Christian Weston Chandler PS3 vs Xbox Response

[Mechacoby]

That poor PS3. At least it has no games that could have witnessed such a vile act.

[Myounage]

JULAAAAAAAY

[mryoshi1221]

oh god im crying because of how scared i am

[eitrig]

Console master race.

[mario64guy]

Sy Borg. Gimme that, gimme that Sy Borg!

If anyone actually gets this reference without looking it up, they get brownie points.

[Koushouyoku]

@mario64guy

Lol, Frank Zappa.

[ADamnSnapple]

My god...this guy brings shame to the PS3 Community!

[JVC1103]

@ADamnSnapple I am with you Damn CWC

[ADamnSnapple]

@JVC1103

The worst part is I have Autism too, but the good part is, I am NO WAY like this manchild.

[eitrig]

Its my sex box!

[TheRfarfa]

yusomad jim cornette?

[Smarkitude]

He stuck his Wii in his PS3.

[RatKing59]

I'm watching Jim Cornette fuck a playstation.

...I'm quite aroused.

[FlikkyFilms]

wasnt his password something like "CrystalWestonChandler" the daughter he wishes to have?

[ZealSeraph]

My PS3 is offended by this video.

[pacmanlover12]

this is why i have an xbox

[ffffuuful]

ARRGH MY EYES!

[Krankhafter]

how will he ever please a woman if he can't even please his PS3

[asukafan133]

i have an xbox and ps3 and i say fuck'em both cause i rock a 32x with the sega c

[hardkoregamer999]

i wonder if all ps3 fanboys fuck their ps3s on a daily basis LOL.

[Shinzu92]

@XPsychoBurgundyX Took you long enough to piece that together.

[KrazyKacophony]

Isnt sex not allowed on Youtube? Guess they found it so funny they left it here. *eye cancer*

[jerryzucchini]

This guy needs to be locked up permanently.

[sirpico123]

jack thadeus aka the troll told chris to hump his ps3 under promise he would return chris`s hacked psn accounts.........doubt he ever got them back

[DoctorLazers]

Yeah! Give it to it hard! Boot the boots to it! Fuck that PS3!!!

[Shinyafreak]

To be honest....I'm surprised he lasted so long without blowing his load

[VengeanceOtaku]

Excuse me while I go into a dark room with this interesting rope with a loop at the end which I so suddenly found right when this video started

-leaves-

[TheJackwagon94]

Having a PS3, all i want to do is rescue that poor thing.... like an abused puppy.....

dam damn damn damn damn ngg jack thaddeus jack thaddeus JACK MUTHERFUKKING THADDEUS arrgh!

[TheJackwagon94]

Having a PS3, all i want to do is rescue that poor thing.... like an abused puppy.....

[TonyBMan]

this dude is near death after 8 minutes of humping a PLAYSTATION 3? he really would have no chance at even fucking a girl, let alone pleasing one, and no, cumming upon entry then falling asleep doesn't count as pleasin.

[TonyBMan]

I'm 21 and what is this?

[23house23]

what is this

[AndrewAnimation12]

I totally wish I was the hacker!

[BoukenCrimson]

All this needs is porn music to make it even more disturbing.

[DukeNukem2020]

6 inch cock? That's not that big. I remember in one chat, when he said he was "big", the girl asked how long he was, he said 5". lol

[elflover87]

Damn, getting tired at 2min? What a terrible lay. >.>

[AssMantis]

3:33 to 3:37 he literally sounds like an 8 year old.

[XuBlax]

whats a tree sisty?

[cactuarlord]

i can watch all the other onse, but this is too much

[Sweetsumthin27]

The sad part is he sounds like he is enjoying it.

[Sweetsumthin27]

The sad part is he sounds like he really is enjoying it. Why the hell is he rambling on about cocaine?

[kaozbender]

i like how he starts sweating

[Garlannd]

@kaozbender

This was like a year ago too. Imagine him trying it now when he is even more obese and out of shape!

Even if he had the opportunity to have sex. I don't think he is physically capable of it anymore.

[bowesy2006]

wat a dick

[CleaveTheDragon]

So why did he do this?

[Garlannd]

@CleaveTheDragon

He lovessss playstation! Its the closet he'll ever get to a woman or sex.

Long story short his PSN got hijacked and chris was too stupid to get it back so they blackmailed him fr a bit.

[Happynuke]

@Garlannd So they blackmailed him into humping his playstation?

[HuskyVerbatim]

I'm afraid to watch the whole thing. It is eight minutes of him humping a PS3 and rambling?

