Game Fails: Skyrim "Depressed? Don't try acupuncture."

[KerryKingFish]

I saw this dragon, i took the word off the wall and he just stared me down..

[JoninJordan]

0:32 He sounds disappointed that the dragon died so fast.

[AnimeJunkey71]

why are both top comments the same? By the same person?



[ANIOLATORV]

wtf... the top comments are EXACTLY the same. could we fix this by someone mentioning boobs, arrows and knees, twilight being bad, COD vs BF argument of some form of meme?

[Kilzmon]

@ANIOLATORV Ok. DRAGONHASBOOBSWTF?

[waffleblog23]

@ANIOLATORV i think you started a meme. Anti duplicate top comments comment

[waffleblog23]

Dont you hate when the top comment is the same fucking thing

[Phoenyx7Rising]

@waffleblog23 no

[Jeeey007]

THE 2 FUCKING TOP COMMENTS ARE OF THE SAME FUCKING PERSON AND ARE THE SAME FUCKING STUPID COMMENT!!!!

[sphincter44]

@Jeeey007 are you complaining because you don't feel fulfilled as a man by not having the top comment?

[BlazeHerr]

Where was the fail?

[lefthandovRA]

@BlazeHerr the dragon jumped down..committed suicide

[BlazeHerr]

@lefthandovRA No it didn't. He killed it in one hit. The health bar was gone when it flew around. That means it was gone. Happens in my game. Dragons have to take off before dying. He didn't commit suicide.

[lefthandovRA]

@BlazeHerr its game fails so these are glitches the dragon flew before he fell so he was still alive

[BlazeHerr]

@lefthandovRA That happens in every game. This happens all the time in mine.

[lefthandovRA]

@BlazeHerr "Dragons have to take off before dying" thats the glitch ,it doesnt happen with mine when i kill a dragon it immediately falls down it doesnt fly up

[TheMachinifilms]

711 Likes and 117 Dislikes...

MASTER CHIEF IN BOTH SIDES!? D: THE DARK SIDE AND THE REAL ONE!? D:

[Bubblizm]

He didn't get a nutritional enough breakfast so he decided to just fly away and have a nap. OBVIOUSLY

[Silencer2869]

Imagine if he died on his way down the tower XD

[ronik809]

killed by an angery stare

[chn1459]

Kenshiro: You are already dead!

Dragon: It's nothing her-Urrrrgh!!

[XlaintheUndead]

I've had that happen before. It's kinda annoying when it glitchs out and the dragon goes underground. . .

[Watson690]

That's actually my favaourite way to kill any enemy, Daedric Dagger (flawless) with 30x sneak critical on a power attack = instant death for anything

[copeseticVmatt]

@Watson690 y u no use legendary dagger???

[Elchuyboricua]

@Watson690 Flawless??? Why not Legendary!! gotta love them daggers tho

[GTAChiken]

@Watson690 Why not just use a legendary daedric dagger it pretty much turns it in to a god weapon!

[Watson690]

@GTAChiken

After all the replies I'm getting I'm gonna upgrade it as high as possible, enchant it with fire, and name it Ron Jeremy.

[GTAChiken]

@Watson690 Good name! I do approve!!!

[GtaFreak2010]

@Watson690 Why flawless, legendary is better

[Watson690]

@GtaFreak2010

I checked earlier (been playing a new character) and it is legendary, I just didn't think I'd upgraded it the whole way

[Robotic102]

Sorry, I don't see the game fail.. it has always been like this and it's totally not funny

[keosni391]

The ads always fails on me :3

[Coolyoyo54]

I had a dead dragon follow me before...

[Warhawk325]

Why is that dragon always glitched like that....nice going on the clipping, Bethesda!

[MrClaybear27]

i used to make arrow to the knee jokes, but then I took a life to the face

[GavinStory]

@MrClaybear27 well its about damned time lad!

[TheChillaFreak]

he took an arrow in the knee

[xXCarlxEvoLXx]

I used to make arrow to the knee jokes.. but then i took a vagina to the penis.

xD lol

[roadie1123]

i used to say candleja-

[TheDerpyPickle]

i used to have a skyrim disc to the console, but then it broke somehow T_T

[OdysieMovies]

lol i started a console wars :P

[LittlePikachu]

How exactly was this a fail?

[stalingrad32]

im sorry if im retarded, but what exactly is the fail here?

[itsthat1dudeovrthere]

@stalingrad32 the dragon.

