18B Special CNN Report

[EliteGhost001]

I wonder who is more retarded, the soldier not doing it propperly.. or the officers shouting. Insulting is a weird way of motivating.

[niceshotmano]

@EliteGhost001 Pretty sure this wasn't a serious video man...

[thatguysomewhere]

my father is 18D this video brings back memories of watching them train haha good old home fort bragg..

[marleynrs8]

"fuck you Bogger!" "you suck!"

[YayoCummins]

this video is funny as fuck

[killyou45]

from the news ticker at the bottom.....about withdrawing from Afghanistan-"SF Sergeant quoted 'No beer? Fuck that, I'm gone!'"

[Ykhavari]

"come here fuckhead" Im gonna start using that!

[Afvcketv]

@Ykhavari  its a great ancient southern word of the south used freely from Ft Campbell to Benning to Bragg of course

[GOWnH3best]

lol he was the first to ETADIK fucking hilarious

[GOWnH3best]

sounds like he is saying eat a dick lamfo



[bitchbang]

@GOWnH3best

That's EXACTLY what he's saying.

[seancul55]

@GOWnH3best No shit?

[mataleao1994]

1) Hit Closed Caption (CC) Button

2) Click Transcribe Audio

3) Watch Video

[gifbox]

And he told me to a ETADIK lmao!!!!

[TheMoncibaiz]

never flag one of your own, will be doing scissor kicks for a long time :)

[smittyleeb]

I loved the ticker at the bottom. "Fort Bragg - Really really really really really hot"

And "no beer? Fuck this I'm out."

[DrMotorDude]

@smittyleeb The ticker was the best part!

[andyjarhead666]

Classic!!!! 

[TTSmylevel97]

15 people are shitbags.

[neohunter1884]

fuckin out standing

[edict1unspoken]

The funny thing is, that's probably all real footage. They just added the narrator, headlines, and CNN thing.

[aromero550]

hahahaha.  ETADIK. That's gotta be the funniest clip I've seen all day!

[marcuscorder]

Love that ticker!!! Special training to help soldiers buy back half their shit! lmao

[Mart1nez69]

Wow i want the one on one trainning.



[RyanXWing]

Reminds me of basic, lol

[flameout12345]

hahaha etadik = eat a dick? HAHAHAHA

[FreeRideAddikt]

@flameout12345 lmfao i thought exactly the same thing :)

[bigfah2506]

"HEY HEY STUPID"

[double2echo]

Of course oriental XD

[captpinchcard]

rofl!!! get their shit back!!!! lol and NO BEER?....roflmao

[knpdyeballarice]

what does he say at 1:22 ?

[amccarthy3950]

@knpdyeballarice "Just flag this world" He's talking to the SF candidate/recruit downrange who must have forgotten to keep his weapon pointed downrange.

[sf10th77]

Cool, the Army has a new recruiting video finally. Ah, the good ol' days will surely be missed.

[brutalray1992]

COME HERE FUCK HEAD...... YEAH YOU FUCK HEAD!!!

[doonc00nslay3r]

Best CNN report ever seen!!! Thats journalism.

[knpdyeballarice]

"fuck you bogger you suck"

[smoku46]

weapon sergeant "most difficult" LOL, hardest are medical and communications specialities. Great motivation speeches, not what I encountered in my army, my army sucks on that one lol. 

[dasurfer0900]

1:35 over and over

[24thHeartless]

lol the fakeness

[Topherpusa]

Funny shit!

[JChristianSchultz]

Funny shit!

Awesome job Bravo committee.

Thanks for sharing.

[EmperorofTerra]

ETADIK :...... XD XD XD XD

[rideHPD]

Who actually made this?

[dwarftn1996]

he told me to etadik

[bP112]

i thought this video was actually a legit cnn story. Untill eatadik lmao.

[dreezy2345]

ETADIK training. hahahahaha

[kevinpempeit1]

haha i love it. i miss the army

[metalwaffle94]

haha this is fake right?

[DunShootPlz]

@metalwaffle94 no shit ....

