik]

that really sucked please dont do this again!!!!!!

[uploaded113redone]

fucking gay

you should be killed

[mel4040]

I agree, it's STUPID

[sakado]

Suck a duck mudbeast21 you racist ass motherfucker. go and fuck your horse twice you homo ass motherfucker

[LEBREWBLAKE]

that sucked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dev203]

Actually Patel is a Indian Last name, not paki. My name is Dev Patel, but not the one in the video, lol funny video guys.

[PakMirza]

and ur a bitch too for repeatin the word paki, i know indians n pakis aren't down wit each other but just use the word pakistani- plz bitch

[mudbeast21]

U PAKI BASTARDS

[PakMirza]

bitch go fuck yourself, u fuckin homo, ur mama's a disabled whore

[Betim12]

that was the worst impression of chappelle show ive vea seen u guys r the biggest dikes in the world an can go fuckyurselves cuz dave chappell is a comedic genious and i think the funniest guy on tv and carlos mencia is a fat ugly piece of shit spic who thinks hes funnier than dave but is just tryin make enuff muney to feed all 30 spics who reside in his little one floor house

[xnoodsx]

lol that was funny man. some people dont understand the humour in it.

[desiz4u]

confused yaar???

[V3nOmXxX]

waste of 40 seconds of my life

[ogkiller88]

boooring

[Anjruki]

lol im white/azn, and thats funny. indians rulee

[pappiii]

shit was hilarious to me idknow lol

[slapshot14imo]

ur not funny u stupid arab towel head bitch. dont try to be dave, ur not black and not funny

[gakhoury]

First off all he is indian u air head.

[killme460]

lol damn funny shit if you were islamic or indian or middle eastern

[chrisrulezzAA]

i have nothing to say

[Katanajoe7]

That was H-I-lari-o-u-s

[dhillaz]

Calm down: noone's making a racist remark...you gotta admit it was kinda funny.

[chronict]

this sucks ass.

you guys suck soo much ass.

[James123789]

wtf...

[ZeroTheHero88]

India is part of asia, but indian culture is so un-asian that i find it an insult that these people are called asain. I also find the middle east to be EXTREMELY un-asian. We should redefine the continents.

[h41d3r]

erm...depends where ur from, for sum reason america only seems to think oreintal people are asian, while the rest of the world sees, india, pakistan, bangladesh, n most desi countries as asia.

[TSUPREME]

What the fuck is this bullshit? Get this trash off youtube.

[Khirad]

Wow. Who could not figure out they're Indian (or as the Brits say, 'Asian')? Idiots. Gujarati bangin' the dhol. Love it. Good job on an Indian name resembling Dave Chappelle too. Dev Patel: Bahut creative.

[rocknrap911]

is tht borat?

[narutosensa]

there indian

[14441441]

They are not asians.

I bet you guys are still pissed off cause your race isn't the smartest one anymore.

[Terrorwind]

they are asians

[manoj0072006]

a agree with that

[kobil1234]

stupid idiot asians

[Terrorwind]

the are not stupid. coz if u cant see the humour in it then you are stupid...

[jessicarox85]

lol

[No0bKilL3R130]

stupid asains

[Urbanangel14]

Weird shit but fucking funny!!!

[narutolover101]

omg dude that was random

[sportyankz]

Ok wtf was that lmao

[Kaninskavich]

lol...

[MFSilverOxide]

what the ????

[kazk76]

that was hilarious

[t1nkertoy]

bwahahahahaha :D

[zztopiscool9990]

ahahhahahahahahah fucken hilarius

[woodenautomatic]

it was ridiculously stupid, but it made me laugh pretty hard. am i stupid?

[cumberland46]

yes you are!

[Peanutman]

HAHAHAHAHA

[cutejaydave]

what the hell was that!!!!

[hi163]

what the hell was that!!!!

[jmiller1974]

lmfaoooooooo!

[Kutaaam]

WOW

[onexero1]

thats off the chain

[mclaren911]

yeah dude,uhhhhhhhhhh, dont fuck yrself over again

[jyoti650]

it's wasn't so funny

[Ami2491]

very stuipiddd but it was good try thoo

[spade7891]

retarded yes...but mad props for making it

[pmp06]

damn, this vid made patels look bad, plz dont post agian

[mania03]

exactly !!!!

[getmet]

HEY I BET IT STILL MADE U LAUGH IN A STUPID FUNNY WAY lol

[peter13433]

NO....NO it didnt make me laugh in a stupid funny way...............

[cantukingetagoo]

THAT SHIT IS GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!

[HabeebIt]

that shit was ridiculous! RIDICULOUSLY GAY!

[sexyno1]

bull shit man 

[princearsalan0001]

WTF was that!