Video Games

[pkdex1993]

and technology finally caught up 2 strong bad ever heard of

"STRONG BAD'S COOL GAME FOR ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE!!!" (available for multiple-game-consoles)

[SAIL4323]

If we can't control Strong Bad, how can we control where he walks in the first game?

[Tirisfalen302033]

did he just... waste beer?

[VinnyVanYiffy]

so many amazing memes originated here

[brothermongrel]

NO MY HEAD A SPLODE

[Montork]

its funny cause rinos are extinct.

[creepoman666]

there is a lesson to be learned here:DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, TRY TO CONTROL STRONG BAD

[K4inan]

Alcatraz... Somebody from the inside.. ROFLMAO

[kaoskittehz]

Thumbs up if you can't get ye flask

[jarenwhitehouse]

BACK OFF BABY!!! YOU CAN'T CONTROL ME

[lolcopter1911]

Your Head A Splode

[pichurox848]

Darn. my names Taylor. xD

[TheMetalwolf77777]

@pichurox848 then this was for u

[pichurox848]

@TheMetalwolf77777 Yes, yes it was. LOL.

[MessyPaint]

This has always been my favorite SBemail.

[Justasktheprogamer]

alkatraz whoa someone on the inside, get out soon taylor

[MajorasMaskMailman]

Let's Play Strongbad: The Video Game!

[creepoman666]

@MajorasMaskMailman YES! i would pay to get the game and steal my friends system if i didn't have any of the ones the game is compatible with

[MajorasMaskMailman]

@creepoman666 Wow, I posted that comment a long time ago. I think there might actually be a Strong Bad game for WiiWare.

[SmashLuigiFan1]

Strong bad zone for 3DS!

[skankinmissy]

How can you dislike this?

[ZzXxAndrewxXzZ]

your head splode! HAHAHA!

[Severepwner]

How about you mention the Xbox 360, instead of the Nintendo stuff.

[TheGroup67]

@Severepwner This e-mail was made in 2004. Also, the games in this e-mail seek to emulate mostly non-Nintendo systems, such as the Atari, the PC engine, and vector-based arcade machines.

[Severepwner]

@TheGroup67 Even if it was made in 2004, there were still more advanced gaming technology back then. Like the PS2.

[TheGroup67]

@Severepwner That's kind of the joke, actually. Strong Bad makes the 8-bit style of Rhinofeeder out to be state-of-the-art, almost oblivious to the more advanced technology that existed at the time.

[dragonome]

I know what would be good game. That red head guy playing poker with random dudes and the player thta is only there for stuff for other game

[VxO4fame]

oh god tahts way to funny :D

[twigiestdrip]

I was the person who sent him this email! :D

[JKStorms]

CUZ YOU CAN'T CONTROL ME!!

[taylorchavis1]

my name is taylor yay but im in alcatraz aww but my last name is chavis yay

[GREASERVILLA]

LMAO ALCATRAZ

[Oquatoe]

They did finally make him a point a click game

[218Garfield]

That just looks like a red dot.

[digirockmon327]

my stummy hurts

[techn0FTW]

You cannot get ye flask.

[MajorMatthias]

Whoops, easter eggs don't work on Youtube.

[N1SM0sn1per]

4 people's heads a sploded.

[Cheesycat501]

BACK OFF BABY!

YOUR HEAD A SPLODE!

You can't get ye flack!

I'm certainly not going to tell thou.

[disneyfan85]

@Cheesycat501 Graphics, shmaphics... forsooth!

[AmricanGir]

1:04 CUASE YOU CAN'T CONTROL ME!!!!!!!

LOL

[MrHatandClogs42]

@AmricanGir Cuz under this mask...I am Chuck Norris!!!!

[Homestar98]

@AmricanGir 1:06 actually.

[MrDrAwesomo]

4 people cant get ye flask

[DaFisch33]

'CAUSE YOU CAN'T CONTROL ME!

[mathi3334]

Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH, and DENNIS. XD

[Rayleen577]

Dear Strongbad

How do you type with boxing gloves on your hands?

[theo7491]

4 ppl cant get ye flask?

[TaRAAASHBAGS]

What's he dumping? Is it ye flask?!

[LandLord357]

MY HEAD ASPLODE

[Amuto4everr]

sit there thinking y on earth u cant get ye flask lmao

[kelleybro]

lovin how they make fun of there own games...

