George Carlin - (Matrix) Architect Parody.

[After25]

The Late, Great, George Carlin!  Rest In Peace, Bro....

[justletuslive]

'hid the remote' sick shit 

[Zizouskid]

and she vibrates *bzzzz* stop it!

[SebKnowlton]

"I felt a simple time out would have been sufficient"

[Lhilee]

"hid the remote..really sick shit." HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA

[patrick35900]

george>will



[hippedoutfiolif3]

Fuck an alien invasion! Pootytang!

[Mikeybetts]

"...and its been circulating and killing ever since"

"just like pooty tang"

[TheLordSadi]

"Not to late to make an old man happy?"

[TheMrChaserman]

1:40 haha

[kcbassist92]

Rufus!!!

[TheVVarren]

I googled this video just for the remote bit. XD

[Xmaggot93X]

@TheVVarren I googled this for George Carlin.

[stfran24]

Ari gold at the end?

[tosspot86]

wish he was still alive, one of the greatest comedians who ever lived

[andrewames247]

@tosspot86 ONE OF THE? Try THE.

[Wharwulif]

That man used to be a husband,but then his wife took an arrow in the knee

[theDENIMMAN]

just like pooty tang

[Meovah]

"it was a long winter..." :DDDDD

[ErichoTTA]

But she couldn't get pregnant. Niether could I.

[nickthegrizzly2]

ITS JOE ROGAN!!!

[MickyG4444]

Louis CK did Pootie Tang. I'm sure he thinks that's hilarious.

[zenburger]

"hid the remote" that is purest of all evil

[jjtheslayer69]

george carlin = the american rolemodel

[freedomfighterguy1]

George Carlin was awesome and hillarious.

[bluespartan10]

why are you dead george? why?...... dammit he's not answering me! he's probably down there now, screaming up at up at us.......

i miss you george.

[RedneckDeerhunter252]

RIP George

[STATiSofVITALETHICS]

@WeedleOnFire pooty tang which means vagina

[Sheepo25]

hahahaha gotta love george carlin :')

[xIIWaRrioRIIx419]

@Sheepo25 heard he passed away awhile ago.. sucks........

[KakashiTheFirst]

@xIIWaRrioRIIx419 Yeah...... didn't help. The fact that you heard about his death did not cure his heart condition. In fact it may have made it worse.........................­........ y'know.... you could be responsible for his death. How do you LIVE with yourself? >:C

[xIIWaRrioRIIx419]

@KakashiTheFirst all said was that i heard he passed away awhile ago and that sucks dear god if ur offended by that you ought to be checked out

[KakashiTheFirst]

@xIIWaRrioRIIx419 Sorry that was from a George Carlin skit. Just thought I'd throw it out there y'know....

[xIIWaRrioRIIx419]

@KakashiTheFirst LoL.... i thought u were serious... to be honest i found out about him thru my german teacher LMAO he will be missed....

[ShaneWilliamsHitler]

@bpz1000 you didn't have to react me original comment related to this garbage, but you did.

[ShaneWilliamsHitler]

@bpz1000 If you find any of those scary movie, epic movie or date movie things funny then you are a complete retard.

[dmohr7]

0:34 hahahahaha carlins trying to hold back a smile

[ShaneWilliamsHitler]

WHY WOULD CARLINE LOWER HIMSELF TO BEING IN THESE TERRIBLE FRANCHISES? THE GUYS WHO MAKE THESE FILMS ARE CUNTS.

[littl3suzi3]

@WeedleOnFire Pootie Tang.

[Protherium]

REALLY SICK SHIT!

[Steph6n]

@WeedleOnFire it works now... just google it

[1MexJ]

I call her... Linda.

[M4levolence]

Ballin

[macbeasty]

Making horses crazy and killing puppies is downright sick and evil. But hiding the FUCKING remote is unspeakable. Even hitler wouldn't stoop this low.

[GalaticSpaceHero]

Exactly ! We are here for Powers at be for there personal Entertainment . We vote for change we get The New World Order Empire from the MAster controlers,Iluminate Global Elite. Jesus refers to them as the money changers . The Temple of Thieves

[M4levolence]

The answer is simple. You are the eventuality of an anomaly " Lmfao ! ! ! !

ergo

[TheMushroomsAreHere]

come one guys!!!!

