World's biggest lapdog!!!

[skankopotomus]

hahaha that's adorable

[shorttelove03]

Aww :D you have a beautiful dog!

[AdrianLogan88]

lmao I know this one. Buggers think they are toy-sized by how they cuddle. Are good company in the winter though when it is cold lol. like biological heaters they are. Mine is around 220 and LOVES sitting on you lol. Does yours act up like a 4 year old and plop down limp? lol. Not sure if that is common. I just drag him when he does lol, make him realize I can handle him just fine no matter his size.

[XoDomiii]

I have a saint bernard myself, and he is much larger than this one, and mine is only 180Ibs

[joeyjerker1]

I mean a big enough dog to cause issues when they do think theyre a lap dog,but I dont believe the 240 either.Sorry camera angles,reference points? Why not just do a 10sec clip in a differnt location with ur girl standing close?Shut me and all naysayers up.

Its a 150-175,my guess is 150,so 175 is generous

[shinichi1975]

可愛いなw

[MattModist]

As a point of reference to those of you giving a rat's ass about the actuall weight of my pup... yes he is 237.5 lbs per the vet record. It may be the camera angle, etc... but as a point of reference I'm 6'1" and 190 in the pic. And regardless... it's just a funny vid of my monster. Way to take yourself way to seriously d-bags!

[picosee]

awww a man and his dog.soo cute

[Xoletta]

OMG that is so CUTE!!! Both the dog AND the guy!!

[FAINALMONSTER]

i feel happy :)

[takingxover]

Awwwww, what a cute dog. =]

[daninopanties]

This is sweet!

[okayden69]

nice try thats your wife get her back in the kitchen

[TheCanmadman]

i would rather see a video of the bulldog that u can see for a short time in the video.... Btw one of my AmBulldogs has 130 and is just a little bit smaller than your st. bernard, so i dont believe the 250....

[gingersnapz28]

Doser is an adorable dog! He looks like such a sweetheart!

[ookyle47oo]

First thing i thought when i saw this was yea hes no where near 250. My American Bulldog is 110 and just turned a year old, and hes not that much smaller than this dog

[kittylovskakuzu]

i want one now!

[gurungmadan]

can i eat it?

[FacePaintedClown]

LOL I saw this on ebaums.

[jello934]

what kind of dog is that?!

[friskedkitty]

He's 240 pounds? Really?

He's so cute ;)

[NeedMoSkrilla]

@friskedkitty As an owner of several St Bernards over the years I can tell you this dog is no where near 240 pounds. A more realistic number for this dog is 160 pounds, tops. Either their scale is broken or the owner has a small schlong.

[fantasmablee]

@NeedMoSkrilla Who cares?

[NeedMoSkrilla]

@fantasmablee I don't like dishonest people, have a problem with that?

[fantasmablee]

@NeedMoSkrilla ok sr, when the weight of a dog change the world or change the meaning of the video (which I think is just showing the affection of a dog and his master), maybe then, i care.

[NeedMoSkrilla]

@fantasmablee I really don't give a shit whether or not you care about it, ok sr?

[fantasmablee]

@NeedMoSkrilla How rude :'(

[Rybell115]

Seen bigger

[senseij7]

Dogs..They really are man's best friend :]

[hlane751]

I want that dog!!

[RJOPhoto]

GIMME THAT DOG

[KandJForever11]

@MissCedarbridge1 dogs have cleaner mouths than humans ...

[NxFals]

@KandJForever11 False, not true.

[Beatnikzombie]

So cute. He's a cuddly boy.

[Blackrosereaper]

Now who would hate this video?

[midnightflower11]

ok thats just fucking adorable ^o^

[MissCedarbridge1]

did that bog lick him dam and dogs eat shit ewwww

[imtokey]

love it. big dogs rule!

[trent8002003]

Ohhhhh......so sweet!

[Foxhaven2482]

good lord that dog is the couch and i thought my black lab was a big lap dog but he is only 127 lbs.your dog takes the cake my friend

[Beatnikzombie]

@Foxhaven2482 I bet he'd take two cakes if he had the chance!

[MattModist]

@Beatnikzombie And a steak, and anything else you fed him! LOL

[fenrirgg]

The dog's head is bigger than his!

[jodascerote]

Pretty COOL video!

[bsfilippi]

THAT'S ADORABLE

[TheLiftking]

@goldygordy4, go throw yourself of a bridge into path of a 16 wheeler, you know you want to manic depressive.

[LukeSidler2005]

Awww, that's cool. I want a big lap dog now. lol

[TheLiftking]

my st bernards bigger than that, his necks 30", he`s 38" to shoulder and he`s only 8 month old, guiness book of records i think, your dog is gorgeous though.