[pridesblood]

I feel like this is going to piss people off but 1. Pc is decent, but sucks for a lot of fpses due to the odd controls on most of them. 2. Ps3 sucks because it's like having a free zoo, you get lots of people that are unwanted or not liked into it I.e. homeless, which in ps3 terms means 5 year olds so free Internet sucks for that reason. 3. Xbox is a wn because it charges a bit, limiting the children/ a-holes, it has halo(Nuff said), and it gets dlc faster in most cases. Now please don't respon

[MedicOnDutyVids]

@pridesblood "Please don't respond..." Not trying to be mean, but that only makes it likelier that people are going to respond. I agree with your comment and all, but it's the truth.

[deadlypoo55]

@pridesblood Actually I have an xbox and a PS3, and I barely hear any children during ps3 online matches, yet they flood Xbox like crazy.

[mikaoj1432]

@deadlypoo55 You probably can't hear them cause they can't afford the mics... yes there are alot of small kids on the xbox but believe me there's more on psn. The only reason why? Well i'ts free and they don't need permission from their parents.

[deadlypoo55]

@mikaoj1432 Well its not that bad if they don't have mics, they just seem like newbies then. Besides, seeing as how almost everyone has an Xbox cuz they are hateful towards PS3, all the kids mostly flood to xbox anyways.

[TheOnlyGreyarch]

@pridesblood And yet the Box is known to be filled with mostly 12 year old doucheholes. Strange.

[mikaoj1432]

@TheOnlyGreyarch Yes 12 year old doucheholes that usually dosen't have that of a highpitch voice. Unfortunately Psn is full of 5-year olds wich is 10 times worse...

[SSStylish198]

@pridesblood "huuur!!! it has haloooo!!! huuuuur!!!! im a moron!!!" oh my god shut up dude. The xbox sucks because it has morons like you!!!

[SSStylish198]

@pridesblood

wow... poor little dude you are, only knows about fps... so sad. Listen to this: god of war, uncharted, metal gear solid, killzone, heavy rain, infamous, the last of us... so have fun playing huurrrlo or halo or whatever.

And by the way, gears of war fucking sucks :)

[XxGavinRMxX]

@SSStylish198 gears of war and HALO is awesome god of war, uncharted, metal gear solid, killzone, heavy rain, infamous suck Game fails made by rooster teeth Red vs Blue mad by roster teeth as well te he bye bye

[SSStylish198]

@XxGavinRMxX uuummm... what the fuck are you tañking about??? are you retarded or something? if you are, you shouldnt be on the internet unsupervised

[XxGavinRMxX]

@SSStylish198 ñ is not a word in the english language you shouldnt be on the internet unsupervised

[SSStylish198]

@XxGavinRMxX wow... thats your comback? wow...

[krastychann]

@SSStylish198 if you had half a brain you would agree with him and own up to your mistakes. oh and not be a complete douch >:D

[SSStylish198]

@XxGavinRMxX ñ is a letter, not a word. And it doesnt matter if its in the english language or not, cuz its the same alphabet

[XxGavinRMxX]

@SSStylish198 NIGGERS

[SSStylish198]

@XxGavinRMxX ¬¬

[lilmac141]

@pridesblood ik u said not to respond but, have u heard a guy with a mic on xbox, they are all a-hole kids, i dont hav a ps3 so ya, and if people always have such a problem with multiplayer on games play single player, thts really the only reason i get a game is cuz the story mode looks awesome, i dont much care for multiplayer, except cod and halo

[inval1dus3r]

i used to be free, like you, then i took a ring to the finger

[RuskiHomie]

i dont like cock in my ass

[TomNGaryProductions]

@RuskiHomie fair play

[TheJ0K3R1225]

@OdysieMovies wrong everyone deserves a youtube account, they just dont deserve the right to an opinion

[crossfire1337]

@TheJ0K3R1225 wrong everyone deserves a youtube account and the right to an opinion, just some are better than others

[FeistyFilms]

You honestly have never played skyrim before. its "took an arrow in the knee" not to the knee... noobs

[ADHDviewer]

Thought the dragon exploded lol

[mussonman]

@ADHDviewer me 2 sir... me too....

[Power2thePwnage]

Whoa. He jumped down a wall no problem. He's a freaking ninja!

[MonsterSpartan]

Gandalf must have really upset him for killing his brother.. by doing that same exact thing

[CoDViP]

I used to laugh like you, but then I realized I was a fucking idiot.

