who do you think you are kidding mr klinsmann

[jrml2009]

i would rather lose in a football than a war

2 wars.

[MWcrazyhorse]

I enjoy watching english football ignorance. I know it is just fools fueling the masses. But boy must the knowledgable english feel ashamed.

[RainerZufall1986]

4-1!

[admiralnelson80]

1954 ger-hun, 1966 eng-ger 1972 ger-sowj 1074 ger - ned 1980 ger- belg (three titles in 10 years) 1982 ital-ger 1986 arg-ger 1990 ger-arg (three times in wc final!!) 1992 den-ger 1996 (yeah) ger-cze 2002 bra-ger 2008 esp-ger AND ENGLAND HAS ONLY GOT ONE FINAL.......

[admiralnelson80]

World and euro champion history: germany 12- england 1 !!!!!! counted on partizipations in finals since 1954....any questions?? so..psssssssstt

[captain2ahab]

Achtung ! Surrender ! For you ze World Cup 2010 iz over! HAHAHA Regards from Germany!

[tweakguard]

GERMANY HAVE NO ONE HAHAHAHAHA. COME ON ENGLAND THIS IS THE EASIEST GAME YET SURELY

[tweakguard]

@Gaviin11 Fair play. We got raped. Germany made us look like little girls. I'm disgraced and embaressed to be english right now.

[rowancboi17]

come on england!!!!!!!!!!

[captain2ahab]

england-germany on sunday. WAHAHAHAHA. It is so much more than just a game.

I dont care if argentine kicks us out as long as we beat england

[JakeCollinson]

GERMAN TWAT

[thumarat]

german 3 world cup 3 euro winner

but england only  1 world cup winner it look like 43 years ago

[fleming140]

@thumarat yeah but we have 2 world wars as well haha

[blondschopf2007]

I´m german too. I think this song is so funny. Especially when I think about the english team. Well, Mr. Klinsmann had kidded you. lol

[crazytascha1012]

this song should be deleted

i'm german and i can't believe what british people think about...we're not in the 1940s and for the love of god there is no hitler anymore

so why can't you just look around to find out how it's today???

[musicalsimsy]

this is just a joke though isn't it? it's not widespread British opinion at all.

[kanenkitten]

Well when you were chosen to host the world cup and when you saw that England qualifyed you knew you'd get us referring to the war at every chance

[JakeCollinson]

@crazytascha1012 Are you stupid, it's just to poke fun at. The song "Who do you think you are kidding mr hitler" was created in the 70's for a tv show theme. This prroves how much you know.

[degsy1965]

brilliant song i adore everything to do with football

[TehAlex2310]

one ballack > english team

[Sheva270788]

jürgen is only got one ballack :_))))

[Arschpenisfotze]

i am happy and proud of to create this conversation about 2 years. THANK YOU!

[kopiteman]

Thanks for putting this video on. Its amazing!!

[Hanke607]

Bobby Moore's passed,but Beckenbauer's still alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[captain2ahab]

In which group is England in this 2008 Championship? DEUTSCHLAND EUROPAMEISTER 2008

[JakeCollinson]

i belive they wre in the qualyfying group of f or e i forgot intrets, once i knew you germans were threw.

[ForumiJUAJ]

Better to be home and with no hope, then in the Final and humiliated!

[cheekyskyrose]

its true i h8 football

[Loyalbrox]

Another pathetic England World Cup anthem - only outnumbered by their pathetic World Cup performances ! Of course that warmongering prick Churchill had to be in there as well...poo(r) !

[imperialbritain]

ak i am so anoyed it vud nvr ov bn diz in nazi europe hahaha u might of beat us in the world cup but we beat you in both world wars

[BEAVIShehecool]

you won thanks to the united states, volltrottel

[Gitarrenwichtel]

Fuck England

[tyren14]

not only intelligent but mature:) good response u fuckin cunt

[chad294]

yeah fuck england.

i liked the 7 July 2005 London bombings. really funny!!!

more bombings pleace. the're too many english freaks living

[HoppiDeHop]

@chad294

screw you idiot you suck

hope they bomb you next time you freak

[texantillidie24]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Wow, the guy who wrote this should feel like a fool. Klinsi wasn't kidding anybody, and he only needed one Ballack to win 3rd. England sucks Deutschland is good end of story.

