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  • its ironic that the like bar looks like a joint X)

  • if youre reading this comment, scroll up because your missing the video haha

  • @metallicarocks911 i took your advice.

  • thisz song is fucking grate it has hellped me withh all the problems i would of killed my self if it wasent for tools music

  • when* i meant when. :P

  • lol srsly, why was the last time tool wrote a song that could be taken at surface value?

  • E' Michele Misseri! O__O

  • @JumpingRobot ahuauhauhaahu è vero!

  • That snail took that bitch down town!

  • People...for God's sake this song isn't about pot!

  • I love music....I love all types of music and over the years I have grown fond of many bands....Some I still enjoy and some I look back and wonder, "What the fuck was I smoking"....Tool, I will enjoy even when i'm 80 years old

  • your ignorrance proves my point. flick your lighter while i lobby for tax provisions you fuckin worthless piece of shit. shut up and let the adults do the talkin.

  • Cockroaches hate this song. Sponges don't have eyes OR ears, and even they hate it because the salty tears of misery and despair cried by it's victims inevitably require sponging.

  • @jointhemodernworld Why do i feel like you're Maynard and you're trolling everyone

  • @jointhemodernworld Again you speak from experience. Now are you Satan or a stupid cockroach?

  • this video kinda freaks me out! but i love tool, so i'll cope!

  • If you enjoy this song, you will go to hell. It's written in the bible. And you know what you will hear in the lobby of hell once you get there? This song. Played over and over again.

  • @jointhemodernworld sounds like id fit right in \m/

  • @jointhemodernworld sounds good to me!! maybe see you there, you hypocrite!!

  • @jointhemodernworld YES PLEASE.

  • @jointhemodernworld You are a fucking idiot and when you speak of what "hell" is you clearly speak from experience. Yes folks, it's obvious that jointhemodernworld is in fact Satan on a troll! Thumbs up?

  • Epic as fuck!!!

  • god i love that bass guitar..

  • it's not a bad video but I don't think it correctly signifies what the song is about

  • Music is my drug and Tool is my weed. Or my cocaine. Depends, I suppose . . .

  • **ppl

    

  • 1053 have no taste in music whatsoever.

  • You all must have been so high...

  • You obviously aren't good at listening if you're still reading the comments! >:O

  • Can't we all just stop bitching and enjoy?

  • Let us all transend to the next level of existance!

    All we need to do to make our minds completely embrace our bodys so that we are beings of pure consciousness,

    Is post as many ignorent comments on youtube as we can!

    Now ive seen people trying to post intelligent, insightful comments on youtube and I thought I had better put a stop to it before you take us back a step in our spiritual evolution!

    Trust me embrace ignorence....

    After all ignorence is bliss.....

    And we know nothing!

  • curious bout the taste

  • holy shit i never ... scrlol again

  • He told you not to read the comments. Seven daaaayyyssss...

  • WHATCH YU TALKIN BOUT !!!!!!!

  • Them nipples she gots are hawttt

  • IT IS NOT TOO LATE TO CONVERT!! EMBRACE THE Lord AND HIS Noodly Appendage AND SAVE YOUR SOULS FROM SIN!!! ALL WHO ARE NOT DEVOTED PASTAFARIANS WILL BURN IN Noodly HELL AT THE WRATH OF THE Flying Spaghetti Monster!!

  • Stop gumming up the system you dumb potheads. If real change is going to happen, it needs to be done by those that still have a cognitive brain capable of allowing amalgamation and the following capital gains. I smoke pot and of the mindfullness that you hipsters and hippies are gonna prolong the process by creating hurdles your too stupid to understand. YOU WANNA LEGALIZE it, shut the fuck up hippie and let us educated assholes do the work!

  • @jasontlundquist word

    

  • Cool song

  • Com on its a fucking snail... i think stephen hawking can faster than that and hes in a wheel chair!!!!!

  • the video is creeping as fuck

    and i take psychology classes 

  • Don't read the comments

  • @RyanODonnell65 Why I thought they were rather amusing?