[bigbrun13]

Anyone who thought for more than 8 seconds that this was actually CNN is retarded. Also, this video is hilarious. I like positive reinforcement.

[DeltaComp]

Haha, this is the kind of stuff I expect from The Onion.

[spike9985]

obviously fake but hillarious

[knpdyeballarice]

"Fuck you Bogger, you suck" haha "yayyyyyyy"

[GenghisKhan22]

they dont talk like that on CNN this is bullshit

[Oxstayne]

"Come here fuck head!" "Come here shit bag!" haha, hilarious. "ETADIK"

Eat A Dick!

[LouieUPS]

after reading the captions i really think this was done by the cadre at the Q course

[ScopedOUT2]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[LouieUPS]

this is funny as hell and i bet its really what happen's in training now of it would surprise me.

[josi19delta]

hahahaha lmfao!!!! ooo man this video is great

[Doofy36]

"Come here Shitbag"

[DivadG66]

Watch the video again only this time read the CNN caption line at the bottom

[Doofy36]

@DivadG66 OMG Never noticed! hahahaha

[bladsnp]

@DivadG66 HAHA Yeah i started reading them i was like wtf!? Its funny though!

[zZrEtRiBuTiOnZz]

@DivadG66 Oh man that's priceless, lol.

[Crombo]

@DivadG66 I watched again to read carefully what it was about... Humm yes... It said alot and many subjects.

Me = ... Wow This is a short video of an epic professionel fail.

((Fuck head... )) Can He say that at least in pashto, or chinese... Humm no! HE JUST SHOWS HOW FUCK HE IS HIMSELF with others even his wife or kids...

no respect = no respect

[orex2702]

99998776 thinks they are stupid cause he does have the balls to go on the front line of the war

[999998776]

GREEN BERETS ARE STUPID FUCKS!

[BustaMonkey1234]

@999998776 when u earn a green beret, no one can tell u shit, their probably one of the best figherts in the world

[knpdyeballarice]

@999998776 why?

[guidedbyvoip]

I see some things never change.

[hewhomakes]

etadik hahaha

[dwarftn1996]

COME HERE FUCK HEAD HEY FUCK HEAD!! "He told me to eat a dick"

[rsrules794613]

the seargent proboly got mad and just made this etadik fake

[rsrules794613]

hella funny

[DevinChief]

haha "the 18 bravo instructors are not the first to eat a dick. colonel david sure was the first green beret to eat a dick!" hahahahahahahahaha

[mellamoramonsalazar]

0:57 "he told me to eat a dick" LOOOOL

[DevinChief]

@lou4brew i know i noticed that too! rofl

[umulamahri]

Hi, Im from CNN and im suiting you for using our logo. Please pay me 1 million dollars.

That's how real this video is

[Happytaco1236]

"suiting?"

I think you mean "sueing."

[Paladin1441]

Hey can you do one of Wally world? or how about a ceremony commerating Camp Rowe's and Pineland's most famous landmark...A place were all SF and Special Ops troops go to meet with the EVIL ONE

[sk8rm11]

i think eatadik is exactly wat it sounds like there saying go eat a dick. but just gave a meening to it. mabe just told that to the cnn guy. but is this part real.hahaha

[BJFARIA]

Eat a dick? Lmao!

[CandyVolcano]

Is this a joke?

[sopmod4x]

sounds like the instructors are having too much fun screaming at the trainees

[scottyi88]

omg it sounds like eat a dick lol hahahahahahaha

[sniper4347]

Funny as Fuck guys...well done.. gave me a giggle here in the sand pit........

[1977F150408]

@sniper4347 Lol sandpit, fuck the quarterdeck. All it is is IT. Incentive PT is nothing but PT nonstop for 15-30 minutes. Its tough but not very many people, squads, platoons, or companies get sent to the quarterdeck. Its usually one person.

[maximusprr]

Thank God because there are people willing to do this, get on a plane to other side of the world , where more than half want us dead and the rest dont give a fuck,deal with what is happening back home,dodge fucking bullets,rockets and God knows what else all for a miserable paycheck come back home loose your fucking job get divorced because your wife can't take it anymore and then be treated like shit because people either think your are crazy and don't give you a decent job.

