David Robertson's pen trick

[seastark]

So... have you contacted him? Is there any more info?!

[HeartX3Erin]

SCOTTIST ACCENT OMFG DAMN NICE AHH.

[Chrisindapurplehouse]

Anyone who disliked this is an English bastard!

[ejilovepoprocks10]

does anybody think that its funny that the reporter is about to say something about chesthair? maybee thats just me but it seems a little weird?

[Strivez1]

Oh fuck me, the transcribe audio made me laugh my ass off

[CurlzMurray]

The people who disliked must have read it "dis-I-Like"

[Zack0ry]

he fuckin looks like hes faping when he plays the video like that back and forth :P lol

[charlie666chalk]

that twinkle is k=fucking in his eye i tell yee

[SuppleGooch]

Holy crap! Turn on captions! I can't stop crying.

[digitalArtform]

@SuppleGooch omg that is genius. better than bad lip reading.

[RiverRockFilms]

HAHA I love it when he says that theres a twinkle in his eye

[rooroo1988]

The swing of his arm pushed the pen out of his sleeve. But that logic isn't necessary here lol

[teequlah]

sleeve? logic please LoL

[TheRealGeriBoss]

PEN!

[BangaliUser]

had to watch this video twice once to watch the pen trick second time was to try to understand what hes saying

[SavageGamer11]

it came out of his sleeve.. problem solved -_-

[AshariaFabray]

its in his palm/sleeve you rtard

[FreestateofOkondor]

gotta love your accent :D

[arthica1337leet]

PEN!



[Wetcamerainc]

BROTHA

[Rafahil]

He got the pen out of his sleeve.

[iimuhin]

What language do you speak? Sound like half like english and half like dutch.

[BooMonsterOfficial]

@iimuhin He's from Scotland :L

[bartonz1993]

@iimuhin Scottish...

[steviesmiler]

this bloke is mint.

he was proper taken back by the news readers magic pen trick.

(also i don't think he was hard to understand. i'm not scottish either) :-)

[sasmadrid]

hahahaha you're amazing 

[hrolvnir]

What I want to find out is Chest Hair.

[MCRsuperVAMP]

omg......sounds like someone i watch on tv all the time

[SandblastedNerve]

The accent fucking made if for me. That was awesome.

[Box0rz]

@SandblastedNerve More like "That proper English made it for me"

[BiGbEaR2070]

i had a lot of trouble understanding this guy because of the accent and because of english not being my first language n all.. but i just love scottish accent, it sounds soo much different from the other ones

[LilMisTaken]

The real mystery is "Find out how chest hair..." WHAT ABOUT CHEST HAIR?? 0_o

[chopsticks]

what happend to shi dude, been gone for 3 years~

[brendancoughlan5]

This is so retarted it's funny

[culwin]

David Robertson is the devil. THE DEVIL

[brotherofAnubus]

The biggest reason I watched this video was to experience the accent. Don't get many people who speak like that on the west coast of north america.

[liger411]

1. This wasn't really that mind boggling of a trick I could tell he had it hidden like that from the first watch.

2. I'm glad the google transcription has as much trouble as I do understanding this guy's accent.

[lnick12]

"Why is he going to be stable indigestion?"

[WeLoveYouBbyCkes]

looks like he's jacking off for a bit o-o

[RainysAnime]

You should have done a voice talent for Skyrim.

[AquaPhoenix2006]

1:27-3:04

Because that's obviously only a magic trick

[firething11]

The Scottish accent makes the 10x more entertaining to watch. We need more Scots on the internet.

[R0botP1rate]

Epic accent is epic.

[nicedog44]

find out how chest hair does what exactly?

[LaughablePerson]

My mind is down deep in the gutter... Cause I was watching the video replaying on his laptop as he talked it just... I started to see a guy simulating the actions of jacking himself off and the cum spurting from it with his hand.

[nettlefrog]

Could he have had it up his sleeve?

[AlejandroRoggio]

I understand you guys over there have different accents, but do you still write the word "No" just like that when you pronounce it "Ney" or is there a different spelling in Scotland?

[XDOGSxOFxWARX]

Oh i get it a "BIGGER MYSTERY" not a "BAGEL MYSTERY"

[RoyJoy13642]

GREEN SCREEN

[MrSgtTaters]

Holy shit thats a thick accent

[H3770mynameis]

0:50

niiii pin, pin.

this accent was pretty hard to follow, no offense

[Suffok4t3]

I like the way you think limmy haha

[jasonjslam]

the pen was in his sleeve

calm down

[Nadeeja94]

oh man that accent. I had a really hard time following it.

[teletubbies133]

i almost thought he ain't speaking english. what accent is that, i wonder.