  • its funny how the top comment is wrong it is not fully about his garden listen to the fucking lyrics

  • everyone has there own interpretation of a songs meaning its okay, just dont be all fuckin smug about it \m/^-^\m/

  • who cares, what people's personal opinion on what they think this song is about.. who fucking cares!!!!! i came here to jam

  • the best part about this song lies within its vague words; it could have been about any of the things mentioned, from marijuana to opiates to politics. That is a true sign of a good artist is that he gives the audience enough to get their head around it and interpret it in their own way, BUT, it is about ganja, so chill your socks people and smoke a fucking joint

  • I've met a couple smart stoners, but most of them are stupid and smell bad. And highly argumentative. They just LOVE to argue. Did I mention they stink?

  • Why on every good video is there some fucking retarded argument going on. Personally, I blame the pot.

  • @ThePlaces2 I don't. it mellows out people alot more than you think.

  • @ThePlaces2 Please tell me that was just a joke and not ignorance about pot...

  • @aerocmetallica1995 No joke. I find most people who smoke pot try to force their opinions on people and can't let others think for themselves. Pot people are usually highly argumentative.  It's a real downer.

  • @ThePlaces2 Man you need to find some new people!

  • @ThePlaces2 While that is true in a few cases I've experienced, I'd say that your statement's kind of a stereotype; I can only think of one or two stoners that I know personally who are that way (all the others are pretty chill).

  • @ThePlaces2 The "retarded argument[s]" are there to let us all know that not all people indulge in the bud; and that's their pathetic problem.

  • SEEING THEM LIVE TONIGHT IN TOLEDO @ THE HUNTINGTON CENTER...SO AMPED!

  • @CapnNemisis Also, you spelled "think" wrong. Wouldn't point it out, but poor spelling irritates me when I'm stoned.

  • @alexells86 It was 2:00 in the morning! Get off my back! :P

  • Who are 1,053 people to wave their finger? They musta been SO HIGH.

  • bobbalos TROLOLOLOLO

  • puts a new meaning to putting your blood sweat and Tears into your work lol

  • this was released less than a month after the album was released....

  • these guys are the biggest posers EVER!!! maynard can't even hit a pussy ass G. adam jones is pussy ass "guitarist" who can only play on one string. bet he could be a better bassist than the douche they have now. danny carey does shit that my testicles could do blindfolded. imagery is a sad ass excuse for not moving live. what, are they crippled? clearly because this shit is shit. peace out im gonna go listen to nickelback.

  • @urgh2000 Wow... nickelbackk??? Who is the poser now Canadian idiot!

  • @urgh2000 ( )

  • @urgh2000 Wait....are you joking? nickelback hahahaha what a douche.

  • @urgh2000 Its just pitiful that you cant understand music for what it is.

    Instead you demand they explore there instrument's more and bring a circus to the stage. Arogant. Ignorant, Close minded are no doubt phrases your familiar with.

    At the end of the day they might be poser's. They might be pussies and your shriveled up neglected testicles are the better drummer. Listen to the music and appriectiate it.

  • @urgh2000 wow ur an actual arsehole. . . i don't, and I'm sure most other people, don't care whether u listen to nickelback or not. if u want to then that's fine, but don't slag off stuff that u don't like. . . oh and i'll give u this little tit bit of information for free. Tool are more skilled than nickelback . . end.

  • @urgh2000 Stop being a troll and go jack-off to your poster of Chad Kroeger and Shut the fuck up.

  • @urgh2000 Nickelback? Oh God...

  • @urgh2000 This is one of the most stupid comments I've read on "tube"

    You've succeeded as the most massively ignorant troll...Nickelback!? you must be high on feces!

  • I hate how know-it-alls think they "know" what any tool song is about : /

  • for the longest time i thought this was the actual video until i just read the description. it fits the song so well

  • who cares if its about weed or if it aint its a great song and sit back and enjoy a good tune man.

  • I once Lived on a peach but the i took an arrow to the knee

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  • Don't you hate it when this happens?

  • It's about politics bitches, you can even search up some the phrases like piss all over my black kettle.

  • how does anyone know what this song's about? for all you know its about your mother.

  • @barbarianzak how many times do people have to say this? its open for anyone's interpretation . it means what ever you want it to. what it may mean for one person , it may mean something else for another. For me its about a farmers struggle to get his pot growing. gigantic snails , the authorities it all caused him no end of trouble..go figure.. i sure can personalise with that...

