I am Ninja

[RoobyKira]

I only was looking for this funny Ninja song and than I saw that ... lol :'D

[Kamikasiman87]

Thumb up if your watching this in 2012 and you just rofl'd

[ThatsSoFuckingKatie]

Am I Barack Obama you may ask?, NO I AM A NINJA.

[NessyLuvzTheReadySet]

SwiftKarateChop Iz Amazing yhoor jus jealous so HaHaHaa jeealous person !!!

[wolfey770]

this is pretty gay this dude is gay

[NootyNought]

fuck me I can't breath!!! :D hahaha

[joelyluv15]

i never laughed so freakin hard in my life! lol

[dion70000]

so... mutch... blood

[Imissyou145]

I wanna be a Ninja too!

[noobsterxD]

MOOOOOOOO!

[edimmxxx]

não passa de um grande idiota

[msmaroonage]

@edimmxxx Are you calling my boy a DORK?!

[KatieRooErs]

I miss this funny ness :)

[icouldbebanksy]

LOLWUT

[BillyKavouriaris]

your voice is like you are going to shit

[BillyKavouriaris]

gay

[BillyKavouriaris]

Total idiot...

[MYNameispie1]

"You get really hot in this costume..." *Pass out*

[ThePitbull3000]

0:02 Ninja= Spider Man

[pinkyrocker416]

im a freackin' ninja! MOOOOOOOOOOOOO. that has never happened before...

lmfaaaoooo

[fubufooluk]

dot dot dot

just doesnt have the same appeal as ASK A NINJA D V D APPLIED DIRECTLY TO UR BRAIN ASK A NINJA D V D APPLIED DIRECTLY TO UR BRAIN ASK A NINJA D V D APPLIED DIRECTLY TO UR BRAIN ASK A NINJA D V D APPLIED DIRECTLY TO UR BRAIN THAT SHIT WAS FUNNY THIS HOW EVER WAS NOT !

[alagasia1]

my dragon blade is bigger

[HeathersaurusRexx]

I can't even pick a quote to put in this comment because everything you say in this video is hilarious! XD

[ZombeiJesus]

thats a really shitty green-screen...

[Mommywdwntime]

Rofl! "Ahhh, there's so much blood" lol

[boomthehedaghog4421]

i am a ninja and everything he says is compltly TRUE!!!!!!! jk

[WoWkid114]

OMG ITS THE FAIL NINJA RUUUUUUN!!!

[andreasjohan123]

he loses his glasses at 0:10 lol

[reapordeath]

lmao bet you cant be as ninjaie as me! i punch everything, including myself so ha! beat that!

[SteviausaurusRexx]

Ahh, I miss random nonsense videos like this...

[yasminegoofy]

im a lady ninja yay

[117Lavi]

lol Why you have to be that much funny?? xD

[2133801990]

come on show me your moves cow punch!!!!!!!!!

[latikabuzz]

NINJA

[SamafaXo]

my brother walked in and i was speechless i had no idea how to explain wat was going on!!!

[TheBonkersNinja]

i am ninja 2! :)

[ElysianKat]

ROFL, laughing SO hard right now! XD

[MrFeignDeath]

Indeed is Ninjaish xD

[sakurachan425]

Oh my God! That is alot of blood! Lmao!!!

[ElRay27isTheY2TheY]

you have to fire fireballs because that is bad-ass xD

[gouveia813]

OH MY GOD , shuriken punch!!!! xD

[xXxrainbowFreakxXx]

BECAUSE THAT IS BAD ASS!! punch punch

[DeathRockMusic555]

lol you do a freakin AWESOMEly SWEEEEET "I Am Ninja" spoof

[varjak22]

NINJAS AND DEATH NOTE ROCKS!!

[129heartbreaker]

@varjak22 lol ikr

[lowflyingsausage]

great vid :)

[lowflyingsausage]

so fuckin funny i couldnt stop laughin!!!! :)

[jackiee75]

can you make another one please :)

[Mistoffelees11]

shuriken, lol aka metal stars, wow it must hurt to stick shuriken in your hand and punch peopls

[clydetsbestbuddy]

Lamo

[thatonechick4444]

No that is just my 9 inch silver sided dragon blade.... HAHA!! OMG! I LOVE YOU MATT!