[Tataru5117]

*IN the knee, people. IN the knee!

[DaRealisticMammal]

@Tataru5117 It's "An arrow TO the knee"..

[Tataru5117]

@DaRealisticMammal its "in the knee". look it up. its not worth arguing

[TheFrogber]

@DaRealisticMammal no

[TheDarknessHalo]

I used to be sane, then everybody started saying the arrow to the knee meme.

[cuatro336]

i used to have a girilfreind, athletic ability, and good grades...until...well you guys know

[EliteAssassin8]

@cuatro336 thats ok, you can marry, you can run all you want, and you can RUN the college in Skyrim. ;)

[BooGiMayn71]

i like those arrow jokes. they are funny :D

[shadowknight200999]

i use to make joke about arrows to the knee then i took a sword to the chest

[youdiehere22]

@shadowknight200999 but then you would be dead

[huyhuy14]

wtf just happened?

[blitzor1]

@PaddyMonXDD he got 30x multiplier from sneak perks

[MasterWilliam108]

I don't see how this is at all a fail. This looks pretty win.

[ErickGodOfWarFan]

@MasterWilliam108 it's a game fail because the death animation of the dragon started when he landed

[AnAngryRanga]

And suddenly my characters seem extremely under powered...

[PaddyMonXDD]

@AnAngryRanga Mine too...I used 6 arrows for this dragon! -___-

Never thought that those little fkin knifes are better than my daedric bow! >_<

[RedpantsWhitehat]

@AnAngryRanga

Dagger + Assassin's Blade perk + Shrouded Gauntlets + Sneak Attack + Dagger = Instant Death

[SaixTheScarred]

@AnAngryRanga The reason he did so much damage to the dragon, was because he has his Sneak maxed out, and he has the Dagger perk, which causes 15x weapon damage if not seen while sneaking.

[harombee]

I used to be a porn star,then i took a Herpes to the genitals-every porn star from the 80's

[Nebuli2]

@OdysieMovies ELDER SCROLLS ON A CONSOLE? WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY?!?!?!?!?

[GamerSharkM]

@Nebuli2 50% of my gaming life.

[TheFrogber]

@OdysieMovies You mean the Xbox? If you put it in a PSgay you already don't have a life.

[MasterReasonOSR]

@TheFrogber If you are trolling someone for simply playing a game on their favorite console then you don't really have a life

[OdysieMovies]

@TheFrogber lol you know when you don't have a life if you start aruging over the best console xD

[Pilkingtube]

@OdysieMovies You're right, you don't! :D

[RussianWithShotgun]

@OdysieMovies You posted a comment with a "arrow in the knee" reference in it, and about GayStation 3 :P

[OdysieMovies]

@RussianWithShotgun Fuck you, i hate no lifers like you... crying on the internet about xbox vs ps3... people like you don't deserve a youtube acc

[victorgto100]

@TheFrogber xbox sucks!.....

[victorgto100]

@OdysieMovies its better for pc.....

[pugdug808]

@OdysieMovies ahhhh look what you did! you started a console war

[SanThom123]

how is he running so fast

[daltondalton100]

@SanThom123 It's a sneak perk. You do kind of like a short sprint.

[xSuperRawr]

elder dragon with narcolepsy ?

[SPARTAN9999999991]

"Dragon acupuncture is complicate." - Tobuscus

[thepanchozombie]

but den I took a arow to th nee

[Jimera0]

OHKOing an Elder Dragon... nice.

[dariusjames3333]

crap i ran out of arrows oh wait! i have some in my knee

[lucasmain81]

i bet the dragon thought it was a big ostrich

[TheGhostOfReach]

AIM FOR THE KNEE!!!!

[NavalFluff]

I used to be a kid, then I took a bullet to the parents - Batman

[EliteEspadaNumber0]

I used to be an arrow, until I took an adventurer's knee to the face

[onfire123123]

Dragon: Aww crap! He's coming! Where do I hide!?!

[LastManimal]

@FreakingEpicosity you can get a perk that lets daggers have 15x damage when hidden, and he had 2

[Lausein]

@LastManimal Plus, their are gloves that let you deal double sneak damage. So you can get up to 30 times damage on daggers.

[CODMW2Richie]

@crysisfan806 both are elven daggers and im not sure what enchantment but it wouldnt matter with the 30x sneak dmg

[FreakingEpicosity]

Sneak attack 30.0X? Nice try hacker...