[tyren14]

cough cough, i laugh at u england haters! this is just a song and its touched a nerve obviously, ENG-O-LAND ENG-O-LAND 2 world wars!

[tyren14]

and 1 world cup!

[ashccfc1]

vy do u av 2 tlk about dee varr lol

soz ad 2 say it

[sharpanator]

the result of this video was England out of world cup2006 and Germany 3rd. England not qualify for Euro2008, see you in 2010 (maybe) :)

[sharpanator]

lol what a rubbish, Jürgen has not only Ballack, he has Friiiings,Laaaahm,Schweinsteii­iiiger,Kloooose,Mertesacker,Po­dolski

happy EM2008 by the way with your Rooneys,Lampards and Ferdinands :)

[bordshat]

@sharpanator

It's referring to the song "Hitler has only got one ball".

[sharpanator]

i dont know such a song but i guess Klinsmann has two balls.

[biggermac1984]

Always nice tae see the english embarrassing themselves

[degsy1965]

i love this song

[pflips]

Welcome England to EM-Cup 08

[whitewolf1963]

Very funny! Good banter! :)

[macprozac]

doing a funny vid is one thing. coming up with the same old war thingy over and over again for years and decades another one.

meanwhile it has even become another century, that's why it starts to appear really mentally noxious.

even most germans, who could long be offended with it, are meanwhile simply bored.

[SoccerTOM123]

why is he ur background pic then? ur a moron!!!

[germanize83]

Jürgen, hast only got one Kuranyi and Pander, Jürgen, tralala... nice video!

[Arschpenisfotze]

Beckham has a nice voice. Wouldnt he not better do in a boyroup?

[Arschpenisfotze]

ha,ha. we beat everyone fucking up in your country. you have generally a big mouth, but no power in any sense. ich lache nur noch über euch gelbzähnigen insel-insest-inselaffen!

[chappers1887]

you are chatting shit. No power England and the whole of the U.K is more respected than Germany is. If you're not electing mad men to government you're sending david hasselhoff to many number one records.

[Arschpenisfotze]

Hehe. I love youtube. my first statement and the response.

[kipfunke]

As an Englishman it's so difficult to watch this rubbish. It's hurting my brain. As good a song as 3 Lions was it has spawned roughly a dozen shockers like this from arseholes who think that patriotic people will make them a bit of money. Vile.

[ufarmer]

Englands the only country tht counts they should hav won everytime jst cheating foreigners tht cant play fair is the only reason we dont win so fuck u all ENGLAND FOR THE WIN !!!!!!!!!!!

[Tscharlz]

1966 and this one unimportand win (not even in a tournament) 1:5...that is all?! That´s all!!!

Poor... ;)

[boymonk]

people seem to be forgetting the 5-1 trashing in Germany

lets wait and see who wins the game coming up

[Tobias83ausmdorf]

muhahaha. Even in your new shiny Wemley you cant beat us. And that was just our third team.

PS: 3 WORLD CUPS!

[Siverwolve]

hey, i´ve watched the game....and a germany won...!?

[altma]

Football is a simple game: 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans always win.

(c) Gary Lineker

[Chegg0r]

FUCK ALL ENGLISH!

[gertb]

Totally agree, not only English but all the fucking island. Only DFB, every body know how England got the World Cup in 1966. Germany or Deutschland: 11 times in World cup semifinal, 7 final, 3 cups (should be 4 if Scotland yard wouldn't stole it). 5 times in europian cup final, 3 cups (they should be 4 if Denmark haven't stole it) . It's mathematical based on the name Germany. Don't forget you are our wee!!!