[Apolyonxi]

HOLY SHIT I CANT BREATHE

i cant stop laughing! lmao

[hahaha1233725]

I love how "baby" is a tag for this video LOL!!

[spazmanlala9]

idk how it happend...i was born this badass.hahaha great

[Im0a0beleiver123]

It sounds like the voice from Powerthirst XD

[missamybbz]

Tha soo funnny xx

[TheAnnoyingThing1915]

swifty, did u just imply ur penis was 9 inches? ;)

[TinoOksanen]

Why he cant be real Swifty from Darkspear US ? ://

[Mistoffelees11]

shuriken punch!

[cocograce23]

You sound exactly like the ninja from "Ask a Ninja" podcast.

[IssyRedbird]

"Ninjas punch everything!!!!!!" Including exploding babies. XD

[PandaBear948756]

The power of your erection.... LOL.

[VibrantCompromise]

NINJAS- PUNCH- EVERYTHING!

[vampirezandwolvez]

NINJA SWIFTY FTW!!!!

[ExForceFire]

LOOOOL YOou're Own Theme Song!!! XDDD

[freezeandburn77]

i cant sstopp laughinng

[artificialfood]

dem's some epic editing skills

[innerbattledog]

i am a ninja! i run fast and do cool shit aahhhh!!

[bigfatnuk]

Ninjas dont have faggot glasses

[rachelannen]

im almost positive your sphincter is a muscle in your but that helps you go to the bathroom

[BlondeNinjaaa]

I saw this vid a long time ago but it still makes me crack up!!! Swiftkaratechop FTW :D

[MagicalGirlBehoimi2]

"I don't know. It just happened. I was born this badass." "Before becoming a ninja, there's several things you have to do to make yourself more-- ninja-y. That's a word. I made it up."

This is so funny!

And how can it have dislikes??

[imanidiot008]

@MagicalGirlBehoimi2 probably because its very very similar to "ask a ninja"which has been around since at least 2006....

[MagicalGirlBehoimi2]

@imanidiot008 Well it does say in the description it was inspired by it... so it's not like he copied it.

[emostar500]

mom.. i'm tryin to make a video.. i don't oh my god SHURIKEN PUNCH!! XD

[NaruSaku2006]

shotglassINC...it's pronounced SHURIKEN..not SHURICAN...DUMBASS!!!

[rejctsociety]

ill tell you how to be a ninja, get a proffesional BADASS degree!!! You get it at Fun university or also known as F U. Jk. Rock on Grandmaster browneye

[sammyjoe147]

No that is just my ..9' silver sided dragon blade . LOLOLOLOLOL♥♥

[tdwphxciktpq]

"Yeah I did that, I'm a freekin ninja"

[popskittels]

i was born this badass

[ShotGlassINC]

Oh my gof SHURICAN PUNCH!!!!

[jecho77]

"ninjas punch EVERYTHING!" "because that is bad ass!" lol i love swifty ninja!

[MoonGlow80]

"So ur telling me i have to reach into his aretha, go past his stinktler, and then tickle his gall bladder"XD!

[burnttoastman24]

telling me i have to reach past his urethra past the spinkter and tickle his gall bladder. isn't that impossible. oh yeah im a ninja HAHAHA BEST PART

[boonedawg68]

hope the real ask a ninja guy sues you for a crappy impression.

[xXCerberusXx65]

LOL!

[TheOblivean]

this is very strange

[MikayRawr]

Swifty, you are hawt ninja xD

[cHiKaDiNg58]

wow you sound like "the ninja" in ask a ninja. FLAME THROWER!!!!!!! LOlz

[123LUXXY]

yes i am a ninjia and i run fast and i do cool shit hahahahaha crazy funny

[XXXCookieCutterXXX]

Ninjas punch everything! XD

[baaboy83]

u r funny ..

