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  • i would rather die

  • better drink my own piss.

  • Thank goodness I haven't eaten yet, or I would have thrown up

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  • if he can drink/eat that he can eat his own shit cant he ?????

  • i'd rather drink its blood instead of drink poop juice

  • Lolol. I wish that one piece fell into his mouth

  • bear: I'm going to drink elephant dung juice..

    me: What about "better drink my own piss"??

  • I think he gets off on this stuff, I can't begin to even think of the kinky shit him and his wife get up to.

  • 2 girls 1 cup # 2

  • wtf is wrong with this guy?!!!!!

  • @ninocolato1987 wrong?... he is a survivalist... the best in the world, nothing is "wrong" with him, he is just telling people some tips to survive if you ever got lost in the wild.

  • @yeahsayeh what sta1V1ina said.

  • What if that chunk of crap landed inside his mouth?

  • dick

  • Ratings are down again.

    Better drink elephant poop juice.

  • Eat shit!

  • weirdo

  • this guy is unrealistic

  • couldn't find any dung, better drink my own piss!

  • please tell me he didnt do that XP

  • death or poo

  • this is the definition of the phrase ( THIS TASTE LIKE SHIT)

  • pretty sure id rather die.

  • "I've just drunk elephant dung... better drink my own piss" LOL XD

  • This cant be real. I mean come on you would get deathly sick from this shit no pun intended.

  • @remsensor You know, if I have no water left and all I found was elephant dung, I will try to give it a go.

  • @remsensor It probably is real, he's eaten loads of stuff like warm uncooked hearts, eyes, brains. I'm sure poo which comes through the natural digestive system of an animal isn't so bad for you, it just seems like it would be because... well... it's shit at the end of the day.

  • This is gonna taste liike raaaaiinbbbowws and sugar and candy and sunshin- AAAHPPPPFFFFF!!! WTF WAS THAT!!!

  • @littlemoocowmedow LOLLLL I am suprised ur not top comment!!!

  • And here I am drinking a fresh coke on my confortable couch

  • @fra2603 ikr

  • if i was in that situation i still wouldn't do it because that's just gross

  • @beybladean45 agreed

  • *looks to the right* "Oh look a river! Better drink some of that so i have some piss in me for later to drink!"

  • and he kisses his wife with that mouth

  • and it's rich in protein

  • I'd rather die of hunger....

  • And his wife is still kissing him?

  • I bet that tastes like shit

  • now you have another 5 minuts of life :D

  • Bear grylls is f u c k i n g disgusting

  • Halitos

  • oh, he ate a little bit of poo there

  • Damn Steve-O is fucked in a survival situation

  • ROFLMFUCKINGAO AT THE CHUNK THAT ALMOST FELL IN HIS MOUTH.

  • camper: Mr. Grylls, were stranded in Africa!

    Bear grylls: Okay, theres some elephant poop juice here.

    camper, there a clean river down by that tree-

    bear grylls: DRINK THE POO JUICE!!!!!!!!1

  • beter drink my own pi.. oh elephant shit.

  • there could be harmful bacteria in this....

    YOU DONT SAY

  • ohhhh shit...

  • I'd rather drink my own piss.

  • lol

    

  • in Germany this would be a porno movie.

  • @mrclean67 so true ! 

  • @mrclean67 Actually, its Japan.

  • @MolotovBg - true, I guess it could go either way.......

  • @mrclean67 Yeah, people are weird all over the world.

  • @mrclean67 what the fuck u think about ma country bro?

  • @mrclean67 thats not funny bro

  • It would be funny if the ranger was joking

  • i almost threw up n my mouth when a chunk landed on his lips and some in his mouth..

  • He once drank his sweaty ballz...... juice once

  • put him on the moon and see if he survives? xD :P

  • I bet he got rabies

  • damn, all out of piss, better drink the juice from this elephant shit

  • Thats guts.

  • What's a meme? Don't hate on my lack of knowledge, I'm new to this bear grylls shit....

  • What they don't show is that he spent two weeks in the hospital for doing this real smart!

  • WTF!

  • STOP USING OLD MEMES! PLEASE! PLEASE YOU ARE HURTING HIM (and the internets) LEAVE BEAR GRYLLIS ALONE!

  • mega energy drink: mothafuckin shit liquids

  • This guy is out of his fricking mind. :-|

  • bear: oh god (drinks dung juice)

    camraman: (drinks cold water)

  • Faceplamed myself

  • bugga no water and no pee in my bladder

    *stares at cameraman*

    cameraman:give me a minute

  • or the camera mans

  • he should wash that down with his own sperm

  • fake fake hes like fourty five mintues into his trekk

  • fagggg

  • this is stupid to do because u r more likely to vomit and lose even more water

  • "Not one of the better drinks I've had." No shit, man. I'd rather die than drink that.

  • am i the only one who thought that the video would be of a grizzly bear drinking dung juice

  • now he can make a lil fire and cook sum shit burgers to go with his shit shake

  • eat sht... litteraly

  • @sk8rm4n Did you notice a large piece of the shit almost fell into his mouth?

  • better wash it down with my own piss

  • @PlayerTwoHasJoined Those jokes are getting really really old, I'v read that atleast 50 times on other videos. Gain some originality you fucking cunt.