[wellthatwasfunny]

Humping for 8 minutes is a torture? How does he expect to last through sex...?

[Saikloshit]

omg

dis is so hot!!!!!!!!!!11

[jerphunter]

This ps3 is now worth....SHIT! OR!!!!! A million dollars! Your pick!

[KiljanArslan]

@jerphunter Knowing its been around chris its probably unsafe to be within three feet of any human.

[xdragona9x]

Oh that poor PS3... Getting raped by Chris chan...

[dudemannn1]

I got a boner from his pain....

[JayKRiot]

This is why you make your kids go outside! God, they always turn out this caliber of pathetic. It's depressing.

[Garlannd]

He goes outside that's the scary part. He is out there in the wild with your children.

[Shinzu92]

@JayKRiot Oh god if that WAS true every single shut in in america is an epic lulz cow like chris-chan.

[Captain6313]

ya know whats funny when you do a 360 deggre turn it makes you face th Xbox again

[Captain6313]

i feel bad for the ps3 :*(

[hogjawso9]

this guys like a train wreck you dont want to watch but you cant look away.

[jthomasJBA]

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Noisemaze]

Dear Chris,

Please stop failing so hard at life.

kthanxbye.

[gymclasshero88]

chris sony called they want there gaming system back..and sony never has refunds

[JeyGantDTA]

what a fag

[shellkazuma123]

"I LOOOOOVE PLAYSTATION" Oh, Chris, you silly goose.

[rba718]

The absolute saddest thing I have ever seen.

[Garlannd]

You obviously haven't seen the rest of his life.

This was one of his prouder moments.

[rba718]

I've seen a good amount of his stuff, including the sexdoll and the diapers, but this is about as sad. Just sad that he did it for 8 mins and whined and moaned the whole way through it lol.

[n0oneimportant]

It gets worse. Just read about Bluespike and Megan Schroder.......trust me, it'll give you nightmares..

[wellthatwasfunny]

@Garlannd

JULAY JULAY JULAY

[scttscoodoo]

Rofl it truely is...

[DionLaurent1]

Um....Yeah people love to see a overweight man hump a PS3. (Sarcasm) You need to get a girlfriend. But don't be picky. You don't have that luxury. LOL This is not Code Monkeys and you are not Dave. You could pass for Todd. LOL

[Garlannd]

You fail at reading and probably life.

[DionLaurent1]

Actually, you're the one that fail at life. putting up someone elses' video. Yeah you are really living it up. And buy "This is not Code Monkeys and you are not Dave. You could pass for Todd." I was referring to him humping an inanimate object. Just like code monkeys. So you fail.

[Garlannd]

Yeah I guess cause I don't go around quoting movies from like 10 years ago I must fail.

Cool story bro.

[Ringworm1281]

haha mines bigger

[LISANJOHN710]

this guy some fucking psycho lmao

[satanlolz666]

He should not be classified as Homo sapien, seriously.

[BrroDii]

JULAY! JULAAAY!

[IronWinged]

Yeah, if I had a ps3 and my network account got deleted, I would definitely start humping the game system and post it online for all to see, instead of, say, calling customer service.

[Garlannd]

I know, cause fucking the ps3 and singing songs about being okay to be gay totally will bring it back and prove to the world you are STRAIGHT.

[rossthef0x]

yeah no shit...but then again, chris isn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed...

[MasterWyverne]

look at him, he's obviously enjoying it

[mitterryan]

fuckin crackbaby.

[WolfGuy100]

man, he's such a sick fuck.

[Draconis888]

ZOMFG! Is ChrisChan *really* dryhumping his ps3?!?!?!?!?

[Katt92mm]

HETS POTS!!!!!

[WooZackWooAttackWoo]

Does he try to say Xbox Tree Cystie along with replacing every "th" with "d" or is that his autism talking?

[Garlannd]

ye calls it the hex box three cystie. Its not Autism its his bat shit crazy and southern inbred hick coming out.

[WooZackWooAttackWoo]

cappins lawg: stardate september twenney cyst

[ClydesRevenge]

That PS3 is a dude!

[Garlannd]

He probably was plugging "in" to the power slot I'd imagine.

[Persianpudding]

THAT DUDE PS3 IS A SPY

IT'S A HEXBOX

[TyphoonBling]

omfg x.x my eyes

[ChrisChanGame]

Oh god this is the first time I've seen the full version.

[WooZackWooAttackWoo]

translation plz

[10191927]

Ah, Chris obviously enjoys being a puppet.

[daijimin]

;_; why

[10191927]

He's Chris Chan, that's why.