  • Very Tool-esque

  • Maynard sounds so different in this song its fucking epic 

  • 1051 People are d-bag lincoln park fans

  • enough with the pot comments listen to the last line of the song!!!!!

  • Im high off The Pot.

  • great song great video..even some of the best director wouldn't have been able to make a video like this unless they smoke some pot........!!!! :D

  • I hate how all the stoners thing this song is about weed : /

  • @CapnNemisis Maybe cuz it is??? Or mainly id say its about how the government and how they want to control people with laws and regulations..

  • @CapnNemisis me too its not about weed its about being a dumb hypocrit

  • @CapnNemisis It is about weed hahaha read the lyrics

  • @CapnNemisis I feel like this song kinda has more than one interpretation; but i personally see it as a stab at the judicial systems' hypocrisy regarding marijuana.

  • @CapnNemisis Its main focus is hypocrisy, but it's not like it doesn't contain references to weed. It's called "The Pot"..."you must've been high"..."GANJA? PLEASE!"

  • @CapnNemisis I hate how non-stoner think that all stoners think that this song is about weed. Just cus we smoke pot doesnt make us stupid; Im sure most of us get the song's message. If I really wanted to listen to a song about weed I'd play Afroman's 'Because I got High' or Sublime's 'Smoke 2 Joints'. If I wanted to listen to really good music that has strong messages then thats when Tool comes into play. But I'm sure you knew that already Mr.-Know-It-All

    Sincerly,

    A Stoner

  • @DividedIStand80 Hm... I really shouldn't have to point this out.. But smoking weed DOES make you stupid. The fact that you willingly willingly break the law to inhale plants inside of you is kinda stupid.

  • @CapnNemisis False statement you ignorant piece of shit. You probably haven't smoked bud in your life, so you have no clue. I have been smoking for 5 years and i made straight As through highschool. it's not weed that makes you stupid, that's the stupidest thing i've ever heard come from another human being. Learn your facts before you go posting shit on youtube.

  • @zihayr don't be a dumbass he never said weed you a retard retard

  • @CapnNemisis Let me point out to you that Ive been using pot for almost 20 years and Im currently enrolled in a university to become an engineer in architecture. I reside in a state that has allowed it to be used in a medical sense and inhaling it is NOT the only way to use it. If there is ANYTHING that makes me STUPID is stooping so low to explain this to an individual as yourself. Apparantly, ignorance has made you STUPID. Do yourself a favor and spark up a fatty and open your mind.

  • @CapnNemisis No I don't.

  • @CapnNemisis because weed is good lol

  • ok but the song makes it look that speaks of the weed ;)

  • @CapnNemisis i'm a stoner and i know it's about the bullshit justice system, etc...

  • @ClassicRockMan95 i bet you don't even know what your talking about kid

  • @MrBlackred47 well... given maynard's anger around the time this song was written i would assume its about the justice system. he hints at it when he says "kangaroo" or whatever. but there's honestly no way to persuade you even if i point out that cozened pretty much means deceived and indigo is the colour of prosperity

  • @ClassicRockMan95 the reference is to pocket goverments or marsupilles, but nice try. My advise is to put down the drugs and do some critical thinking. If ever you want to emulate an artist, please remember that 99% of them access that part of their brain sober. Get it together wastoid

  • @jasontlundquist too long didnt read...

  • @jasontlundquist here's where you are wrong:certainly more than your claimed 1% of artists imbibe in some mind altering substance or other.get your head out of your ass.

  • @CapnNemisis

    The hate is mutual.

    Sincerely, All The Stoners

  • @CapnNemisis its a pot leaf?

  • @CapnNemisis I hate how you hate stoners. shut up.

  • @CapnNemisis when its actually about Hippocracy

  • Chuck Norris approves

  • 13,883,441 views so far

  • It's sad that some videos on youtube get like 1,000,000,000 hits, no need to mention the doucebags name and all the good bands do not even get a 1/4 of hits.

  • @todd8333 not tool : D

  • Smokin' it right now! Goin' to the Dallas show! HELLYEAH!