[Suffok4t3]

@teletubbies133 Scottish Duh

[stebbi94]

ALIENS

[pjpitbull]

brb getting zome zereal

[Azwazi]

Grey pulls in so many views, the new system that YouTube has is really effective in giving smalltimers exposure.

[Bl0ck3dz]

Nei pen. PEN!!

[harry666fox]

is anyone else interested in what david robinson was about was about to say, find out how chest hair what?

[shadowheir1]

@harry666fox Thought that first, too. I think he's actually saying "Chester" though.

[colindude]

Nae pen in his horn.. Pen in his horn..

[LordSither1]

love the accent.

[CaptainChaos]

Thickest Scottish accent I have ever heard. Excellent. :)

[anaspapas]

wtf? Scots have a stupid accent

[MrUncleLewis]

Did the anchor say "...I'm off to Hobbiton..." ?

[F0URSTRING]

The bigger mystery for me is what he was about to say about chest hair.

[kapope8]

Nae pen. Pen!

[jgarland79]

I showed my wife, she says... "That's not a word. That's not a word either. You don't speak words!"

[sepiritz]

But what about the chest hair!?

[modernthings]

0:25 "CHESTHAIR"

[endospores]

this shit is hilarious. You're funny, weird scottish man.

[wutangsuuuu]

had to have slipped down his sleeve and then slipped back down to his hand

[noctemare]

completely and totally love that accent!

[sweetplumpy]

1:01 - "pregnant"

1:15 - "I don't see octane dessicated fellow harvesting cacao"

1:49 - "legal replaced by a bank in the street"

1:53 - "home comes through ball great aunt called on thanksgiving"

2:11 - "antagonistic vanity fair" XD

2:32 - "he going to be stable indigestion"

2:40 - "hiller lost popped a magician" "anti spam thing"

3:20 - "they usually at sunday church in poverty"

Google CC is too funny.

[dlauri]

Your accent is fascinating!

[EricRosenfield]

I don't understand what anyone is saying in this video.

[bigwhoopwanttofight]

Brilliant .. so many mysteries...! Nay pen... pen! I love it (-;

[Alimantado91]

We're through the looking glass here people.

[ilovechuck42]

I could listen to this guy rant about pens for HOURS!

[ThaLargeOne]

2.05 He`s not got it beatween east fingles.

Man trying to understand what the fuck you are saying exactly whas more confusing then how that fucking basterd pulled his pen trick.

What would be rather funny ; you testing Siri on an iphone, Siri whould have a hard time getting her head around that !

[frankcohen]

I love the innocence. It's the right thing for this time of year. Lets all be bewildered by the amazing things that will happen in 2012!

[rlp1961]

It's circulating around Texas now. We're enchanted by the accent, though we can nae understand much of it.

[13Baconator]

The biggest mystery is what we can find out about chest hair.

[MBAslug]

That is a great catch! You have a keen eye and I really appreciated how you broke it down.

[GoochLewinsky]

Possibly the best video on the internet.

[bahbzilla]

GET IN MY BELLY!!!!

[TheAubiematt]

I think he meant to pick it off his desk and slipped into his sleeve. He then retrieved it from his sleeve and it landed in his hand, hence the weird hand movement. This looks like a complete accident, but I'm sure it had more with him feeling naked without his pen.

[dannyb21892]

FIND OUT WHAT ABOUT CHEST HAIR? I MUST KNOW!

[AeronPeryton]

Chest hair.

[mikelederman]

I could listen to that accent all day long. Something so beautifully melodic about it.

[canihazusername]

dat accent

[zeroinfinit]

Total access to every image ever recorded on the internet is making us all obsessive compulsive like this guy. That's us in a few decades - occupied by nonsense.

[TheHauntedMouth]

"I don't see octane desiccated fellow harvesting cacao"

Me neither, Google transcription. Me neither.

[johndelaware]

@TheHauntedMouth It's Google Translation actually.

[SonicSoulCipher]

@johndelaware no it isnt?

[funkyfeet412]

Dammit Man! Ye Cannae Defy The Laws Of Physics.....



[elusi0nx]

3:55 CHEST HAIR

[TheJoeKueser]

Google transcription beta is awesome. Makes the video so much more funny. "Nae pen! Pen!" becomes "medicating pain"

[havenbastion]

Occam's Razor

[LIGHTRONIX]

i think he had it in his sleeve

[RussLBarth]

ring him up and ask him what the fuck....

[archaist]

find out how chest hair WHAT? 

[pdxmark2]

@archaist I know! That's driving me crazy! How my chest hair can kill me? Or what?

[rickosports]

that ain't write

[cosmosmanjim]

Maybe you could ask the newsreader why he's doing this little show?