[goldygordy4]

@TheLiftking ah so you're one of those annoying people who has to top everything. fuck off you cunt. your dog is probably an ugly poof.

[Jsmith12292]

Holy Fuck, I want one !!!

[raymex]

Is that short for Bulldozer, dog is huge.

[MattModist]

@raymex Dozer because all he does is sleep and doze stuff over! LOL



[SleepyDancer]

Saints are the best lap dogs!

[crzdbiker]

6 people need a lap dog.

[Piriathy]

...so you trained a giant dog to jump on you? LOL not the wisest thing to do but VERY cute!

[dougow]

for a second i thought the video was filmed by the girlfriend referring to her bf as the 240lbs of drool and love .. lol

[Leowen2]

You a lovely daddy.

[madamebleu99]

OMG Mine does the same thing. He thinks he's a Chihuahua. <3

[bsfilippi]

THAT'S REALLY CUTE

[greenapplelane]

i like how the bully moved further away from the couch when dozer was calle.

[MattModist]

@greenapplelane Bruno... the bully, always get's the hell outta the way when dozer comes sliding across the tile! LOL

[66countrygirl11]

Dozer's not the lap dog. YOU'RE the lap dog.



[futuremsfarmar1]

i busted out laughing. this is soooo cute. i love this.

[sawalak]

too cute........

[Alicesonbbw]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwww thats all i can say guy pretty cute to lol

[AnimeNox]

I want that dog. Just saying.

[Dhooks32]

awsome dog. but 240 lbs?

[glowworm2]

Too cute when the giant dog showed up!

[TinTiger81]

Awwww! So cute, can I borrow him?

[MilicaJedrilica]

I was like "Hmmm, what kind of a dog is going to jump on the guy?" Never expected a St. Bernard, just expected a fat dog. Dozer is awesome :-) Thanks for sharing!!

[jamesfisk1970]

lol, i bet you go through couches regularly, with that massive huggable puppy snuggling up to you :-D

[gourrythecrazy]

5 people don't have souls.

[WaTcHxThExRePlaY]

Same way with my Saint Bernard, Grady. Awesome breed.

[Aeupaa]

its not lab!!

[pianolove72]

awwww thats soooooo adorable! your never too big to be a lap dog

[BrenanBoychuk]

Aww What a good dog!

[jkreyes12]

i love that he called him bug a boo

[blackasphyxia0]

what kind of dog is that?

[mil3yf4n09]

Hahahahaha I have one of these! :D he weighs 255lbs lol And if i do say so myself he is a lap dog lol considering he knocks me down and then lays on me xD

[Merrida100]

Man you are rock solid.

[Dameka247]

Goodness! That is a big baby.



[snozzletheadorable]

AWWWWW!

[DoggysZz]

haha that so cute!

[indy1110]

:-D How sweet! At first I heard Gozer, like the deity from Ghostbusters and thought "how great". But Dozer's good too ;-p. Sweet dog and guy. ^^ Thanks for sharing video.

[slugbug73]

thats soooo cute!!! i love saint bernards!!! <3

[indie4life23]

paw in the crotch?

[abraham66]

It's so good to hug a dog :)

[robinjonk]

awh i wish my dog did that

[chiaramon]

I love guys who love dogs.

[bckennels]

awww!!

[Katleecruz75]

Makes me miss my St Bernard I had growing up. Such a lovable breed.

[Amitaryanify]

Love that Cute Pie

[joycechu1963]

this video makes me want to have one!!!

[MCARRMUSIC343]

His ribs had to have gotten broken at least once.

[guitarandstyle1]

AHahaha that dog is awesome :)

[brittyBEARlol123]

crossing your arms and acting cool doesnt really make you seem cool.......

[Skullkid12349]

what is a lapdog exactly

[sdscpa11]

thats cute

[KetsuekiKyuubi]

AKAMARU!?!? o.o

[HaloxReachxGirl]

@KetsuekiKyuubi

You just made my life. xD

[KetsuekiKyuubi]

@HaloxReachxGirl  i'm glad :3

[emproft]

awww, that is one cute dog!

[LezzieT16]

im pretty sure i'd do the same thing the dog did. ;)

[muggyruggy]

he looks like vinney on Jersey Shore, lol

[ajaksbackpac]

You shouldn't let bears in you're house bro

[boogiedwnlatina]

beautiful dog!

[Raidfreak]

Saaay.. *gasps for breath* Hi, *gasp gasp* Dozer. Lol.

[boilerboy]

If it wasn't for the big poop factor, we'd go for a Saint.