[DragonNinjaGosamaru]

This guy has been learning from Ask a Ninja!

[bobzilla850]

you are the lowest living form of life on earth aka "lemming" and ants will eat you alive

[gumbess]

gawd this is so gay retarded but u seem like a good guy ).

[ieatyellow]

@danaviabch best ring tone ever

[IssyRedbird]

I love this video. Swiftkaratechop is hilarious.

[ErrrrrrRia]

Power of the erection?

[andreasjohan123]

you lose you're glassed at 0:10

[mairava1996]

you talk about penises so much. I wonderwhat u think or say or do when u go pee. Thats how much u joke aobut it is. I oculd imagine u pissing and singing a penis theme song and treating your penis like its your friend. not really imagine it in my head O-o u know

[SeigidasLullaby]

Swifty o.o...

I just favorited a video for the first time ever o_o

XD You act soooo much like him and you sound just like him!

Yey for shizzleness~<34567

[TheTwilightsagafan4]

yeah i did that.......im a freakin ninja

[soulreaper234]

@TheTwilightsagafan4 And that's just how badass you have to be to be a ninja. you also need to be able to shoot fireballs...HYAHH!!! oh my god thats blood. lol.

[TheTwilightsagafan4]

@soulreaper234 lol wow

[koberwoodgill]

Someone doesn't like babys.

I am with you

[theicydeath]

9 inch dragon blade holy crap lol!!

[TheFreakyDevils]

lol this was awesome

[6662Ashley]

Ninjey! :D

[MadxAsxIxKnowxIt]

I bet I would bet you in a freakin ninja fight.

[purple496]

the ninja is you swifty hqhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

[proud2bAZN234]

fucking wannabe asian dude y dont u freaking just tape your eyes

[StitchV2]

and yet he's an american from alabama proud2bAZN234

....say that comment again now beeyotch

[Dey9000]

Ninja Brown Eye's eyes are blue :P

[69erPhil]

YES IM NOW THE BEST NINJA

[breauna209]

I am a ninja XDDD

[SteviausaurusRexx]

Ninja Brown Eye has Blue Eyes ^^

[TubeMonkeyGuru]

NINJA PUNCH EVERYTHING!!!!

[fivesilvercoins]

you're better than the original, man. XD

[afrogitt]

no ninja thats not possible 2:02

[SackBoyZX14]

Ninjas punch EVERYTHING!

[wehasissues]

Swifty Ninja is cooler then Ninja Brown Eyes Dude

[wehasissues]

"Step number 5 to be Ninja: You must Learn to shoot fireballs from your wrist becasue its bad ass!" Thats at part 2:13 to 2:42 SOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kitiopi]

lol awesome xD

[SuicideLipstick]

huh hee ah! ninjjjjjjjjjjjaaaaaa XD

[craftwar12]

"omg there is so much blood" lol

[jaydeybugz]

I WAS BORN THIS BADASS

[jackskellington126]

youre saying im gunna hafta reach through his urethra, down past his sphincter, and tickle his gal bladder? hahahahahaha! XD

[TallulahBorialis]

NINJAS!PUNCH!EVERY!THING!

[shay4glow]

yep NINJAS PUNCH EVERYHG

[PeaceLoveNPoptarts]

I am a ninja,becuz im asian..lol x3

the vid is something..

hehe 0;

[KaiKaiSparta]

You are not a ninja. I can see you.

[irisflower231177]

IM a Falcon Ninja! ^_^ FALCON PUNCH!!! X3

[ThePandaNinja88]

I am a panda ninja...it's like a ninja...but panda-ie...yea....anyways,you make all of ninja kind proud in this video.

[ExxyDee]

swifty ninjaaa

[ninjabinja100]

im a ninja too :)

[andreasjohan123]

this is awesome, dude

[iheartmcr777]

haha i love this so much i lmao i watch it when im depressed it makes me happy :)

[nitemarewolfslayn]

what isnt funny about this video...im gonna memorize this...cuz im tht weird...yea...and u r like a tumor...on my imagination...no no...even better the tumor IS my imagination...every time i watch a swifty video the tumor grows...and therefore so does my IMAGINATION...ohhh yea!!