[Baalthazzar]

Sorry 'bout the Rhino and the snakes, Strong Bad, not gonna happen. But a game of poker maybe? That would be possible :)

[OOZ662]

@Baalthazzar ...except that those three games came out around the time this episode did.

[PikachuColoredPichu1]

Get out soon, Taylor.

[Zabidenu]

You can play all of these games at the H*R website :D

[Madrider760]

That's why I hate text based adventures. It always does that to me.

[zombieroboy]

I can't help myself...

3 people can't get Ye Flask.

[SchuetzStudios]

@zombieroboy For some reason that makes me think of a 16th century version of a very awful video, and it would be known as... "Two Maidens, One Ye Flask"

[jjjohnson667]

Strong Bad: "And in this one the player wouldn't control me. Cause' YOU can't control ME!!!!!!!!!"

Me: LOL

[TruthTeller365]

OMG! nOW HE DOES HAVE A GAME!!!!!!!!!!!1

[ThatDaveDude1]

If the prison had no walls couldn't you just walk out?

[Youfuckintroller]

@ThatDaveDude1 its a show.



[Nickolocity]

and...Dennis

[Nucca34]

the rhino game is on the homestarrunner website lol

[PointlessStatements]

He'd be like, Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a FLASK. Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH, and DENNIS. You you'd be all like, Get ye flask. And it say, You can't get ye flask! And you just have to sit there and imagine why on earth you can't get ye flask! Because the game certainly's not gonna tell you. I love that part.

[MrBoffom]

3 people could not get ye flask

[0AuntJemima0]

What's funny is that he's in a game. Poker night at the invetory anyone?

[MaDarko239]

@0AuntJemima0 What about Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People ?

Or you just bought poker night for tf2 items

[Quas777]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahah that is sssoooo funny.



[EditingIsAPain]

Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH, and....DENNIS.

[01Zipang]

one of the best ones 

[fazi185]

NORTH, SOUTH, and DENNIS.

[dannydork10]

Times like this remind me of Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People :D

[thesickestkiduknow]

Queen Creek...Alcatraz

Woah somebody on the inside.

Get soon taylor.

[HandelMcmandle]

I wonder.... How can he type on a keyboard with boxing gloves on his hands?

[RedDotRampage]

i think he should star on black ops

[bjr43]

LOL, "Your head asplode."

[taranchula97]

"The player wouldn't control me, 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T CONTROL ME!!!"

[creepoman666]

@taranchula97 if yu try to control him, the result is certain 3D DOOM



[StaraziaSelin66]

Strong Bad has a video game :D

And two people tried to make out with the screen.

[imkrn]

CUZ YOU CANT CONTROL ME!!!

[iNvictaStudios]

Did Taylor ever make it out okay?

[GiveNoMercy13]

@iNvictaStudios AZ is Arizona..

[iNvictaStudios]

@GiveNoMercy13

I know... Its a joke.

THATS HALRIOUS

[moshpitheroman]

Your head a-splode =D

[taranchula97]

I can so see the systems that he's referring too.

Secret Collect - Atari 2600

Vector Strong Bad - Vectrex

Thy Dungeonman - Commodore Vic20

Feed the Rhino - NES

[VideoGamer110]

@taranchula97 Vector Strong Bad = Virtual Boy.

[DarkRadiance1UP]

OBVIOUS EXITS ARE: NORTH, SOUTH, AND DENNIS....

[darkstreak100]

And all my peoples got sent up the river.

[TheBastard97]

Teh flask is stuck in the futuristic maze, belonging to the awesome-Strong bad-head guy. You need shield... and spiky head to get teh flask :3

[pathduck]

"Email is like a prison... a prison with no walls...and no toilet" EPIC!

[Bloxy123]

A splode is a lot.

[7RingsInHand]

@mdilo13167

Nope. He tells you what crenellations are.

[mdilo13167]

I bet dennis is a sleepy idiot holding keys to get out

[wiisalute]

girls would make out with the screen. Fuck yeah!

[godwar99]

strongbad is so epic

[squidmod]

YOU CAN'T CONTROL ME!

[ff7fan05]

@squidmod U don't know me u don't know my love. Heard my coeworker said that.

[TheCGIMaster]

WHY ON EARTH YOU CANT GET YE FLASK!

[Pikachu4Prezident]

@TheCGIMaster It's a load-bearing flask.

[1fishfish1]

strongbad is on the wii

[riw222]

Alcatraz HAHAHAHA!!!