[sicpher]

for the first 8 seconds i thought he was the lapdog, lol

[MADDOG6400]

".. come here buggy-boo." LOL!

[arfiedoggie]

good baby...dozer..u r a good baby!

[geektar03]

How much was that horse?

[wannabe771]

OMG, how CUTE!!!

[rthefish]

Betch it hurts if he land on your goolies...

[QueenAkela]

That was a mighty leap, haha... 240 bounding pounds!

[MySweetParadigm]

i just clicked cuz of the guy hehe

[MsBooda77]

awwwwww dat sooooo sweeeeeeet

[ThePianopaws5]

AIRBORN!

[SuperSkeletonGirl]

I've seen great danes try to climb on their owner's shoulders.

[AmieB2005]

This video was waaaaay too short for me :(

[Dude8846]

what kind of dog is that??

[blankmindedthoughts]

@Dude8846 saint bernard

[Kaluvill]

Damn that's a huge dog. I want one.

[brandoncoe500]

That's gotta be so nice.

[hairyscotman]

One happy dog...he is loved...

[bdenisep]

Very cute....good doggy Daddy :)

God bless

[hfurjiskkr5]

I wan;t one

[aliskydiver]

Awesome!



[The93perpetual]

He got a boner...

[1984inzeo]

I want a St B, what are some adive that you can give me?

[Meriamfunlandagain]

GO DOZER! What a fluffy lovey dovey giant!

[xohnoamonsterx]

Adorable! The dog is cute too:)

[Danman42194]

LOL i was expecting it to be a bullmatsiff but a saint bernard is even bigger thats hilarious

[boiragirules]

i would not want him jump on me like that when my tummy is full with food..hahahaha..the dog is adorable. 

[kuechenhex]

sooo sweet. i love saint bernard. i have one. and i love him sooo much.

[BardicSp00n]

Daaawwwhaawww <3

[alyzu1]

Cyoote!

[Lonestarry]

How adorable is that???!!!!! Dozier is fabulous and gorgeous and obviously loved very much. But doesn't it hurt....just a little...when he jumps up on your stretched out belly like that? You are both adorable. I'd gladly adopt you both. LOL

[FerFer1958]

I love this video.

[Trund27]

What a BEAUTY!!!!

Dogs are the best

[savage8008]

LOL this is awesome

[SHSFB79]

Three people have no souls.

[themanitasdeplomo]

Funny how he just cannonballs himself down!

[AmityxxAce]

HOLY CRAP THAT DOZER IS HUGE.

And so furry and fluffy and adorable and cuddly and loving and sweet and happy and cute and oh my God I wanna snuggle him too!

It's great to see people taking care of their four-legged children ;)

[Trund27]

@AmityxxAce Excellent comments! My thoughts exactly

[Bfdidc]

There was a lady who I used to see at a nearby dog park who had a Great Dane who was a lap dog. It was pretty funny to watch.

[Trund27]

@Bfdidc LOl!

[chocobreadpudding]

i will so need this in Boston during winter!

[pojo205]

mans best friend... proven once again.

[urilcamm]

cute!!! Dozer will keep you warm

[hasjtrackers]

3 Chihuahua's watched this vid

[aussome150]

@hasjtrackers thum whore

[TashaLianneX]

It's bigger than me!

[Zylpia]

Lol!! Remembers me that my Saint Bernard did that with my father in law. She was so happy to see him and started to run and jump on him on the cough!

[mnelson6688]

first reaction......holy crap!!!!!!!!!!!!



[goldobsession]

so sweet

[Beachbabe6227230]

I just died from the cuteness.

[Sahadi420]

fucking awesome.

[Cinedragon]

Awww! And I thought a newfie hanging over your legs was heavy!

[ygina55]

awwwwww.... x2.

[StylinGurl1]

all i have 2 say is awwwwwww

[Penguinscanfly8467]

lol his name is dozer

[51Saffron]

What a beautiful dog! Love St. Bernards.

[hoospoodles]

dozer rocks

[DRTMaverick]

Jebus he's huge! I bet he's a big lover tho!

[musicismyaddiction32]

i love saint bernards

[SULFUR4UDeATHbYMeta1]

omg i have the same dog and its name is dozer :D

[MegaGojira3000]

I want the Dog with the gray Shorts und white T !

[weirdone17]

i have a female saint bernard who does that all the time lol.... and ouch....

[jen02340]

I WANT ONE :( i ve a shih tzu

[xtinaaguilera69]

omg thats soooo cute!

[rugra1000]

our bernese moutain dog is like that though she thinks she is the size of a yorkie and was even scared by one and it was a pupp and she's 4

[looloorex]

a gentle giant - love him !!!!