[jpjp1234123]

i watched it to hear the accent

[MightyLemur]

Alright in all seriousness...

.. Where the fuck did that pen comfy?

[johnnyXsniper]

i used to do that all the time in school. piss around stick up ur sleeve. flick ur wrist and wap it oot!

[LiamTheWombat]

But then that mystery got replaced by a BAGEL MYSTERY.

[MrGustav99]

@LiamTheWombat :O

[arunmfive]

0:12, I still cant get my hittharu... lmao...

[IceBergFTW]

NOT BRITISH

[TheChowie]

Does anyone else hear 'Chest hair' at 3:57 ???

[scrivner3902]

Nae mystery. This is either prestidigitation or unconscious dexterousness.

[doe791]

I wonder how he goes through a day...

Is this an Aberdeen accent?

[Powerrangerdyb]

I SEE THE PEN!

[ageguyera21]

That fucking twinkle in his eye.. hahahaha I lost it.

[Jazzmonkey24522]

I want to know about the chest hair

[Stief3]

Where does this accent belong too? Which city or district? thanks

[smil3rrr]

@Stief3 Glasgow

[calumboy666]

1:04 disnae take it fae his o'er hun, he disnae pick it up fae 'h' desk and it does nae, doesn't look like he's got 'h' pen in his hun 'h' begin wi'h

[Yonne11]

ok then. But seriously fella, wtf is it about chest fucking hair???????

[saker113]

But what does chest chest hair do?

[buzianyadatutube]

fucking scottish i duntknowhatisdis 

[retrunofthemack]

lol is this reall .. i cant understand i feel like im high

[punknart]

man, your accent is so fucking cool!!!

[KinaLynn]

Heheh. I keep hearing "bagel" mystery.

[erika4prez]

mindboggling is the fact that i totally understood every word he said...love the accent

[thisistino]

find out how CHEST HAIR

[iKantThankOfAname]

HOW CHEST HAIR WHAT? I WANT TO KNOW

[gavinmarks1986]

Hahah, I remember watching that live and thinking the same thing 

[establishyourfuture]

1. Dumb video

2. Obviously he's holding it.

3. I wanna know why the guy says "chest hair..."

[De12345NnIs]

Where da fuck did that pen comfyy?

[desjaraah]

ok,can anyone explain the trick? ^^

[fully27]

This vidjo sailed over the heids o' a fantastic amoont of people.

[khaluathegreat]

HAHAHAHA. I actually have no idea what this is about. But I love that accent.

[farrrkas]

is this video a joke???

[donniedave]

I canneh sleep because of this mistereeiee

[soseg]

I CANT FUCKING UNDERSTAND THIS GUYS ACCENT

[Combeh]

siiimple magic trick...what the hell dude. Must be trolling.

[sefrith45]

that was awsome.

[snelpiller]

ney pen, PEN

[HepheistoBD]

love your accent and elaboration ^^

[bremex]

You basterds are from the Coachella board. Shame on you; you should've known about Limmy already.

[kzh910]

a bagel history.

[trbanks14]

Probably the least mind-boggling thing I've watched today

[orka16605]

its pretty cool if the news guy practiced that and deliberately performed it nonchalantly.

[llucaslives]

Lol you really just made a 4 minute video about a guy flipping a pen out from behind is hand.

[4ndr3w1431]

Neigh pen. PEN.

Neigh pen. PEN

[eastervan1]

I could probably watch 20 minutes more of this.

[mullgubben]

Best accent ever <3

[ryangannon]

@mullgubben Awesome accent.

[SemoKabe]

It was in his sleeve. Pretty obvious.

[MrMagicalMoooCow]

I love how you say pen LOL

[dubesor86]

what did he say at 00:11 I could not get my heatarun?

[StevenMaximum]

@dubesor86 "i could not get my fucking head around"

[SHNUCAU]

@StevenMaximum I believe that was "heethurnd."

[shaunfaesolar]

@dubesor86 he says "a [I] just could not get my fucking heid [head] aroon [around], a [I] still canny [can't] get ma [my] heid aroon it, look:"

[Neurocode01]

your accent is annoing...

[CiaranLeigh]

DONNY EVUN LUK LAIE HE GOH THE PEN IN HIS HON.

[PBDPBD]

I think he had it partially tucked in his sleeve.

[ryanathan2]

bagal

[ripghotihook]

Anyone else want him to star in Braveheart 2: Quest for Vengance?

[cjcdrums]

NAE PEN

PEN

[liammogford]

Meditating pains. Maintained have.

haha love this transcribed audio

[BazookaPhil]

Everyone needs to turn on "transcribe audio"!

[bananananananananane]

@BazookaPhil "really troubling to elicit apple depicts all sin"

[fr0nage]

Nay pen, pen!