[BuffySummers82]

OMG regarding the last world cup that video is ironic at its best. AWESOME I laughed my ass off. One Ballack was enough + one Lehmann, Mertesacker, Lahm, Metzelder, Friedrich, Schneider Frings,Schweinsteiger, Podolski and of course Klose to be FAR better as you in the last WC...AGAIN. Some things never change huh :P

But well you have won 5-1 six long years ago against us. Thats something to be proud of xD.

Anyway great vid, love the british humour

[alxbencini]

Its funny.. lol parody of Dads Army..but lets face it.. In history.. Germany have always been a better team.. The Cups prove it.. and 2002.. 2nd.. 2006.. 3rd.. lol and The Brits have never been good at penalties :D except for HARGREAVES..:D who play (ed) for BAYERN! :D LOL :)

[littleme666]

Funny, but last time I checked the German team was better than England's

[budwiesner]

This is a great video. The country that more or less invented the game, has one world cup and zero Euro Champs, awsome eh. Deutchland uber alez!!!!

[WilkoDCFC]

Remember this, was gutted when the BBC forced them to take it down for copyright or something

[Groovydave1973]

just great to see England missing all those penalties.

[longman6]

i dunt kno whether ur grerman or not ''nadinewithflowers'' but if u r, hu da fuk r u 2 call me racist wen ur shitarse country fukin promoted facism!!

[NadineWithFlowers]

I dunt kno whether u can actly spk r writ english "longman6" but you are being racist again and your team is still not winning anything LOL

[longman6]

nah Nadine, i dont class it as racism towards germans..because in my books you shouldnt even exist

[BuffySummers82]

sweet someone still living in 1940 here...and guess what: ITS NOT ME!! lol, what an unbelievable bullcrap. Maybe you should stop reading your outdated books and try to see what life is today, hmm? Oh please get some brain, would ya o_O

[cassopeia16]

geiles video : )

it's fascinating!

The best English player (WM 2006) was Owean Heargraves who plays for Bayern Munich.

if you want to see something very funny, look for the Cordoba video where Germany wins against Germany!!

[longman6]

we may not have won the world cup, but im proud of us english, cos we play with so much passion and pride, and never dive like you dirty shits...in my opinion germany should neva exist no longer, try replacing 8 million innocent jews b4 u start slagging us of u twats!

[NadineWithFlowers]

Is that Jews or Iraqis these days? And how are war and football related you little racist? LOL

[Pimpelhuber]

man, if you have to go 62 years back to find something bad about germany.... by the way, it was 5 million jews. big difference between 5 and 8

[longman6]

nah m8...6 was an estimation, but dey fink it was much more..so bout 8 million!

[albanianx]

WTF??? Germany is not Italy dude, what the fuck are you smoking? Germany doesn't dive for 1, and for 2: germany plays ATTRACTIVE FOOTBALL, not DEFENSIVE FOOTBALL THAT PUTS PEOPLE TO SLEEP like england and italy....

[BenediktXVII]

can sb. send me the video!its great^^!

[Liannaaa]

Klinsmann obviously did a better job...sorry GB!

[Liannaaa]

Klinsmann obviously did a better job...sorry GB!

[madmaeckes]

im german, but my relatives come from gb, so i like both teams very very much. but if the eagle plays against the three lions, ill cheer for GERMANY !

[tedesco86]

even though I am German, I like this video. however, I only like it because of its irony. they are making fun of us...but actually, it is the "Krauts" who always win. all your "5:1 - and even heskey scored" chants cannot offend us because we have won our third EC in the wembley stadium...the very same klinsmann lifted the trophy with the schwarz rot golden "Spielführer"-armbinde on his left arm...

Danke für diese schönen Momente!