Explain to me how quoting what you just heard in the video is deemed thumb-upable!!!?

[CrackPipeWiIIie]

21 people's remotes were hidden. 

[Smasho8000]

All 4 scary movies were unbelievably retarded. Here's hoping they never make another one!

[Rygith]

What about...

Contingent Affirmation?

That's gotta mean something.

[snicks3211]

"and it vibrates...."

[TheKiwiactivist101]

Hiding the remote :O ..fuk that is some sick sht

[PersianPrince47]

hid the remote?

what kind of psychopath would attest to such an action?

[kd5eej]

@WeedleOnFire Pootie Tang.

[belibem]

"denial is the most predictable of all human responses" :P

[PainlessTragedy]

Was the video that got him killed? or was it the 911 one...

[PainlessTragedy]

ROFL I remember seeing this b4...

[SilentTom]

This is such stupid material... but Carlin makes it work. "I call her 'Linda'."

[goldzero1203]

I wish he were the Architect in the actual Matrix movies.

[Ravnoren]

"Hello Cindy" *step* *step* *step *step* *step* *step* *step* .. "I am the architect" xD

[aguillermo69]

@WeedleOnFire the movie is pootie tang

[cimi93x]

"It was a long winter... this is an invasion of..." *points laser at eye*

[MoreAnonymous]

she hid the remote, really sick shit.

[aimthailaxu]

.. hid the remote. Really sick shit ..

[Wolfsbane909]

RIP CARLIN

[TheSeeker008]

why not make the old man happy? stuck up bitch.

[CBrusich]

@WeedleOnFire The funniest part, is that Louis CK who is an amazing writer and standup wrote pootie tang, and its the worst movie ever made.

[melakfilms2012]

Pootie Tang.

[rikusoraleon]

"...Hid the remote.  Really sick shit."

[cassabacake1]

@rikusoraleon Fuck you I was about to say that

[onefreakinsky]

@rikusoraleon that is so right, I really hate it when people do that!

[mtavares92]

@rikusoraleon I always found that one funny

[darthbandon10]

What direction was Ms Faris being given for this scene? "look shocked x1000"? :p

[elitenoobvids]

@WeedleOnFire

Poody Tang!! Sa-da-tay!

[punishedsoul]

rip george

[CyberPirate83]

@WeedleOnFire POOTY TANG!

[MyAbcd12345678]

Architect: This chair...I call it...Linda

[justsomeguy2012]

You know what people dont talk about in public anymore "PUSSY FARTS" HAHAHA

Havent you noticed that women that are anti-abortion are women you wouldnt want to fuck in the first place lol. ahhh RIP Carlin

[Rapter57]

@WeedleOnFire pootey tang lol

[nickdeb2]

ari gold

[deshawnpenrose]

@WeedleOnFire Pooty Tang

[mabiniss2]

@Trexmaster12 He wasn't the arcitect in the movie.

[NIJuarez7]

I love George Carlin

[DShodan]

Oooo Linda..i like

[theatlantisrise]

I love how he wheels it around with his feet!

[d0nj03]

@WeedleOnFire

Must be something wrong with their retarded website. That IS the proper link to the page of the movie "Pootie Tang", but it doesn't work if your browser has never been to that page before.

[UDKoder]

@d0nj03

Dont put the trailing slash and it will work.

Noob.

[theedit123]

He sound so much like him when he did the season 4 of thomas the tank engine

[d0nj03]

@WeedleOnFire

imdb.com/title/tt0258038/

[R3allyBored]

@d0nj03

What a good movie.

[Steph6n]

@d0nj03 thanks!

[ValueOfOurWorld]

Cool, but in German it's much more freaky ^^

[Profeshian]

Like a reverse Gene Hackman.

[XxRaN96xX]

We loved our daughter but she was evil, made the horses crazy, killed our puppies, hid the remote, really sick shit.

[CvijaFaQ]

Carlin is of far too big caliber and actually funny to appear in a "movie" like this one. Oh well, hope he at least got decently paid

[Trexmaster12]

HE was the architect in the movie???

Wow... perhaps he'll remain the only atheist I like to hear. The problem is, for me, that I found about him too late about those stand-ups comedy... very late.

