Sharpie Stupor

[kyandeiai]

The problem with Sharpies is that I enjoy using them so much when I am done using them for work I continue to use them by doodling on pages that have nothing to do with work.

[annaLasagna]

The sharpie colors from the thumbnail drew me in.

[MaskedStudio]

No, I totally agree with you. I was doing some preliminary drawings in Sharpie and the fumes were overwhelming. o.O I have a feeling that inhaling them is not good for you at all..like petrol.

[Smamborghini]

Yes.  <3 this video.

[splicegrrl]

You stay away from black Sharpie. Black sharpie is MINE!! ... Sorry about that. Do Sharpies cause irrational jealousy too? I feel like they might. (Seriously, back away from the black Sharpie.)

[TheSuperRunner]

THE SHARPIE COMPANY IS TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD BY CONVERTING US ALL INTO MINDLESS LABOURERS!

[VideoGamesandVlogs]

I think the same exact thing about those bath product perfume stores. and smelly lotions. Not only do they give me headaches.. but I know these are the underlying causes to "blondeness"

[ArmadaVolya]

I remember my chem teacher getting high on dry eraze markers by the end of the school day... she was crazy as it was and after snifing markers all day... well... she ended up switching to a diferent type after a while and stoped getting so high.

[Sch1220]

Its a big conspiracy! no warning labels because they want you to get high and buy more sharpies!!! soon the sharpie king will rule the world because we have turned into mindless drones.

[selfintuition2]

At least you can buy them. There is no place in Croatia where you can buy them. :(

[Nanpa0]

Signs/Symptoms of Early Meth Use:

Euphoric "high" state (excessively happy)

Paranoia

Decreased appetite

Increased physical activity

Anxiety, shaking hands, nervousness

Incessant talking

Rapid eye movement

Dilated pupils

[bandgeek8408]

Sharpie fumes are perfectly safe. I sniff them all the time, and I . . . um . . . what was I saying? What am I doing at this compuaibeuqvdqb...

[unamaxify]

what does toxic or none toxic mean -> it means nothing.

-> everything, i mean really everything is toxic if you consume enough of it

-> if you can get a buzz from it, it's killing brain cells (that's how a buzz works)

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i would recommend ventilation, because Sharpies smell a bit like paint-thinner

[Melopeed]

Do you have to bring your own Sharpie or does the office supply it?

[Yellingatconcrete]

You cant buy codine?!

[davidleduc85]

good one!

[candycabaret]

"You can't buy cold medicine with codeine in it because kids are makin' METH or....DRUGS with it." That made my brain smile.

[keymared77]

But bottom line, you're attracive. You're sexy. Run with it.

[keymared77]

You must get a job as a narrator. Your voice is so informative, intellegent, calming, I compare you to Sigourney Weaver from her series Planet Earth. You're really that good. Think about it.

[TheBlueRobert]

might wanna put those down in a drawer, a locked one, gimme the key I'll look after that

[IsiXDream]

No warning label, but they still ask for your ID when you buy them.

[cysticKEYBLADE]

Sounds like you've got a case of the sharpie buzz. It might be time to invest in an alternative marking-out-of-words utensil.

[keymared77]

LOVE

[keymared77]

Gretchen. Let me explain something to you. I'm an Electrician. Sharpies are crucial in our labeling of conduit, wiring, etc. etc. If you show up on an Electrical job with all your tools but lacking a Sharpie, you're pretty-much Useless. What good is a wire if you don't now where it came from or where it's going? Huh? HUH? Sharpies are serious buisiness. Without them, the whole power-grid could go down.

Anyway, I still love you Gretchen. Just had to stand up for the power-grid.

[gemllama]

@6lue5kies Hm... *looks askance* I remain skeptical. I'm going to wrap my brain in bubble wrap just to be safe.

[clarissa61190]

I LOVE SHARPIESSSSSSS FOREVEAARRHJGHGJLSJLDSFG

[mojonacho]

I use a nice, black Sharpie when I make folders for work, a few times a year. I get a nice stack going and... and... SING-A-MA-JIGS!

-J

[realspacemodels]

Well John Green used thousands of Sharpies to sign all those pages and he apparently still has all his faculties so I think you are probably safe. They are also cheaper than booze.

[gemllama]

@realspacemodels True. Although he did get that Signing Psychosis after a while. Who's to say some of that wasn't caused by those insidious fumes?!

[TulipStitches]

You are the only person on the planet that can rant about sharpies and make it entertaining :)

[IJethrobot]

0:10 - You're a censor! Phenomenal cosmic power!

[sirleibl1]

You should be careful about sniffing Sharpies or any other permanent marker. They can do negative things to your nervous system. But anyways, great video. :)

[gemllama]

@sirleibl1 Nah, my nervous system is just fine. I think. I mean, there is the occasional spasm...and numbness...but, uh...

[drrocketman94]

you could always wear a gas mask when you use sharpies xD

[gemllama]

@drrocketman94 Of course! It's so simple! And fashionable to boot!

[nabbbbbby]

A sharpie buzzzzzzz !

[Raystryfe]

ya you can buy razor blades and xacto knives without any problem but not sharpies

[Nanpa0]

How do you know about meth? hmmm

[gemllama]

@Nanpa0 *shifty eyes* *shuffles away*

[Nanpa0]

lol ... I also like the fine tip sharpies.

[catherine52525]

ilovvvvvvvvvvvvve sharpies

[5457tommy]

Gretchen. Ignore any dislikes. The warning label part was funny as hell. well done.

[amiieru]

A very valid point you have there o:

Maybe try an alternative maker with a more pleasant aroma. Perhaps the black, vanilla scented Crayola marker (/best.ever.)

[gemllama]

@amiieru Whaaaaaaat? There's a vanilla scented marker? I am INTRIGUED.

[amiieru]

@gemllama: Oh, yes. Yes there is. It is possibly the greatest marker every invented (and the most delectable smelling)

In all honesty, I can say that I ADORE that marker.

[joe513]

Your opening line in this video made me genuinely laugh out loud.

[skidwilldanceforyou]

it's a great smell. ..its that stuff you girls put on your nails that I worry about I think thats a great smell too but I think that ones toxic.

[gemllama]

@skidwilldanceforyou Eesh, nail polish. Never touch the stuff! Even if it's not toxic, it's way too much trouble for what it's worth.

[skidwilldanceforyou]

@gemllama yeah it doesn't really make much sense when you think about it.

[princesswarrior128]

lol