[gregpasq]

@maximusprr

No one does it for a paycheck, I can assure you....

[notme19782ndbtln]

these guys are fucked up,wow!!!! Love it one of there boys is having fun with this one and who is the chick when they talk about dude eating dicks in sammy land is that the girl friend , x wife ,burned girl friend that got the clap all I know is this shit is funny as hell...

[TheRICHARDRAMIREZ]

Marines are jealous that they can compete with these guys

[kook2222]

1000 marines will shit today, and wipe their ass with green beret.

[mxracer98]

haha thats funny..u have no clue about anything..and why are u gonna talk shit to ur own ppl? marines training is fuckin 10 weeks or some shit..green berets have a pre training that is 3 months and if u pass that then you go on to the actual training which is a year long....99.99% of people in the united states dont have what it takes to be a green beret and that even goes for all you tough guy marines

[kook2222]

I know that, just messin. Couldn't resist saying it.

[PeacefullNative]

IQ has to higher ( im thinkin Forrest Gump..his mom n the principal "you dont say much do you boy") than a marine ..no offense...but really not many guys anywhere respect each other it seems. lol what did Kook 2222 say? I give free hugs to all ex Marines at Ft Campbell :)

[marinesgirll777]

@mxracer98 actually.....marines have 3 month training as well....haha. My fiance is a marine :)

[SQUADLEADER09]

@marinesgirll777

The army has 18 weeks of training, 9 weeks of basic then 9 weeks of job training.

[Demo9237]

okay faggot

[Herlander25]

eat a dick you too

[romeosevendelta]

i think olberman didn't like the way they treated him.lol

[Rudypoopaloop]

"come here fuck head"

"come here shit bag"

hahaha great shit.

[codyLIKESbaseball]

LOL ETADIK. I want to do this or 18c or 13f

[f7eak]

lmfao man they dont much change from basic er ait. gud sfutt. i mean really u think a ds or weapon instructor is gna b nice?? they jus wana make sure u get the point....hooah!

[50kT]

AHAHAHAHAH

[rmc32194]

"come here fuck head" lmao!

[Rangerhalt1]

"To Etadik" LOL! This is my future job. Looks interesting wouldn't you say?

[joey2phillips]

Hooah, my future job.

18X and 18B Here I come!

[MrSirPhase3]

Well, I disagree with some of you. This video is very funny. Get a sense of humor rambo's.

Some of You take life too seriously.

:)

[romeosevendelta]

we just understand that keith olberman needs to etadik.

i'm guessing he didn't like the way we treated him when he covered this story.

note the fact that there were no interviews with the cadre or trainees...

[eagleb30]

Unprofessional faggotry. There's nothing funny about this stupid video.

[deguimerautube]

It's a joke, its not meant to take sleep away form anyone at night, take it easy.

[odinn62]

lol but they forgot shatter dick dickless and dick head

[TheInternetG]

LOL!

[NDulge1]

HeeHee. But seriously. Pelt CNN with rocks if they roll up in your hood. What's that? You want your 15 min. of fame. That's what they're counting on jackass!

[judge6754]

This is shit , it  aint funny, you ass holes

[Caboose91206]

hilarious

[PivotGS]

LOL.

[AlexCell33]

This is fake if you look at the end in the text on the bottom... well just look.

[GenGeorgeWashington]

that was funny...

[sbavojr]

ETADIK!! HAHAHHAH

[luvamoose123]

read the scrolling headlines...lol

[SQUADLEADER09]

11B ftw

[Ryan12592]

Eat a dick!!! hahahahaahahaaha

[vetiraq]

holy shit thats funny.

[bryguyflorida]

hey altanoa your comment about the cadres getting fired for mistreating solders is hilarious because thats all they do i understand this video is fake (cnn reports)  but the cadres really do treat solderis like that especially SOPC babys trust me i know

[sf10th77]

Leave it to CNN to make us look like a bunch of immature, poorly spoken, 'num nuts for those that don't know. Albeit a smoke screen, it was pretty funny though.