  • @Rifleman54321 For fucks sake. Its a bloody meme. Gain some insight you fucking cunt :)

  • I don't get why he has to show us what to do...why not just say "you can drink the fluid from elephant dung" and leave it at that, you don't have to go and give a demonstration about it. And I'm pretty sure you have water with you

  • Diarrhea has more water. But it's more rare to be so fortunate as the ground will absorb it

  • I think he likes it.

  • i'm thinking of 2 girls 1 cup...

    from science become scat-porn...

    ewwwwww

  • elephant shit juice.....

    how the fuck do you come up with a smart ass comment about a guy who drinks ELEPHANT SHIT JUCIE?!?!

  • lol... speechless

  • At least he can say something tastes like shit.

  • @Benrox324 xD

  • WTF!!! ALL i can say is RESPECT !!!! FUCKING RESPECT!!!!

  • Bear Grylls = greatest bitch I'ver ever seen.

  • Time to go home and make out with the wife.

  • What a scam, that "dung" is actually a sponge covered with dirt and soil.

  • just ask the camera man for a bottle of water you dumb tit

  • whats it taste like?

  • @Calciumoxide1 shit...

  • from philippines: i like Man vs. Wild !!!..

  • i'm gonna go puke now

  • theres this thing called bacteria maybe youve heard of it?

  • id rather dehydrate and be mauled my an animal than drink shit juice.

  • there's an old ranger somewhere laughing his arse off

  • i'd rather die.

  • His wife just left him

  • just piss on your shirt and wear it

  • oh SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIT

  • WTF hes all there "could" be harmful bacteria its fucking elephant shit do u thinks its gonna be clean and it will kill u quicker than give u time?

  • :(

  • out of elephant dung...? better drink his piss

  • That's...just....wow....okay.

  • too ppl i would want to be around in a zombie invasion: bear grylls and fps Russia 

  • look fresh water, better drink my own piss

  • @olwerXL Well, why not? Hydrate the body and then filling the bottle with the fresh to save for later

  • @beneath1111 oh god, it's a joke

  • @olwerXL I know. But if you really have a bottle of piss and found a water source, then make room for the new water to drink later

  • @olwerXL I know. and it's old.

  • @beneath1111 just cuz its old doesnt mean everyone in the entire world has heard it (i knew this joke a long time ago) i still think it's funny.

  • @olwerXL Didn't say it wasn't funny, but some jokes actually makes sense when you think about it.

  • @beneath1111 well he's never had a bottle of piss and then found a water source, but oh well. let's just leave it there

  • Am i the only one that got a shirt saying, " Will squeze elephant dung for water."

  • Press 7 over and over again while playing this

  • Cameraman: You know I've got a Ribena in my bag don't you?

  • lol what if that piece fell into his mouth.

  • There is only one entity in the Universe Chuck Norris is afraid of: Bear fucking Grylls

  • personally i enjoy my own piss to elephant

  • hes like the survival version of steve irwin

  • 0:17 id be scared if i saw a hooded guy in an ally doing that with his head and those druged up eyes..

  • Yeah get the taste of the anus

  • Bear almost died at 0:33.

  • @minipimpslapshoes Lol any idea how much he gets paid to do this shit? for what they pay him, I'll drink R-Kellys piss

  • Guys, that isn't Ele Poop.

    If that was real dung, it would have chunked up and fell out of his hands.

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  • i might do this.... if i can still stand (even alive) after a bong full of absence 

  • Bear Grylls is kickin' Chuck Norris's ass. I mean.. elephant-poo-juice? Bear will eat Chuck's roundhouse kick...

  • @ 33 Bear nearly gets a bit of elephant poo in his mouth. EPIC & Priceless entertainment ! ! !

    Bear has my respect and appreciation ! ! !

  • This definitely beats a nice cold water

  • Damn my plans not working... Better drink my own piss!

  • Probably tastes like Heineken

  • thats bigfoots shit

  • arrrrg!!!

    

  • If Bear Grylls eats shit and drinks piss, does he shit out gourmet dinners?

  • who is chuck norris

  • At:14 i think we may have discovered bigfoot nd u could tell when the shit almost landed in his mouth hus facial expression was all like SHEEEIIIIIAAAT!!!

  • At :14 i think he found bigfoot

  • i swear if a chunk fell in the mouth

  • turd fell on his face gross

  • That could save my life? Well... Then I'd rather choose death, really.

  • oh shit

    

  • that probably tasted like shit

  • I'll take death by dehydration, please.

  • I'd take that shaken, not stirred please!

  • it COULD save you life

  • "it could uy u some extra time" before u get infected with 3 new types if hepatitis and ur face melts

  • run out a piss better drink elephant shit

  • wouldn't this be the same as drinking diarrahea

  • I always love the top comments on Bear Grylls

  • how great would it have been at 0:32 for that piece of shit to fall in his mouth

  • what the fuck

  • Omg Its the Paroday Of 2 Girls 1 Cup

  • i rather die than drink shit :>

  • a little discusting but for survival, amazing...

  • OR grylls you big fake..See all that greenery in the background..Extract from that you bellend !!

  • 0.33 Almost ate a falling poop

  • 0:33 I woulda rofl'd if that landed in his mouth. Cuz he would say to eat it. lol

  • The ranger that told him this is laughing his ass off now! :D