[tomngaz]

omg tht ws so funny ninjas punch everything ahhhh lol

[VANlTY4EVER]

funnny yo!!

[GaaraofMYdesertHAHA]

I love Swifty Ninja!! :D I love him long time! xD

[ilyfall0utboy]

@GaaraofMYdesertHAHA You know what "Swifty" sounds a little like Travis from hhh

[megasearch3]

what is with you and babies?

[Archieloverdc]

I think i just died xD

[alagasia1]

Shuriken Punch! Yeah!!! You Don't Even Know!

[IIxCaramlexII]

lol 9''?

;D

[brinirox]

Ninja Brown eye I love you

[nichole3221]

lol omg there is so much blood lol

[jessicaismadrad1]

noo. thats my 9 inch silver sided dragon blade. haha NINJAS PUNCH EVERYTHING

[gmmlou55]

that fucking scream you do is fucking insane i fill like i was ganna die

[kiankongify]

ask a ninja should do a reply to this

[xLittleEmoKidx]

Haha. I was just born this badass. =)

[angelbabey123]

hahahah niiice dance :]

[jadestar114]

XD Ninjas. Punch. Everything!!!

[XxRandomXcookiesxX]

ninjas punnch everything!!!!!!:D

[akishisama]

do more vids of him pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls ps pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhh plsplsplsplsplsplsplsplsplspls­plsplsplsplsplsplsplsplsplspls­plsplsplsplsplsplsplsplsplspls­plsplsplsplsplsplsplsplsplspls­plsplsplsplsplsplsplsplsplspls­plsplspls

[charmedperson]

man this is so freaking cool lol this vid im passing it up on the school friends hahaha and everyone is laughing hard!!!!!!!!

[epicwin770]

ninjas punch everything!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mikeyriley7]

lol

[allurehair]

" because. that. is.bad. ass." haha =D

"I, am getting reallt cold." xD

[Godithwhitefire]

happy pills maybe? xD

[kelseyjo95]

lol

[ShadowTheKeybIader]

and oH MY GOD SHURIKEN PUUNCH!

[xb4b1x]

im a NINJA FEAR ME!!! :D

[loolooman999]

He wasnt wearing glasses, it is just the lighting that makes it look like he had glasses.

[shakamabamXD]

@loolooman999 nope.. he had glasses in the beginning..

[ieatyellow]

hm. ive never seen a ninja with glasses before. haha

[aware1213]

EmO nInJa!!!!!! wha-pah!

[yolarryluvsblakeyboy]

As the video progresses he sounds more and more like hull kogan. (srry if i spelled his name wrong)

[ReatedRkoAlex]

stange blood, looks like an Emo cut your veins in a horrible mistake

[makaylasmithtv1]

can i be your ninja wife?(: <3

[tayloa851]

Yup....that baby was asking for it. You can't just roll up on swifty ninja like that.

[sirsoulman95]

OMG SHURIKEN PUNCH! HYAAAH!

XDDD

[PIDFKLOLfl]

best yet. holy shit.

[nerdyhumanoid]

Wow... that is a lot of blood... LOL!!!!!

[Xilagam]

Just let it happen.

[iraqiserseri587]

xggggf

[fk85pl]

the beginning is faaaar too loud

[kaitlyn123ish]

yeah i did that imma fricken ninja

ROFL:)

[BooeFighter]

Hahaha this video is awesome. You are hialrious. keep it up

[EBWTOTW]

yeah i did that im a freakin ninja!

[Megs9169]

Lol.

"Alot of kids are asking me, Hey how do you be a ninja? I dont really know. It just happened. I was born this badass."

xD

[umagic999]

"i am a ninja

yes i run fast and i do cool shit

i am a ninja

none of the rest of this song has to rhyme" LOL

[darc911911]

im a ninja :3