[DAVECATAZ]

@FreakingEpicosity no its legit. theres a sneak perk that makes daggers do 15x sneak damage. and if you wear shrouded gloves from the dark brotherhood that double sneak attack damage, it makes it 30x.

[Lajinn6]

@FreakingEpicosity shrouded gloves dumbass

[halo3pwnguy23]

sneak attack x30 damage, holy shit.

[RedNeckMilkman1000]

You see when the ostrich dragon becomes scared it burries its head in the sand for what reason well no one gives a shit

[KarateKidFromHarlem]

you think taking a arrow to the knee is tough wait till you meet the guy in windhelm who took a sword to the chest!!

[tEnpEng]

i used to make jokes about arrows to the knee... then i lost my legs

[PandaWaily]

I thought the dragon exploded.. -.-"

[crisisfan806]

what weapon and enchantment is that?

[hottse]

That's normal...

[IAmSatoshi]

Oh wow the top two comments actually made me laugh...

[Zexis0710]

Wait, what's the fail? All he did was one-shot the dragon...that's not unheard of, especially with dual-daggers at a x30 sneak bonus.

[Atown13777]

@Zexis0710 Don't ruin it. Just enjoy the video. Seriously

[impvr1]

Theyre like cats, they get freaked out when u touch their tail

[Payonify]

is this a mod?

[Darkdayzz]

@Payonify no

it's a perk

[Payonify]

@Darkdayzz my brother asked me. cause he didnt believe it's a normal charge attack, he shouted: MOD!!! after that he tried it out himself and see there it was: two weapon charge attack...

[Falleninja64]

Thank you Dragonborn, but your sweet roll is in another cabinet.

[iliektrainz97]

im level 44 and ive only fought one elder dragon all the rest have been regular dragons, i havent seen blood or frost dragons and ive killed alot of dragons. is this a glitch?

[younggunsfan]

What exactly happend?

[bhrmaximo]

i used to kill dragons like that... then i...NO LOLLYGAGGIN!

[insanitystudio]

DON'T SCROLL DOWN!!! THE COMMENTS ARE FUCKING STUPID!

*scrolls down*

"I used to kill elder dragons in 2 shots, 'till I took an arrow to the..."

SON OF A BITCH!!!!

[TomDarkwulf87]

Someone's spent a lot of time leveling I see.

[evolvedape10000]

omg, i did the same exact thing! virtual high five, yeah.

[Alec1Mason]

What the fuck just happened? i haven't played Skyrim, can someone explain?

[AnimeSephiroth]

@Alec1Mason He sneaked attacked the dragon for enough damage to kill it right away, but the dragon needed to go through it's "awaking" and "landing" animations before it actually died.

[h2kchicagoted]

i used to shoot people in the knees, but then i cut some guys legs off.

[Trestero]

I used to take arrows to the knee, but then a bandit cut my legs off.

[RandomAmericanGuy]

@ABCDavid96 YOU BROKE MY YOUTUBE!

[100DesertRoses]

overpowered.....

[TheNinjaOfSilence]

I feel for the dragon.  :(

[dracothedraconian]

is that a skeleton coming out of your ear?

[MonsterMasherify2]

........ only on pc thats where all the hackers are

[Shuyin128MK4]

@MonsterMasherify2 not true, im on PS3 and ive done that

[GorillaBorg]

@Shuyin128MK4 Happens on 360, too.

[SoulCrushing]

Thalmor in the Ratways. whats next? Spriggons in the Bee and Barb?

[godstrong96]

People are out making jokes about taking an arrow to the knee, and what do I get? Guard Duty.

[Arcangel2992]

@godstrong96 whats the matter....someone stole your sweet roll?

[willdabeast999]

@godstrong96 we've got to make that the new skyrim meme

[Tacticalsniper32]

ohh wait till i bring this back

[MultiPartyinmypants]

jesus what level are you??!!!

[EDCrtehbest]

scream at the end scared me :(

[sun03250]

Please don't cyber bully dragons... they are really sensitive..

[Uberriffic]

This is nothing.

I did the same thing, but instead of landing nice and soft, he skidded on the ground and tore the shit out of the entire valley.

[Ameterasuu]

HOW IS THIS A FAIL??? he used a LEGENDARY PARALYSIS DAGGER!. THATS WHAT KILLED IT.....

[gta4digger]

@Ameterasuu *Dragon Resisted Paralysis* 

[LeandroO182]

@Ameterasuu 0:16 "Elder Dragon resisted Paralyze"