[Kingloveland]

yeh but we won WW1 and Ww2 so take that

[cassopeia16]

boys, be nice ;)

Two World Wars against four World Cups is not that bad ;)

[NadineWithFlowers]

The Yanks won them for you you mean? LOL you English are very funny

[bierschinken1]

ohweia, your willi becomes bigger?

this was not my war and not my "führer" but your stupid, common and uneducated people can´t ever belive that

[Kingloveland]

Shut up u sausage eating nazi, I see you and ur sought are still predukiced aganst people who are differnt. U r a just 1 big saddo

[BuffySummers82]

OMG whats this? Please learn to write proper english first..then try to insult, lol

[Pimpelhuber]

yes, and we went further than england this years, and even lahm scored :-p

[Rollz123]

dude germany would only need one player to beat england and Germany has alot of great players (the whole team!)

[kyusshicks]

typical england hyping its own football game but as usual not delivering...Germans are just better at football...

[sirbushytail]

have america ever won the world cup

[skegvegas06]

I wish there was a World Cup of humour cos we would win it every time and Germany wouldn't even get past the qualifiers on this evidence.

[mahmoud1972]

Most of the people don't have any humour. There has been a song about hitler. "hitler has only got one ball" which means testicle.

"Jurgen has only got one ballack" is really brilliant. finest british humour.

[crusader1215]

hitler has only got one ball, the other is in the Albert Hall....classic

[emsmaps]

This song is symbolic for your country. Still not over the fact that the USA saved your ass twice and Germany not only has a stronger economy then the UK but also plays better football.

The song should actually go ..

Jürgen, one Ballack is enough

to send the Tommys back to the rough ...

[imabloke]

that's cold sunny boy blokeman has a new enemy

[Haishinlu]

Kick Ronney out and England will win= =

Germany did so much better, dude.

And this song makes no sense to me. Only one Ballack?

What about Klose. He's got the golden adidas shoe!

Beckham was nothing but sick. Ronney was a brutal fag.

And you guys are expecting to win? Not this time, not next time, never!

[Gottabemichelle]

Indeed!

[DauntlessRam]

Kelly, a bit of banter never hurt anyone. This video is just a bit of light-hearted humour that some people can't get the hang of

[kelly6785]

the football no have color, the football its magic, dont care this shit, i luv england...and my dad love germany in the football, we figth....in the game, but no in the real life

[Lendri]

Sorry, but we have Lahm, Schneider, Odonkor, Frings, Klose ..., too. Ballack didn´t do so much this year. But ok, he´s still important 4 us.

[HasegawaMasato]

you forgot to mention Podolski, I'm not a German but I still support Germany national team because of these new stars, Germany would have a wonderful future.

[embeme]

I hate England

[stephen1000]

no 1 cares wht u think stupid twat!

[liammcl]

u must be an american....oh look, yes you are.

[DauntlessRam]

Ellersiek - Are you sure he isn't just pointing to Jurgen?

[yous7]

hi can you send me the mp3 to yous_793@yahoo.com thanx

[roberthutton10]

lol

[Ellersiek]

38th second of the video, nazi salute. Don't tell me im not seeing things.

[galerandyaddict]

get it through your skull, NO NAZI SALUTE, he's doing the dance he does in the 51st second just on the other side...

[Kenji000]

Your seeing things. That's a standards military salute, without the boots clicked together...

[DauntlessRam]

Nazi Salute? You must be seeing things. At one point his hand is raise in the 'Superman' pose, and all other salutes are English/American ones. And about your cartoon ideas, big ear/bad teeth jokes don't offend us... and I wouldn't be offended if Germany made a little video about their world cup campaign. Or Argentina. Or France, or any country for that matter...

[Ellersiek]

well pardon me if I find it offensive of a stupid fucking english cartoon of your crappy coach giving out the nazi salute.

Im pretty sure you would find it offensive if somebody made a video of nothing else but english people with bad teeth and big ears!

[DauntlessRam]

...and all these ignorant comments are obviously coming from foreigners who have no sense of humour...