[nekezajebancije]

@Trexmaster12 Me too. :/

[Curttehmurt]

Just like Pootie Tang

[130149530]

R.I.P. George Carlin the king of funny xD

[nekezajebancije]

Hahahah, now that I've watched a lot of George Carlin, this whole scene is WAY funnier than it used to be. :D

[JavaMies]

@nekezajebancije Yeah I know what you mean.

[thesip777]

love the feet!



[masterzen107]

Really sick shit.

[ACruelPicture]

The best Scary Movie film

[Fez8745]

"made the horses Crazy, Killed our puppies, Hid the remote, Really sick shit"

HAHAH Best line of the whole movie

[kristianabebre]

R.I.P. George Carlin



[DeathnoteBB]

Am I the only one who realizes you don't have to make the most obvious and blatant jokes possible to have something be a comedy?

[Ringdangler]

i call her........... linda

[Brunocko]

Carlin genious haha

[DroppedGT]

RIP Carlin

[calico1248]

LMAO @ We loved our daughter, but she was evil... Made the horses crazy, killed puppies, hid the remote. Really sick shit.

[MrVinushka]

The only good thing about this otherwise terrible film.

[blunty6feetunder]

@MrVinushka smoke weed and watch it, these movies are not made for the sober mind.

[MrVinushka]

@blunty6feetunder Oh fuck off with that stupid shit. If you HAVE to be intoxicated/drugged in order to enjoy a movie, chances are the movie still isn't good - the drug is.

Watch The Naked Gun or Airplane series by the same directors - they're great films and you don't need to be put under in order to realise that.

[blunty6feetunder]

@MrVinushka I have watched them, while high and sober actually, so yeah you have a point there. All I'm saying is these "scary movie" series are so dumb that you gotta be high to really laugh your ass off.

[MrVinushka]

@blunty6feetunder I could laugh at footage of Ethiopian famine if I was high enough, it doesn't make it any less horrible.

[TheKenTerry]

@MrVinushka

Glad i'm not the only one.

[discussdebate]

Those who wish to separate us ...wish to rule over us.

At the hands of indifference we've become a byproduct of afflicted servitude, encouraged to fight amongst ourselves invariably expurgating those that the propaganda of indifference tells us are aberrant; ultimately aiding and then aligning ourselves with the doctrine of Supremacy.

*

[Vandervik]

just like pootie tang...

[EthansRidealongs]

Scared the horses, Killed the puppies, hid the remote, real sick shit!

[GhostLink92]

Mr. Conductor's gonna get dat ass.

[hideHYDEimcoming]

neeeh i got nuthin

[hanno21664]

hidding the remote is sick shit, down right criminal in my opinion. hidding the remote is down right terrorism! there should be a law against!

how many out there have had the remote hidden huh! it is criminal i say

just my opinion.

ps funny movie thank you for sharing

[XxRaN96xX]

We loved our daughter but she was evil, made the horses crazy, killed our puppies, hid the remote, really sick shit

[Sessilse]

"My wife took her to the old family farm and drowned her in the well.. i felt a simple time out would of been suffcient"

[d0nj03]

@Sessilse

"... would HAVE been sufficient." :)

[Sessilse]

@d0nj03 woops haha im sorry :)

[DiarrheaChain]

@d0nj03 "...would'VE been sufficient." :)

[d0nj03]

@DiarrheaChain

Despite being a better transcription of the line in the video, your version has less educational value. ;)

[39jthm]

@d0nj03 I felt a simple "your right but stupid at the same time" would have been sufficient.

[DigitalLoveDaftPunk]

Will Ferrell's MTV performance is by far the superior parody. And if anyone disagrees, I'm gonna architect a world of pain all over their candy ass. CONCORDANTLY!

[AndrewDeLong]

@DigitalLoveDaftPunk

I would love to disagree, I really would. But I would have to understand your threat first.

[fi5haXe]

But not too late to make an old man happy .. what !! what ??

[Bonez0r]

I thought i'd seen all of George Carlin's stuff, but i hadn't seen this. Great stuff :D

[biggyshack]

*But not too late to make an old man happy*

XD

[chaloria]

"But this chair i called .... Linda" hahahahahahahahaha

[Broney1994]

Hid the remote..... Really Sick Shit!