  • Guy in the video is trying so hard to be emo. :3 Nice video though. This is one of my favorite songs from TOOL! I must've been high... D:

  • watching them now in dallas

  • Maynard has such a beautiful voice, this has to be one of my favourite Tool songs

  • fuck yeah!

  • They kick ass seen them in agusta main BEST SHOW I HAVE EVER SEEN!

  • at the end there is hantai

  • salt would help

  • Who are you to wave your finger?

    You must have been outta your head

    Eye hole deep in muddy waters

    You practically raised the dead

    Rob the grave to snow the cradle

    Then burn the evidence down

    Soapbox house of cards and glass so

    Don't go tossin' your stones around

    You must have been high

  • awesomeface at 2:00 XD

  • I've been listening to music for 85 years - give or take a decade or two -

    My grandchildren played this music of "Tool" many, many songs...

    All I can say in 21st century terms is..."their music simply kicks ass!" Trend setters like Sinatra, Miles, Elvis and the Beatles.

    And this includes that gentlemen Maynard(?) other band(?) Puscifer...my goodness!

  • @seymourschmeltz i hope u realy have been listenin for this long, i wishmy prets had yur kind of open mindedness regardin music as i do

  • @TheHoleWhereLoveWas Yes, music has been my life. More importantly, it has and continues to save my life. I wish I had parents like me also :[

  • I started listening to tool at age 5 ten years ago. Found them by me self too.

  • This song is too good!

  • i see them tomorrow live

  • @benczar3 same here

  • Dear Maynard J.K. Sorry for pissing all over your black kettle, i was very high at the time. Yours Daniel.

  • Mrpeanut1775@ I wanna go to that concert so badly I dont have the money and its sold out  :(..

  • Damn whata song ... I'll Be there Saturday at verizon grand prairie TX to see em

    Live... Anybody else?

  • it takes me days after listning to tool to repair my mind

  • Magnets, How do they work?

  • 13 mill views and 28 thou comments. impressive. for an unofficial video that makes it  legendary. im sure Tool would have seen it, how can you miss it , and once again , the fact that its not official would be right up Tool's alley - they love satire and they love Bill Hicks (dedicated a whole album to him they did) hey prehaps they do have something to do with this vid...ok know im confused... im off to smoke a joint...

  • @pagandude1 *26 903 comments ;P

  • @pagandude1 this is on my playlist so more than likely the large number of unclaimed views are mine

  • @pagandude1 its a french cartoon bro

  • @pagandude1 We ToolHickers smoke to much pot ^^

    Gotta take em down man!

    greetings from sweden.

  • @Ludd3332  and greetings to you too from New Zealand . Hope your pot tastes as sweet there as it does down here...

  • @pagandude1 Yeah, using it medically atm, tough it is illegal the debate is very much on the table as long as we get in there, very hard with religious tzars tough...

    It's a small bitternes in the taste because of the shunning....

    I hate that...

  • @pagandude1 genius video, indeed

  • This is some weird stuff it went from a man crying to grow his plants to giant snails to one of the snails raping a ginger

    Weird

  • How high?

    

  • @exercez Not enough!

  • I've seen enough hentai to see where this is going to o_ò

  • @DropTheGun234 too bad this isnt even Japanese baka, someone needs to go back to school.

  • @TheRealKingOrochi Haha I was thinking about these comments.. are you sure this is not japanese? The end did really remind me of tentacle rape hahaha.

  • @XRedxEyedxWandererX just proves how immature your brain is.

  • @TheRealKingOrochi you are a smartass just because I made that observation you don't need to get all pious.

  • @TheRealKingOrochi youtube comments iz serious business derp

  • free masonic music for all

  • why isn't this the official video? it's way more than good enough to be. Adam Jones would be proud.

  • 1,046 don't smoke pot.

  • @jameswhitingfish i dont smoke and i freaking love tool!! \m/

  • *trippppiiiingggggg :)

  • if voting changed anything it would be illegal

  • This is a Tool to open your mind.

  • T[][]L 

  • This video is just as weird as the official ones so whats the difference? (still good) lol

  • OHMYFUCKING GOD I JUST love this video

  • you must have been?

  • @conborzzzz HIIGGGHH MUTHERFUCKEERZZ!!1

  • so high

    

  • ✝☮☮ℒ

  • Love it!!