Video Hell #1: Religion

[FoetalSpace]

into a fucking hole! that's where :D

[lurch321]

This is hardly a "short video mixtape"..................it's almost 10 minutes long!

[MrSaintKane]

hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahaha­hahahhahahahaha *deep breath* hahahahhahahahahaahahahah

[CriesCyanide]

LOL at 1:50

[alikill]

Do makes the most sense 

[abby495]

Omg I remember this Behemoth of a psychobitch from H*ll from that wifeswapper show. I am surprised that her longsuffering husband and family didn't install a priest for exorcism. 5:30 lmfao!! psycho alert repent Godless Sodomites!! This is rather creepy collection but quite hillarious as well. Dark humor I suppose best of opposites. Death and life. OMG@8:05 that was one of those gay healing ceremonies. He grabbed the guitar to play actually he wanted to break it over tone deaf Doug.

[Supenmanu]

Americans (-:

[acamus36]

l Applewhite, there's a great loss to the gene pool!

[FoetalSpace]

@acamus36 he had children :D 

[Schlumberjack101]

This is all so sad and creepy. How can anyone believe this nonsense.

[telmopaz]

Crap, man. I´m scared as shit! Religion sucks!!!

[LifeIsATimeMachine]

two questions to the 'reason to be' song (0:20-2:40)..

1:00 : "and all these finest questions; but i know whats the answer that will please my mind." is that correct? and is it identical with the part these shitty puppets sing @ 1:32?

fuck religion, i need these lyrics! please.. :(

[Fnord23Gnosis]

CHARLES MANSON WAS A CLEAR!!!

[FlankerVT]

The heaven gates guy is the creepiest mother fucker I have ever seen. And i have seen some pretty fucked up people in my day.

[truths33ker3]

1:51 looks like the chocolate rain guy. lol. But seriously when are people going to stop painting christians like this and judging a religion by the 'followers' shit. their are christians with a high consciousness and there are others with a low consciousness just like there are stupid atheists and atheists with low consciousness.

[truvelocity]

The ending on this video is priceless! I used to watch creepy stuff like that when I was a bored kid on Sundays and just those kind of shows made me run away.... Run away...

[bigdaddyshane]

At least a young Michelle Obama @: 45 showed her support for the 700 Club.

[GoneHunting12345]

Oh and thats Micheal Phelps mom

[GoneHunting12345]

That chick really needs to go back to the kitchen where she belongs and make me some fucking dinner. 5:04

[IvanDripsOoze]

He KNows all the answers cuz he Cheated! That THIEF!

[votejello]

Ok I hate to be one of these people, but I wasn't looking right at the screen when 1:48 came on and I thought it was Tay Zonday. Holy fuck.

[ighforever]

its not so difficult to understand, everyone must choose. its just that simple.

Jesus is Lord of all, and we must serve him. This brings Glory to Jesus and through him to our Father. Dont let others confuse you, dont let others lead you astray. Trust in Jesus to teach you the Truth, not in man do we Trust, but in God. Amen.

So..... if a man says "I alone can teach you the ways to Heaven, you must join with me" Stay away from him and warn others to do the same.

Its God who teaches. Amen.

[Tab2120]

@ighforever so you know this is true have you spoken to the Father?

[ighforever]

@Tab2120 Yes I speak to him every day. :) He talks to your heart, moving and teaching you. He wants you to be just like his Son. Amen. Who is Blessed forever. Amen

e-sword(dot)com has a FREE Bible download. check it out.

Jesus is Lord of all. Amen.

[foooooze]

Decent troll.

[cappadinoceo]

@ighforever

you sound like that guy does...

[BohemianBlasphemy]

@ighforever

Any evidence to support those very bold claims?

[ighforever]

@BohemianBlasphemy inside you , you do know God is real. He has sent his Holy Spirit to prick your heart to let you know you need his Blessed Son to cover your sins. You do know you are a sinner. You do know you are apart from God by your sins, be Reconciled and Accept Jesus as your Lord and Saviour. Amen.

John Chapter 16

All Creation knows that God made all that is. It is inside you, for God put it there.

Romans Chapter 1

Read the Bible, The Truth will set you free!

Jesus is Lord of all.

[BohemianBlasphemy]

@ighforever

More claims, this time even bolder, and still no evidence.

Now you claim to know what I "deep down" feel and know, and you seem to take the bible seriously.

I've already read it. In fact, I used to take it seriously too.

Now remember 1 peter 3:15. Your job is to convince me. You are commanded to.

So go ahead, provide the evidence.

[ighforever]

@BohemianBlasphemy Look at the sinful fallen world. Look at how man tries to cope and solve problems, find wisdom and a path. Look at how they try to provide for themselves.

Now God says he is our High tower and Refuge. Take shelter in him from this worlds problems and storms and he will always be there for you. And he is. God says his Wisdom and Ways are what we need and were designed for we are fulfilled and blessed and excell in God.

continued next post....