[TheIncredibleMass]

Linda's built for two. And she vibrates. Noice.

[campex]

Good old Rufus

[itachilightlink38]

as it is called the song that goes with the questions???

[IHateRidge]

I love his little "foot step" when he turns the chair around.

"How about contingent affirmation? That's GOTTA mean something!"

Heck this whole piece. Great work from The Carlin.

[uiruu]

When I first saw this, I had no idea who Carlin was. Now, I realize how grave that mistake was. I think George was wrong, there was a god. His name was George Carlin.

[neo230090]

@uiruu as much as i agree with you, he'd probably slap the shit out of both of us for thinking it hahaha... damn i miss that old fuck

[GG100FDZ]

"Hid the remote, really sick shit" lmao

[zecle]

which scary movie is that ?

[grayfox622]

@zecle scary movie 3

[petacavanagh]

I love the "Jeopardy" theme tune at the start lmao.. This is by far one of the best scenes..

[smurk143]

..and she vibrates hahaha

[MinisterKGB]

George is the Architecht

[glenza69]

"My wife wanted a child but she couldn't get pregnant, neither could I"

[TheWolverineiscool]

she gave her baby to chandler and monica

[Jridden2009]

"Liiiihnda"........"and she vibrates"

[Bookman]

RUFUS!!! 

[Reshik33]

Linda ;-)

[Roald1988]

0:28 face when you poop and somewone breaks in the toilet room :(

[DougDiug]

Could NOT have chosen a better guy for the 'architect' role.

[Arvon2x]

Poitier tang is ftw

[Caesar185]

"My wife could not get pregnant.

Neither could I."

[Demonicpoo]

"..And its been circulating and killing ever since.

...Just like pootie tang......"

That is brilliant!

[Krndancedance]

"but shecouldn't get pregnant. Neither could I." so reminds me of a Leslie Nielsen joke.

[Tarateesh]

ahahah his daughter hid the remote. Fuck shes evil, lmao.

[Khazanah]

I miss Carlin. :(

[AdriusFrostglare]

Linda's built for two.

And she vibrates.

XD

[SOWHATIMADEIT]

wild life no as to pary decay of the human race false life by sila of old history anthe rest well best learn to think with out speeking hear your self an kill the angels still gorge was a nice not nice man in person one by travel no best still

learn cop when cops no is cop, still he spoken the big crime an i got him

spoken on one show man ear looked as demon ear on tv may of been files or

real still , oh well 30 years sad of gods an evil as they both are

you schooled them less the list

[SOWHATIMADEIT]

funny

[wtfan]

I fucking hate this movie... But I got to admit, this scene was pretty funny just because of George Carlin.

I hope these film makers were grovelling at the feet of this man, begging him to give this movie an ounce of his persona... Then cut off their genitalia and offered it as collateral...

Wow, I really hate this movie and all others like it...

I love George Carlin though.

[scrap222666]

@wtfan I thought the the third of the installments was the best one. The storylines intertwined pretty well, had a good (side)cast (Carlin,Sheen,Nielsen (cameo by Cowel) and the jokes were at that time fresh and funny taking those movies down a notch. And how can you not love the rap scene? The words actually required thought and that was in no way cheap humor.

[wtfan]

@scrap222666 I'll agree that the casting was pretty nice, but to me most of the jokes and all were more annoying than funny. The rap scene was decent until they pull the lowest common denominator joke out at the end (the kkk hood). I felt this movie tried to throw so much at the audience that it didn't know what was actually funny for being funny and what was simply the joke that stupid people laugh at. Then again, that's just my opinion, I could be wrong.

[KRAFTWERK2K6]

George Carlin FTW :)

[DralosVos]

But not too late to make an old man happy lmao..

[gefallt]

Seductive voice: Linda...

[sparkyinbath]

since when is the matrix a horror film. fucking shit film. fucking cunt filmmakers are dumb as shit. fucking pathetic bullshit. CCCCUUUUNNNTTTTTTSSSS.

[Pilaf1984]

@sparkyinbath Your eloquent and well structured speech has caused me to reconsider my admiration for this clip. Well played, good sir or ma'am.