[NadineWithFlowers]

So you think equating Klinsmann with Hitler is humour? LOL

[Ellersiek]

and this is comming from a country thats only won 1 world cup.

[sikamikaneeco]

hahaha wtf germany went further than england. bahahaha i wonder whos laughing now

[nuncy]

hahaha.. i wish i could see the faces of the creators when england pummeled out like a stray dog.. especially the reference to the VAST midfield player at englands disposal compared to ONLY ballack..hahahaha..great...bef­ore the world cup..great propaganda... after the world cup..the irony of it.. the english are masters at comedy..may it be against themselves.. BRAVO!!!! :)

[beast97]

portugal,germans,argies all suck.

ENGLAND ALL THE WAY

[tedesco86]

Heb doch d'schnurre! du ignorante, dumme hund!

Deutschland einig Vaterland! "Schwarz Rot Gold" is the best. We do not surrender...besides, we won 3 WCs and 3 ECs

Germania, l'invincibile, la bella, la grande!

[beast97]

yea u dont surreneder you bloody cheat. and anyways remember last time we faced you.... 5-1 in berlin

[chessington]

it was 5-1 in munich, im english and im sick of hearing about that game, we beat them 5-1, but wasnt that the same world cup where the germans made it to the final and we stuttered our way out in the quater finals? as for 1966, thats now embarrasing, give it up, it was 40 fucking years ago

[NadineWithFlowers]

Haha! In a friendly! English pride huh? LOL

[mahmoud1972]

the english team was like the brazilian team: they had plenty of good players, but they were too tired or too proud. just imagine, a team with gerrad, lampard and becks in the midfield. from my opinion they are fagans. what kind of footballer is becks ? he cares more about his hair than his team and his country. f.... england !

[Pimpelhuber]

Ah, and that's a nice video, but I prefer this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=UIADp5oNOm8 ;)

[Pimpelhuber]

the reason why england failed wasn't only the penalty shootout. They had 120 minutes to score a goal, so... I don't want to run the english team down. I think they will play a successful EC. They've got a new manager, they have something to prove from this years flop, and they can definetly play better. But that was just... well... "not so good", footballwise ;)

[NadineWithFlowers]

Hehe, and the only English player to actually convert his penalty was the one who plays for a German club... die Ironie!

[foire98]

we won't win shit not until we learn to keep our bottle when it comes to penalties

[DauntlessRam]

The world cup may be over, but this video should live on forever. Its a masterpeice and I can't stop watching it! Nice of some of the Germans to take it all in good humour :)

[mahmoud1972]

very funny, but i rather prefer my german team comparing sven göran and all the other silly suckers! ther has been only one good half time ( the first against sweden ) in da whole f**** tournament.

[amole]

hahaha funny

especially when consideringhow we (germans) did.. and how the british did :D

[dt500]

ch ch ch choked!!

a a a again!!

[Oliviathegreat]

that's funny~~~!!

[michamachi]

ohmigod, pure brilliance!

[fsaSpirit]

hahaha, this is cute!! I love Klinsi, even if he's got only one Ballack, LOL

sadly, both our teams are out anyway :(

[chazzjazz]

awesome stuff lol, bit late better than nothing :)

[Pimpelhuber]

Hehe... not bad

[blueeye1980]

I´m German... but I don´t think it´s funny *lol*

England is out of the World cup *hahahahahahhaha*

[azzer7]

so are you fucker

[LittleMissDisaster]

pure genious!!

[precichou]

sure he's just got one ballack..but he's got also one klose..making some difference..hehe

[crazyloserkid]

hahah... <3 england...

[jamesdude31]

crap i like the frank bruno 1!

[DauntlessRam]

Sheer Brilliance! :)

[xLnd]

great. I am german but i love this Song :D

[tc90]

ha ha ha german gits

[martrich69]

LEGENDARY!!!

[follow1]

poor!°

[LiamLP]

absol. brilliant