[ighforever]

@BohemianBlasphemy When we go our own ways we fail, and fall deeper into darkness. These things are self-evident.

God says to taste of him and see for yourself that he is good. Try him out and see who he really is. Remember Jesus exemplified the Father completely, all Jesus spoke is what he heard the Father say, and all Jesus did are the works of the Father. See Jesus see the Father.

Learn of Jesus.

Matthew 11:25-30

Matthew Chapters 5-7 the Sermon on the Mount

James 2:5

Jesus is Lord.

[BohemianBlasphemy]

@ighforever

I already told you, I know the bible and I used to believe in it.

That book is no authority to me. Don't quote it to me before convincing me to accept it as authority.

Do things in the proper order.

[ighforever]

@BohemianBlasphemy All the more I can say is that God is good and man is wicked.

You do know God is real, you do know God made all that is.

You do Know that with God we have Proper Government, Military, Police, fire ambulance, and our Homes Raise there children up to the Living God, Amen.

God gives morals, ethics all his Ways and Wisdom. When we choose to ignore God and openly rebel we fall into such wickedness we even consume our own children....

It is self-evident, and freely shown to you

[BohemianBlasphemy]

@ighforever

I am not trying to annoy you here, I promise. But I must insist.

You are making more and more claims, like you did before, and some are very bold (what I know deep down, for example).

How do you know?

What evidence can you present for any of your claims?

I am willing to change my mind if you convince me, but extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

"God is good and man is wicked"

Have you read the bible?

[rolflmaoweeee]

if there is a heaven full of people like that i dont want to go there ffs!

[AGhostlyCalm]

This is what they wanna do forever...

[AvatarOfAvatar]

Religious leaders are lunatics.

Religious people are pathetic.

[keefmeister77]

Klaus Kinski flips out.

[oiluvit]

1:04 Ted! Awesome dude!

[itsjustutube1]

who is the woman at the beginning?

[tehblintzor]

0:44 -- MICHELLE OBAMA

[VenomOXP]

video hell indeed

[BornToAssassinate]

CHOCOLATE RAIN!

[FuzzyDuck]

1:47 Tay Zonday?!

[randomsparrow1]

Religious fanatics + Puppets = Multiplies the crazy and halarious factors by at least 100 theatan levels.

[MrNicholasHaynie]

so according to those singing kids Jesus is a creepy stalker thats going to be put out of business buy KGB or CHACHA

[TTDMFfreaknew]

I lold when Applewhite showed up and did that thing when he raises his chin between words.

[DroppinTheGloves]

1:53 Tay Zonday!

[DarrylXE]

8:33

Pause, stare, and laugh.

[DarrylXE]

1:00

Whoa! Try blinking, kid!

[HoneyCallMeAnonymous]

fuck!

[SOULGNC]

I'm a fanatical christian and this TBN music montage is creepy lol

[PartVIII]

religion is a joke.

[MrCommenterguy]

@PartVIII- wrong, extremism is a joke

[PartVIII]

@MrCommenterguy religion is extremism

[MrCommenterguy]

@PartVIII not neccessarily. Extremism is when you hold extreme ideoligies WHILSTputting down other ideoligies, hoping to influence others into believing your views. Unextreme Religion is holding an ideeoligy and keeping it to yourself. If i was muslim, that would be fine- but if i was muslim saying that all christians are stupid in believing in christ. extremism alert.

[ambervkn]

All of you go get help, especially Klausy xD

lmao, what brain damage can cost..

[savagebaboon]

WTF

[Botany101]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Fuck those assholes

[tracyterry]

i used to watch this TBN shit. the kids look like they're totally brainwashed... join us... join us...

[cjf799]

WTF is this ?? Am I on acid??

[Botany101]

yes you are haha

[ila1964]

848

creepy, jesus c

[ila1964]

7:09\evidence for ufos

he has been irradiated with orange rays!

[Koontakinte]

I believe the proper descriptor here is batshit.

[3spm]

Religions=scary but so are ALL governments - look at the millions who are killed & abused mentally & physically civilian & soldier & the millions who profit by it directly & indirectly. Science=scary. Look at all the millions who have been brainwashed to think the AMA, FDA, EPA, etc. are acting in the public interest & Monsanto who provide us with the finest in GMO corn products banned in the EU yet we have no cancer cause. Duh! Vaccines are another. Maybe Heaven's Gate were the only sane ones.

[rachaelswiftt]

Religion is scary...

[vlvtrabbit]

DOUG THE DOG!! thats hilarious!! remember ..the mayans 12-23=12..

[billymotherhen2]

I spy the young Tay Zonday at 1:46.....

[buckfushes]

RELIGION HIJACKS REASON FROM THESE PEOPLE. It scares me.

[thelo15]

Too funny...religion, especially Christianity, is sooooo creepy.