[TheMilfman7]

"You won't control me. CAUSE YOU CANT CONTROL ME!!  >:(

[TyLeeLvr]

Get out soon Taylor.

[ApolloNaught]

YOU CAN'T GET YE FLASK!

[theeRevenant]

cause you cant control me!!

[missourimolecule]

critical thinking required for finding de flask.

[dylaloo2]

Alcatraz lmfaoo

[787310]

i think i played the text game somewhere lol

[TheBBQSquad]

YOUR HEAD A SPLODE

[MarbalTm]

@TheBBQSquad BACK OFF BABY

[comicbookgirl17]

The "3D Vector" segment reminded me of the Virtual Boy console, haha. The only colors were red and black.

[TouchMySitar1]

"NORTH, SOUTH and DENNIS" I have a Dennis for those who dont watch the Sora Show and Demyx time Dennis is a box with faces and i have a Dennis!

[Cloakedsphere]

alcatraz....... LMAO

[ryanboy97]

HAHAA!!! omg strong bad is so funny!

[WalrusGuyMEMORIAL]

Ye cannot get the FLASK. It is firmly bolted to a wall which is bolted to the dungeon which is probably bolted a castle. Never you mind.

[TheFamine123]

@WalrusGuyMEMORIAL heh heh heh

[lobby417]

@WalrusGuyMEMORIAL Try to get ye flask 3 times.

[Bloxy123]

@WalrusGuyMEMORIAL > Get ye FLASK.

[narutolame]

@WalrusGuyMEMORIAL I don't care. Get ye flask.

[m2pt5]

>Get ye flask

[Chttrbox88]

-You cant get ye flask

[zachIQ]

YOU CANT CONTROL HIM!

[SkyMaro]

That's really not a vector. That's clearly a bitmap.

[TheSuperNaranja]

secret collect!

[Zawicki1]

and um...snakes?

[WalrusGuyMEMORIAL]

alcatraz!

[random0bsessions]

i got so excited when i FINALLY got "Ye flask" :D

[SamusV4]

@random0bsessions >Ye look in ye flask... YE FLASK IS EMPTY! you wasted all that time when you could've just walked right out of the dungeon! Which isn't even a dungeon, it's a BAR! You've been DRUNK off your ass this whole game!

The End

XD XD XD XD

[ParisHiltonIsOnFire]

I love the Virtual Boy look 3D games part.

[EchoBoomer1987]

Obvious exits are North, South, and Dennis.

[Dinnerjoe]

lol my name at 1:48

[darthlozer2]

mine too!

[cheetah672]

"YOU CAN'T CONTROL ME!"

Looks like someone didn't predict SBCG4AP ^_^

[Izzytothemax]

Graphics-shmaphics... for sooth!

[AlienChuck]

YOUR HEAD A SPLODE!

[pooptouyube]

@AlienChuck Nautrally, there'd be some problems with bad translation. YOUR HEAD ASPLODE!

[ShiningChidori]

Oh Noez he a collected teh cheat!

[TheSportsFreak94]

So hopfuly one day technolagy would catch up with my advanced thinking so that girls will make out with their TV screens. lol

[drmilktruck]

video games rule!!!!!!!

[goobtheshort]

"And you just have to sit there and imagine why in the world you can't get ye flask... "

LOL! I used to play those kind of games.

[StCubathegreat]

get out soon taylor...

[JeffHardyfan45]

A Hungry Rhino and uhhhh id have to i guess feed him lol

[oddbod60]

lol ye flask

[InevitableOutcome]

the graphics wud kinda look like me LMAO futuristic maze

[qweasdzxcname]

Alcatraz LOL

[pikminroxpikminrox]

emails are like prison, a prison with no walls, and no toilet

[bendyruler12]

cus you can't control me! lol

[eedobaba7726]

YOUR HEAD A SPLODE!

[lazyluigi101]

This is by far the best SBemail.

[murphboys]

Alkatrz. This guy makes me laugh every time.

[777thaoneguy777]

Does anybody know how to get these SBmails on an Ipod?

[immafiremylaser]

If you have firefox, you can get the DownloadHelper Add-on which automatically downloads youtube vids into MP4. If you're running something else, download RealPlayer, which can download into FLV files, and then use a format changer like Format Factory to make it MP4. Then simply add to iTunes.

[megadude23]

Email is like a prison, a prison with no walls...and no toilet. Lol

[expectocarun]

lol hungry rhino

[AliAStw]

that YE FLASK part is SO awesome lmao :D

[suburbinitetanker]

lol