[oniblix]

The video was made by the bravo commitee

[Paladin1441]

I knew it! Aint no fuckin way in hell would CNN post a report like that! You guys must've gotten some of the POG's to help out with that didnt you?

[woody3757]

lol thats not real, thats a joke

[fenix760]

lol this is awesome, i'm looking at going 18B

[Beretverde]

Hilarious!

[altanoa]

This is totaly just a made up video for entertainment...............SW­C Instructors are not allowed to do this..........they all would be fired and possibly give extra duty (Art. 15) for mistreating students. This is not allowed!!! I know because I retired from Special Forces. Only for your entertainment!!!

[PsychoDad89]

Stating the obvious ;)

[Jose76890]

umm wow

[usjpmichael]

"ETADIK" sounds like "eat a dick."lol

[yoyoma102]

.........

[thugr0meo]

i think thats the purpose

[hosupd]

no shit sherlock

[boo4lifes]

wow no way! did u figure ou that all by urself????!!!

[EDIDDY3234]

This isn't a real video is it? I mean the training is real, but the commentary and stuff isn't from an orginal report is it!?

[parkour0423]

no, if you look at the text on the bottom of the screen its pretty obvious that its fake.

[dillamilla]

i like how it talks shit about 3 sfg....hahaha.... we should add the 19th and 20th.... now go watch the ranger school promo video...that is some funny shit too

[87stailored]

"No beer? Fuck that I'm gone..."

ahahahahahaha

[thugr0meo]

if you wanna be a pro you gotta leave the beer out

[Splichatysplike]

This made me laugh my balls off. I had to watch this a second time to catch the comments on the scrolling text.

[blablasometin8]

i feel like this is a report out of the onion not cnn

[dabears187]

lol the instructors sound like my football coach. but yea this vid is so funny, how do the trainees not laugh?

[Dragoon91786]

Because if they are stupid enough to laugh they get the fuck beat out of them. The marine corps is even worse. The legion top of the fuck fuck mound. My father went through the latter two, so family experience dictates the order of pain.

[starlight71701]

god bless them all

[Elhersh]

O_O what makes this 18b? looks like regular training for SF.

[ericinghammontevista]

"Fuck you Bogger, you suck!!" :) Hahahahahahahahahaha

[BrawlZero28]

lol this is fake

[BUTTERYSHOTGUN]

he told me to etadick

[IvanSorath]

hahahahahahahahaha

[armywhat]

so despite the hilariousness of this vid, i love those guys hahahaha whats more badass than bein a SF Weaps Sarge?

[ericinghammontevista]

SF Medic Sarge.

[armywhat]

agreed.

[tstc09]

hahaha funny video man. Etadik

[oniblix]

Actually this video was originally made by the Weapons Committee. That being said, How do you think I came in possession of the video? Yeah, I know nothing.... Fuck tard

[HighSpeedPFC]

I know this is a anti-military vid or something like that but this is just too funny!!!

[timur137]

U got to be kiddin me

[infantrypfc]

They were just like my Sergeants in basic!!! I love it! (cept mine were not SF)

[mi96549]

Hahaha... go

ETADIK

[Kestralix]

May I have a download of this clip please?

[sirhulsebus]

Ha ha he eats dick

[kingdeath00]

NO BEER? FUCK THAT I'M GONE.

[holylamp831]

no I wast the first to etadik

[goth0c]

eat a dick lol

[ericinghammontevista]

WRONG!!!!!!!!! It's ETADIK!

[envee10]

I love the news ticker at the bottom, haha.

[Le2pold]

I'm sure I'm not the first to notice this, but check out the ticker at the bottom of the screen. It's worth reading the whole thing. This HAS to have been put together by SF - "3rd Group's special don't ask/put your your skirt back on policy" LMFAO!!!

[dynasticmatt95<]

Fuck you bogger you suck and HE TOLD ME TOO EAT A DICK