[Oneiroi729]

damn..."We love you- (face of madman appears)" that was kinda freaky

[MusicalSpectrum]

"I'm a Christian"

"No you're not a Christian"

XD

[jcmottern]

Other these other religions are B.S! My religion The Church Of Doug The Dog makes the most since. :)

[assphincter]

Damn did you see that brain washed niggers nostrils flare at :46 ! I bet she can snort a fuck load of coke!

[boomkablamo]

LOL

[grantjoy]

great video!

[bama4720]

Who was the Jesus guy at 2:47?

[Fma42081]

some crazy kraut no one special

[geirhardr]

1:48 Tay Zonday? XD

[kriccistarr]

those kids singing warms my heart they are darling

[deshania]

There's something strangely freaky about the second clip with the kids singing "Reason To Be". On the one hand, you have such a nice group of smiley, wholesome kids, yet you know they've been indoctrinated to believe in all that religious crap and at that young age are already thinking about where they'll be going when they die.

.. Jesus knows, Jesus knows, all of the answers to all of these questions...

[churchofsatan23]

lol redneck crap

[Imaginefree69]

I just bought a dozen puppies - I own them, they BELONG to me. They're really cute, but most of them are less grateful than I think they should be, and some even fail to obey me. So I'm gonna put them in a metal garbage can, sprinkle them with gasoline, and burn them. Not all at once, just a little every day to see how long I can keep them squealing and squirming. I'm not God so it won't be for ever, but I'll do my best... Hey, I love 'em!

[rush1er]

I really like your statement.

[Toops144]

rofl ^^

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

1:55

Chocolate rain

[woozlbug]

Can anyone tell me what Klaus Kinski was on about? I never knew he thought he was Jesus. Was he serious? Was that an act? A scene from a movie? A little too much LSD that weekend? What?

And can you imagine being brought to Jesus by Doug the Dog? Mysterious ways indeed.

[ghostinthefog1666]

the dog convinced me to convert im sold.

[SonicMountain]

Don't know what christians are smoking - but I want some.

Weird shit.

[Smaejdah]

who is the guy speaking on stage? he sounds like hitler :/

[SonicMountain]

Smaejdah -

Natasha's dad, Klaus Kinski.

[Mokenofrs]

things i was inspired to do after watching

1 take a scientology test and lie through it

2 punch shirly phelps

3 burn those puppets

4 burn those other puppets

5 deficate in church

[theblackcelts]

Marshall Applewhite was GAY and killed himself over it, taking along a bunch of innocent people to help prove it.

Didn't work.

[dvsoldier]

OMG!! Tay Zonday for sure haha

[satanlover3]

Klaus Kinski?!?!?!

[maroth86]

lol hahahaha the puppet thing is hilarious

[SKATEORDIE543]

Religion iz bullllllllllllllllllllllllllll­lll shittttttttttttttttttttttttttt­ttttttttttttttt

[shoogie06]

But bullshit makes the flowers grow and that is beautiful.

[TheSpiritualShow]

@SKATEORDIE543 LOOK upon the saints in the Catholic Church and tell me what you think of their lives and actions please. Don't get blind by some of these lukewarm and distorted possessed souls.

[scottydangerous]

HOLY FKIN SHIT, CHOCOLATE RAIN GUY AT 1:59 Laughing my ass off! HAHAHAHAHA

[jimmyassclown69]

i was bout to point that out hahaha

[wormbaby79]

Oh Damn. The Modern Marvels guy does Scientology commercials who knew.

[sicdragon82000]

the puupits are the cul leaders. doug the dog is the reincarnation of jim jones.

[zombat]

Nose and mouth aren't big enough

[thepenguinn]

1:50

OMG TAY ZONDAY

[drumrnva]

@thepenguinn yeah, that's what I was going to say! Is that really him?

[thepenguinn]

@drumrnva I don't think so heh

[Bozogolowlow]

That puppet can't sing worth a SHIT.

[Herreken]

That Heaven's Gate Freak is one of the scariest fucks I've ever seen.

[rjbonacolta]

The history channel narrator guy is a scifag?

[dunnonuffink]

Yeah, the little Asian girl can't do the relentless smiling; she's definitely for the fiery lake!

[bshieldsbb01]

Damn you! You made me like Sean Hannity!!!

[soulinite]

Hail Xenu! fuck, religious people are messed up.

[Uraharasensei]

1:25 The asian little girl is so glad to be there LOL

[dictatertrots]

That had to be the chocolate rain kid.

[dethrockk]

This one has me tripping out...

[CrumblyButGood]

At 2:00

CHOCOLATE RAAAAIN

Did no one else see that? It's him! No doubt. Okay, MAYBE not, but the similar appearance can't be denied.

[soulinite]

I saw that too, no worries. We aren't crazy.

[gonjamon99]

Klaus Kinski! Great performance!

[SlappyThePenguin]

Holy shit! Singing puppets, UFO cults, e-meters and crazy assed bible thumpers. This video has it all.